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This is not a teaser - 2 May 2024

Because it can't be a teaser if it's over 10,000 words, right?

Here we go for a lovely and delightful tourist adventure in-

Or maybe not.

It's Catachan, I mean.

You can't have an adventure there.

Only a dolorous and painful demise, after or during which plenty of nasty beasts are going to devour you, one way or another.

Flee, you fools!

Who did tell you coming to this planet was a good idea?

The Battle of Asgard - betaed

Okay, some good news for a change...

It seems that the difficulties experienced when it comes to The odds were never in my favour were due to the massive screw-ups that are now so common on ff.net.

My beta is fine, everyone is fine, no need to panic.

The monthly chater is betaed, and will be posted today (after I re-read a last time).

Now let's go back to the writing of TWO...

This is not a Teaser - 28 April 2024

Here we go for another not-teaser of 2024!

As always it is fair to say this is not a chapter, and it doesn't relate to any amusing world on a planet that is not categorised as 'Death World'.

It has nothing to do with a Hell Garden either.

Still, with me?

I've just begun the writing yesterday, so everything is still rough (and unbetaed, uncorrected, whatever) but this will be refined in due time.

For the good news, if you're all patient and good readers, more not-...

Dawn of Blackmail - unbetaed

As promised, the writing of the full chapter 27 is at last over.

Praise the Madness, and let the foundations of the Sea of Monsters tremble!

For everything is part of the plan (and in 28,000 words!)

I will soon post chapter 26 on the other websites as per the plan (again!)

I will take a few days of rest and research time, and then as I promised before, I will begin the preparations for TWO Hell Garden. I assure you the Adjutant-Spiders are on their way and are extremel...

Teaser 2 - Dawn of Blackmail

Praise the Tyrant and Holy Madness!

Once again, your beloved leader of the Suicide Squad is back to explain to you how he has become invincible (truly).

A lot of beings were (probably) harmed in the process, but who cares?

The writing is almost over, so you will likely get the full chapter soon (this teaser being 15,000 words-long).

Don't forget to blame Hera and several other parties, for everything is their fault, unless it's the Triumvirate's (to not recognise when ...

Teaser - Dawn of Blackmail

The writing on the next chapter of An Impractical Guide to Godhood is progressing well, so here is a teaser to prepare yourself (somewhat) to the madness.

The title is Dawn of Blackmail, and yes, it probably begins exactly as you imagined.

Or not.

Enjoy, Bwhahahahahaha!

Clash of the Titans - betaed

Okay, now that the comments have a bit abated from TWO 13-2, matters of great writing can resume.

Unfortunately, as I said in a post a few days ago, I have a writer block on certain stories (by which I mean I try to write a set of certain scenes, and after each day, it ends up feeling unsatisfactory, is erased three times per hour, and gives me a grumpy mood).

Fortunately or unfortunately, the muses' interference does not apply to Perseus Jackson. I leave you to decide if it's bec...

TWO 13-2 The Return of the Option 09/04/2024

I'm going to do one more re-reading after lunch, but after more than twenty-four hours of correction and exchanges, I'm pretty satisfied by the final version of a certain update which might or not might include Decay, and which has been long awaited by the readers.

So barring some disaster or divine intervention of the Man-Emperor of Mankind, you can assume safely that the Adjutant-Spiders will be on schedule to update this new chapter officially before tonight.

You can praise the...

The odds 117 unbetaed - The Battle of Asgard

Okay, sorry for the delay, but here I am again. Real life has been very busy lately, but this should get easier...should the Powers-that-be decide to stop karma in its tracks.

Anyway.

Here is the next chapter of The odds were never in my favour, since this is what my muses insisted I worked upon last week. The betaed version will be updated later this month, as always.

I also promise there will be one more piece of good news this week.

Bests,

War of the Beard

Hello, there!

The writing and the correcting of chapter 55 of The Dance is not Over is officially over (though as always, if you catch a mistake, report it please, I will try to correct it before updating on the other websites).

It is, also officially, the biggest chapter of the story so far (around 26,000 words, I think).

Anyway.

With the end of this chapter, I am trying to propose some nice answers to the questions which have no doubt been asked before by some ASOIAF...

Teaser 2 War of the Beard

As promised the teaser 2 of the next chapter of the Dance is not Over.

You will get the full chapter before Easter, I promise.

Today, you see a new Criston, the first view in this timeline of Volantis, as well as Pentos trying to summon what military forces it can to parry the Braavosi onslaught among other scenes.

The War of the Beard has begun, and the sharks are going to feed well for many moons to come...

War of the Beard map -Opening Stages

As said in the previous post, here is a map of the Narrow Sea coastline on the Essossi side, with some additional locations compared to the previous ones.

Enjoy!

Teaser War of the Beard

Okay, I'm back!

Well, more or less.

The last two weeks haven't been really present. As always, you never realise how it is so good to be in good health until you aren't feeling well.

I've been getting better in the last days, which has unfortunately required getting a lot of medication, and then I have more visits to the ostheopath and other specialists to look forwards to next week.

Still, I have been able to do some reasearch and write, which is...not optimal, I won'...

The odds 116 betaed - Consequences

Here is the chapter 116 of The odds were never in my favour, properly betaed this time.

It will be updated on the other websites later today.

Enjoy!

The odds 116 unebtaed - Consequences

Beloved readers, I have some good news and some bad news.

The good news, of course, is that The odds 116 has been written and sent to my beta, so you can read it here!

On the front of the bad news, however, it's to tell you there is going to be a short delay before beginning the next story: I'm not feeling well at all, my back is killing me, I have some fever, etc... Due to simple common sense, I blame the God of Disease, Decay and Illness for my problems and I vow holy vengeance ...

The Ransom of Success - betaed ch25 of an Impractical Guide to Godhood

Yesterday I posted the chapter 26 unbetaed of Perseus' utterly crazy adventures, so today it is the turn of chapter 25, properly betaed, to be updated everywhere.

The Ransom of Success will be found on Ao3 and all the other websites! Praise Dionysus and let's begin the party!

On an unrelated subject, I had several readers ask me the schedule for March.

It's going to be, after a few days of rest, as follows:

The odds were never in my favour ( monthly update)

Let t...

Clash of the Titans - unbetaed

This time, dear minions, excuse me, readers, you are given the righteous and heroic privilege to read the new chapter (unbetaed) 26 of An Impractical Guide to Godhood!

As always, we remind you that attempting to usurp an Olympian is high treason.

And if you think imitating a certain Perseus Jackson is the sane course of action, our legal services will be happy to propose you a place in a respctable asylum.

No, sacrificing your accomplices, no matter how treacherous, is not s...

Fifth Task - betaed

And here is the chapter 115 of The odds were never in my favour, properly betaed this time.

Fifth Task, since it is its definite title, will be updated later today.

I hope the problems of ff.net have been solved this last week...otherwise it's going to be a chore to upload it, and I don't want spend hours doing that.

Anyway, enjoy!

Impractical Guide to Titanomachy - Teaser 26 February 2024

I'm back!

Remember when I told you the chapter of an Impractical Guide to Godhood was going to be big? Well, it happens it may be bigger than I thought (as usual).

So in my limitless generosity and benevolent tyranny, I have decided you will receive this teaser today, to reward you for your patience. More will come this week, have no fear.

And remember, your enemy can't summon the biggest monster of the Seven Seas if you already summon it first!

BWHAHAHAHA!

The odds 115 unbetaed - Fifth Task

Hi, everyone!

Let's begin with the good news: the chapter 115 of The odds were never in my favour, Fifth Task, has been sent to my beta. As such, you can now enjoy it here.

I hope everyone will enjoy the Broom Race of the Tournament...

For the bad news, it seems ff.net is once again experiencing problem this morning. I have been unable to upload anything by the document manager (this is the way that I usually use to communicate with some of my betas). First the alerts are no...

It is no sin to kill the Vile One - Update 12 February 2024

Faithful worshippers of the Man-Emperor!

In the last days, I had many dreams! They all insisted it couldn't be a sin to kill the Vile One!

Unfortunately, I also happen to have killed the bastard several chapters ago. But have no fear! I have a solution! Now it will be up in your omakes and your fanfics to kill this treacherous slime! Go forth, and send the Vile One back to be tortured by the Ruinous Powers for all eternity!

Now that this point (really necessary, I assure you...