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Next Paladin tommorow and imma bring all the released chapters of greedy dungeon over here finally.

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77- The Hell Happened to You?

Torvald Glenn—The Ravenous Grove

Torvalds's fist tightened around his hammer as he looked up at the ...thing addressing him from the rooftop. It looked like someone plopped eye-stalks on a malformed heart and called it good. It certainly could be one of Vrax’s creations, but none of them had talked so far. He wasn’t counting Duchess; she was more like an evil parrot than a reasoning, talking creature.

Torvald stepped off his mount, landing on the stone with a heavy thud. “...

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Build A Horror Engineer Trap "Spiders" How Will they Interact With Vrax

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Greedy Dungeon -4- Bribes The Universal Language

Egbert looked at the newest challengers to his dungeon, practically bouncing in excitement. The loot pit was functioning, and the second he got a coin or two more, some of that loose brickwork hiding the room was going to “tumble” free, revealing the next portion of his dungeon. One that he was fairly certain would give these folks a conniption.

It was his regulars. Jeb and Tammy, of course, but today it looked like some more members of the family wreath joined them. A pair of freak...

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Greedy Dungeon -3- Loot Pit

Jeb slotted two coppers into the haste shrine and hooted and hollered in joy as orange sparks danced along his skin. He flashed towards the Loot Bug once again. It was still easily avoiding him, but he was damn near as fast as it now. Egbert watched in interest. I thought it would have run out by now…

Not even a second later the haste cut out on Jeb mid-lunge; it was glorious. One moment he was pirouetting between the pillars and gracefully dancing around the low arches nearl...

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76-Blood And Ash

Marcus, Warrior of Rembrand—The Forsaken Lands

Marcus’s trembling fingers pulled back on his bowstring again; the world bent and warped around him, flashing glimpses of ash and blood straight into his mind. Before reality was torn away from the world beyond the blackened junction. All hope extinguished in a moment, leaving only the charred ground, the forsaken paladin, and the creature from nightmares of old.

Braum rushed forward straight towards the Spriggan, his sword burnin...

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Art for the royal road to Patreon banner at the bottom of my posts lemme know what yall think

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75- Weak Flesh, Brittle Bone

Vraxious—The Forsaken Lands

Vrax finished pouring intelligence into the shimmering willow and took a good step back. So far, making things smarter has had rather disparate results. He didn’t know what it would do next. The rings of darting eyes on the tree all locked onto him almost instantly. Then it used its new muscles for the first time.

The left half of the tree whipped forward in a shower of soil, soon followed by the right as it unburdened its roots and stepped forward ...

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Build A Horror 4 Engineer Ivy Spiders How do they make Traps

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Next chappie pov opinions

Next chappie is going go be fucking intense what pov should i go with just want yalls opinion

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Build A Horror 4 Engineer Spiders, What are the spiders

What are the spiders

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74- New Gods, Old Magic

Arthur Decius—The Forsaken Lands

Arthur kneeled before the imposing figure of the Paladin captain in charge of the scout camp. Braum was a grizzled man crisscrossed with facial scars and just into the second tier of his holy class. He was by far the strongest person the church had risked in the profane, forsaken lands so far in this crusade. And right now he was looking at Arthur with barely restrained rage, fists clenched, and his voice more of a rumble than any normal speech.

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Symbiote Name Poll

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Greedy Dungeon -2- Can I Have A Refund?

Egbert watched nervously—he would be biting his nails if he had any—as the profusely bleeding fisherman stepped into the hallway and looked at the next door. “The hell?...Is there a trick to this? Pappy always said the real wizards were tricksy.” Jeb said languidly, nearly chewing each word before slowly examining every damn inch of the door.

It's exactly the same as the last one! Just please, remove coin purse, calmly place a coin into the slot instead of, you know, stabbin...

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73- Did It Just Eat A Voruk!?

Torvald Glenn – The Forsaken Lands

The bear staring Torvald down was fucking magnificent, like a titan from his favorite childhood legends. The bear stood taller at the shoulder than even Torvald’s impressive height; the earthy brown claws it had rended through the earth below it effortlessly as it charged forward. It didn't even have fur; instead, interlocking plates of bark draped down it like layered barding. And on that barding was a literal tapestry of life woven into the beast...

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Build A Horror 4 Choose The Archetype

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Greedy Dungeon- 1 - Orphans Aren't Tax Exempt

Egbert looked down his nose sourly at the crying child. It wasn’t his fault the child owed him two copper, lemonade stands were taxable income after all. The child was an orphan, yes, but the orphanage was in a different tax bracket; the snotty problem in front of him was not.

“Now, now, consider this a learning experience!” he said placatingly

The little boy scrunched up his face even further. “But I needed all ten of my copper to buy new shoes!”

Egbert smiled; th...

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72- I'm Growing Concerned

Vraxious—The Ravenous Grove

Vrax stared at the happy, wiggling Spriggan, who was pouring the last of the water on itself in surprise. “Damn, that last jolt really got you lively!” The Spriggan creaked at him in response, slowly handing back the watering skull. Vrax took it cautiously. “Buddy, I think I need to adapt you now before you get too strong for me to do it.”

Vrax took one of the little monster plant's clawed hands. In his own and began channeling [Adapt Life] Ju...

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The Symbiote needs a Name! Comment name Ideas

You know the drill the best will go up in a poll!

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Build A Horror 4 Comment Your Ideas!

winner of 3 was the very friendly bark bear with both tying skills (normally id have a vote off but its fun im giving it both druid bs and begone shrub powers.

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71- A King Another King And A Tree

Vraxious—The Forsaken Lands

Chronus stood up and stretched hands and staff over his head before leaning heavily back onto his staff and continuing his tale. “Cormag ruled the lands south of us now known as the Chaos Wastes. He was a just and well-loved ruler. His domain bred hardy, worldly folks who thrived. As most men do, he fell hopelessly in love, got married, and had a beloved child. I wish that was the end of this story; if it was, the world would be a much brighter place.” ...

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Build A Horror 3 Bark Bear 4/4 Skill/Talent Selection

What Skill/ Talent does it have in addition to being able to plant Literally anything on itself.

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NEXT CHAPPIE LATE TONIGHT GREEDY DUNGEON 1 TESTER LATER THIS WEEK

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Dust Knight-1 test - Who Steals A Teddy Bear?

The grimy streets were lit by obnoxious flickering neon signs that barely cut through the all-consuming smog of the undercity. Zane passed through another throng of cutthroats and street hawkers who took one look at him and stepped the hell out of his way. Zane was used to not being exactly subtle. He was clad head to toe in an ancient and battered but functional suit of United Shock Trooper armor, all black synthetic Kevlar and angled armor plates that looked vaguely like an ancient knight's...

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70- Overwhelming Power

Torvald Glenn—Renners Fork Township

Torvald appeared in a shower of blue sparks, a mage at his side, staff in hand, and strain visible on his face from teleporting them. They were in the dead center of a small, cozy town; wooden buildings with neat planter boxes nestled under windows lined the streets. An idyllic river flowed gently past the scene; a half dozen single boat docks draped into the waters. There oddly wasn’t anyone on the streets, just a few fearful faces peeking out fr...

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For Fun Dust Knight main character concept art

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Build A Horror 3 Bark Bear 3/4 Personality

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69- No One Had To Die

Vraxious—The Forsaken Lands

Holy fucking hells. Vrax was peering from the belltower down at the utter clusterfuck he had unleashed on the Rembrand death squads hunting him. Half of them were already dead or dying. The squad down the rightmost street was practically buried under a swarm of daisies and had just retreated into a building he knew for a fact had smelter moss and Retriever hives in it. But they had a full Rembrand paladin with them, obnoxious golden armor and all, ...

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Build A Horror 3 Bark Bear 2/4 Body Type

So what should the Bark Bears body actually be like?

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68- Arsenal Of Light

Vraxious—The Ravenous Grove

The last couple of weeks had been some of the best of Vrax’s life. He had uninterrupted time to explore through the city, discovering several landmarks near his kingdom he wanted to explore more thoroughly with Torvald. When he wasn’t exploring, he had been holed up in his new home, slowly growing fortifications and making adjustments to his myriad of creatures. He had made quite a few new ones as well just to see how they did in the hypercompetitive bi...

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