Willow and Maw know that you can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs or traumatizing a few mid-level managers! She also seems rather familiar with the kinds of laws you can break with interdimensional customs. Are there duty-free dimensions...
2023-06-09 01:56:12 +0000 UTC View PostAttached is this week's bonus arts for our non-Patrons!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around sports mascots and logos.
Our first request was by Firestorm Blade to get a lady version of Envy as a logo. Why that? Because hockey is just THAT badass.
Our next request was by DarkZamiel to have Moli take over as the mascot for the local swim club. Is it the whistle, Moli's natural chaotic fun, or did the water just decide to spontaneously combust? Either wa...
2023-06-08 17:07:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around sports mascots and logos.
Our next request was by DarkZamiel to have Moli take over as the mascot for the local swim club. Is it the whistle, Moli's natural chaotic fun, or did the water just decide to spontaneously combust? Either way, everybody learned an important moral about modesty. Thanks, Moli!
Thanks for the suggestion, Zam!
2023-06-08 17:06:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Or were you a basemittener? That sounds like a real position, no? Honesty is important in a businessperson, so many points to our leader here.
2023-06-08 01:36:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Maybe party planning and good business sense were part of Willow's days as a devil's advocate. Because, girl, she has this thing down!
And this is going to be a two-part case! Bob's fun is just the beginning and now the crew has to find the masterminds! Of course, if you're reading this as I post it, the two-parter will just be continued in the next update. But those book people or future people! A story so bursting with bounty it has to be spread across two issues!
2023-06-07 01:35:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around sports mascots and logos.
Our first request was by Firestorm Blade to get a lady version of Envy as a logo. Why that? Because hockey is just THAT badass.
Thanks for the suggestion, Blade!
2023-06-06 17:04:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It's not the team's fault that mermaids are universally beloved! I mean, at least it's just a meet and greet and not a siren's kissing booth or something. There could be people out there that are into the giant mascot head look.
2023-06-06 01:27:54 +0000 UTC View Post
I think this teaches the boss that better work outfits lead to better exploitation! Or work ethic. Really they count the same for the company bottom line.
And our month of Moli the imp is done, so Zamiel's fan-MORT relics are back to the real winners: demons! https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community
Thanks, Zam! ...And Moli is granted the status of honorary demon. She deserves that.
2023-06-05 01:25:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Everybody knows about King Midas, but the MORT has been trying to play down stories of his much cooler cousin, King Myd'ass. It's the curse with no foreseeable downsides!
It's rare that agents fight to keep a cursed relic out in the public and it was a sad day when the Director cruelly locked the Bracelets away in a storage vault.
2023-06-03 17:39:42 +0000 UTC View PostWe're going to do things a bit differently for June. Instead of me choosing the options and you voting for them, you're going to suggest options and I'm going to pick the three I think are the most fun. If you really like somebody else's idea, leave a comment on it and I'll give that option some extra weight when making my choice.
Your prompt for Sports this month is... We have an athlete competing in the Bimbalympiad and we need three events for it. Things like the 100 Meter Sashay or ...
2023-06-02 19:34:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember that at Willow's current place in the timeline, the comic hasn't caught up with the end of Mercynaries yet, so Daisy and her minions are still at large. Or their victims are extra larges. Maybe both!
2023-06-02 01:40:05 +0000 UTC View Post
How many comics out there have the guts to take on and expose the mascot deep state? We're through the looking glass people and I'm the only one brave enough to face the busty hordes so you don't have to!
2023-06-01 02:07:39 +0000 UTC View PostIt's time for a new bonus art request thread as thanks to all the fine people that support at the $4 patron tier. Thank you all for your support!
If you're a member at the $10 support level, please use the other thread to ensure you get your bonus!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/june-2023-bonus-83842042
Your theme for June: Sports Mascots/Logos
I...
2023-05-31 16:09:32 +0000 UTC View Post
It's drawing attention from the exact wrong type of ne'er-do-wells. I mean, does Willow even buy new clothes? Or have real money for that matter! Her wallet is probably full up on those made-up Divine fun bucks that have the same monetary value as coupons.
2023-05-31 01:55:13 +0000 UTC View PostHere are the files for our unfinished game, as detailed in the previous post: https://www.patreon.com/posts/unfinished-game-83782755
Enjoy!
2023-05-30 16:01:28 +0000 UTC View PostHi all, I’ve been working on a new game and then I stopped working on said game! Rather than letting it go to complete waste, I figured I’d post it as a freebie for Patrons so people can check it out, see what an early game is like, and have a bit of fun with what’s there. So I’m happy to introduce... Unfinished Fun Survival Horror game!
I wanted to make a game that featured elements of your Residential Evils, like sneaking past enemies, limited health, limited ammo, and the sor...
2023-05-30 16:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I think what's actually impressive here is that Vicky Vixy can carry around a stadium sized drink with her mascot mittens. That takes skill and practice!
2023-05-30 01:32:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Well I don't see what's so crass about that marketing.
Zamiel is closing out Moli May with a very special guest among the fan-MORT items! Go go go! https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community
Thanks a bunch, Zam!
2023-05-29 01:49:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Our theme for the MORT is "Sports" and our museum patrons voted for "working out" as this month's sequence!
You have to put in more work than just plodding along on a treadmill. Fitness is about sacrifice! Which is why I sit at a desk and write.
As thanks for supporting the Museum, Patrons get the full-sized image and the image broken into parts! See the attached files for all the files! Thanks for your support!
2023-05-27 16:02:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Our theme for the MORT is "Sports" and our museum patrons voted for "working out" as this month's sequence!
You have to put in more work than just plodding along on a treadmill. Fitness is about sacrifice! Which is why I sit at a desk and write.
Our Patrons get the full-sized image and the image broken into parts! Join up to support the site and get some bonuses.
2023-05-27 16:01:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Man, no fun allowed at the office. Thanks a lot, boss, amirite?
We need to call more products "wares". I'm tired of buying things, I want to buy wares.
2023-05-26 01:48:26 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts for our non-Patrons!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our next request was by King Azul for a cartoon about a barbarian warrior sent into the future by his nemesis and now rebooted into a damsel. In reality, the network probably realized that the villain and sci-fi robot toys sold a lot better than some fighty buff dude. Give it a season and everybody will forget the old Mightron and we can re-r...
2023-05-25 15:55:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our next request was by Melkorios to see Pip rebooted as a princess driven too far. Not entirely sure why my mind went to an 80s style vigilante movie with that, but I think we have a franchise that could rival Robocop on our hands! Revenge, designer sci-fi drugs, street violence. Power Princess has it all!
Thanks for the suggestion, Mel!
2023-05-25 15:54:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Ha-HA! It was never about resuming the playing of the ball! It was about far more important parts of the sportsing world: The mascots! Down one player but up one shiny new mascot and that seems like a good trade.
2023-05-25 01:28:15 +0000 UTC View Post
It's supposed to be a pop-up ad, not a pop-out! But these do seem far more effective.
Taking bets on what Splashtrix is. Water park? Squirt guns? Water resistant basketball holders?
2023-05-24 01:36:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our next request was by King Azul for a cartoon about a barbarian warrior sent into the future by his nemesis and now rebooted into a damsel. In reality, the network probably realized that the villain and sci-fi robot toys sold a lot better than some fighty buff dude. Give it a season and everybody will forget the old Mightron and we can re-release his figure as Princess Seductra. That'll sell!
Thanks fo...
2023-05-23 16:11:11 +0000 UTC View Post
The wonders of science! Sped up leg healing! And maybe some other stuff.
2023-05-23 01:04:57 +0000 UTC View Post
If she doesn't make it big as a salesperson, I think she has a real chance at assassin going on. Choke somebody out with a fashionable shirt and then disappear into the shadows! The bright, neon pink shadows.
From fashion murder to... okay, no segue will work here, so Zamiel is back with another look at Moli's adventures with fan-Mort relics!
https://www.patreon.com/SinComics/community
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2023-05-22 01:36:22 +0000 UTC View PostAttached are this week's bonus arts for non-Patrons!
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our next request was by Cydra to have our toughest gals, Chast and the Librarian, get their reboots as leather clad bikers! Probably not the kind of pants Lib would prefer, but I think she would be down for a bar fight or two against the Sins.
Our next request was by Jimmy to have the whole Pip-Lust partnership rebooted as a magical girl st...
2023-05-20 15:01:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Patron requests this month are themed around cartoons and Xtreme reboots.
Our next request was by Jimmy to have the whole Pip-Lust partnership rebooted as a magical girl story, with Greed as our plucky animal assistant. Just wait until she has to start shouting the names of her attacks.
Thanks for the suggestion, Jimmy!
2023-05-20 14:59:31 +0000 UTC View Post