Sorry about the late drop on this one. Had to buy a car this afternoon, so I got a bit of a late start. And we had to record a couple episodes of Citation Needed, so I got a bit of a late finish, too. But the important thing is that we get to make Christopher Walken voices for one more week.
2017-06-06 06:34:11 +0000 UTC View PostYou gotta hurt...you gotta hurt bad
2017-06-03 19:43:37 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, we learn that when this trilogy goes down hill, it does so at free fall speeds.
2017-05-28 20:08:10 +0000 UTC View PostIt's a bit of a long episode, but to be fair, there's no way we were gonna fit in this much stupid in under two hours.
2017-05-28 03:37:28 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, Noah reviews a movie under protest. Because this movie is good. But we have fun with it anyway.
2017-05-22 07:17:07 +0000 UTC View Posthey patrons,
We love you the best so as usual you get first dibs on tickets to our live show here:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-austin-tickets-34578370838
But grab em quick, like most of our live shows this one is gonna sell like hotcakes...which...we suppose sell quickly...even though we haven't bought any.
2017-05-17 20:39:54 +0000 UTC View PostThis week we go off the rails early, and never really get back on them. Also, Eli's joke about us only doing 100 episodes goes from gag to prediction about iTunes future classification of our show.
2017-05-14 21:10:49 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so it's not April, and for that we apologize. But we will be making a second bonus episode later this month to make up for it, so we've got even more horrible things on the horizon for you.
2017-05-10 02:37:21 +0000 UTC View PostWhat this patreon release lacks in early, it makes up for in extra.
2017-05-09 04:33:17 +0000 UTC View PostFill it Up with Diesel...Vin...Diesel
Hey folks,
We're recording Wicker Man on sunday and we'll get you that ASAP but in the meantime why don't you choose our May Patreon Bonus Episode
You should choose the return of Xander Cage. -Eli
This week, we run off a lot of potential advertisers.
2017-05-02 02:20:02 +0000 UTC View PostOnce again, Patrons get first dibs at live show tickets for both our seattle show on July 8th and our Salt Lake City show with Mark and Dan from TGIA on October 1st before anyone else! Don't wait. These shows are gonna FLY.
Seattle:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-seattle-tickets-33260738765
SLC:
2017-04-28 21:39:34 +0000 UTC
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Hey Patrons,
So as those of you who were at reasoncon already know we're incredibly excited to announce a brand new show with Tom and Cecil of the Cognitive Dissonance Podcast
We're giving you, our patrons, a free taste of the show before its released and if you like what you hear you can get another full episode as well as FIVE other test records which will ONLY be available to early adopters. Once the show launches they'll be gone forever!
And if you like what you hear an...
With huge thanks to Morgan for a speedy turnaround on the live audio, we're happy to present you with the live show, still technically the day before its regular release here on the east coast.
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On an unrelated note; the bad news is that the April bonus episode is going to be getting to you about a week late. The good news is that in half an hour or so, we'll be dropping an episode of our upcoming collaboration with Tom and Cecil. Hope you enjoy it.
This week, we go back to that Nigerian gift that keeps on giving, the Vultures of Horror series.
2017-04-18 03:08:06 +0000 UTC View PostThis week we went on a field trip. And boy was it not worth it.
2017-04-10 23:43:25 +0000 UTC View Post"Despite All My Rage, there will always be Nicholas Cage" -Smashing Pumpkins
2017-04-05 15:52:58 +0000 UTC View PostImportant Note: If you're planning to attend our live show in NYC in June, there's been a date change. The episode will give you all the details; but if you already booked tickets, the money has been refunded. If you want to purchase tickets to the re-scheduled event, I'll have a link to the new Eventbrite page up as soon as we have it.
Sorry for any inconvenience.
UPDATE: Eventbrite link: 2017-04-03 18:34:01 +0000 UTC
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This week we review one of the gravest cinematic disappointments in human history, the film that everyone loves to hate, and (in my opinion) the fourth worst movie in the Star Wars cinematic franchise.
2017-03-29 17:54:39 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, we give Heath a break so he can be fresh for the March bonus episode, and Eli and Noah tackle a movie about a man with unacknowledged mental illness and the woman that inexplicably wants to have sex with him.
2017-03-27 20:53:51 +0000 UTC View Posthey you,
PSSSST
Yeah you.
Since you're a patron and our last live show in NYC sold out in less than a week we figured we'd give you first dibs on our NEXT live show coming June 17th.
We've booked and even larger venue and added tickets for a special platinum night where you'll get to hang out and watch the movie rifftrax style with the guys. So grab your tickets while you can because EVERY SINGLE live show we've done has totally sold out and ur not gonna wanna m...
This week, we watched a thing. Wouldn't call it a movie, so much; but it was definitely a thing, and we definitely used our eyes to consume it.
2017-03-21 00:07:58 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, we cave to peer pressure and go to the theater to be reminded why Sam Worthington shouldn't be allowed in movies.
2017-03-13 19:21:22 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the single greatest thing ever. It was worth digging through David AR White's filmography to reach this glorious place.
2017-03-07 07:30:51 +0000 UTC View PostWe said we'd have two bonus episodes out in February and it looks like we're gonna miss that by a couple of minutes; so clearly we were talking to people in the Central time zone and west.
Enjoy.
As promised the live video of our show with Cog Dis in Chicago. The sound isn't perfect but you get to enjoy all the Eli mime you never knew you were missing
2017-02-28 22:04:14 +0000 UTC View PostSorry about the late drop this week. Heath was kidnapped.
2017-02-28 06:02:23 +0000 UTC View PostThis month, we dive into the inauspicious birth of the video game movie genre with the movie that invented raping my childhood. And we regret it greatly.
2017-02-24 06:03:12 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, we inch ever closer to having actually watched a dozen David AR White movies. I think at this point we're ahead of his mom.
2017-02-21 02:57:35 +0000 UTC View Post