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Kamala is a C*p

This week we read a very interesting article titled: "‘Kamala is a cop’ was a racist narrative that killed Harris’s campaign dead," and we cover the response from Kamala facebook pages to her suspending her campaign 

Also, Nancy Pelosi says she can't hate Trump because she's a Catholic, but the group I HATE NANCY PELOSI! begs to differ.

Music: Thundercat - Friend Zone

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Proud P.I.G.

This week we cover the response to the way I say Thanksgiving, our Blue Lives Matter Nativity Scene logo created by Jake Miller, and the cop who got called a PIG in Starbucks.

 These people are sick, folks. 

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I bet when you mention "Thanksgiving" at dinner you get corrected by your daughter

Happy Thanksgiving

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Erect & Protect

Hey! It's a live show from our West Coast tour!

A county executive rules that a police department isn't allowed to accept a wooden Blue Lives Matter flag from a grateful child. Derangement ensues. 

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No more anything with the Kellog in my house

Cereal is shoving homosexuality DOWN MY THROAT

and we should kill whoever put up that billboard making fun of Trump

Music: Hella - Anarchists Just Wanna Have Fun

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You are struggling honeybun!

This week we're covering an interesting Jesse Watters segment in which he reads his mom's disappointed texts live on Fox News. For fun? For penance? As a display of suffering?

Also, deleted scenes from our Black & Blue episode, including trailer talk, a shoehorned romantic ending, and some truly bizarre imdb reviews

Music: Integrity - Abraxas Annihilation

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Our President Liked the Minion (Kanye - Jesus Is King)

We cover the breaking news that Trump met the minion, and how the reaction to this historic event further shapes our understanding of the Minion as a right-wing totem

and

Our Kanye West - Jesus Is King album review.

Music: Despise You - My West Side Horizon

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Come & water my Liberty Tree...

Work has been bad, so Alex complains about it

Beto has been bad, so the right wing threatens to kill him

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AOCalypse

This week: Libs Mad

See us on tour in November with Street Fight: https://www.streetfightradio.com/left-coast-november-tour/ 

Music: Mannequin Pussy - Drunk II


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Hillary Clinton won in 2016 and she will win again in 2020.

Change.org petition to draft Hillary for 2020

Kanye releases Kidz Bop for Christ

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Minion Death Cult (the episode) (fixed?)

An exploration of killer cop Amber Guyer's Pinterest account, complete with homicidal minion memes, and a discussion about the late-stage childhood boomers seem to be experiencing

Also, an exploration of Young Americans Against Socialism and their old fans, old board of advisors, and old ideas

Music: Lightning Bolt - Over The River And Through The Woods

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Minion Death Cult (the episode)

An exploration of killer cop Amber Guyer's Pinterest account, complete with homicidal minion memes, and a discussion about the late-stage childhood boomers seem to be experiencing

Also, an exploration of Young Americans Against Socialism and their old fans, old board of advisors, and old ideas

Music: Lightning Bolt - Over The River And Through The Woods

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Here's How To Talk To Kids About Abortion

Josh Fuhrerstein tries to pay Greta to debate him. A mom teaches us how to have "the abortion talk" with our children, and republican presidential primary challenger Bill Weld says Trump should be executed.

Music: Air - La femme d'argent

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THAT IS NO WOMAN!!!!!

Marine tackles high school children at full speed to prevent them from hurting each other. People love it.

MAGA people accidentally wield their transphobia for good against a high school wrestler.

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BRAINDEAD ELOI!

This week the cult comes for two very nasty women and goes on wild tangents involving ancient filthy fish delicacies and unaborted bears.

Music: Tropical Fuck Storm - Who's My Eugene?

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That's b s it ain't chichrn

This is it, folks. We won. The Alabama Republican Legislature finally passed the resolution to request that Ilhan Omar be expelled from congress

and Tony finally gets to let his freak flag fly as I moderate a debate between him and our commentariat about KFC's new vegan chicken option

Music: Earth Crisis - Firestorm

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Sausaged Children

This week we cover Trump saying he is God and shit and the right wing's (scant) response.

Music - Some guy from the Joe Rogan Facebook group

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Apartheid Has ALWAYS Been Racist, And It Is The Blacks Who Did It

Academic Study Shows Donald Trump Has Made America Less Racist

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Bernie Is Second Only To Pickle Rick

Bernie goes on Joe Rogan and it is very good. A young boy (17) mows his cop neighbor's lawn and it is also very good.

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Police Officer Forgot He Took A Bite From His Sandwich

The headline says it all

Music: Chavez - New Room

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Rings Are A Death Trap

This week we cover Miss World Michigan losing her title over social media racism, Cops losing their jobs over social media bloodlust, and a silicone wedding ring Tony's HR manager gave him.

Music: Hole - Miss World

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Jeff Foxworthy is the White Chris Rock

Trump did racism again, Republicans aren't condemning it (there must be a reason??) and Democrats are condemning it, so you know what that means. Right? Say it with me.

Civil War Time

Music: Matana Roberts - Raise Yourself Up

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In No God We Trust

An atheist organization hangs banners in Fort Worth, Texas, and all heaven breaks out.

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Joe Pesci's Memorable Movie Beatdowns

This episode we explore a Joe Rogan Experience Facebook group comments section about flag burning, and it's really something

Music: Choking Victim - Living The Laws (because Leftover Crack sucks)

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Mr. Sanders Goes To Walmart

Bernie Sanders talked some shit to Walmart shareholders, and people had some reactions:

1. It's OK because he was invited!!!

2. Walmart doesn't deserve this kind of treatment!

3. If employees would stop stealing, Walmart would have the money to pay them higher wages

4. Bernie is an out-of-touch millionaire who doesn't realize that workers prefer less wages.

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Shit The Fuck Up: A Deep-Dive into Cop Facebook

This week we go through the recently released Plain View Project repository for racist, reactionary, and generally bloodthirsty posts and comments made by cops.

It's some sick, moronic stuff, folks.

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Power-Bottom Slave

This week we discuss the Arthur Gay Rat Wedding controversy, and read from an Activist Mommy think piece about it. Also, several very deranged people in the comments section

And, we visit a viral college essay posted by a male who felt wronged by his female professor, in some of the worst, most laughably offensive writing we've had on the show.

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Go doggie you are my hero.

This week we talk about right-wing fascination with animal racism, and give a definitive explanation for this phenomenon.

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Watching & Honking

Bonus episode featuring a totally real SJW petition to get Brie Larsen to retire from Captain Marvel if she actually cares about diversity, the incel politics of Anakin Skywalker, and Tony getting big-timed by a cop and dog-shamed on facebook.

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Christian is the N Word of the World

As a thank you to our patrons, we present our first full-length bonus episode in a lot of months. It's a Doozy!

We cover the utterly stupid "Easter Worshippers" controversy in the wake of the Sri Lankan terror attacks, wherein American Christians found an even greater tragedy: they didn't get name-dropped.

Also: Buttigieg is literally causing the end of the world by being gay

And: Sanders' proposal to grant inmates voting rights generates some of the dumbest discourse we've ...

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