Dead and Horny Ch. 27
Hi, all!
Okay, so a bit of a
2024-11-30 23:59:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 126 Files
Felix here. Don't mind the shaky hands, that demon has been getting to me. I feel like she could jump out at me any minute.
Anyway, this post has a NSFW bonus picture from Annabelle and Thorne's Halls of Magic series. If you haven't had a chance to check out this story yet, the first book is on sale for a dollar for the next couple of days. If you buy it, I'l...
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Hi, all! It's November (somehow) and I've been a busy little writer. Here's what's up!
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2024-11-08 21:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostNovember Comic + Extra Life Charity Stream!
It's that time of year, people!
Reader and local Discord hero, Ironwatchdog, will be streaming for 24 hours to raise money for Children's Miracle Network. Drop by to say hi and help keep this dude awake as he fights the delicate balance between energy drinks and heart failure! Check him out HERE
Here's a comic to get you pumped for it! I'll see yo...
2024-11-02 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostDay of the Dead Flash Fiction
I wrote this in one go after trick or treating for three hours. I hope you enjoy it.
When the magical ward that had been set on the doors of the Fossil Ridge Public Library was broken, Aileen Durant’s eyes popped open immediately. She winced and sat up, clutching her head. Her witch’s hat fell off, and she realized she had fallen asleep in her costume.
“Ergh,” she muttered as she slid off her couch and waddled toward the bathroom to pee. Another magical war...
2024-11-01 09:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostDead and Horny Ch. 26 files
Queen Lily here, you won't get any hot cocoa today, but I made sure to include something steamy in these treats I have for you.
2024-10-31 23:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostHalloween 2024 Comic (SFW)
Hi, all! Dead and Horny Ch. 26 later tonight!
But first....IT'S HALLOWEEN!!!!!
Home for Horny Monsters. Ch. 125
Hi, all!
We're back at it with a slightly
2024-10-18 23:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHome for Horny Monsters Ch. 125 files
Hey, there, friend. Felix here. Sorry about the confusion last time, I ended up...tied up with another customer.
This hot cocoa is on the house. You can let the whipped cream melt and soften the taste of the chocolate, or lick it now as a pre-treat. You can learn a lot about yourself based on how you drink your hot cocoa.
Just something to think about.
2024-10-18 23:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHorny Monster News + Rewards Sent (Oct. 2024)
Hi, all!
Okay, we've got some updates and announcements, so let's get this party started.
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you, comment below. Messaging me triples the time it takes to figure out...
2024-10-09 17:38:32 +0000 UTC View PostDead and Horny Ch. 25 files
Hey, Felix here, and I--
SCUFFLING NOISES
Good afternoon, deviants. Felix is all tied up right now, but I promise I've got what you need. Here's the menu:
Master Class 5 pre-order
Autographed books at Wet Leaf Press
If you see something you like, just holler for me. ...
2024-09-30 19:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostHome for Horny Monsters Ch. 124 files
Hey, it's your boy, Felix.
I've got what you need right here. The nights are getting colder in my direction, maybe they're doing the same for you. Let's all share a cup of cocoa and reminisce over summers past while dreaming of next summer together, hmm?
HOT CHOCOLATE SOUNDS
2024-09-21 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSept Update + Rewards!
Hi, all!
Okay, so some minor updates before I get back to the salt mines. Some of you think it's just a saying, but I crave flavor in my kitchen and refuse to pay grocery store prices.
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so...
2024-09-10 16:54:35 +0000 UTC View PostAugust Comic 2024 + Small update
Hi, all!
I know I've been really quiet recently, but the real truth is that I've been digging myself out of the hole I fell into during the summer. School (for my offspring, not myself) started this month, but due to appointments, holidays, etc, I've only had ten real work days this month!
The good news is that things will stabilize from here until Thanksgiving/Christmas. The long gaps between Horny Monsters chapters has been frustrating for me, but it's given me time to really th...
2024-09-01 01:56:30 +0000 UTC View PostHome for Horny Monsters Ch. 123 files
Felix here, with a nice cool cup of cocoa for you. It's got extra marshmallows, but I put them in a bowl in case you don't want any. True connoisseurs can be very particular about their marshmallow fluff proportions.
Speaking of marshmallows, they're a great metaphor for life. Sometimes we try to take on too many things at once and pack them in our cup. When you do that, it can be hard to taste the sweet, delicious chocolate underneath all that. Just something to think about.
... 2024-08-20 03:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostAugust 2024 Newsletter (+Rewards sent)
Hi, all! Where the fuck have I been?!?
This August has fired past me with the speed of a rocket, but I've been holding on. I knew that it would be busy, but didn't know exactly how busy, otherwise I would have braced you all for my short absence.
In short, I haven't been home for most of it, and the back to school rush coupled with a late summer cold for the whole family meant that things kind of fell apart in a lot of ways. However, I am here now to let you in on what th...
2024-08-14 04:10:53 +0000 UTC View PostHome for Horny Monsters Ch. 122
Hi, all!
Summer is almost over, and
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 122 Files
Hello. You have reached Death's voicemail. I am unavailable to come to the phone right now. It is likely tea-related. Please leave a message after the beep and I will try to get back to you.
...
Do I have to use the entire thirty seconds for my outgoing message, or can I just--
BEEP!
2024-07-29 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostJuly 2024 Newsletter + New Audio + Rewards Sent
Hi, all!
Let's get this party started!
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you, comment below. Messaging me triples the time it takes to figure out if I missed you and I might not see it for ...
2024-07-09 18:15:23 +0000 UTC View Post4th of July Comic (SFW)
Hi, all!
It's Freedom, Bang Bang! day here in the United States. Right now, there are a couple thousand people blissfully unaware that these are their last hours with all ten fingers. You think us Americans would learn, but things have been going downhill since we got rid of Crystal Pepsi!
Mike has no need for fireworks (Yuki just makes them with magic), but he is planning to grill a few burgers and play catch with his son before spending the rest of the night making some...
2024-07-04 21:03:34 +0000 UTC View PostHome for Horny Monsters Ch. 121 files
Ah, back again, I see. Was it that you couldn't get enough of me, Felix, or are you just here for the hot chocolate?
I kid. You're just here for the story, don't try to deny it. But if you ever want some extra marshmallows in your hot chocolate, you just let me know. Felix has your back.
2024-06-30 02:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostJune 2024 Comic + Chapter Update
Hi, all!
Just wanted to drop you a small comic and check in with everyone. As is very obvious, I haven't dropped the next chapter yet. I still need to address edits, but you will have the next chapter by month's end.
As for my recent writing speed, I have nothing really to say other than nobody should worry about it. I am currently adjusting to my new writing device (...
2024-06-24 01:19:28 +0000 UTC View PostJune Newsletter! Audiobook sale, rewards, and ???
Hi, all!
It's somehow June 10th! Without further ado, let's get this out of the way!
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you, comment below. Messaging me triples the time it takes to figure out if I...
2024-06-10 22:03:28 +0000 UTC View PostHome for Horny Monsters Ch. 120 files
Felix again. I bet you didn't expect me to show up a third time, did you?
Slides over some hot chocolate
Maybe this means I'm important, somehow. This story needs me for more than just a moment, I'm special in a way none of us have foreseen. Or maybe I'm just here because it's where I'm meant to be.
Drops a marshmallow in your drink
Honestly, though. Both of us are just stardust with thoughts and dreams. When you really think about it...we're special ...
2024-05-31 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post