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Last Responders "Studs" ft Brett Payne

On todays episode we revisit a classic episode of 9-1-1 Lone Star "Studs" and give it the respect it truly deserves. Stripper glitter, incels, hot loads of bull stuff, brisket, and e.d. basically the manliest hour of TV about firefighters and skin care. 

Thanks for adding our hardcore band!! Our singer is fuckin' shit up in the Al-Anbar province, Iraq! w/Chris Wade

This week, a look at former Misfits singer and Proud Boy Michale Graves turns into a full-blown retrospective on "conservative punk," as we explore the Bush-era effort by republican punks to fight NoFX's get out the vote efforts, Michael Moore's documentaries, and deliver right wing news, pUnK-style.

Music: Doom - War Crimes

I would've taken a bullet for both Biggie and Tupac

This week we cover capitalists telling on themselves on my facebook,

the completely rational right wing and liberal responses to finally ending the 20-year long war in Afghanistan

and three (count em--THREE) cop rappers, each more scary (talented) than the last

Music: Remble - Gordon R Freestyle

Last Responders "Buck Actually" ft. Jamie Peck

This week I subjected the wonderful Jamie Peck to an iconic episode of Fox's 9-1-1 "Buck, Actually" Love is in the air when Buck 2.0 meets his match in "Buckette 1.0" a scorned wife shuts the freeway down. Chimney and Maddy have been hanging out a lot...

Without landlords millions would be homeless

This week the algorithm suggests Bill Cosby Rape Joke shirts, and a christian acquaintance gets offended by an Avenged Sevenfold joke

The main event: Alex makes 1300 landlords mad on facebook, and we dive into their incredibly convincing pro-landlord arguments

Finally, pro-Trump post bombing jumps formats to the Amazon product review section. Are these comments helpful? 74 people think so

Music: Godflesh - Christbait Rising

I'm The Vax Man

This week: a collection of bumper stickers to end all bumper stickers

Andrew Cuomo confirms our scoop from 2 months ago: he was too Italian not to do sexual harassment

A conservative talk radio host writes and records an anti-vaccine Beatles parody 20 days before he's hospitalized with Covid

and the new pro-Trump social media app Gettr getts inundated with ISIS propaganda, celebrity impersonators, but NOT the word penis

Music: Yola - Be My Friend 

Last Responders-Sink or Swim & The Searchers

CALL YOUR CUSTOMER OR TEXT THEM. STOP BEING COWARDS!

This week it's a recap of Alexander's wacky, wildest day yet in which the center manager has to clean blood off the floor of Alex's package car

Also, we visit Real Raw News and find out which celebrity pedophile the military is executing this time.

Music: Minus the Bear - Burying Luck

There once was a land of McDonald's workers (The Ballad of Buddy Brown)

This week we follow up on the fight against the Great Reset and report on the reviews for The Great Reset podcast (they're not very good!)

Also, a Tom MacDonald fan asks his compatriots for the best lyrics to use in his upcoming custody hearing

And finally, we check out the fever-pitched right wing country novelty songs of Buddy Brown, with titles like "Welfare Worker," "Looters," and "Driving Through The Ghetto."

Music: Jim Croce - You Don't Mess Around With Jim

Last Responders: Heartbreaker

Maria Guido (@Sandernista412) from Worst week yet joins me to talk about Season 1 episode 6 "Heartbreaker"  where valentines day meets halloween... 

It Will Knock Chunks Off!

This week we cover BE READY! magazine, a firearms news publication whose cover shows a suburban man defending his women from an antifa skateboard assault a la Kyle Rittenhouse.

Also in this issue, an undercover dispatch from inside the black bloc, and the ways antisocial conservative weirdos can utilize the leftist organizing tactic of "making friends"

Music: Shockwave - Shockwave

Q & A Episode

Work has been killing me this week (I’m still here) so for Sunday we’re going to do a nice, chill Q & A episode.

Reply to this with a question you want us to answer, or DM us, or email us, etc.

Minion & Sons

This week musician and illustrator Nick Guenzler  (@TerminalRadness) joins us to dissect a Medium post from the cancelled banjo guy from Mumford & Sons

and we cover a cringe right wing comic artist who swears he's based as hell and draws himself to prove it

Music: Switch - (You Pulled A) Switch

Sorry for the delay! The episode is coming out today around noon

Been a (Obama voice) heckuva week at work, didn’t get home until 10 last night, but we recorded a banger and I’ll get it out to you on my lunch break.

LAST RESPONDERS ep.1- Yee Haw

On todays episode I am joined buy Jake Flores and Rory Blank to discuss 9-1-1 Lone Star season 1 ep. 2- Yee Haw. Austins 126 responds to a case of madness and puts a local Karen in her place. Between the body horror and sweet lib justice this episode is a perfect intro to the 9-1-1 universe.  

THE OTHER KINDS OF WIOMEN, MAYBE SLIGHTLY LONELY, HUNGRY FOR SOME ATTENTION WOMEN? THEY MIGHT PRETEND INTEREST, THEN GO BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND LAUGH AT THE NERD.

This week, Teamsters approve a resolution to unionize Amazon, but is this the *right* way to get a living wage??

Also, facebook conservatives get tricked into complaining about the child tax credit,

And actor Eddie Deezen posts about the heartless waitress who shamed him for demanding she wear fake eyelashes while serving him.

Music: Mind Eraser - Manhood

Tote update

We’re totin’ ova heah

Tears Of A Cop

This week, UPS goes genderless, and the Portland Crowd Control team resigns when one of their own is charged with assault.

That nice woman who cleans your house may just be waiting to stab you

This week we cover New Order (2020) with Carter Moon of the Vaguebooking Podcast, a film that asks: what if inequality eventually fosters a race of mindless dark-skinned zombies who wreak havoc on polite society?

I commented awhile back that I'd make his song my ringtone if he talked about vets in a song. Guess I'm changing my ringtone

This week we cover the newest and lowest-effort Tom MacDonald track to date, "Snowflakes"

Also, The View discusses Kamala's Trump-like comments to potential immigrants and Democratic viewers find a way to wokely do xenophobia.

Music: Kamasi Washington - Via Lua Vi Sol

Ben Shapiro wants children to masturbate in public

Hey it's an episode about fake antifa property damage

Also, Ben Shapiro gets so freaked about childhood sex-ed he says some really interesting things

Music: Charles Mingus - Haitian Fight Song

We've had the know it all, the complainer, whiner, lazy, manipulative, roamers, hiders, absent or late, liars, haters, clock watchers, willful, controller, passive aggressor, puker, and splitters

This week a Candy Shop owner posts a helpful want ad to facebook describing all the types of employees he hates (women) and we learn "why God made the small business owner."

Also, Mark McCloskey (gated community gun guy) runs for senate in perhaps the most Trumpian bid for office in the last two years.

Minion Book Club - Irresistible Revolution: Marxism's Goal of Conquest and the Unmaking of America's Military w/Left Flank Vets

It's a king-sized episode this week as we dive into Irresistible Revolution, or, The Book That Got Me Fired From Space Force with Left Flank Vets.

A self-published work whose main citations are the constitution and Ben Shapiro, author Lt. Col. Mathew Lohmeier sketches out a tenuous connection between diversity training, satanic poetry, chaos energy, and the illuminati to show how Marx's politics of victimhood is unmaking the freedom-loving institution of the US military.

Music: Pr...

Tony Headroom

A photo of Tony Headroom’s appearance on yesterday’s episode as captured by listener Hieronymous Burp

What happens when my pension is offensive to poor people?

This week: a boomer criminal bonds with a state trooper

Facebook Teamsters revolt at the idea of changing the "Brotherhood" in International Brotherhood of Teamsters

and a Dunkin Donuts employee fulfills the American Dream of killing a rude customer

Music: My Bloody Valentine - If I Am

Come to Fort Wayne sissy and i'll make you a pie

Defending Guy Fieri from the left

The Bill and Melinda Gates divorce thrills and chills the MAGA crowd

Our Gender is Trooper

#CopWifeKaren

Music: Yo La Tengo - Blue Line Swinger

If I have to give up beef I will replace it with democrat meat

This week: The possibility of DC statehood reveals the right wing's love of the elite and natural hatred of populism as an Epoch Times op-ed argues against mobs of citizens exerting influence on the nation's capitol.

Also: An extremely fake story about Biden banning meat goes extremely viral, as freedom fighters across the country vow to continue to do the thing they were already going to do (eat meat) whether Biden likes it or not.

Music: Radiohead - Daily Mail (live from the bas...

I was named an honorary black by blacks in college. This is where I leave you. w/Bryan Quinby

This week Bryan Quinby of Street Fight Radio helps us assess the reactions to the Derek Chauvin verdict, and boy, are there some doozies.

Also: A Buttfest 2000 follow-up with Aaron Lewis as he releases his most dumb-assed song yet.

Music: Rival Schools - Travel by Telephone

How many wish they had the opportunity to get into a fist fight with this demon?

This week we visit the new MyStore from Mike Lindell, the mind behind MyPillow, and decide whether it will be enough to take down Amazon

Also, Nancy Pelosi says she's a street fighter, and we believe her. She totally kicks ass and is epic as hell.

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You can choose your biological sex at 5 but can not have consensual sex at 17?

Happy Easter! This week we see what OUR President is up to, dive into the conservative boycott of MLB (and the nature of right wing boycotts in general), and process the Matt Gaetz allegations through the lens of his most deranged supporters.

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Music: Harvey Milk - Death Goes To The Winner