Hey there sausage! Our little shop is open, and you can buy T-shirts now. If you're a long-time Patreon backer be sure to check your inbox-thing as you might have a little code that makes them a little bit cheaper. Who says we never give you anything? Who? Oh.
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2015-11-18 18:05:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The Regular Features T-shirts are here! In a box! They exist! That's nice!
How can you get your hands on one, dear readers? Well there's a couple of OPTIONS. In the next few days we'll be opening up an online shop, so we can post them out to you guys before Christmas. The T-shirts there will be £16 (with free postage in the UK, and an extra £3 worldwide).
We'll be sending out a few discount vouchers to people who've supported us LOADS so far too, so if you're a wonderful big-bo...
Matt has written a text adventure based on the life of George Osborne, Gav is apparently trying to be nice, Log is imagining what it might be like to be Gav for a day, and Steve has brought loads of fun expensive shit from work.
2015-11-05 12:04:49 +0000 UTC View Post
We're LIVE from upstairs in Log's pub - and boy oh boy is it raucous! No honestly, the main recording failed so we had to salvage this from the camera backup. It's a bit noisy, and probably more enjoyable/coherent in VIDEO FORM: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYCJqKgN1…&feature=youtu.be
So yeah, hopefully it's mostly OK - but it's clearer what we're saying etc if you watch it on the...
2015-10-29 22:40:39 +0000 UTC View Posthttp://www.canalcafetheatre.com/EventPage.php?EventId=33507
Hello BEST readers,
In about 45 minutes tickets will go on sale for the first of our exciting monthly live shows at the Canal Café Theatre in London. As our cherished and most beautiful and intelligent readers, you're being told first. If you can't get a ticket this time, we'll be doing shows on December 7th and January ...
2015-10-26 11:16:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Honking Mary, it's another episode of the Regular Features podcast. Marvel at Matt, slide into a Steve-scented stupor, lose yourself in Log. It's features features features baby, and what we've got you gotta get and put it in you.
This episode finally reveals what Regular Features stands for, what would happen if Cilla Black orchestrated extra-judicial killings, and that Log's good at writing about wanks. Enjoy.
2015-10-22 23:35:48 +0000 UTC View Post
This week Sean Bell comes back like a bad ghost to tell stories about when Matt Lees was almost a child. The RF Team put these stories under heavy scrutiny, and take all accusations deeply seriously. We apologise for any harm caused, and will look into the matter further.
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Gav edited this one whilst pissed. Can you tell?
2015-10-01 13:42:51 +0000 UTC View Post
WOOP A DUCK! It's the live show! Also available in all usual podcast forms n'all, but the video is here for people who want to see us moving around like humans.
Have a lovely afternoon, readers!
2015-09-24 13:04:22 +0000 UTC View Post
WHOA NELLY: This isn't even this week's episode, it's next week's episode. But here's a little treat for all of you who couldn't make it to last week's live show - an early video version of everything you missed. Will be up next Thursday for all the non-patron chumps, so enjoy it while it's cool & exclusive so you can walk around life with a mean snooty strut.
Team RF x
2015-09-17 13:45:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember that one where Gav was so drunk that he didn't know he'd recorded an episode? Well, now it's Log and Steve's turn to embarrass themselves in front of a disapproving, sober Matt. Be warned: this podcast contains highly subjective levels of fun
2015-09-03 09:33:35 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the latest episode of the UK's best video games podcast!
2015-08-13 21:30:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Patrons! Our loyal, best, smartest and sexiest readers! We're performing a live show on Friday the 11th of September in London and we'd really love you to join us. That's why you're getting first dibs on tickets. Here's the link. http://www.canalcafetheatre.com/EventPage.php?EventId=33507 Just to note: the ticket sales page is run by the venue and is public. We've asked them not to advertise th...
2015-08-05 16:15:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks to everyone for all your support throughout these 150 episodes.
You are all equally the best at listening to podcasts.
2015-07-30 18:56:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Coming to you live from the bottom of a bucket, it's the Regular Features team. Regular Features roll call go! Hey I'm Matt I'm the joker of the crew. Pom pom pom. And I'm Steve, the handsome one. Doop dee doop da doo. Now it's time for me, Gav, the cheeky chappy. High kick high kick. Off we go.
(This is another episode about Gav getting punched.)
2015-07-16 18:28:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Matt is worried he's being followed by the KGB, Steve hasn't seen the latest Terminator film, and Log faces real-life tragedy head-on, pushing his nose right up against it so that it looks a bit like a smushed up tomato. But a very sad tomato, because tragedy has occured.
2015-07-09 21:40:19 +0000 UTC View Post
I somehow made all that a hyperlink, but I'm not changing it back because yo...
2015-07-02 18:26:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello! Before we go any further, you simply MUST sign up to the Regular Features newsletter. It's here, at this web address! http://eepurl.com/bp9F75
There. Now that's done, you can listen to the episode that led to all of us saying "is this good?", "I don't want to edit this one", and "are we going to stop this soon? It's making me sad". Are you ready for that kind of creative ambivalence? Have you climbed into t...
2015-06-18 13:44:17 +0000 UTC View Post
In this new episode of the podcast that is the podcast what is called Regular Features, Steve's got sex tips, Matt's got buffet bothers and Log's singing a song about somebody who was in love and then dies and it's sad. Those are the things we did. Now I simply must go. I can't just stand around here all day explaining everything to you.
142: The Lazy Live Cumpilation
We were all on holiday this week so we've picked our favourite live features to remind you how great we are not just behind closed doors but also sometimes above pubs.
After last month's impossible concept episode, we decided to simmer down and catch up. We kicked off our sandals. We pummelled the ol' sandbags. You know what it's like, when three guys bump cheeks and scrape the congealed fat off a bit of tin foil with their teeth? It's a sure-fire recipe for piping hot mp3. And you know what? You can sail THAT into a lighthouse, and I'm not even kidding. I've even got a lighthouse in mind. Guess which lighthouse for a go on my balls
2015-05-28 11:46:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, is this a day late? Maybe you were a day early. Maybe everything is relative - except our love for you, you lovely lovely Patrons. Come on, let's conga this bastard into the sea
2015-05-22 17:22:30 +0000 UTC View Post
