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We may be running a little late thanks to our (successful) battle against youtube elites, but we will be here, at or around 5pm PST talking:

Getting bossed around at the millionaire old folks' home

Responses to the AOC / Matt Gaetz anti-congress stock trading bill

Popular and very MDC baby names in 2023

Could Andrew Tate be a Hindu god?

and Imagine Dragons tries to erode morale at the WGA writer's strike

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As an elder, I must warn you that gym instructors are replacing us!

This week we briefly address the psychopathic right wing response to Jordan Neely's killing on a New York subway before we shift gears to a pressing question every man must ask himself: is someone else stretching out and warming up your wife?

Also: In honor of his coronation, we examine some truly funny defenses of the king and his royal family. 

While on the subject of repulsive predators, Matt Walsh comes up and we watch the Daily Wire ad they launched to defend him in ligh...

The Ballad of Tony Zorc

Today we talk about the depressing Guardians of the Galaxy movie and take a look at an Independent, musical candidate for president.

Music:

Tropical Fuck Storm - 1983

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DEATH CHAT 500 - Let's Get Zorc'd (05/06/23)

Let's Chat

You can go fuck yourselves. I see your hateful comments. Big weather change next week.

TODAY: we address critiques of the Writer's Guild strike: will shutting down TV production lead to mass mental health crises? Will the end of scripted television lead to a glorious leftist revolution? Will the writers’ strike give actually talented people such as verified twitter users a chance to shine?

Also: it’s more doorbell discourse when a weather-tracking Facebook page warns parents not to let their kids ring other people’s doorbells or else he might shoot them. 

I get these "are you gay" quizzes that show up as ads in the upper right all the time when on YouTube.

Today Amber Rollo and Rax King of the Low Culture Boil podcast join us...

By the way sweet-toots, I was only sitting a few rows behind you at a Final Four Basketball game about six years ago - DEATH CHAT 500 (04/29/23)

Audio from yesterday's DEATH CHAT 500 livestream

Watch video of the finished livestream here: https://youtube.com/live/xakqAresMN0

It’s the triumphant return of power-poster McB as we read LIVE from previously unreleased chapters of his magnum opus: Gents, Let’s Talk About Feminist.

For newer listeners: McB is a Floridian menswear shop owner and a one-man army against the “LGBTQ mafia,” taki...

DEATH CHAT 500 - 04/29/23

It’s the triumphant return of power-poster McB as we read LIVE from previously unreleased chapters of his magnum opus: Gents, Let’s Talk About Feminist.

TODAY on DEATH CHAT 500

It’s the triumphant return of power-poster McB as we read LIVE from previously unreleased chapters of his magnum opus: Gents, Let’s Talk About Feminist.

Visit Patreon.com/miniondeathcult at 5pm PST to access the livestream.

For newer listeners: McB is a Floridian menswear shop owner and a one-man army against the “LGBTQ mafia,” taking on local bartenders, female cops, Ashley Judd and “gender racism.”

Listen to our previous episodes on the men’s rights icon he...

Divorce happens. It doesn't even sound like it was his choice.

Today we cover the feuds between Stephen Crowder and Candace Owens and Stephen Crowder and his own wife, who filed for divorce without his consent??

We take the opportunity to peruse the weird freaks picking sides in the right wing media civil war

and Tucker Carlson is fired from Fox News but moves onto something bigger and better: uploading videos straight to twitter

Finally we examine the right-wing response to the shooting of 16 year-old Ralph Yarl after he rang the wrong...

I'm gonna coin the term "Christophobia" The definition is "reddit.com" - DEATH CHAT 500 (04/23/23)

This week a man pulls a gun on a clerk at a closed deli counter to make him sell meat 

A new meme policeman pops up to whip the godless leftists of Reddit into shape

and we don our tactical kilts to present the 2007 photobook "Gun Owners of America"

Music: PJ Harvey - Big Exit

No I didnt pay for Twitter. I paid for free speech. I paid for 1776 to commence.

This week we catch up on a couple recent stories, with the Supreme Court ruling in favor of the continued sale of an abortion pill (not without  some grousing from Alito)

and the Creek Karen's marine brother writes beautiful poetry honoring the young woman's fight against public access to water

Plus we hear a couple strong but opposite responses to the successful Dominion / Fox News lawsuit

and Finally we examine the coterie of weirdos shaming celebrities for refusing t...

DEATH CHAT 500 - 04/23/23

Man pulls gun on grocery worker to reopen closed meat department

we find a twitter account dedicated to policing Reddit comments

and a coffee table book called "Armed America" showcasing some very interesting gun-loving americans 

Sad But True (Bounce, Bounce) - DEATH CHAT 500 (04/16/23)

Sorry for the delay, folks. Here's the audio from last week's DEATH CHAT where we're talking the 2003 Metallica Icons MTV event, in which the most talented and illustrious performers (Staind, Sum 41) came together to honor the butt rock legends.

We also dip into the Aerosmith MTV Icons show with some equally bad cover performances. 

Finally, we're listening to a new "thing that should not be": country metalcore. WHO THE FUCK IS READY TO BOOT SCOOT N BOOGIE??

Join us TOD...

DEATH CHAT 500 will be on SUNDAY again this week

Hey folks

Alex here

Death Chat 500 will be on Sunday at 5pm PST because I have plumbers at my house 👍 see you then

I remember the big dreams I had as a little girl to own mountain land with water on it

Today I break the bad news to Tony: no bonuses this year for the company (him)

and we discover a tik tok bear boss dog mama who is sick of the low-key creepy community that wants to continue using the creek on the land she just bought… and decides to fight back

Also: A Texas ruling threatens to take a common abortion pill off the market and Washington State responds by purchasing 30,000 of the drug via the state's carceral system.

We cover some of the goofier push back by ...

"I am a racist"

You know it's a good title when I have to put quotation marks around it.

This week we study with horror two extremely Facebook men. The first is a TPUSA reverend who records himself berating LEGO store employees with graphic sexual acts after seeing their pride pins

The second is Daniel Perry, convicted of killing a Black Lives Matter protestor, and whose Facebook account and personal correspondence show an obsession with bloodthirsty right wing memes, a penchant for racism, and c...

DEATH CHAT 500 - 04/16/23

Join us as we go through the cavalcade of covers performed at Metallica’s 2003 MTV Icons celebration

Listen to Metallica songs as they were always meant to be heard: performed by Sum 41, Staind, Avril Lavigne, Snoop Dogg, Korn, and Limp Bizkit.

Also, Metalcore country music, an NYFD hockey team member cleans the clock of an NYPD player, and probably more!

DEATH CHAT 500 Happening TODAY at 4pm PST

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Join us as we go through the cavalcade of covers performed at Metallica’s 2003 MTV Icons celebration

Listen to Metallica songs as they were always meant to be heard: performed by Sum 41, Staind, Avril Lavigne, Snoop Dogg, Korn, and Limp Bizkit.

Also, Metalcore country music, an NYFD hockey team member cleans the clock of an NYPD player, and probably more!

So it's a crime to have a disease now?

TODAY: Tony gets embarrassed by a young Hot Topic employee, which leads us down a Metallica rabbit hole

and Alex continues to connect the dots between upper body strength and successful crisis management

Also: a plucky tech-trepreneur disrupts San Francisco with bite-size tutorials on how to boil water and appears to advocate for the public lynching of homeless and mentally ill people. That's right, it's another edition of Muggle Death Cult

Finally, we cover the Washington w...

Chicago will become one of many literal hunger games killizones for homeless, poor, fatherless, uneducated, lawless, addicted victims of Democrat ghetto vote slavery policies.

Today we we check in with the Chicago Police to see if they followed  through on their dramatic threats  since the election of  left-leaning mayor Brandon Johnson.

We cover the "colorful" head  of the police union making these threats and other bizarre statements on  facebook, and see how the New York times comment section feels about  teachers' unions (and unions in general)

Finally, watch out  Babylon Bee! There's a new website making fun of Ai...

Last Responders Ep0401 - Honor Dogs revere first responders

This week Last Responders returns with repeat guest Ani to discuss the Season 4 premier of 911: Lonestar. 

Multiple biblical storms plague a pastor father and daughter as the crew tries tor rescue a young cassanova trapped in a flying, melted porta potty. 

And Rob Lowe accidentally joins a white nationalist biker gang.

Watch video here: https://youtube.com/live/R-fruR8wgCw?featur...

DEATH CHAT 500 x LAST RESPONDERS

Let's chat.

Last Responders returns today on DEATH CHAT 500

Today we (along with a special guest) will be bringing you an episode of Last Responders, Tony's miniseries about the woke firefighters, gay cops, and horrific bodily injuries of Fox's 911 and 911: Lonestar

We'll be covering the season 4 premier, which is available on Hulu or a Fox app I assume. See you here at 5pm pst

California cops' socialist instincts overpower their hippie vegan beliefs

Today we briefly cover the Bud Light boycott before moving onto the more important topics of which Bud beers are good, and the beautiful story of San Francisco Gay Bars organizing with the Teamsters in the 70's.

Also: California Sheriffs travel 500 miles to seize a 9 year-old's goat when she and her mother try to prevent its slaughter. We watch the right grapple with the conflicting ideas of "California" and "cop," property rights, agriculture, and government overreach.

Join us li...

About halfway through packing orders

Still waiting on hats, but I have about 100 shirt-and-sticker-only orders packed. If I get through all these no-hat orders before I receive the hats, I’ll ship them out first. It may present a bit of a logistical challenge to segregate shipping labels but I wanna get these to you folks ASAP. Stay tuned for more updates.

Also, Elysium is a better overall movie than I remembered, but the last ~5 minutes are even worse than I remembered.

We are living through the darkest chapter in American history

Folks, we got him. The Eagle is down. I repeat, the Eagle is down.

We examine the multifaceted response to the Trump indictment: Cope, Mope, and the Day of the Rope

Also,  Mitt Romney and Starbucks founder Howard Schultz take to the senate to  inform the puiblic of what's best for the American worker.

Music:

Amok - Reverse Running

Nile - Ramses Bringer of War

THE OBAMA'S SCREENSAVER (Death Chat 500 - 4/1/23)

This week we: catch AFROMAN red-handed

-Discover the female version of the pop punk voice

-Report back from SNOWFLAKEPALOOZA MEME VAULT AND LIBTARD MEMETOPIA with a fine selection of memes

-and check in with how the anti-woke takeover of Disneyworld Florida is going (not good!)

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Music: Sun Ra - T...

DEATH CHAT 04/01/23 Take 2

AFROMAN CAUGHT RED-HANDED

FEMALE POP PUNK VOICE

DISPATCHES FROM SNOWFLAKEPALOOZA MEME VAULT AND

LIBTARD MEMETOPIA

Free school lunches. This is the socialism the Amerikan Republic wanted

This week we do pop punk voice for a bit and listen to a Billy Joe Armstrong meltdown before diving into the very bad discourse around yet another school shooting

Also, a young wealthy couple sets a prime example of Bad Landlords when they buy up an entire Welsh village and raise rents by 60% and we attempt to avoid commentary that might get us kicked off podcast marketplaces

Finally, we review the good news out of Minnesota: sanctuary for abortions, sanctuary for trans healthcare...