Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 120
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2024-05-31 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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Late May update + Artwork
Hi, all!
Edit: Hi again, it's me, from the future! I literally just found out our special Omnibus edition of Books 1-4 is officially up on Audible, so if you have a credit burning a hole in your wallet, go pick it up today and listen to it all Memorial Day weekend!
https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Radley-House-Omnibus-Books-1-4-Audiobook/B0D4RK5CTZ...
Welcome to the Halls of Magic
Hi, all! This is THE official announcement for my newest collaborative series with M.E. Thorne, and we are calling it The Halls of Magic!
This book is available for preorder RIGHT NOW, but you know I'm not going to sell it to you blind. If you keep reading this post, I'm about to share the first 3 chapters of this book with you (preview attachments below) so you can decide for yourself! (Note: I a...
2024-05-14 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostMay 2024 Update
Hi, all! It's that time of the month again!
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you, comment below. Messaging me triples the time it takes to figure out if I missed you and I might not see it for w...
2024-05-08 14:59:46 +0000 UTC View PostMay the 4th Comic (SFW)
Hi, all! I hope you all still enjoy these silly comics. I have them made for you!
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 119 files
Felix again.
Didn't expect to see me, did you? Of course not. But I knew once you got a taste of this sweet, sweet chocolate, you'd be back.
Let me pour you some cocoa, it's special blend today. Here are those files you ordered. Feel free to....peruse them. I've got a song you can listen to while you wait.
https://suno.com/song/69abc53f-0587-4ea0-9c20-da34dc00...
2024-04-30 21:30:02 +0000 UTC View PostApril 2024 Newsletter! (Book Announcement!)
Hi, all!
Okay, so we've got a small truckload of announcements to share!
Master Class 4 is officially available for pre-order! The book comes out on the 30th of this month, and we have a discounted rate for early buyers. Price will jump up after release, so if you aren't on Kindle Unlimited, this is the cheapest way to get it. Paperback and Hardcovers will release over the summer.
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 118 files
Yo, Felix here. Pull up a chair, I'll sling you some hot cocoa while you dig the tunes here in the lounge. You should hear Death's rendition of Little Drummer Boy.
By the way, Annabelle left these behind for you, said you'd need them. Now do you want some peppermint with your cocoa, or will this whipped cream be enough? You need somethin', you just flag me down.
2024-04-17 19:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostApril 2024 Newsletter
HI, all!
It's April (somehow) and instead of watching the eclipse, I am taking care of business!
(Okay, I forgot to buy eclipse glasses and the rats took my pinhole viewer)
Anyway, here is everything that is new!
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over ti...
2024-04-08 19:42:07 +0000 UTC View PostA New Master Caretaker has Appeared!
Garret Jacks is our latest addition to the Master Caretaker ranks!
I don't know if the name is related to Garret Jax (one of my favorite Shannara characters), but the man, the myth, the legend himself requested that Abella lounge around on the roof for our enjoyment.
May your blade remain sharp and your wits never fail you!
2024-04-05 16:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostApril 2024 Comic! (SFW)
I'm just going to let this speak for itself.
Happy April Fool's day!
2024-04-01 18:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostHome for Horny Monsters Ch. 117 files
Hi, all!
Here are your Easter goodies. Before we begin, some HUGE announcements!
1. My beta readers are amazing! I could not have gotten this chapter out in time without their help. This month has been so hard and they really had my back.
2. AUDIOBOOK ANNOUNCEMENT! Apocalypse is officially available for purchase...
2024-03-31 16:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostMarch News + Updates (Good and Bad)
Hi, all!
So I was overdue to drop in with an update and today I can make it all official.
My friend and fellow author Ai Love has passed away. She had a long-term illness and one of her dreams was to finally see one of her stories get made into an audiobook. Sadly, the screenshot I've attached to this message would be the last time I spoke with her. It was my honor to help grant one of her last wishes, and I believe this may be her last published story.
Due to the nature of ...
2024-03-24 18:10:37 +0000 UTC View PostPi Day Comic 2024 (NSFW)
Hi, all!
Pi Day is so called because the date is 03/14, or 3.14.
This holiday makes no sense to people outside the US because they write the day of the month first.
Either way, please enjoy this pie.
2024-03-14 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostMarch 2024 Update (Rewards Sent!)
Hi, all!
Okay, some news!
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you, comment below. Messaging me triples the time it takes to figure out if I missed you and I might not see it for weeks.
Giveaway:...
2024-03-08 18:17:28 +0000 UTC View PostHome for Horny Monsters Ch. 116 files
What is this? You're letting me do an intro? I suppose I can.
I'm Cyrus, no last name. You've probably heard a bit about me. If it was from Lily, it's probably not entirely true. That's the thing with demons, they bend the truth, but cannot break it.
These are the files for the last chapters of Book 7. Wait, there are seven of these? What has that foul temptress gotten you into? Holy hells, these chapters are huge!
Anyway, here they are. It's my turn to be IT right now. It's...
2024-02-29 04:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostHome for Horny Monsters Ch. 116
Hi, all!
Wow, February was a real rush! D
2024-02-29 04:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostHome for Horny Monsters Ch. 115 Files
Greetings, Patrons.
I have been instructed to give you these. Would you like some tea before you go?
Death
Mardi Gras Comic 2024
Hi, all!
Dropping a spicy comic today. It is absolutely NSFW, so don't open it in front of anybody from HR. (FYI, patrons don't get charged for stuff like this, it's just a fun benefit of being a Patron)
I'm still hard at work on writing. Ch. 115 is officially with the beta team and I'm hoping to release this weekend, but that depends on how much ass I kick between now and Friday.
Be safe earning all your beads!
2024-02-13 19:00:08 +0000 UTC
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February 2024 Update
Hi, all!
Small updates today as I've got a pretty tight schedule. Having the shortest month combined with some high priority tasks means that I have been grinding hardcore on ensuring I get my wordcount in.
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process...
2024-02-08 15:57:40 +0000 UTC View PostHome for Horny Monsters Ch. 114 Files
*RANDOM BURBLING SOUNDS*
~Opal
Home for Horny Monsters Ch. 113 Files
I... don't have anything clever to say tonight. Here are your files.
tits
2024-01-20 06:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe Ninth Architect Has Arrived!
The Ninth Architect has arrived, and has brought along none other than Lily!
Lily is a character from some of my books, but you may not have noticed her. Chris R was clearly able to look past some of the red flags to see the beauty lying within.
2024-01-13 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe Eighth Architect Has Appeared!
Hi, all!
Is breakfast ready? I bet you didn't expect one of these first thing on a Saturday morning.
Anyway, Tom B has officially become the Eighth Architect! I actually waited almost five minutes to type this because I thought the spinning lights around the potion was my computer thinking.
All hail the Eighth Architect!
2024-01-13 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post