Ahoy Ultra Mega Pals!
First off, thank you so damn much for all the support! We've been over the moon about how rad it is to have steady reliable support for the cartoons, plus we've been getting a big kick out of hanging out with you guys on the streams/discord. At one point, someone was talking to me over the discord voice chat but I thought it was just some weird lyrics to the music I was listening to. When I heard "Kris? Are you there?" I had a legitimate jumpscare. That jumpscare was made possible by you, you scary bastards.
Since this is a super top secret message from us to you, have some secret sexy stuff:
( . Y . ) <-- Boobs
o&D= <--- Armless woman in bikini lying down
Also, since it's just me writing this letter, let me tell you some deep dark secrets about Rob & Dave.
I once saw Rob give a pigeon some listerine and made its breath immaculate.
Dave calls his bellybutton 'The Devil's Inkwell'
Hope you're all having a great summer. It's warming up, so get out there and shake all your naughty parts out in the hot summer sun.
Talk to you folks soon.
Love,
Explosm
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