This is technically a sequel to my Reddit improv, Snowstorm Traps You In a Cabin With Your Friend's Flirty Aunt, but you can listen to this audio by itself without needing to listen to the first one. The only thing you need to know is that you and your friend's aunt have hooked up once before!
Your friend's Aunt Blue has invited...
2022-11-20 23:05:28 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! I swear I have not forgotten the poll (now closed) that I put out a couple of months ago to ask what improvements you guys would suggest for this page, haha! Here are the results!!
Here were your answers:
1. What do you think of the Patreon page as is?
Most of you said the page was perfect as it currently is! A few of you said you had 1-2 suggestions b...
2022-11-14 22:23:25 +0000 UTC
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My voice is still pretty shot (as you might hear if you listen closely) and I had to stop several times to cough, but I really wanted to make something for you guys this week since you've been so awesome while I rest and recover, so I had a little idea that blossomed into this audio. This was a originally intended to be a little 10 minute sleep aid but it just kept going and it felt right. I hope you enjoy!
Scenario: You've texted me, one of your closest friends, that you hav...
2022-11-14 21:59:47 +0000 UTC
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I'm physically recovered from COVID for the most part, except for my voice! Instead of declaring an official date (though I'm hoping for 11/13 or 11/20 at the latest), I'm just going to say for now that it is postponed until my voice doesn't sound like a terrible, scratchy mess!
I'm drinking tea, downing throat drops, and taking naps like they're going out of style to try to speed up the healing process. I'll keep y'all updated!! In the meantime, please enjoy today's Reddit r...
2022-11-06 18:47:38 +0000 UTC
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Released on Sundays between 12-4pm PST
I'm taking a little vocal break this month, so all Reddit releases will be from Patreon's script fill September list!
[F4M] Late Fee Lewdness [Older woman] [Younger man][Lusty, busty, lascivious librarian lady] [FDom] [Sweet] but also very [Lewd] a lot of [Cunni...
2022-11-06 01:32:31 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys!! I'm still on bedrest from COVID and having a 0/10 time with that, haha. But!! Scheming and plotting new audios always cheers me up a bit. This month's long-promised, long-awaited theme is sequels!!
I often get asked if I'll make a sequel for one audio or another (it's actually one of my most common comments?!) but there's always so much exciting new content to make that there never seems to be time. So, November on Patreon will be entirely dedicated to givin...
2022-11-01 20:24:29 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys!! I'm still on bedrest from COVID and having a 0/10 time with that, haha. But!! Scheming and plotting new audios always cheers me up a bit. This month's long-promised, long-awaited theme is sequels!!
I often get asked if I'll make a sequel for one audio or another (it's actually one of my most common comments?!) but there's always so much exciting new content to make that there never seems to be time. So, November on Patreon will be entirely dedicated to givin...
2022-11-01 20:23:05 +0000 UTC
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Due to some extremely frustrating personal circumstances beyond my control, the Velma audio will be delayed until next Sunday, Nov 6! I will be releasing a different audio tomorrow instead.
Thank you for your patience!
2022-10-29 22:19:49 +0000 UTC
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I know I bit you a lot when you first brought me in...I can't help it, it's just my nature. But you were so patient. You gave me space, made sure I had food and water and a warm place to sleep. And you did it without expecting anything in return... But I want to thank you, anyway. So just...shut up and scoot over. I'm getting into bed with you.
Today's script was written for me privately by the wonderful u/iamthejackkeaton!! :D
Blue's Notes
2022-10-26 02:15:51 +0000 UTC
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I'm telling you, I've finally brought in the perfect deck. You can't beat me. Yeah, I'm sure! So sure that if you win, I'll fuck you right here on the boardroom table. Swear to god.
IMPROV
Blue's Notes:
In my brain, she's playing a black/red deck to oppose the listener's blue/white deck...which is what I generally main, muahahaha!!
2022-10-23 02:43:04 +0000 UTC
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Okay, promise not to freak out? Pinky promise? Okay, so...you kinda...almost died. You're gonna be okay though!! Just a few months of recovery time... Omg please don't freak out!! I'm gonna be with you the whole time until you wake up. No panicking. I've got you!!
Script written privately for me by the wonderful and talented u/iamthejackkeaton!
2022-10-21 01:00:41 +0000 UTC
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My voice is so hoarse this week, what?! Anyone else getting croaky frog voice in the cold? Brrr!!
I'll be ready to go after a couple of soup days. (I highly recommend soup days to anyone and everyone.)
2022-10-19 01:57:35 +0000 UTC
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I'm so cold! A little blood would help, but my usual blood bank is closed... Roomie, can you help me?!
Today's wonderful script is by the incredibly talented u/midnights_door! You can find more of his work in his masterlist 2022-10-15 05:26:58 +0000 UTC
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Oh my goddess, it's getting all hot and throbbing... I think I might recognize this spell from one of the...uh...naughtier books in the library. I'm so sorry!! It's gonna take a few orgasms to get that feeling of maximum horniness to go away...but I think I can help!
IMPROV
Blue's Notes
Oh my gods this was so fun to make. So my idea for this universe, is that when you get your powers as a new witch, it presents in the form of a...
2022-10-12 21:26:48 +0000 UTC
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Oh my goddess, it's getting all hot and throbbing... I think I might recognize this spell from one of the...uh...naughtier books in the library. I'm so sorry!! It's gonna take a few orgasms to get that feeling of maximum horniness to go away...but I think I can help!
IMPROV
Blue's Notes
Oh my gods this was so fun to make. So my idea for this universe, is that when you get your powers as a new witch, it presents in the form of a...
2022-10-12 21:25:13 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!! I wrote a more formal one of these the past couple of months, but this one will be more of a rant. I'm working on this in between editing breaks while working on this Sunday's audio, You Can Write On Me Instead, haha. Lots of ramble ahead!
What's Blue been up to?
Script Fill September was such a freaking blast!! I had so much fun working with all of the authors whose scripts got chosen, and you'll see the remaining two he...
2022-10-08 17:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Check out this audio on YouTube above, or listen to the audio-only version on my subreddit HERE.
2022-10-07 00:21:36 +0000 UTC
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You’re over at your best friend's place watching the baseball games, a tradition for you both since last season. But before you arrived, you had him check for your day bag. A backpack you left with him months ago that had some clothes in case you had to stay the night. Today was that day. But then you discovered your panties were missing! You confront him about it, and he makes a confession about what he used them for. Instead of being mad, you decide...
2022-10-04 21:15:49 +0000 UTC
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Reddit
Released on Sundays between 12-4 PST.
[F4M] You Can Write On Me Instead [Friends to Lovers][Confession] through [Affectionate Body Writing][Cute and Awkward][Tension] through [Sensation][Insecurities][Kissing] talk of [Marking][Breast/Nipple Play][Grinding][Riding][Creampie][L-bomb]
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2022-10-04 19:41:09 +0000 UTC
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This October, in keeping with tradition, is all about monstergirls! Woooooo!! Let me know WHAT kind of monstergirl you'd like to see in this month's Patreon audios by voting below! Give your favorite choice a boost by voting for it again in this second poll!
I've done sooooo many vampire and succubus audios at this point so I'm gonna leave them off the list for now ;)
2022-10-02 01:24:36 +0000 UTC
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This October, in keeping with tradition, is all about monstergirls! Woooooo!! Let me know WHAT kind of monstergirl you'd like to see in this month's Patreon audios by voting below!
I've done sooooo many vampire and succubus audios at this point so I'm gonna leave them off the list for now ;)
2022-10-02 01:24:33 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all! This month on Reddit I'm gonna be making some audios to go with some...spicy cosplay photography stuff I'm doing on my other site, but I want your input on which character deserves their own audio(s) this month!!
2022-10-02 01:24:23 +0000 UTC
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It has been some time since your best friend moved in; taking her time recuperating from a not-so-perfect relationship. You had taken it upon yourself to help her recover taking care of all necessities. In exchange, she had given you permission to use her as you please.
Today's hot-and-adorable script is by the wonderful u/Lustatia!! Lustatia writes both SFW and NSFW scripts, and he has cov...
2022-09-28 01:30:07 +0000 UTC
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Being gone for a week really threw me off and traveling has been rough on my body, so I know I can't give my best possible performance of all four remaining scripts in the next four days.
Today was the cherry on top, realizing I was so tired and worn out that I had actually forgotten to press "publish" on Sunday's Reddit post even though it was all written and prepared!! (I will post it today instead, haha!)
Instead, I'll be focusing on resting my body...
2022-09-26 07:27:03 +0000 UTC
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Set a decade or so after the vampire speaker has 'adopted' you, their pet human. You are feeling self-conscious about growing old while your lover is still so youthful. She comforts you, letting you know that you're still their adorable 'pet' and that she will care for you no matter how old you get.
Today's adorable SFW script is by u/gowonzu2scripts!! Although his current account is new, Gowonzu has been writing the absolute cutest SFW and NSFW scripts for over a ye...
2022-09-23 23:53:11 +0000 UTC
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Blue's Notes: Just in case you missed my announcement, READ HERE for the reason why this audio was changed from the scheduled audio to this.
I always go way too hard on my fantasy audios, hahaha, so there is a translation guide to the occasional Sindarin words I slip in at the end of this post. (If you're not a complete nerd like...
2022-09-20 15:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone, my girlfriend has just gotten news of the imminent death of a person very close to her (they are in the hospital currently in extremely critical condition and we have been told they have at most 72 more hours left) and we have to make an emergency flight to their home country in the morning. I will obviously not be able to record or post new content until we return, and my access to internet will be extremely limited. We will be back in the USA on Friday the 23rd.
I'm curr...
2022-09-17 04:46:15 +0000 UTC
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How long have you had these books? A whole year? Oh... you don't have enough money with you? Well... we'll just have to come to some sort of... arrangement. Won't we? That's a good toy.
Our first Patreon exclusive for Script Fill September was written by u/stray__thoughts! If you've been in the Reddit erotic audio scene for a while, you've absolutely heard stray's work. T...
2022-09-15 00:01:46 +0000 UTC
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The hot, confident cheerleader falters for a moment when you challenge her overt flirtation– but then admits one little secret before dropping to her knees for you... she's actually a virgin.
Script by the fabulous u/kissesfromlia<...
2022-09-10 22:45:37 +0000 UTC
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Hey y'all!! I had such an outpouring of script offers for Script Fill September, omg!! I read so many fantastic scripts, and I regret not being able to fill more of them, but I've saved many of the ones that didn't end up on September's list to my script fill pile, so you may hear those in the future!
In the meantime, here are the picks for Script Fill September 2022!! Thank you so much to everyone who submitted scripts, you are all amazing!!
Patreon
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2022-09-08 02:38:54 +0000 UTC
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