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Devil in her eyes! Some say she is a witch.

This week Alex gives updates on his Jeff Dunham driver helper,

We cover the guy who's suing to recoup the $2.5M he donated to prove voter fraud

Also Joe Biden is lying about his broken foot, probably for some nefarious reason

Listen to Buttfest 2000 at http://www.patreon.com/streetfightradio 

Music: Poison Idea - The Badge

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I will not forsake my family or my God and I will give thanks

This week starts with a montage of dudes rocking, giving way to an all-out assault on Thanksgiving.

Music: Hella - The Things That People Do When They Think No One's Looking

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Steer Team Six (Yellowstone) w/ Chris Cabin

This week Chris Cabin from We Hate Movies joins us to discuss Paramount Network's original prestige drama Yellowstone, starring Kevin Costner as a wealthy rancher/business owner/politician/cop that we are somehow supposed to be rooting for.

Filled with epic facebook bon mots and casual racism, Yellowstone dares to answer the question: what if a millionaire cowboy cop was also a troop?

music: Daughn Gibson - The Pisgee Nest

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Covid Hymn Tribute

This week: A deluge of boomers find their way onto Tony's response to Terrence K Williams

A police chief posts too hard on Parler about [redacting] democrats and gets to retire

and a Covid denier owns the libs so hard that God calls him home

Music: Pedro the Lion - Magazine

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The time for nonsense is over, bipartisanship in back!

Today we cover the unfolding results of the 2020 election, including an apparent shift of African American and latino voters towards Trump; Hannity once again trying to get Ilhan Omar assassinated; and the state of Washington looking at second amendment solutions for comprehensive sex-ed in their children's classrooms.

Music: Chavez - Peeled Out Too Late

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The soup nazis are for real!!

This week we take the temperature of the presidential election with: cops announcing in public that they're voting for Trump, liberals voting on behalf of RBG, and which outcome will result in less death for average people.

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He tilted the Pepe on his screensaver towards me. “Have you heard of the Proud Boys?”

This week: an article in the American Conservative titled "My Fling With A Proud Boy," an astonishing, bewildering essay from a liberal writer about her series of dates with a mixed-race vegan Proud Boy.

Also, a new police recruit gets flipped off and cussed at by New Hampshire residents, but not for the reason you think

Music: Faraquet - Cut Self Not

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Takin' Back CALI

This week we cover Miguelifornia, a versatile musician creating viral (and not-so-viral) right wing songs about California and conservative politics.

Also, facebook reacts to SpaceX's surprise (lol) partnership with the US Military to deliver 70 tons of weapons anywhere on earth in 60 minutes. Damn, he really is Iron Man. Awesome!

Music: Incubus - Take Me To Your Leader

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They said they cancelled the game because of us, so I guess that's what happens

This week Ammon Bundy is back in the news for getting his son's football game cancelled for refusing to wear a mask,

And the St. Louis gun couple are indicted for pointing guns at protestors, despite the fact that the protestors were probably going to try and erect low-income housing next door to them

Music: Van Halen - Eruption 

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Minion Death Cult Reads Rodham

This week I read the alternative history "Rodham" -- a faux autobiography from the perspective of a Hillary Rodham who never married Bill Clinton

An obsequious depiction of the former first lady, Rodham contains depictions of graphic sex between Hillary and Bill, and, more confusingly, a stark evaluation of Bill's allegations of sexual assault, which is what eventually leads our heroine to cut ties with the sexy, saxophone-wielding serial philanderer.

A first date crossing a picke...

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Did they send a social worker to see if the goose needed counseling?

This week we cover the ghastly debate between Biden and Trump, memorable moments from both, and the online response, including resistance sheriffs, Supreme Court Proud Boys, and armchair centrist-whisperers.

Also, a Seattle man kills a goose during goose season, and local news wonders if Black Lives Matter is to blame.

Music: Metz - A Boat To Drown In

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If it wasnt for unions there wouldn't be a 40hr work week and also we set the bar on a lot of wages. Trump 2020.

This week we cover an important post in the Biden/Harris 2020 facebook group: What would Hillary say if Biden asked her to be on the supreme court?

And, several large unions release a statement of intention to protest and strike on behalf of racial justice, and Fox News viewers remind us why unions are bad.

Music: Reptoid - Void Filler

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What if joe rogan sparked up and asked them if they would like to hit this

This week we examine a self-described Vegan Monk who has a bit of a bone to pick with the women in his Facebook friend suggestions

Also, Joe Rogan offers to moderate a debate between the presidential candidates, and can you imagine if he or they smoked weed during the debate?

Music: Kottonmouth Kings - Peace Not Greed

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KKKop KKKidney

This week facebook responds to Trump Jr's comment that Kyle Rittenhouse murdering two people was the kind of "stupid thing" we all do at 17

Also, in one of the more dystopian headlines this year, a woman arrested multiple times for opioid addiction "repays" the arresting officer by donating a kidney to him

Music: The Crystals - He Hit Me (It Felt Like A Kiss)

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Tfw

you make the mistake of folding your arms before recording an episode

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MDC Reads: My Antifa Lover - A Riot of the Heart

Banter and Dune chat for the first 10 minutes

My Antifa Lover reading begins at 10:14

Is it left-wing romance? Right-wing satire? Discover a far more bewildering truth as we explore My Antifa Lover—A Riot of the Heart

Music: Cows - Mr. Canceled 

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Drive Angery 3D w/ Kino lefter

In deciding to detour from our normal programming and cover a meta-topic of the show, the 2011 Nicolas Cage film Drive Angry 3D, we discover what may be the most facebook movie of all time, and the spiritual predecessor of the Qanon movement.

Milton (Nicolas Cage) has escaped from hell, and he will stop at nothing to deliver justice to the sick satanic pedovore cult who has murdered his daughter and is planning on sacrificing his infant granddaughter to dark lord George Soros.

He'...

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Qanon & Save Our Children Uncover SHOCKING Secrets in Disney Movies (livestream audio)

Here's the audio from the most recent youtube livestream, which can be viewed here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIa67j0DScs

There's some banter with the chat at the beginning, presentation begins at 04:23

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Sleepy Geezy

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The fact that police would be more careful around my brown son than my white sons, that makes the police officer smart, because of statistics

We open the show a bit loose this week before getting into our normal format, discussing the right wing vigilante violence in Wisconsin and how we can respond (skip to 27 minutes if you'd understandably rather not hear about it.)

We take a long hard look at Abby Johnson, RNC speaker, subject of the pro-life film "Unplanned," advocate for racial discrimination against her adopted mixed-race son, and the weird liberal language her and her husband are using to justify their abhorrent belie...

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Alexander Reads McB (Live)

Hey all! Here's the audio from the livestream last night in case you missed it, or in case you'd rather consume it as a podcast. The video is available at  https://youtu.be/1o2fq7Ryykk  (for some reason it is still unlisted on our channel).

This is unedited, it's just me, and there are 2 or 3 times where I show a photo to the audience. I'll make one of them this episode's logo.

Thanks for supporting the...

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Alexander Reads McB Live

Wednesday (tomorrow) night I will be doing selected readings from McB’s new Autobiography live at YouTube.com/miniondeathcult

Listen to this week’s free episode for background, but I believe “Gents, Let’s Talk About Feminist” to be one of the great outsider works of our time, and not everyone has $15 to give to a lunatic.

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Thousands millions there's so many boats I didn't know they had do many boats I love boats

Fourth upload attempt's the charm!

This week Scot of the Border Boss podcast joins us to discuss a wonderful intersection of previous MDC subjects, as Chris Gephart of Conservative Grounds and the Operation Flagdrop facebook group join forces to set a Guinness World Record for, uh, Most Boats.

Also, Dolly Parton says Black Lives Matter, and Breitbart readers respond with "The media is trying to spin this as if Dolly said "ONLY Black Lives Matter, which is preposterous"

Music...

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Why waste Donald Trump's deuce on Hillary.

This week a public school teacher expresses concerns about teaching class over Zoom, specifically about conservative parents listening in who may react negatively and who may be unreasonable, so they threaten to shoot him.

Also: The NYT reports that Donald Trump would like to be on Mount Rushmore, something he has said publicly many times, but is completely fake news, but isn't a bad idea now that you mention it! Conservatives and liberals react accordingly.

Also a discussion abou...

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New episode coming tomorrow

We recorded tonight but had minor technical delays, so I won’t be able to get the episode up tonight. Thank you for you patience, commandos 🙏🏼

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Preborn Black Lives Matter / Lord's of the Land

This week we cover the "Students For Life" embarrassing chalk protest in front of a Planned Parenthood, as all the forces of Fox News and facebook come to the aid of these extremely repulsive individuals.

Also, the Coronavirus pandemic leaves millions of renters in economic straits, the liberals kick the crisis down the road, and the landlord class asks, 'Can't we just take the doors off the hinges and force them out that way?"

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They wanted to hurt us. They kept saying 'Take off your riot gear'

This week we cover the local news police propaganda machine in full effect as they report on the "59 injuries" sustained by police in Seattle, the worst of which is apparently a torn meniscus. Also, your usual confused and bloodthirsty local news comment section.

And, we cover a few very special conversations in a Covid-denial facebook group.

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He reading the gay bible and it does exist

Sorry for the delay! This week we cover the right wing response to the murder of Black Lives Matter protestor Garrett Foster, and the way in which they are adopting liberal talking points in order to justify it.

Also, Don Lemon says "Admittedly, Jesus Christ was not perfect" on CNN, and front-facing cameras across the nation immediately begin fogging up.

Music: Protomartyr - Michigan Hammers

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New episode up tomorrow AM

Sorry for the delay everyone. Had a stressful weekend but we’re recording tonight and the episode should be up by midnight or so PST

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Sheriff Deputy Forgot He Took Bite of Asphalt

This week we're visiting Fauquier, Virginia where the Sheriff's Facebook page reported that a deputy had been struck and knocked unconscious by the occupants of a "black SUV," whipping their followers into a frenzy of violent fantasies.

The next day, they issued an update, informing Facebook that their prior report was incorrect, and that the deputy in question had lied. We looked at these comment sections side by side, with some interesting results!

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