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Bumping in the Night: M4A

The monster under your bed can't get you if you pull the blankets over your head, but if you leave them off your legs…

Sillybutt Choice: October 2nd, 2024

Heyyyyyyy! It's time to choose the theme of our next audio, and just in time for spooky season! 🎃

1.) (Love)Life After Death

• Occult magic and a good old fashioned shovel are the key to a LONG-lasting relationship...

or

2.) Bumping in the Night

• The monster under your bed can't get you if you pull the blankets over your head, but if you leave them off your legs...

Strength and Stamina - M4A

As the party's wizard, you're often struggling when monsters and miscreants get too close. The Orc Barbarian offers to train you in hand to hand combat, and a sweaty encounter ensues… 

October Birthdays are Coming Soon!! 🎃

The spookiest babies of them all are gonna be celebrated in just a few days! Let me know if you're an October baby that would like your name included in the birthday singing! 💕

Ramble - September 20th, 2024

Hey, it's been a while since I've done one of these... "It's been a while since I've done one of these..." things... 😅

Happy Birthday September Babies!!! 🥳

I hope you treat yourself to something as delightful as you are as autumn rounds the corner. Happy birthday! 🥰🍁🎁🎵🎈🎂💕

Sorry I've Been Quiet

Hello everyone! I hope you're all doing well and taking care of yourselves. I just wanted to make a little post to let you all know that I'm sorry I've been lax on posting lately beyond the Friday audios. I should be back to more active posting soon so no worries, but for those who were curious I'll write a little more below about the what and the why.

(TW: Death in the Family)

I mentioned recently that someone in my family had passed away. It was...

Sillybutt Choice: August 29th, 2024

Hello hello! It's time to vote for our new audio next Friday!

1.) A Cutlass and a Dream

• You joined the crew of the Muriel's Grave to find adventure and escape a life on the streets. Out here on the waves the wind beckons, and the froth of the sea pushes you towards a different kind of treasure...

2.) Strength and Stamina

• As the party's wizard, you're often struggling when monsters and miscreants get too close. The Orc Ba...

  2024-08-29 18:27:41 +0000 UTC View Post

September Birthdays are Coming Soon!!! 🍂🍁

Hey there you pumpkin spice babies!!! In just a couple of days it'll be your month!! Lemme know if you want your name included in the birthday singing! 🥰

Lost in Me - M4A

A storm outside, and a raging need to have you inside me...

Update About the Missing Poll

Hi everyone! I just realized that I never posted a vote last week for this Friday's audio. I've been in and out of the house a lot, working on a couple projects beyond Patreon, and we lost someone in my extended family last week so it's just been a bit hectic to say the least.

I'll still be posting, but I'm just gonna come up with something fun on my own and y'all will just have to deal with it being a complete surprise. Thank you for your patience, and take care. 💕

Pool, Party of Two - M4A

A summer afternoon cooling off in the pool gets a lot hotter when your neighbor pays a visit...

Happy Birthday August Babies!!! 🥳

Take care of yourselves, and remember that cake is a mixture of various healthy things so maybe if you can find the right balance it's totally okay to eat as much of it as you surely want to. 😁💕🎁🍕✨🎂🎈

Gambler's Choice - M4F/NB

Your father owes bad people a lot of money and was offering your hand in marriage as collateral. An old friend steps in and pays off the debts, taking you as his wife and whisking you away from danger. Though tensions are high and the day was long, there's something in his eyes that tells you everything is going to be alright...


*Written by our incredible Mouse!

*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit post!

Sillybutt Choice: July 31st, 2024

Time to decide on the theme for next Friday's post!!!


1.) Nice Cream

• At the local Ice Cream Parlor you convince the server to give you a tasty treat.

2.) Pool, Party of Two

• A summer afternoon cooling off in the pool gets a lot hotter when your neighbor pays a visit.

Purr - M4A

Your subby catboy roommate needs some encouragement before he'll open up and share his real feelings with you...

August Birthdays are Coming Soon!!!

Oh. Hey look, there's something in my cereal box.

Whoa really? What is it?

It's a notice of some kind: "August babies are on the way. Let me know if you want your name included in the singing. "

Huh... weird. I wonder what it means.

Yeah, me too. It's like a weird meta reminder to some sort of member that their birthday is coming soon and they should let the creator know if they want their name included, I guess?

Very weird.

Yeah. Very weird.

Sillybutt Choice: July 16th, 2024

Hello hello! It's time to vote for what we're gonna hear next Friday!!

1.) Purr

• Your subby catboy needs some encouragement before he'll show his real feelings...

2.) Whine

• Your subby puppy is desperate to be a good boy for you...

You're the CEO, but You Will Always Be My Slut - M4F/NB

It's your 10 year anniversary, and your husband surprises you with an entire bed and breakfast all to yourselves...

*Early access to next Monday's Reddit post!

The Professional - M4A

He knows you're coming. Of course he does. He's the best for a reason. But you have no choice. It's him, or you…

IUD IOU - M4F/NB

You and your boyfriend have been flirting with the idea of letting him cum inside you. Condoms are fun and all, but once this IUD is ready and you're back from your work trip, your boyfriend promised he's going to breed you all night...

*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit post!

Happy Birthday July Babies!!!! 🥳

I hope you have a fantastic birthday, and month, you wonderful summer peeps! 🥰🎈🎂✨🎁🧐🍕💕

Sillybutt Choice: July 2nd, 2024

Hello hello! It's time to vote for what we're gonna listen to next Friday!

1.) The Tinkerer

• A strange man on the edge of town offers tools and toys beyond imagining. Strange, whirring devices of metal, wood, fabric, and gems, each with a name and a purpose more bizarre than the last...

2.) The Professional

• He knows you're coming. Of course he does. He's the best for a reason. But you have no choice. It's him, or you...

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2024-07-03 00:22:13 +0000 UTC View Post

IUD IOU - M4F/NB

You and your boyfriend have been flirting with the idea of letting him cum inside you. Condoms are fun and all, but once this IUD is ready and you're back from your work trip, your boyfriend promised he's going to breed you all night...

*A simple, fun script idea I just had to get out for you guys. Desperate, excited breeding. This will go live on Reddit next week, and my own "fill" of it following after!

July Birthdays On the Way!!!

Whoa dude! What's that???

Oh this? Heh, you're so behind on the times as usual duderino. It's my limited edition July Baby!

WHOA! DUDE!!! That's sick as fuck! Where can I get one???

Oh dude it's easy! [Looks directly at camera] Just go online to www.julybirthdaysareontheway.dude and order yours now!

Dude.

Dude!

Duuuuude.

(Sorry this is kinda late) Lemme know if you'd like your name included for the July birthday singing!!! 😁😅🥳<...

Happy (very belated) Birthday June Babies!!!!

I'm so sorry this is as late as it is! I hope that your month was lovely regardless, and each of your birthdays as special as you are. 😅🥳💕🎂✨🎁🎈

You Can't Hide From Your Choices - M4A

You've been close friends with Lord Weston for years. There was always something of a spark between you two, but your being royalty and him barely able to claim his title kept you apart in public eyes. When you invite yourself to a party held at his estate, a quiet trip to his grand gardens turns that spark into a blazing fire...

*You brought this on yourselves with the voting.

Sillybutt Choice: June 20th, 2024

It is time to choose what we'll be listening to next Friday!!!

1.) You Can't Hide From Me

• You're being quite a brat today, your highness. Well if you think you can't be tamed... why don't we play a little game...

2.) You Can't Hide From Yourself

• Just let go, darling. I can see it in your eyes. You want to be a toy, a mindless toy to be played with, to be used... and I'm here to help you.

Hibiscus - M4A

He always smells like flowers. He's so comforting, yet so mysterious. You can't keep your eyes off of him, yet you never really see him come and go. Your Gardener may be "beneath" you, if you were to ask the other estate owners of the region, but since when did you care what they thought? And besides... he always smells like flowers...

Sillybutt Choice: June 2nd, 2024

Time to vote for the next PATREON EXCLUSIVE AUDIO!!!

1.) Night Classes

•  You used to take Night Classes at the University, and just couldn't get over the way that professor made you feel. Maybe it's time to enroll for another kind of lesson...

2.) Hibiscus

• Flowers. He always smells like flowers. The gardener at your estate is "beneath you," or so the other folks of class would say. But you see something in him. And he always...

  2024-06-02 18:32:32 +0000 UTC View Post