To our most gorgeous Ultra Mega Pals - From Kris
Added 2018-05-29 18:44:13 +0000 UTCAhoy Ultra Mega Pals!
First off, thank you so damn much for all the support! We've been over the moon about how rad it is to have steady reliable support for the cartoons, plus we've been getting a big kick out of hanging out with you guys on the streams/discord. At one point, someone was talking to me over the discord voice chat but I thought it was just some weird lyrics to the music I was listening to. When I heard "Kris? Are you there?" I had a legitimate jumpscare. That jumpscare was made possible by you, you scary bastards.
Since this is a super top secret message from us to you, have some secret sexy stuff:
( . Y . ) <-- Boobs
o&D= <--- Armless woman in bikini lying down
Also, since it's just me writing this letter, let me tell you some deep dark secrets about Rob & Dave.
I once saw Rob give a pigeon some listerine and made its breath immaculate.
Dave calls his bellybutton 'The Devil's Inkwell'
Hope you're all having a great summer. It's warming up, so get out there and shake all your naughty parts out in the hot summer sun.
Talk to you folks soon.
Love,
Explosm
Comments
Hey Kimberly, messaged you privately as well. There's no way (that we're aware of) for Patreon to auto confirm, but we did get your info and we're making your avatar now. It'll be featured in either the first or second short coming out this month.
Cyanide & Happiness
2018-06-04 15:45:14 +0000 UTCDitto. Also, I never saw the acknowledgment/illustration/perk for being a $100 donator. 😣 messaged you guys on Facebook too, and commented in the thread, zero response. Hard to justify the expense to my husband who was all “we need that $100 for food or car payments..” but I’m over here like “...but babes... Broots Waymb!!” 😒
2018-06-02 05:00:32 +0000 UTCHey Richard, message us through patreon your username and I'll make sure you get access turned on.
Cyanide & Happiness
2018-05-30 17:44:17 +0000 UTC
