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Lil Nas just threatened to rape my dad. Sounds about what I'd expect.

Hey, it's the Lil Nas X "Montero" episode. This was a pretty big freakout folks

Also, NYC ends qualified immunity for police officers, and supporters of the police literally complain about how they wont be able to shoot people in the back anymore

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Butt Fest 2000 - The Wrap-Up

Amateur technical errors on the Patreon episode? Guess we know who the real April Fool is.

As penance, until we can do a makeup recording, here is the final(?) episode of Butt Fest 2000. Had a lot of fun with this and hope everyone enjoyed. 

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I often say Amazon is the Bernie Sanders of employers (interview with Amazon driver Haley Brown)

For the patreon episode we had a last-second opportunity to interview a very recent former Amazon driver, Haley Marie Brown about her experience driving for the company, how it flies in the face of Amazon's "progressive" public image, and how Alexander's union delivery job compares and contrasts. 

We did a lot of commiserating on this one, and the discrepancy between Amazon's statements and Haley's experience ...

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Godd_amn liberal f_cks. Probably driving around in Hyundais

This week a Southwest airline pilot gets caught on a hot mic doing ironic anti-white racism, and we try to get him fired. Also, two listeners air their grievances with the show in the itunes review section.

Plus: a six year-old boy is arrested and sent to court for "damage to real property" for picking a flower, and commenters ask, "were his parents gay?"

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Patreon episode coming tonight!

We had a great episode and interview with a former Amazon driver last night, and since we were commiserating so intensely over our shared experience with package delivery, the episode ran long. I'm going to edit it after work tonight and it should be up before tomorrow. Thanks to everyone for their patience.

-Alex

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INJECTION DRUG USERS!!! (A Minion Death Cult tour through the Nextdoor App)

Sean KB of the Antifada helps us kick off this episode with discussion about a Facebook post from the Jordan B Peterson Liberal Discussion Group on Facebook. It seems a man was denied a job for "mentioning Jordan Peterson's teachings during an interview with HR."

Mostly, however, this is the audio for the Instagram livestream we did last week in lieu of our normally scheduled programming, where we explored the surrouding neighborhoods of my new Seattle home with the Nextdorr App.

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"MORONIC EVIL GARBAGE" Tote Bag - LIMITED PREORDER

What’s this? Our first new merch in over a year?

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These are the real deal. You can carry 3.9 gallons of Jameson or 2.3 Tonys in one of these.

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LIVE STREAM TONIGHT 3/18 at 7:30pst

Tonight, we celebrate both our first live-streamed, full-format episode, as well as our first descent into the world of Nextdoor.

This couldn’t be a Patreon exclusive because the app only allows for like 15 seconds of video. We hope this will make up for the lack of an episode this week (xfinity technician is still coming tomorrow)

This will be a FULL live episode on Instagram, and I will upload the audio to the Patreon feed as soon as I have internet again.

Please join us...

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We are experiencing technical difficulties. Commandos, stand down, but stand by.

3 modems and 4 wifi routers later and I still don’t have internet. Sucks pretty bad.

I have an Xfinity technician coming Friday who theoretically should be able to get everything working. Let’s hope so.

Maybe I’ll do a live stream from my phone this week to make up for it. For now, feel free to leave thoughts, prayers, and physical threats in the comments.

Sorry everyone 😢

-Alex

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There is nothing more traditional, and therefore more repugnant to a Liberal than the concept of a monarchy and all of the ‘broken’ traditions that come with it

This week we have a follow-up to a previous story because the disgusting, unpresidential Biden dogs bit someone at the white house (no surprises there!)

Also, American conservatives try to navigate criticizing a woman of color who herself is criticizing the British Monarchy. Complicated!

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Buttfest 2000 - 2010's w/Tony Boswell

Hey, it's the 2010's. Does Butt Rock still exist? Yes.

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Coming from an Italian family... it's just how you were taught... you kissed your uncles and male cousins as well...

This week liberals (the Dr. Seuss Estate) are cancelling Dr. Seuss, and conservatives (female victims of harassment) are canceling Italians (Andrew Cuomo). We're documenting it. 

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Buttfest 2000 - The 2000's w/Brett Payne

Extremely fun, embarrassing episode

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Buttfest 2000 - The 90's

The 90's. The decade everyone has been waiting for. Maybe.

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Buttfest 2000 - The 80's

This decade was challenging, but I think we made some important discoveries

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Buttfest 2000 - Intro

BUTTFEST 2K, baby

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Based hahaha. He played Beatles song

This week Seattle Antifa militants built a violent snow fort in front of a police station driveway that most likely prevented first responders from saving every meemaw in the city

and police are playing copyrighted songs in an attempt to get copwatch livestreams taken down, which is freaking epic as fuuuuuuuuuu*k

music: Low - Just Like Christmas

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Alternate reality where Gina Carano stayed on The Mandolorian

“I was born on a lily pad, but now I was touching down on The Emperor’s landing pad!?”


(Thanks to Evan from Kino Lefter)

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Now that Lucasfilm has given into hate and vengeance, it is firmly on the path to the dark side

This week we cover actress Gina Carano getting cancelled for posting facebook memes to instagram, the conservative values she may have been able to impart on Grogru if she were allowed to stay, and responses from The Epoch Times

also, conservative millennial memester Benny Johnson has a killer bit about kamala harris' niece and Tom Brady that you've gotta hear

Music: Mogwai - George Square Thatcher Death Party

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WTF happened to good ole dark creepy hot topic? I sure miss it.

Please don't complain about the audio quality

Music: D.R.I. - Five Year Plan

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Commy liberals just took Wallstreet bets off redit w/ Matt Christman

We didn't get to all the topics we wanted to talk about, including the comment this episode is named for, but you get it. Good episode.

Music: Gorilla Biscuits - New Direction

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I want to stress the importance of people not refering to Pedo Biden as the P word

Wake up kids, we got the dreamer's disease

Music: Flying Lotus - Satelllliiiiiiiteee

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Judas "Pence'd" Christ, to the Jewish authorities

This week we cover more freshly extracted copium in the wake of the Minion Revolution, this time involving a covert mission to steal the most passed-around laptop in congress

Also, a new addition the dictionary, and the National Guard tries to get clever with their ads by recruiting the dumbest people on Facebook.

Music: Meat Wave - Yell At The Moon

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Sticker Update

Hey everyone Tony here. I know a lot off you are still waiting for stickers and they are on the way I sent out the last of this wave it’s morning and you all should be receiving them soon. Thank you so much for your patience and putting up with my slight incompetence. I cant wait to see where everyone slaps these bad boyz! 

If you changed your address since signing up feel free to drop a line with an updated address and Ill get a pack out asap  

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Postcard prints for $5 subscribers

The next wave of stickers for our $5 patrons will include a 3x6.5 print of the MDC “Icons” illustration by Tony that was inspired by the Jason Lee  “icons” graphic from the early 90s by Blind Skateboards. Real heads know. 

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We're storming the Capitol! It's a revolution!

They did it, the absolute mad lads

Music: The Coup - The Guillotine

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A Most Wanted Men (No Safe Spaces)

As an end-of-year treat we cover No Safe Spaces, the Crisis on College Campuses documentary hosted by Dennis Prager and Adam Corolla with the seeming goal of convincing us how much people dislike them

Music: Beige Eagle Boys - Nothing's Ever Good Enough

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Real Americans don't need the 2K dollar welfare check

Listen to Butt Fest 2000 at http://patreon.com/streetfightradio 

Music: Faye Webster - Kingston

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Someone has to die now

It's your Patreon episode

Tony is here, with me, in Seattle

We talk about raw meat sandwiches, the MAGA bloodlust in response to the Supreme Court decision to dismiss Texas' election lawsuit, Cyberpunk 2077, and an NHS commercial where Santa gets Covid-19

Music: Low - Just Like Christmas

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We're going on a 500-mile roundtrip to steal a f---in monolith. That's how much we love Jesus Christ.

This week Tony talks about his small business tyrant boss replacing him while he was on Covid quarantine without telling him,

I explain why I'm right about David Sedaris

and a group of trendy youths tear down a monolith to prove their loyalty to Based Jesus

Music: Shellac - Prayer to God

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