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Reading Lunar Phases ch 10

Disclaimer: Don't own PJO or the Whiske

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Mid-Week Update 6/5/25

Hey all, that magical time of the week again!

Update post! YAAAAY!

Lunar Phases II ch 3 is about 75% done and needs a few long sessions of editing once it’s finished, so I’m opting for its post sometime in the next two weeks, so as not to over-bombard another Reading LP weekend. I think that’s how that math checks out. Eh, if I’m wrong, I’m wrong.

Outside of the rewrite re...

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Mid-Week Update & One Helluva Earworm

Hey all, just chiming in with the weekly update. Got LP II ch 3 up to the halfway point it was at before, don’t have a rough estimate on posting right now, but I should have one next week.

That said, a small stupid snippet found in recent Earworm exchanges, more aligned to Helluva Boss though, so, enjoy? I’m looking for the other Nalia stuff, it was all organized on the stolen laptop. That’s what I get for trusting humanity.

000 Helluva Earworm 000<...

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Preview LPII ch 3

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“Wait, hang on.” Carter pinched the bridge of his nose. The past two hours had been without a doubt the longest and strangest two hours of his fifteen year old life. And that was coming from the same magician that had restarted the cycle of Ra’s birthday. “The Greco-Roman Pantheon still has Demigods? Like, they keep coming around, and they, uh...erm, they–?”

“Keep procreating with mortals?” The older boy – Naruto, Carter clarified...

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Reading Lunar Phases ch 9

Disclaimer: Don't own PJO or Naruto

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"The unwritten rule is two at a time, correct?" Reyna asked.

"Yes." Jason muttered, drumming his fingers on his knee.

"Alright, then, I'll hand it over to my fellow Praetor once I'm finished."

"Final–"

"Uh, Jason?" Frank grinned sheepishly.

"...Ugh, fine. Fine! I didn't want to read anyway." Jason huffed.

"Why are you so eager to re...

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Mid-Week Update 3/22/25

No luck in recovering the laptop, I was holding out after being contacted again by the local PD. Might as well write that off as a lost cause. Sucks, but that’s life.

Along with the progress on LPII ch 3, the prepped snippets from the ‘Nalia Multiverse’ are gone so back to digging around in the chat me and E4E had set up.

In lighter/other news, I’m addicted to BG3, so expect a Durge story either here, AO3 or FF sometime soon, as well as updates to OKG, WTF...

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Mid-Week Update 5/15

Okay, let’s get this over with, bad news first:

My laptop got stolen. The backup of the next chapter of Lunar Phases II I have saved on the cloud is not as nearly completed as the actual chapter was. So, that’s gonna be delayed. My deepest apologies guys, it’s my own fault for leaving it in my car and leaving it unlocked. Second time someone stole something right out of my driveway...Maybe I should move…

There is good news, I have a few <...

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Reading Lunar Phases ch 8

Disclaimer: Don't own PJO or the Whiskered Warrior.

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"Alright. That's two for me. Who's next?" Leo asked, holding the book up.

"I'll–"

"I'll do it." Reyna offered before Jason could finish. Leo shrugged and passed it down the line. She cleared her throat. "'First Quarter'"

Reunion.

The word on its own is often associated with the massive social gathering held to celebrate and ...

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Soul Of A Dragon

I got halfway through the first part of LP II ch 3…Yeah, I spent the weekend playing Balder’s Gate 3, and then had so many fantasy ideas. This…was not one of them. This is an old idea, revived thanks to the trailer YouTube’s algorithm reminded me exists. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Don't own the rights to How To Train Your Dragon or The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

SOADSOADSOADSOAD - Prologue - SOADSOAD...

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Mid-week Update

Hey hey hey party people. Another update from yours truly.

Lunar Phases II ch 3 is chugging along slowly, but easily 90% finished with the draft, initial writing will commence this weekend.

For the other FF readers out there, trying to finish up a collab project with Agurra of Darkness, his last chapter for his Helluva Boss fic. Then expect C:DOG ch 14 to be released, again sometime this weekend…provided I don’t get too distracted wi...

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Reading Lunar Phases ch 7

Disclaimer: Don’t own PJO or Naruto.

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“‘Metal Health’.” Leo blinked. “Isn’t that a song?”

“Bang your head!” Apollo crowed. His head snapped back as something smacked into his face. “OW!”

“Artemis, why on Olympus would you do such a thing?!” Hestia asked, horrified.

“His head was harder than mine, and the music compelled me to hit something.” Artemis mused as she examined the s...

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Lunar Phases II Chapter 2

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or Naruto. All rights belong exclusively to the current owners, creators, editors, etc., and so forth.

Lunar Phases II: Manifesto

Problems of the Prophet

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"One of the most heinous acts that can be done by Man unto one another is that of an abduction. It is the act of the desperate, the furious, the drunk on hatred. It's been a cliche for the vill...

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WIP update

Overdue, I know and I’m so so sorry

Here’s a sneak peak for Certified DOG on ff.net

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Mid Week Update 4/16

I finished up Lunar Phases II ch 2 and started ch 3. LP II ch 2 will post on the holiest of Easter Sundays….4/20. Blaze it? Praise it. Hells yeah.

I couldn’t resist, and I’m not sorry.

In other news, I might be distracted this weekend…I made the mistake of being peer pressured into getting Baldur’s Gate 3…I might have to just become a hermit, guys. I wish I was kidding.

Anyway, have good rest of the week, I’m going to make ANOT...

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Weekend Update

Well as you all can see, the Copy and Paste folks’ voices were heard. I appreciate the lone comment suggesting whatever works best for me, but you’re the ones funding this platform. I found a workaround, so it’s all good. The copy and paste format should continue to work appropriately.

Regardless, an update!

LP II ch 2 is inching its way to completion - stupid spider bite set me back and the drugs afterwards made me all foggy - and has become full focus for...

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Reading Lunar Phases ch 6

Disclaimer: Don’t own PJO or Naruto.

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“Can someone else read this? My throat is starting to hurt.” Piper rubbed her neck. 

“I’ll–” Jason started, only to be interrupted.

 “Actually, I’ll read it, thanks.” Leo took the book and cleared his throat.

“...Let me hand it to you next time.” Piper grumbled.

“Whatever, Beauty Queen.” Th...

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Mid-Week Update

Okay, I’m back. Sorry about the radio silence all. Stupid spiders, biting me and not even giving me super powers. Or more defined abs. Talk about a rip-off.

Anyway, progress on LP II ch 2 is back underway, estimate posting to be on either Easter Sunday or Monday. I’ll make sure to let you guys know beforehand.

Reading LP has hit a snag in transference and I want to ask: do you guys prefer the copy/paste format or would you rather read it as a PDF?

Poll c...

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Excess 4/3/25

Tucked within the closet of a suburban home, buried beneath a mound of old clothes, I find my sanctuary. A refuge that gives my rattled primate brain a false peace of mind. Trying to ignore whatever is crawling within musty, moth eaten cardigan draped over my face, I cover my mouth with both hands and close my eyes. I try to steady my breaths, to quiet the staccato of the beating drum within my breast, if only to ensure I can hear something other than my heart. I have to ignore the way the cu...

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April Fool’s 2025

Straight up, no lie, I was bit by a wolf spider this morning. Gonna be quiet for a hot minute guys, thanks for all your support, figure I should get this out before the sleepy drugs kick in again.

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Reading Lunar Phases Ch 5

Disclaimer: Don’t own PJO or

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Mid-Week Update 3/27

Gonna keep this one short and simple since I forgot to drop it yesterday.

LP II ch 2 cruising along, small snag with a plot hole I need to fill, and all reading chapters up to ch 7 are scheduled to be released alternating weekends.

For those of you here because of the Helluva Boss storylines, I am putting One Knuckleheaded Glutton on the backburner for now. For those who don’t care, feel free to disregard this message.

My...

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LP MoM Earworm 8

Jackpot!

Their time in Angel Grove was (thankfully) brief, and they were given a short respite to drop Joan off with her grandfather. (She was then ultimately taken by her great-grandmother before Artemis could get a word in of protest). Of course then the metaphysical dill pickle that was messing with their lives whisked them off again.

“When I meet the bastard doing this to us. I’m punching a hole in his gut.” Thalia growled as she rubbed her neck. “I think I l...

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LP MoM 7 - You’re A Wizard, Whiskers

…do I really even need to explain?

“Whiskers?”

“Yes, Tree Girl?”

“Did you make a clone?”

“No.”

“Uh-huh.” Thalia stared at the mini-Whiskers that was staring back at her with a slack jaw. Well, more-so she was staring at the creature holding him in its beak. “So, you didn’t send a clone out while I was recovering from our arrival that got found by a freaking chicken?”

“Hey, Squawk’s not a chicken! Take that back or I...

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Earworm Disney Princess

A small glimpse at life snippets for our favorite couple, and maybe some residual lore, created by my head cannons

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Thalia grumbled and growled curses under her breath as she went to see who was at their door.

“What do you wa—?!” Her voice caught. Staring up at her, big doe eyes on the gangly little body, was a curious little fawn. Thalia stared at it for a solid second before her brain rebooted. She leaned back, while keeping eye contact, and whi...

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Midweek Update 3/20

Hey, all, sorry for the late check in.

I was positively hungover on Tuesday and worked myself too hard yesterday. But you guys don’t care about that, you’re here to get updated on the written works.

Lunar Phases II ch 2 is 25% complete, and on course for a release within a standard month’s time (28-30 days).

Reading Lunar Phases’ chapter 5 is about 80% revised.

The Earworms saga shall be updated by the end of t...

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March 17th, 2025!

Happy St. Patrick's Day to my fellow Irish-blooded louts and layabouts! [insert Kazoo sfx]

And to the rest of you without the hot emerald blood rushing in your veins, I wish you a very merry day celebrating the Saint that eradicated the 'snakes' from the land of Leprechauns!

No big announcements, no groundbreaking revelations, just a merry well wishing and a reminder: Please, please, please, drink responsibly.

If you have trustworthy friends – or if you j...

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Lunar Phases II: Manifesto ch 1

Disclaimer: I don’t own PJO or Naruto. All rights belong exclusively to the current owners, creators, editors, etc., and so forth.

The Primeval Prelude

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‘Declaration. Both an action and an object. Together, powerful and world changing. A declaration, simply put, is a formal statement or announcement, usually made by the head(s) of a state or country, that can be either wr...

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Reading Lunar Phases Ch 4

Disclaimer: Don’t own PJO or Naruto

“That’s enough for you, Wise Girl.” Percy took the book from her when she turned the page to keep reading, making her whine. He quieted her with a kiss on the cheek before he looked down the line. “Any takers?”

“I’ll read.” Piper offered, holding a hand out. Percy handed it down the line until she got it and cracked it to the next chapter. “‘New Moon’.”

“Ah, now we get to ...

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100 Members!!

Holy Scrap guys, thank you all so much for your support. As thanks, here’s a link to a preview scene for the ‘Mastermind’ portion of WTF, if you’re into that.

If not, er, sorry? It’s what I have available and am comfortable with sharing, right now anyway.

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Mid-Week Update 3/12

Hoo, boy, hi all. That time of the week again.

So, doubt you missed the last post, but in case you did, a brief summary: Wrote a new Reading story free for all on FF. Now, why would I do that when I have you lovely supporters here? Well, Patreon (as most modern creation hubs should) has two basic settings: SFW and NSFW. Given what I’m making here (fanfiction) with your generous aid to support me, I want to keep this page in the SFW lineup.

(Granted, that also keeps me ...

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