Hi, all!
Wow, it's been almost five minutes since I've posted one of these, where has the time gone?
I adore this image of Reggie, by the way. It's easily one of my favorite ones.
Anyway, Jarrod Lombardo is the seventh Architect! Long hail Jarrod!
2024-01-13 04:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It's been almost a year since I've done one of these, but you can blame that on the trainwreck that's been my schedule for the last six months.
Anyway, Raxlus the Sru has officially become the Sixth Architect to grace the Hall of Caretakers. You probably won't hear from them for awhile, they are on a secret away mission (or we left them behind at Denny's while trying to escape from the VIP section, it's unclear).
Hi, all
Okay, so the usual.
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you, comment below. Messaging me triples the time it takes to figure out if I missed you and I might not see it for weeks
Also, for those ...
2024-01-11 21:27:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, all! We're back at it again with another comic! Let me know what I can do to make sure you are only looking at these when and where you want to. No surprises here, I'm making these mostly for people who are thirsty for the women of the house.
(For those who are new to Patreon, you do not get charged for these, this is just a bonud, only official chapters cost you money)
2024-01-05 15:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Hi, all!
Usually I post something on the final night of the year, but I didn't want to do back-to-back posts and spam your email. That, and I may have been in bed by 9 pm after being busy all damned day. I don't remember the last time I rung in the new year by actually staying up late to watch the ball drop.
(And yes I'm aware you can watch the drop in advance, I find them boring)
Anyway, I thought I would take a moment to recognize some victories from last year and talk abo...
2024-01-01 17:07:06 +0000 UTC View PostAmymone here! Thought I would branch out and help post one of these!
Make sure to leaf a comment or something, I think that's what I'm supposed to say. Or maybe that's just for the free sites? I can't log in to those.
Huh. Now I'm stumped.
2023-12-31 06:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all!
In honor of IronWatchdog hitting his magical goal for the Extra Life charity, I am delivering to you, as promised, this year's flash fiction. This story takes place between Book 6 (which released yesterday on Amazon!) and Book 7.
This Christmas
Peyton opened her eyes and stared at the ceiling, her fingers still tightly wrapped around the stuffed dog she clutched like a talisman against her chest. With a sigh, she slid free of her bed and ...
2023-12-25 14:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, all!
I'm gonna try something new for a few months here, I hope you like it! Short comics! This first page is SFW, and I've attached the rest of it (which isn't) down below!
Oh, and I heard a rumor that if you're looking for autographed books, I may have some links that will interest you!
https://wetleafpress.com/shop/modern-horny-monsters-4-pack-bundle/
Hi, all!
Okay, we are rapidly coming up on the end of the year and I've got some updates, some good news, and some not so good news, so let's get into it!
(This is just boob tax, you horny lot)
AUDIOBOOKS
I've been informed that the recording of Radley's Apocalypse will start in January. How is that for something fun? Also, Master Class 3 the audiobook is read...
2023-12-18 16:21:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, all! Hail and rejoice as yet another Caretaker has come forward to join the game!
Our newest Caretaker art comes at the request of none other than Tracker Dave! Today, we get some brand new Cecilia artwork as she sits in her favorite place! Ever the romantic, it would be a shame if nobody were to go sit with her.
Tracker Dave, may your afternoons always be the perfect weather for sitting outside and enjoying a good book with the people you love. Hopefully you never find yourse...
2023-12-13 03:20:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, all!
Okay, let's get this first order of business out of the way!
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you, comment below. Messaging me triples the time it takes to figure out if I missed you and I might n...
2023-12-07 06:21:07 +0000 UTC View PostHere are your post-thanksgiving nom noms.
2023-11-30 21:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, all!
I try to avoid making these brief posts to keep your emails clean, but was informed this morning that Audible put all my books on sale! This doesn't happen often and it looks like most of them are under ten bucks now!
The publisher pack is easily the best deal(picture attached for people who get horny over discounts) and Master Class 2 was cheaper than the ebook as of ten...
2023-11-26 19:49:47 +0000 UTC View PostHello
I am Reggie
Rat Queen busy
Here is files
Bye bye
pictures of cheese factory
pictures of cheese festival
where is cheese festival
how delete search history
2023-11-19 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, all!
I'm here to let you all know that Radley's Underworld released on Audible yesterday! Wow!
It's amazing to see such fast progress on these books, I certainly hope you're enjoying them! I want to thank everyone who has purchased them and double thank you if you remembered to leave a review! You can get this one here:
https://www.audible.com/pd/Radl...
2023-11-18 16:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all!
It's somehow November, only two months left in this crazy year! Let's get some stuff out of the way, shall we?
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you, comment below. Messaging me triples the time it...
2023-11-08 20:58:50 +0000 UTC View PostBonjour. It is my turn to share the files with you. I was not in this chapter enough.
~Abella
Sofia here.
It makes more work for me, but what else am I doing? Trying to manage the Library of Thoth and its constant influx of books is a job for hundreds of people, but sure, I'll personally deliver these files for you.
Ugh. Humans.
*SLAMS FILES IN FRONT OF YOU*
2023-10-18 03:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all!
Okay, so what the hell is this? I am constantly getting questions about the Hall of Caretakers, and this is the post you should read regarding it!
So the Hall of Caretakers is a place where you can be immortalized for your Patreon contributions. There are some particular quirks to this, so make sure you keep reading.
1. The Hall is not automated, it is 100% opt-in only. That ne...
2023-10-11 19:54:41 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all! Here's the latest and the low down on what's going on!
Rewards: I have sent out the official Patreon rewards. For those who are new, these are freebies you can get from me as you accumulate pledges over time. This process is not automated, so if you think I missed you, comment below. Messaging me triples the time it takes to figure out if I missed you and I might not see it fo...
2023-10-06 15:08:03 +0000 UTC View PostLala here.
Here are the files you requested. They're perfectly safe.
Probably.
Maybe.
I'M WATCHING YOU
2023-09-30 17:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHi, all!
This will be my last part-time w
2023-09-30 17:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi, all!
It is finally time for some big announcements! Stay tuned for the end!
1. Book 5 is officially available for preorder. While Mike is investigating suspicious activity in Oregon, an angel and the remaining Horsemen of the Apocalypse steal his whole house, trapping its denizens in purgatory.
Hi, all!
Rejoice, for a new Master Caretaker has blessed us with their presence!
For some, home is where the heart is. Whether that means sitting by a warm fire with a cup of cocoa, making bread in the kitchen, or shooting squirrels off the back fence with toothpick bow and arrows, it will look different for everyone. For Rick Barker, home means having someone you can take long walks with.
LOOOOONNNNNGGGG WAAAAAAALLLKS
But when you take these walks, make sure you re...
Here it is, even more files you can cram onto your computer!
2023-09-19 04:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post