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Coming Up Next

I usually drop stories without much teasing, but let's try something new shall we?

I'm actually working on several stories right now, but here's a summary of two of them:

ONE: Kyle notices the number candles on his birthday cake are in the wrong order. Then he notices the number balloons are backwards too...and that all the random older people at his party are calling him by the wrong name...

TWO: A computer wiz sells some technology to an u...

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Q&Aardy - September

Heya Bodybuilders and Muscle Daddies, want to AMA?

- comment your question below and I will reply in my own comment
- if you'd like to be anonymous, DM it to me and I will respond publicly here :)

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Back in the US! And some billing FAQ...

Heyaaaaa. Though I did get a story out last month (plus a commission from another author!), I know I wasn't as active as usual. Now I'm back and picking up my routine - life, gym, writing - and will have much more coming this month, including more progress pics and more stories.

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Learning To Lead

Oh, did you really think I'd let August slip by without a story?

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When Bowen Carpenter starts receiving mysterious and compelling emails from his school, he finds his leadership qualities starkly improving - along with some other things about himself...

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Cop/Uniform TFs

What are the current feelings on them? After last years tragedies in the US, I decided to put them on the back burner for the time being. I’ve been getting the itch to write some but don’t want to come across like I’m endorsing corrupt institutions.


I’ll be honest, I love writing ‘em. I think uniforms are sexy as hell. But in my head, most of my cops are just guys who are helping little old ladies across the street and just happen to be super buff. If you have r...

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Permanent Vocation

Thanks to the support of all of you, I'm sometimes able to put a little extra money into the TF community by commissioning something of my own. The latest creation to arise from that is this story, Permanent Vocation, written by my friend vikingbeast69 (you might remember him as Viking Zombie Boyfriend). I gave him a couple guidelines but otherwise gave him carte blanche, and he ran with it. I think the result is pretty damn hot. So please, enjoy this little bonus!

NB: you ...

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Imagine...

Commissioning artwork BEFORE I post the story? A novel concept! I just might have some handsome fellas in the works for ya...

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August

Hiya! Thank you so much to all of you - for reading my writing, supporting my bodybuilding, giving me ideas, encouraging me when I'm down...venturing into Patreon and Twitter has been so rewarding and I only wish I'd done it a bit sooner!

I had a backlog of stories close to being finished when I started this Patreon, and now most of those stories are finished and out in the world. Additionally, I'm going on a trip for the last two weeks of this month. So, just be aware, you might see le...

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Upgraded

Griffin is headed to the Bahamas for Spring Break with his fraternity. They're all sitting together on the first leg of the trip, but when Griffin gets upgraded to business class, what's he going to do? Say no?

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Business Daddy TF

Coming this week.......

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Ideas

I'm working on some stuff, but I'm curious: do you have an idea for a story? I'd love more inspiration, for any component: the after, the beginning, the cause of the TF, any of it. Lob 'em at me!

Disclaimer cause I have to: any suggestions here are not guaranteed to be written, and whatever you do suggest will be used as inspiration, not direction. This is not a request to commission a story.

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Q&Aardy - July

Hello! It's Q&A time for the Bodybuilders and Muscle Daddies.

- comment your question below and I will reply in my own comment
- if you'd like to be anonymous, DM it to me and I will respond publicly here :)

Feel free to AMA over the next couple days!

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Head Rush

Jefferson gets stuck at a hair salon with his mom while he waits for his car to get fixed, but his insistence on hiding out so that no one thinks he's gay gets the best of him.

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Say hello to...

Edward Lakin!

- proud father of four
- veteran newsman
- Emmy winner
- adjunct professor of journalism
- champion bodybuilder
- winner of the National Coif Award for best hair in news (just look at it!)

...and the main character in one of my most successful (and favorite) stories, The Broadcast, even though...

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*waves*

Sorry to be quiet for a few days, friendos. Working on a bunch of different stories for you all. I personally can't wait to see which one I finish first. They're all pretty different so it just depends which mood strikes me! And you know how painful it can be when the mood strikes.

I have another one done that I'll release if the other writing isn't coming together, but I want to keep things varied for you all!

There will be a new round of progress photos for da ...

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Rest Stop

While at a highway rest stop, Alex meets a friendly man intent on introducing him to a new line of work.

Illustrations by BigBerserk - please drop him a line of gratitude!

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Tomorrow...

The top results in the “what do you want to see more of?” poll were:

  • Hair change
  • Daddy AP
  • Bears
  • Cultural TFs
  • Blue collar

Let’s have a story that ticks off four of those five, then, shall we?

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Ouch

5 deleted pledges today?? What’d I do :(

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Next up!

A young lad is transformed into a big, burly, blue collar daddy with all the fixins. And by fixins, I mean "drawings by BigBerserk," all but one of which will be Patreon exclusives forever. 

You don't want to miss this - so don't unsubscribe, is what I'm saying. ;)

It'll be up before the end of June.

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Q&Aardy - June

Hi! I'll be doing a Q&A session each month for my Bodybuilders and Muscle Daddies (bless you all!) and here is June's! At the moment, I'm not sure how else to do them aside from you commenting below. So...

- comment your question below and I will reply in my own comment
- if you'd like to be anonymous, DM it to me and I will respond publicly here :)

While I'll leave this post up, I have to cap it at some point, so let's say you have 48 hours to get...

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Comics of my stories - yea or nay?

I've started chatting with artists about potentially making illustrated comics out of some my older and most popular/influential stories. 

This is an expensive process, unsurprisingly, and I thought perhaps I could post them here as paid posts to recoup some of the costs. Unlike my stories which will eventually go public over time, any art would live exclusively on Patreon.

I'm continuing to try to figure out how bes...

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What do you want more of?

Note that it's multiple choice and alphabetical. Choose whatever you want, go crazy! I'm just interested in what people respond to and sometimes find the results to be inspiring.

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Lifelong Lesson

Declan and Jack are as close as friends can be. And that's just about all I can tell you without spoiling the story...

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New goodies incoming

Hello friendos. As you may already know from Twitter, this was the week we finally could have a service for my dad, so I've been home with family for the last few days (we also have to go through all the stuff in the house, so that's been...fun...)

But the good news is, I have a couple stories I'm wrapping up and will be posting this month. They're long 'n' sexy, heartwarming and dirty. Look for one hopefully next week.

Love,
R. D'Vark

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Welcome to June!

Watching subscriptions plummet after the 1st of each month is sure gonna hurt, huh? :|

Don't leave, kids! I foresee new stories this month...maybe a couple, even!

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Character Art Poll

If I commissioned Qai to draw one of my characters, who would you be most likely to chip in to a crowdfunding for?

Read all the options before you vote!

Note: Qai's commission page specifies that he draws "erotica, athletes, game and anime characters, marvel heroes, original characters & pretty boys." As such, I'm keeping the options around those qualifications. I know we got a lot of...

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Thank you

Just a note to say how grateful I am to see so many new sign-ups. Humbled and just feeling so thankful! I hope you think it's worth your while, and I always welcome messages and conversation.

Thank you, thank you.

More goodies soon!
-A

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Character art

My friends!

Just discovered the artist Qai on Twitter - gorgeous artwork. I would love to commission him to draw one of my characters, which I would run a poll on here to select. (I'll be honest, though, my first thought was Owen...)

My question is: would you take part in crowdfunding to pay for this (at least partially) and have it live on here as a Patreon exclusive? I've attached his rates for some con...

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Wishing Room: Dad Rock

Sometimes, you have to learn to loosen up a little - especially when you're a literal Boy Scout.

(If you're seeing two attachments, I don't know why - I only see one! - and the final version is "Dad Rock." Patreon poltergeists!)

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New story this week

Coming soon, friends.

Your homework is to re-read this story. Why? Oh no reason...

:)

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