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Joe Biden admitted to actual treason.

This week we cover a couple of weird guys in my work Facebook group and listen to the leaked audio from Trump showing off a classified doc, which is fantastic.

Also, Biden says he sold state secrets into a mic on camera and then said he was joking, and the right wing has to pretend to think it's real

Also, Netflix finally overplayed their hand with their most depraved move yet: making Titanic available to watch on their platform in order to capitalize on the submersible tragedy(?)...

DEATH CHAT 500: Black. White. (06/24/23)

It's an incredible race-swapping reality TV show from the mid 2000's produced by Ice Cube, and we watched it.

White dad wears blackface to prove how much better he'd handle racism when it happens to him and to also say the n word six times, his white daughter does def poetry in blackface, etc.

Watch video of the livestream here: https://youtube.com/live/FhaMNEfNCP8

We have heard the baseless cries of 'you are going to kill someone' way too often

Today Alexander and Tony discuss the latest news in UPS-Teamster  negotiations, the company's insulting economic proposal for its employees, and a potential strike

Also: an aggrieved hardcore fan calls out legendary Boston band Bane for the singer's pro-trans and anti-american speech at a recent show. Is hardcore really the place for  politics?

Finally, we discuss the billionaire death sub, the  awe-inspiring hubris that caused the disaster, and a stepson who enjoye...

DEATH CHAT 500 (06/24/23)

Join us as we watch an episode of the wonderful television show Black. White.

"Debate bros" are following the scientific method more stringently than faux-intellectuals

It's a jam-packed episode today as we listen to Florida republicans pass a harsh new anti-immigrant bill and then beg the undocumented people in their community to continue working on their farms.

Also, a stewardess for an Irish airlines puts Israeli passengers' lives in peril when she says the P word over the intercom, and we look at some truly oblivious zionist clapbacks

Plus: the "debate me" craze reaches a fever pitch, as debate fans seek out a scientist they want to see owned...

Streaming companies appreciate the value of writing. We do. But we will pay the absolute minimum we can

Today we watch Trump offer “food for everyone” at a restaurant before immediately leaving, and hear from a Fact Checker to see if the former president would really welch on a payment

AND an interview with  an anonymous Apple TV + executive reveals how important writers are to streaming companies—but how paying them better wages or allowing  organized labor to succeed is antithetical to their core values  (accumulating wealth).

And FINALLY an office furniture c...

DEATH CHAT 500 rescheduled indefinitely by WOKE mob [UPDATE]

UPDATE: still no internet wtf. We’ll keep everyone updated as to what’s going on. Hopefully it’ll be fixed by Monday?? Anyway, happy Father’s Day!

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Sorry folks, my woke internet company went broke today while we were recording this week’s episode.

We‘ve started a boycott forcing them to discriminate against minorities, so they might have it fixed tonight and if they do, we’ll be streaming TOMORROW Sunday June 17th at NOON PM PST.

Sorry again! 2023-06-18 00:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Join us for DEATH CHAT 500 at 5pm PST

Last week was a blast and we'd love to see everyone again

we'll be talking Potterhead III%ers,

Alex's total mastery over the gentler versions of geriatric exercises prescribed to him by his physical therapist,

one of the most MDC guys ever sighted in public, 

reactions to the UPS strike authorization vote, and more

A Tale of Unwanted Disruption: My Week Without Amazon

Today we're talking Alex's bad back and scheduling days off work for physical therapy while your boss pretends he has a say in the matter

and the Teamsters announce securing Air Conditioning for future UPS package cars. We talk about the merits, possible drawbacks, and address a few of the imaginative responses to this big step towards addressing safety concerns

Also: we study the weird, tan, Canadian, "Motel 6 CEO" grandpa who accused a 9 year old girl of being trans during a tra...

"Secret. This is secret information. Look, look at this,"

We've  got an amazing episode today folks as Trump gets indicted again for  showing off confidential US documents to Mara Lago guests

and  Tony explains the PGA x LIV Golf collab, from the PGA denouncing the  Saudi Arabian-owned tour as "immoral" before merging with them.

Music:

King Krule - Space Heavy

Will Haven - Diablito

DEATH CHAT 500 - Hand-mogged by a child (06/10/23)

TODAY: we chat about Teamsters voting to authorize a strike against UPS

And a YouTuber shares his very normal interpretations of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Finally: a prominent white nationalist tweets a Facebook post about her traditional, catholic, federal agent husband leaving her and their child to be even more of a fed

Music: Tears of the Kingdom Main Theme

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DEATH CHAT 500 (06/10/23)

TODAY: More Zelda derangement, 

An anti-immigrant far right white nationalists gets abandoned by her fed husband 

And an art teacher is threatened by her landlord for sidewalk chalk project.

As a person who played all Zelda games, including the original in the gold cassette, Link is not Trans

Today we host a living funeral for the modern man who is forced to go to his well-paying job and come home for lunch to play with his dog but there's sad music playing over it. 

We can't help but wonder if he wouldn't be happier having his limbs sawed off on the battlefield or perhaps living a more traditional agrarian lifestyle (eating breastmilk ice cream)

ALSO: Fox Business transvestigates the new Zelda game to find out if trans people can identify with its protagonist (no...

The left is using our anger to bankrupt American companies. Something to think about

This week we follow up on the Beach Teen Marine Massacre with a shocking revelation: The Marines were lying? And sharing alcohol with minors? and trying to kidnap blacked-out 14 year-olds?? Imagine our shock.

Plus: Texas drivers are named worst in the country, and Texans explain why (the reckless drivers are all New York and California transplants!) and we learn about the REAL driving hazards: pedestrians, cyclists, and skateboarders

And finally, the unthinkable has happened: Chic...

DEATH CHAT 500 - Iconoclasm (06/03/23)

This week we chat about a metal concert at a roller rink, non-standard music venues, and the colorful characters that inhabit them

Also, we check back in with Tony Zorc in the hopes of upgrading our country and destroying the beast virus only to discover shocking news

Listen to Djunah and buy their music at https://djunah.bandcamp.com

DEATH CHAT 500 06/03/23

We told them we were Marines so they would leave - but they didn't.

This week we have the smug, liberal grins wiped off our faces as we learn how the filming of Nefarious was beset by demons, and we develop some of our own theories about the paranormally-inept film production

and we learn about the different ways to make people mad while observing Memorial day, including the large group of beach teens who beat up three marines

Music:

Sinai Beach - Man or Animal?

Jeromes Dream - Exit 29 Collapsed As I Drove By

Right there... there's the little toddler mannequin

This week we inspect the crotches of the children's bathing suits at Target to prove how creepy the retail chain is

and the right wing cancels Roger Waters for dressing up like a fascist? While on stage?? Performing some album called "The Wall"???

Music:

God Shell - Caved
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DEATH CHAT 500 - Transget (05/27/23)

This week Alex gives a deposition on attending Kirk Cameron's Christian Storytime Hour at the Seattle Public Library, learning about diverse, pluralistic utopian anthropomorphic (capitalist?) animal societies with free housing, communal parenting, and varying types of intelligences

Also: more Target derangement including an epic Target dis track about washing the the aisles of target with the blood of christ

and Newsmax commenters share their extremely proportional responses to th...

DEATH CHAT 500 - 05/27/23

Today it's more Target derangement syndrome and Alex makes a courageous trip to Kirk Cameron Story Hour at the Seattle Public Library.

Let's chat

Governor Ron DeSantis literally broke something the worlds greatest engineer built. (Twitter)

This week we learn about the systematic destruction of redheads in media while looking at the comments on a preview of the new Scorsese movie

and Ron DeSantis finally (?) announces his presidential campaign on Twitter Spaces with Elon where the feature crashes several times but only because of how PWSOME the Governor is

King Krule - Stoned Again

Canada on Strike (South Park) w/Talking Simpsons

In honor of the current WGA strike, the boys from Talking Simpsons help us tackle a South Park episode mocking the previous strike in 07-08.

We wade through a painful dearth of jokes and mind-altering note-for-note renditions of viral videos to see how foolish anyone would have to be to strike for "internet money"

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he looks like someone that would pound you into the pavement simp. (real)

ACTUAL Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (05/20/23)

I've changed the title of the last one which is supposed to be something about defending congresspersons' ability to trade stocks, but I dont think it'll change if you've already downloaded it. That was audio from DEATH CHAT 500 05/13/23

TODAY: we're celebrating bees successfully de-arresting their comrades from a volunteer LAPD officer and the successful unionization of a north Hollywood strip club.

We're also seeing, hearing, and...

I don't agree with this as we want successful people in congress and in all probability they have a stock portfolio

Audio from DEATH CHAT 500 (05/13/23)

We check out Imagine Dragons' strike-busting psyop, discuss whether banjo is cool or not, and listen to some bad Tom Morello Collabs

Also: Matt Gaetz and AOC improbably team up to stop congressmen and women from trading stocks, and the most annoying people in the world have some issues.

Music: Gauze - Distort Japan

Nefarious (2023)

Today we watched anti-abortion Catholic horror movie Nefarious, from the blubbering mind of right-wing podcaster and Glenn Beck employee Steve Deace

Sean Patrick Flanery stars as the omnipotent demon Nefarious set to be executed if liberal, atheist psychologist Dr. James declares him fit to be condemned

Nefarious takes the Dr. on a rollercoaster of epic Catholic owns, picking apart the smug progressive’s many hypocrisies and foretelling of 3 murders the coastal elite will have c...

DEATH CHAT 500 - 05/20/23

WE’RE LEARNING ABOUT NEFARIOUS BEE ATTACKS AGAINST VOLUNTEER LAPD OFFICERS AND I GET SWARMED BY HUNDREDS OF MEN UPSET ABOUT STRIPERS FORMING A UNION. 

Death chat 500 5:45

Almost done recording our regular episode be right there 

Sorry for the delay!

After 3 attempts to record this week’s bonus episode (I’ve been busy playing this cool new game) we’re taking our cue from the universe and moving it to next week where it’ll be released as a second bonus episode.

Apologies, folks. But what we have lined up for the next few episodes is pretty fantastic. Special guests, cringe anti-union content, and a terrifying cinematic depiction of pure evil.

See you for Death Chat 500 on Saturday!

We’re talking about the volu...

I'd happily pay much more for TWITTER if that WEF woman wasn't CEO.

Wow, what an episode. Today we bid adieu to American Dad who has finally gone woke after deciding to put Roger the horny alien in drag

And, three Canadian men assault "suspected" Bud Light customers and the right responds with bizarre logical leaps but forgets to hide their general amusement 

Finally, Elon musk hands the Shire (Twitter) to the Mouth of Sauron (former executive chair of the WEF), and we try to figure out why the richest man on the planet would be hanging out w...

DEATH CHAT 500 - 05/13/23

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