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I THOUGHT TO MYSELF; "WHAT AN AMAZING, PATRIOTIC MOMENT" AS SHIVERS OF LIBERTY AND FREEDOM SWELLED MY HEART

This week we catch up on how Twitter is doing… only to find them  being interrogated by the Australian senate about reinstating the  account who shared CSEM on Twitter “out of outrage”

We examine the way social media’s business model of farming for outrage has never been more apparent or disgusting

Also, we take a look at the modern UPS Driver… through the eyes of a Silicon Valley tech podcast guy. Damn I look cool as hell.

Finally,  the FBI shoots a...

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DEATH CHAT 500 IS NORMAL NOW

Alex will be out of town, but we’re bringing in a ringer to make sure the show goes off at the normal time of 5pm PST on Saturday

Our guest cohost will be a “Guy” you may recognize from another podcast. Please behave yourselves for the substitute or no caps lock voice for a week.

ALSO: we’re coming to the east coast for the first time for two nights of live podcasting!

9/10 in Brooklyn w/ Antifada and Pod Damn America: 2023-08-12 00:27:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Lester Holt did whiteface and nobody said s#!t

Today we're ashamed to find out that this country pays its UPS drivers more than US soldiers thanks to a viral tweet

and a woman does transphobia so hard she develops an abscess when a hospital wont guarantee that no trans nurses will be attending to her

finally, a facebook woman goes to target in blackface to yell things she saw on facebook in an obvious case of mental distress (facebook poisoning) and we learn about how soft a generation is if it doesn't tolerate blackface

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Child kidnapping? For what purpose? Domestic issue? The context is important

Today we're digesting the newest Trump Indictment via the small intestine of Truth Social--documenting the former president's colorful insults for Mike Pence, a key player in this newest round of legal challenges.

Twitter is Civil War City with black-pilled responses from bigtime right wing influencers Tim Pool and Mike Cernovich, while show favorite Scott Adams has a more creative response

Finally, one of the funders of Sound of Freedom is charged with kidnapping two 14 year-old ...

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Disney goes Heavy (DEATH CHAT 500 - 08/05/23)

This week Alex shares the story of a big time live performance flub

and we look back at pop punk covers from our childhoods, including the “Punk goes Pop” and (worse) “Punk Goes Crunk” cover albums

before diving into an extremely popular modern pop punk(?) cover band with an album of Disney songs

From here we wind up at christian hardcore and reminisce about the early 00’s wave of christian metalcore

Music: New Found Glory - No Reason Why

Watch the stre...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - 08/05/23

We're chatting a pop punk? hard rock? album called "Disney Goes Heavy" from a popular cover band

the "Teen Hearts" T shirt company band called... Teen Hearts

Plus more

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CULT of the COLLECTIVE

It's a labor-heavy episode, folks--we're talking Alex's final thoughts on the UPS Teamsters Tentative Agreement before voting begins, third-party orgs participating in member mobilization, and what our long-term goals should be for the Teamsters.

ALSO: The Rock donates a record sum to the SAG-AFTRA support fund, and Blaze readers ask, "Why does he hate veterans?"

ADDITIONALLY: Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre cancel 30th Anniversary Doggystyle shows at the Hollywood Bowl to show solidarity ...

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Why even go to a "prayer breakfast" if you're planning on fornicating later

Today we check in on how Twitter's rebrand to X is going and find Elon Musk personally reinstating an account after it was disabled for posting (and apparently watermarking) CSAM

Also, a Nazi gets beaten up at a Sepultura show and some Facebook users are shocked at the intolerant state of metal

And Finally, we uncover the dark truth about our elites in Washington: they're fornicating.

Roxy Music - Thrill of it All

Sepultura - Kaiowas - Tribal Jam

Zu - Rudra Dance...

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Shapiro v McDonald (DEATH CHAT 500 - 07/29/23)

A non-union UPSer wants to know what he gets for being loyal to the company

And two titans meet: Ben Shapiro finally interviews Tom MacDonald, maybe for the first time

Plus: Alex gets triggered by edgy kids' clothing

Watch the stream here: https://www.youtube.com/live/S9XwwA0AvSg?feature=share

Music: Lafayette Afro Rock Band - Darkest Light

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DEATH CHAT 500 (07/29/23)

Non-union UPSer wants to know what he gets in for being loyal to the company

Two titans meet: Ben Shapiro interviews Tom MacDonald

and more

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The chicken has been strange for some time now

I’m afraid it’s another banger, folks. Today we’re talking highlights of the Teamsters/UPS tentative agreement: the great, the good, and the mid

Video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_TnITSxjaA&t=1220s

Also, the right is giving itself eating disorders you’ve never heard of, scrying raw chicken entrails and determining them to be woke

Finally we cover the death o...

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Like minds smoke alike

Today we've got small business social media drama involving a broken Big Game Hunter game cabinet

ALSO: we discover proof of Hunter Biden being a California Weed Kingpin

plus our final, devastating topic: THEY'RE ARRESTING YOUR GRANDPARENTS FOR VOTING FOR TRUMP

Music:

Annapura - Picos

Power Trip - If Not Us Then Who


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Try that in a small town (DEATH CHAT 500 - 07/22/23)

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 07/22/23

Watch the stream here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WX0UEUYJBw 

Today Alex describes his geriatric physical therapy routine

ALSO: we listen to the corny, godawful, and morose “Try That In A Small Town” and document viral misinformation surrounding the song

And lastly, we visit one of the most cursed profiles on instagram, a man utterly aba...

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DEATH CHAT 500 (07/22/23)

Join us live as we attempt to Try That In A Small Town

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BONUS: Alex interviews UPS part-timers

I chatted with a couple of my Teamster siblings about their experience working part-time for the multi-billion dollar UPS--detailing unsafe working conditions, harassment and irregular schedules.

I asked them how they feel about the current contract fight with the company. Are part-timers aware of their importance in these negotiations, and is there a way to get them more involved? 

What do part-timers stand to gain from a strong contract? How will it affect the company movin...

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O Lord, please let Hellywood collapse

Tony sits for the flag in front of his grandma at a baseball game and Alex talks about getting denied a raise at Subway

Also, a TPUSA writer attacks the “Karen” slur, arguing that it actually the end of society if her glass doesn’t get refilled on time.

And in the main segment of the show we discuss the many aspects of the Actors’ strike:

- The studios’ leaked threats to writers and actors’ homes

- ABC News attacks the strike as harming other adjacent busin...

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SOMEBODY TOLD ME YOU SUCK!!! w/Miles Klee

Today Miles Klee of Rolling Stone joins us to talk Sound of Freedom, the child-trafficking action(?) movie dominating theaters and leaving its fans to say “if you didn’t like it, you’re a pedophile.”

We cover the morose film and the gruesome promotional push behind it, including twitter copypasta and weepy tik toks, learn about the film’s real-life vigilante, and read from deranged responses to Miles Kl...

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"I was just trying to be black" - Black. White. Ep 2 (DEATH CHAT 500 07/15/23)

Today we revisit the early-00s, Ice Cube-produced race-swapping reality show Black. White.

Bruno does and says incredibly racist things while trying to prove racism isn't real

Rene and Carmen fight over Carmen's use of the black term, "bitch"

Rose tries rapping in her def poetry group

Rene listens to an argument from a white bar patron about "how black people are"

And Bryan and Rene wait to see if Bruno and Carmen will wear Dashikis on their visit to a black chur...

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DEATH CHAT 500 - Black. White. Episode 2

Let's chat

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SOON YOU WILL BE SLEEPING ON CORN COB PILLOWS. ENJOY!

Today Alex tells the story of getting fake written-up for parking while delivering 2 100lb boxes

Also: the leftist San Fransisco totalitarian police arrest 100 young skateboarders during an annual event... instead of just gunning them down??

and finally: Mike Pillowman is forced to sell off manufacturing equipment and space as retailers continue to refuse to carry his patriotic pillow. Soon, a real rain will come to wash away these putrid and disloyal department stores. 

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I am a Human Behavioral Consultant. Women have a 6th sense. She may be on to something. w/Travis View

White people are getting upset on planes. We're documenting it. Here to help us is Travis View of the Q Anon Anonymous podcast.

We cover the conspiracy theory gripping the nation: a woman aboard an aircraft accused her seat neighbor of being not real

Why did this vague proclamation strike such a chord with right-wing conspiracists, and wha...

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Yo, listen up, it's time to make a stand, UPS Teamsters on the mic, taking command - DEATH CHAT 500 (07-08-23)

IT'S DEATH CHAT 500

We're talking bad Teamsters rap (can't let this one get out to the general public)

Joe Rogan gets mad at people working from home as his friend gets completely owned by his employees

Ani fights a Tesla 

And, a demonic Axe commercial featuring Lil Baby is deconstruct4ed by one of the finest minds Facebook has to offer.

Music: Protomartyr - Tarpeian Rock

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DEATH CHAT 500 (07/08/23)

It's DEATH CHAT. 

We're talking bad Teamsters rap, Joe Rogan gets mad at people working from home, Ani fights a Tesla, and maybe a demonic Axe commercial featuring Lil Baby if there's time.

JOIN US

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My dog is very afraid of fireworks. He need to grow a set and get over it

Today we discuss the collapsed UPS-Teamsters negotiations, a likely strike, and how this time we're fighting for part-timers.

Plus, a man has some tough-but-fair lessons for his dog who is afraid of fireworks

and Finally, a small rural town in Maine is threatened with a gargantuan, dead-troop theme park--complete with 1776 ft. American Flagpole. Of course, the communists have a problem with it.

Music:

Drive Like Jehu - Human Interest

Lemmeno - Pop Song

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I did not need affirmative action to create a pancake company

Sorry for the late episode everyone. Alexander had a minor injury and some union duties to carry out, but we're back

Today we catch up with UPS-Teamster negotiations, including the elimination of the 22.4 job category, and MLK Day as a paid holiday. Will UPS agree to a fair contract in time to avert a strike?

We also address a baffling concern about Teamsters President Sean O’Brien turning his back on working people by not wearing blue jeans, potential scabs who want to remain f...

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III% is proudly members of House Griffyndor

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (07/02/23) 

Watch video here: https://youtube.com/live/0yiG42yv8PM?feature=share

Today we finish Episode one of Black. White. and learn about the III%ers' radfem turn

Music

X-Ray Spex - Identity

Intro by Alexander Edward

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DEATH CHAT 500 (07/02/23)

Let's Chat

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DEATH CHAT 500 TODAY @ 4pm PST

Hey folks

No, I wasn’t cloned by white hat generals

No I am not signaling fealty to Satan

I just messed up my eye in a totally normal way

Anyway WE’RE CHATTING at 4pm PST today. That’s an HOUR earlier than normal because I have to play a MOUSE themed FANTASY tabletop RPG today

We’ll be finishing the first episode of Black. White., checking out the cool new millennial anthem by Fall Out Boy, and looking at a JK Rowling-supporting potterhead III%er guy View Post

DEATH CHAT 500 postponed

Sorry folks. Had a minor (very annoying) medical emergency today that we’re at urgent care for.

I’ll keep everyone updated on when we’ll try to do the rain check.

Thanks and sorry

Alexander

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