Lewd_Semprini

New Stories + August Progress

Good evening everyone, hope you're all doing well. I've just sent out links to a new Naruto/Hinata story that I hope everyone enjoys! Got plenty of naughty stuff but a heaping helping of lovey-dovey action cause I know you're all helpless romantics deep down.

As for me...well, August has honestly not been as productive as I had hoped in terms of my word-count. I've been keeping up and have the Patreon story doing well, but compared to last month I feel like my daily word-count has drop...

August Update

Hey all, hope you're doing okay. I've been enjoying the sun for a bit, had a week of festivals and lounging around for the most part around here. You have to make use of any decent British weather when you have it because lord knows it's not gonna be around for long. Sometimes August has galeforce winds and sideways rain so I'll take some sunshine and burnt foreheads.

As for my writing, I'll be putting up the August Patreon poll pretty soon and leave that running for a week or so. I'll ...

July Update & Payment Rise Reminder

Evening folks! Been a bit of time, but I've still been working away while the sun bears down on us in the UK. Got to enjoy the sunshine while it lasts because when it goes away around here, it doesn't tend to come back for a while...

I've just sent out links to the monthly Patreon story, a little ditty involving Chun-Li and Juri that I hope everyone enjoys! I've also got some more fun stuff to be posted up over the next week, including updates to some big stories like The Obvious Choic...

New Links! New Polls! New FF14 Expansion!

Okay look I know I've said on the poll that I've just put up that I've been busy dealing with some really big commissions that have been draining me a little, but I have to admit that's only PARTLY true. There is another factor that has resulted in me not updating quite as much as usual and that is Dawntrail coming out. I'm a big FF14 guy and this expansion has me pretty obsessed so I've spent a lot of downtime on it. But that doesn't mean I'm slacking on my stories! Oh no! The people crave s...

July Monthly Poll

This one is coming out late, huh? Already past the halfway point of the month and I'm only just getting around to this! It's been a pretty hectic month for me, had a lot of big commissions in the works or just around the corner taking up some of my mental energy so I've had to focus on them for a bit. I think decompressing with some of my fun monthly stuff will help me settle, but this month's story may not be as long as some of the others have been getting lately...or maybe it will, brother,...

July Poll Question

Considering how close the Uzaki & Family story came to winning last month, I wanted to see if you guys would like me to just go ahead and work on that one for July or if you'd rather see a fresh poll with fresh options. Let me know! Oh, also this particular poll is only one choice each. You can't pick both options on this one, that would leave me in a bit of a bind!

MHA Story/Pink Materia + July Update

Good evening everyone! As I'm typing this just after midnight, it is now officially my birthday. I'm the one giving out gifts right now though as I've just sent out the links to a new story, a crossover of Naruto and My Hero Academia that will hopefully give you guys some good times. I don't get to work with MHA girls as much as I'd like, there's some seriously gorgeous ones that I can do a lot with. Maybe something for the future! I also sent out the links to a new chapter of The Pink Materi...

Nightingale & 2B Story + Incoming Price Change

The results of the close poll battle have resulted in this, a brand new story involved Nightingale from FGO and 2B from Nier! While I was writing this, I started to wonder if my eyes were a little bigger than my belly as honestly characters like these two could easily be the solo star of their own stories rather than having to share a stage...but there's no reason they can't make solo or return appearances later down the line. It's my goddamn story! If I want another 2B chapter, why not? If I...

Love Life with a Witch Wife Ch3

Hey everyone! I've just sent out some links to a new chapter of "Love Life with a Witch Wife", a huge Touhou harem story that I started uploading last year. This story involves some real big bodies and excessive proportions. It's similar to the Kirika story in a way in its sheer unrealism so it might not be for everyone, but I hope those who do vibe with it enjoy the chapter!

Regarding the monthly poll, I decided to call it the other night as it seemed to finally reach a conclusion. Th...

Story Links + Monthly Poll Update

Hey all! Just a quick update here. I've just sent out the links to a newly posted story involved the Sorceress from Dragon's Crown, so look forward to that! Hope you all enjoy it!

I'm also keeping a close eye on the monthly poll because this one is really tight! It's a 19/19 split between the Nurses Nightingale & 2B story and the Childhood Friend Uzaki & Family story. If anyone hasn't thrown a vote out yet, get it in and help settle this stalemate or we're gonna either have to ...

June Monthly Poll

Heya everyone. Here's the poll for June, coming in at a brisk one week into the month. That's pretty early for me! I've not really got a central theme for this one but I do want to add a little more detail to the prompts to let you know what I've got in mind for them. Some of them would be included in the Campus story, some of them would be added into other stories that they fit into. You get to vote on as many as you like so just go for it based on vibes.

June Update + New Story

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's another Naruto story! This time though we've got a girl from a series that I probably should have greater knowledge of than I do, Taimanin Asagi. We've got tons of dirty talk, some sweet ninja girl action, and an inclusion of shibari rope bondage! Oooh! Now that's fuckin' classy, right? Pulling out some of that old Nana & Kaoru influence I was hit with at a tender age.

I've sent the links out for this story now, and I also sent out the links for the...

New Kirika Chapter + Patreon Changes

Evening everyone. Hope you guys are doing good. I've been back on my Pokemon bullshit. When my brain decides it can't focus on stuff so good, I revert to just mindlessly playing Pokemon and watching the numbers go up for a while. Also been catching up on the Honkai Star Rail story. Pretty good shit!

I've just sent out links to another chapter of the long-running Kirika story. Bear in mind that this story has a lot of body growth and exaggerated sizes, so if that's not your kink then fe...

May Poll Checker

Good evening everyone! The monthly poll is a little late this month, mostly due to me being a bit busy working on some other stuff. Soooo I just wanted to throw out a quick check to see if you guys would be down for me just making a part 2 to the Raven story if you'd rather see something else? If you want something else I'll throw a poll up in a few days as usual, otherwise I'll finish up some Raven goodness!

Two Story Links + May Update

Hey all! Quick one today, I've just sent out the links to the monthly poll story that was updated before May and a new chapter of the Avatar/Naruto story that I just uploaded earlier. I very much hope you enjoy them! I'm particularly interested to see peoples reactions to the Raven story as that's a rare one without any actual proper sex in it, but I think it's still ended up coming out well as a teasing tsundere story.

As for me, May has started pretty slow. I'm currently visiting my ...

Two New Updates + Next Months Poll Preferences

Heyo everyone. Hope everyone is doing good. I'm sending out links to my last two story updates to my active Patrons now so they should be showing up in your inboxes. The most recent one is a Zelda/Link story featuring a Zelda who is more in-tune with her wild side. The other story is the one I uploaded a few days back featuring a Nessa who is VERY in-tune with her wild side. Both stories feature a bit of transformation, but the Nessa story has a lot more of it that might not be EVERYONE's cup...

Mass Effect Story Links

Evening all! Just a quickie today to let you know I've sent out some links to a new story featuring Liara T'soni and a very supportive Fem Shep who is always ready to help her crew out with whatever they need. WINK WINK. NUDGE NUDGE. I CAN'T ACTUALLY SAY MUCH ABOUT THE CONTENTS ON MY PUBLIC POSTS. I DON'T WANT PATREON TO SLAP MY ASS.

Hope you all enjoy!

New Fire Emblem Story Links

Heyo all. I've just sent out some links to another Fire Emblem story, this one featuring some female Byleth and male Corrin action. Longtime readers know I have a lot to make up for to Corrin so I'm always glad to give him some action. This one is a first person POV story from the view of Byleth herself actually, so the tone of the story is hopefully something can jive with.

Regarding the monthly poll, I think I can basically call it in favour of Raven at this point, but the data is go...

April Monthly Poll

I dunno about you guys but I think we could use another chapter of Cumming on Campus. Forget stories and series and kinks, just lemme know what pretty lady makes your brain go ga-ga the most and we'll see about putting her through some real higher education, shall we? As ever, pick as many as you want! Go nuts, there's plenty of choices here and you can choose literally all of them if ya want! I'm curious to see how some of the newer names do on this list.

Final Fantasy 14 Story + April Update

Evening all! I've just sent out the links to a brand new story featuring an OC and Y'shtola from one of my favorite games in the damn world, Final Fantasy 14. It was a ton of fun to work on, so if anyone else has ever considered letting their Warrior of Light have some fun, let me know and I'll cook something up for sure.

Beyond that, the April monthly poll is a bit late because, frankly, April has been kicking my ass so far. Not even in terms of workload so much as motivation and driv...

March Patron Story + Links

Okay AO3 says that I've posted the March patron story in March so that still counts! It's not April yet! I'm not owned! I'm not owned!

I ended up taking a little extra time than usual with this follow up to a very old story. Melony deserves the extra love after all. I hope everyone enjoys the new chapter, it's got some stuff in it that I think came out really well!

Also a quick reminder to anyone who didn't see, I also sent out some links to a new chapter to A Bratty Heiress wh...

New Original Story + Poll Update

Holy crap the poll is pretty tight this month, huh? I didn't realize it was going to end up being this close, I wish I could do three Patron stories in one month to give everyone what they want but sadly that ain't much of an option. I'm going to leave the poll up for a few more days to see if a winner can be chosen in the meantime! If you haven't got a vote in yet, better jump on that!

Also, I've sent out the links to a new story I've just uploaded. This is actually not based on any s...

March Poll 2024

Thanks to everyone who sent suggestions about what stories they'd like to see updated. Got some ones that I wasn't expecting and some reminders about stories that I would really love to do updates for. As such I've decided to make this poll a story based one to see if you guys have a preference yourself! If you don't, just go ahead and pick "Semprini's Choice" and I'll pick a story myself based on what mood I'm in on that particular given day. It can change around a lot!

If your story ...

Chapterino Updaterino + Incoming Pollerino

Happy March! We made it to Spring! We're still alive and kicking, Winter couldn't finish us off this time. But it'll be back. It always comes back.

I've sent out some links to another chapter of The Twink Club. I've had this one sitting around for a while and should have uploaded it earlier, but I've had some other stories to post and I try to pace out my uploads over anywhere 5 to 7 days at a time. If I just slapped all of my stories up at once, I'd feel way too much pressure to hurry...

February Patreon Post & Updates

Alrighty, I’ve just sent out the February Patreon story posts via private messages, so everyone should have them pretty soon. I decided to follow up on an older story that fit the concept of MILF and Girl-Next-Door while also being a Street Fighter story. Impressive that I’ve been going on for long now that I can just pull out a random story from the past that fits such specific criteria!

As for me, DAMN has February been a rough month for Ol’ Semprini. I’ve had hardware trouble...

New Story Updates

Evening all. Just sending out a quick post to keep you all updated. I've sent out some links to some new chapters to my active Patrons. The first set of links went out a few days ago and I forgot to make a post about that so whoops! It was an update to an old favourite, Hyuga Honeys. It's considered a side story as it doesn't follow the main plot and goes into an alternate history, but it's still got all the good stuff in it!

Beyond that, I've also just sent out links to a new update t...

New Links to Recent Chapter

Hey all. A number of people were suggesting that the new chapter of "Training her Love Skills" should be its own seperate story due to the change in the content of it so I've uploaded it as its own story and sent the links out to you all. Sorry for the trouble!

Training her Love Skills Ch2 + Poll Results

Oh I'm so proud of you guys. You know, I actually was considering leaving the "MILF" option off the poll as it was the winner of the previous one? Like, you wouldn't vote for MILF twice in two months, right?

Of course you would, you glorious bastards and I'm happier for it. The poll seems to suggest that Street Fighter is a very popular choice, as is MILF and actually Girl-Next-Door which is interesting to see. I think I can cook up something with Street Fighter and MILF, perhaps even ...

February Poll

It's the famous Semprini 1am update! You get a lot of these, you lucky devils, because my sleep schedule is a nightmare! I'm going to bed, so have some options to pick and choose from while I snooze. It's a chaotic mix of series and archtypes. If a series AND an archtype manage to score the most points about equally, I may well end up just mixing them into a story but no promises! Depends on if I get an idea that clicks with me.

As ever, you get as many choices as you want. Just pick w...

New Story Links + February Poll

Afternoon all, hope you're doing well wherever you all happen to be. I've been pretty busy lately, putting my nose to the grindstone more and trying to get more comms down each month. Been feeling very happy with my output lately, so we're gonna try and keep that going.

I've sent some links out for a new story, one based on a series called "The Saintess has a Showdown". I understand if you haven't heard of it, I hadn't either before the commissioner introduced me to it. It's an obscure...