cyanide_and_happiness

Nord VPN!?!?

Even though we haven't reached our 4 shorts-per-month goal on Patreon, we were able to release an extra one today thanks to a sponsorship by Nord VPN.

So in case you were wondering why today's short doesn't have Patreon credits, it's because Nord funded it!

Also if you don't use a VPN, your ISP can track your web usage, which is really bad because we know you guys are looking at way worse stuff than Cyanide & Happiness...

Nord VPN is probably the best one out there, and they're...

Merch Discount for our Ultra Mega Pals

As yet another way of saying thanks, we've giving you some cash off whenever you pick up merch from the explosm store like Joking Hazard or our new book, A Guide to Parenting by Three Guys With No Kids!

Use the code: UltraMegaPalDiscount to get 10% off your order!

Heads up, this code will expire on July 26th, and please don't share outside of the Ultra Mega Pals.

Thanks!

Early Release: Here's An Idea, Episode 12

Mr. Explosm sends the boys on a vacation, then insinuates himself into their bro-down. An attempt to turn the tables on Mr. Explosm goes EXTREMELY WELL, and we learn the timeless art of Belgian Grass-Fed Fish Fucking. Join the boys at an undisclosed location for cheeky Nando’s, and (most importantly) FRIENDSHIP!

Our animation glitched, and this happened

One of our animators was experimenting with walk cycles and I guess did some math wrong, because this is what we got.

His name is Shorty McShortShort, and you can invent his back story on your own. Good luck.

Tomorrow's comic EARLY AS FUCKKK

Hello, Patrons. I sent tomorrow's C&H comic back in time so you could read it. It's a sequel (aka rip off) of Kris's comic today because we're slowly running out of ideas. Enjoy!

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Rapture Rejects Alpha

Ultra Mega Pals! It is with extreme excitement that I invite you to be among the first players of our battle royale game Rapture Rejects.  Fair warning: it will be VERY BROKEN, because you are the first group to play it. Your involvement and input will help this baby grow its legs.

If you’re interested in helping out, please follow the below link, sign up with the SAME EMAIL ADDRESS you use for Patreon, and use the sign-up code IAMAGOODPERSON in order to jump to the front of the line. 2018-06-19 23:25:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Phone wallpaper of my favorite time travelers

Hey Mega Pals,

Here's some phone wallpaper for you, from last year's New Years comic. I thought it might look cool on your MOBILE DEVICES.

-Rob

Welcome, new Ultra Mega Pals!

That's me (Rob) in the above photo, aged 11. Or maybe 17, I don't know. It's hard to guess to the age of weird-ass looking kids, which I was.

At the time, I never could've predicted Cyanide & Happiness would be what it is now. Especially because YouTube didn't exist yet and nobody had invented webcomics. I couldn't have predicted Internet speeds faster than 56k, either.

But here we are! It's 15 or maybe 21 years later, and I'm a 32 year old making ridiculous animations in a studio fu...

Rapture Rejects!?

Rob here!

This Patreon's all about the C&H Shorts, but we just announced something so cool I can't not share it with you guys: a multiplayer last man standing game set in the post-apocalypse after God abandons us.

It's an isometric bloodbath full of crazy weapons where only one player gets to go to Heaven, and it's being created by our friends at TinyBuild & Galvanic Games over in Seattle.

And since you guys support the shorts on Patreon, we want you to be among the first t...

Early Release: Here's An Idea, Episode 9

Mr. Explosm takes the day off, but Death certainly doesn’t take a holiday. The danger is real, as the boys discover which ninja weapons are suitable for British eyes only. Rob, Dave, Kris, and Joel let their minds go into the gutter, and their bodies flow into the sewer in this week’s sordid tale of invertebrate violence.

Tomorrow's comic early!

Another little surprise treat for our mega pals!

-Dave

Tomorrow's comic early!

Hey guys, Rob here. Since I'm too shy to thank you all in person, I am thanking you by way of posting tomorrow's comic early.

But seriously, thank you for helping keep the animations going!

If you guys would like to see more early C&H comics let me know in the replies!

To our most gorgeous Ultra Mega Pals - From Kris

Ahoy Ultra Mega Pals!

First off, thank you so damn much for all the support! We've been over the moon about how rad it is to have steady reliable support for the cartoons, plus we've been getting a big kick out of hanging out with you guys on the streams/discord. At one point, someone was talking to me over the discord voice chat but I thought it was just some weird lyrics to the music I was listening to. When I heard "Kris? Are you there?" I had a legitimate jumpscare. That jumpscare was made...

THE ULTRA MEGA PALS SAVED THE C&H SHORTS!

We did it! We did it!

The first UMP supported short comes out this Thursday, and it’s all because of you!

But wait, we didn’t hit our goal yet?!?

When we were planning the Ultra Mega Pals, to be honest, we were really nervous about how everyone would react. We assumed that at most, people would pledge $2, if anything, and it’d be a struggle to get to our goal.

But our Ultra Mega Pals completely blew us away and supported...

Weekly C&H Discord Takeover at 2:30-3pm CST today. Join us!

If you haven't gotten a chance to talk to the creators and team behind C&H, we're starting a weekly hangout where you can be sure to catch us on the Patreon Discord.

See you soon!

We refuse to explain this

Ultra Mega Pal Benji found this on the internet, and while Rob and Dave have claimed responsibility, they both refuse to provide any context or explanation. Some things in life are destined to remain a mystery. 

Update

Hey Ultra Mega Pals!

Quick update on a few things:

1. Since Patreon billing is set up at end of month, we’ll be starting your credits and avatars next month. For those of you with avatars ready to be made, we’ll be notifying you individually to gather your details, so stay tuned.

2. We’re SO CLOSE to our goal of two shorts a month, but we’re not quite there yet. With that in mind,  the short we’re releasing today will sadly be the last regular weekly short until we...

TWO THOUSAND ULTRA MEGA PALS!

THANK YOU so much! It's so fantastic to know that we have so many people who believe in our shorts. We're blown away.

Keep spreading the word so we can keep the shorts going, we can only do it with your help.

This will be the last regular weekly short, until we hit our next goal, but  the initial outpouring of support means we don't have to totally shut down the shorts yet. With your help, we'll get back up to 2 and then 4 shorts a month in no time! Thanks, again, to all of ou...

Belated WOO A THOUSAND ULTRA MEGA PALS!

First Livestream Wed 9th at 3pm CST

More details to come, thanks Ultra Mega Pals!

Re-Re-Remix: The Petersen Grunt

One of our regular writers, voice actors, and all-around fun guys, Evan Peterson, was sick during a voice acting session.

Naturally, we kept every single cough, hack, grunt, and disgusting sound because why would you waste such a beautiful thing?

Without further ado, I present you with the summer jam of 2018:

The Petersen Grunt