Lewd_Semprini

January Patron Story + Commission Prompt

Hey all. Just a quick note that I've just sent out the links to the monthly patron story. This one was focused on a Tomboy MILF and I'm very glad it was as this was a blast to write. I hope you guys enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

I also wanted to make a quick mention that, if there's anyone who's interested in any 10000 word or less commissions right now that isn't already waiting for one, throw me a message. I'm planning out my coming schedule for the next few mont...

Kirika Story Update + Extra Tier Question

Good evening all! Just a quick update to let you guys know that I've sent out the links to a new chapter of my ongoing Kirika story. This features stuff like giantesses and hyper sized features, even more so in this chapter than in some of the other ones, so if that's not your thing you might want to skip it. Before the end of January I'll be posting up a Fairy Tail chapter, a sequel to "Juvia's Love Skills" that I hope everyone likes as well. Got plenty of stuff cooking.

I also wanted...

New Chapter Posted + Poll Results

It's time for some classic Bleach goodness. I can always rely on Bleach girls to be stars of a chapter or two. I've just sent out the links to a new chapter of one of my Bleach stories, and I hope you guys enjoy it!

As for what's in the works, I've got some more big stories to be posted up throughout January, some of which are a bit more niche than others. I've also got a monthly story to plan involving a Tomboy MILF! At this point, tomboy has actually beaten out MILF by a few votes but...

January Patron Poll

New year, let's start off with a fun one. I've got a couple archtypes here to throw out that I'll write a story about. What's the story about? Who knows! Could have just one girl! Could have several! But it'll have whatever you've voted for in so hopefully the results are still pretty good!

First story of the year! Touhou taking over!

Happy New Year, everyone! Hope your 2024's have all started well, even if we're only two days into it so far. For my new year's gift to you, here's a massive chapter of Touhou smut for you to enjoy! It's a second part to a Touhou harem story that I posted up a few months back. Would you believe that the entire story was finished in one piece and I just had to seperate it out into two chapters to upload it? Over 40000 words of Touhou!

Beyond that, I'll be putting up the January poll fo...

Merry Christmas and a happy new update

Merry Chrimbo all, hope you've been enjoying your day wherever you are and however you celebrate! Just popping in quick to mention that I sent out the links to the monthly Patron story for December. As the Semprini Pick and FGO both drew in votes, I decided it would be worthwhile to just write up an FGO story to celebrate the season. I hope you all enjoy it, and I'll see you all next year!

New Chapter Update + Poll Closing Soon

Evening all. I've just sent out some links to a new chapter of my "Worth Every Gil" FF7 story. As I mention in the message, this story does include M/M content. It also includes M/F content...and F/F content...and M/M/F/F content...and now even M/M/M/F/F content! Basically, there's a lot going in here. If you're curious, give it a look. If you're not, I'll have something more traditional on the way soon.

The monthly poll is closing tomorrow, and it's a dead heat between Fate Grand Orde...

December Monthly Poll

"But Semprini" I hear you all cry in wonder, "Will the story be Christmas themed this month? Will you have a lady in a sexy Santa outfit for me on Christmas morning?"

Honestly, I might! I don't know yet! I feel like Halloween is the holiday everyone wants a more themed story, you know? Christmas has avenues for sexiness, sure, but not as many as Halloween does. So if I can think of a fun Christmas themed storyline for the monthly pick, I'll roll with it. If not, I'm not gonna force it...

New Chapter Update + December Monthly Poll

Heya all. Hope you're doing good and managing to handle everything leading up to Christmas. I'm just about hanging on between my family being all over the place, and honestly I'm kinda looking forward to the New Year more than Christmas itself. I like the fresh start, even if it's a little bit of an illusion. It's about the psychology of it, really. I COULD make a list of December 8th Resolutions and just start working on them tomorrow rather than wait for the New Year to make all those big c...

Story Updates + Price Reminder

Hey everyone! For the first time in a while, I've managed to get the monthly story out just before the actual month its booked in for ends. Wow! Everyone please applaud my ability to do the bare minimum, one hour before the new month rolls around. I'm a clever boy.

I've sent out links to two of my new stories, both of which feature curvy shortstacks funnily enough. I didn't plan for them to come out in tandem but I guess late November was Shortstack Season. The first is a story featuri...

New Chapter Posting + Poll Results

Another day, another story posted up past midnight. I always leave my editing so late, I prefer to spend the actual work day just writing instead.

The story link I've just sent out is a second chapter to a story I posted a while back. It's technically a Shield Hero/Naruto crossover but it involves characters from a ton of different works. Now it's even got some Monster Musume in it! Also, just as a little warning, the content of this story is a little spicier than my usual work. Nothing...

November Patreon Short Story

I totally forgot to put a poll up after my post ahhhhh.

Take a pick, you guys!

Back to Work + New Chapter

Hey all! I got back from my holiday a few days ago, been catching up on what I've missed and been getting back into the swing of things. Hope you guys have been doing alright, didn't get up to too much trouble.

First things first, I've just sent out the story links to a new chapter of Me and My Shadow, the Persona story that's gonna be wrapping up with the next chapter. Hopefully can give that one a fitting conclusion when it comes around, been fond of this story for a while since I sta...

Holiday Update Update

A bit of good news for me, my tests are now coming back negative so my holiday is back on after some last minute rearranging!

While I'm away, I'm looking to get a Halloween story posted on the big spooky day itself which will hopefully be enough of a treat to keep you all going until I return. 

New Chapter Update + Holiday Update

Hey all! I've just sent the links out for a new chapter update to Harem of Heroes. We've got some Azura goodness going for what is, at the current moment, the last update planned for this particular series. The Fire Emblem goodness will need to come from elsewhere for now, but I'm confident we can find some more. 

Also, guess who got a visit from Mr Covid! Yaaaaay! I love when he comes to visit, especially when it's right before a holiday! That holiday that I've had planned for a w...

Story Links + October Update

Hey everyone. Hope your October is going well! Mine was! Then I got a real nasty stomach bug that put me out of commission for a few days! Figures that would happen during a month when I've got so much going on but as they say, it is what it is. Feeling a lot better now fortunately.

I've just sent out links to a new story to active Patrons, and also a reminder that I sent out some links to another story a week or so ago featuring over 20k words a ton of Touhou girls. That one in particu...

New Story + October Holiday

Good evening everyone! Once again I'm a little late with my monthly story, but it's a new Pokemon story so I hope you'll forgive me. I'm getting my eggs in order for the end of the month you see.

I'm afraid there's not going to be a poll this month because I'm actually going away for just over a week at the end of October, I'm visiting a little country outside of Hong Kong called Macau. It's gonna be a hell of a trip, and it'll leave me with most likely little spare time to perform my s...

New Stories + Future Pricing Update

Heya all! The links to a new story chapter have just been sent out now, and should be showing up in your messages. I also sent an update to the ongoing Kirika story earlier as well for anyone who didn't see it.

I've started realizing that my backlog of stories that I've completely but not uploaded is getting quite large. I'm sitting on a few that haven't been fully edited but I don't like to post too many within too few days...mainly because I find editing to be the most boring part of ...

The Ramen Store & The Fighting Queen + Monthly Poll

It's been a long time coming but I've finally uploaded a chapter of a long lost series that I've been looking forward to getting back to. The Fighting Queen series is one of my earliest series that I really felt very proud about. It's got a pretty unique feel to it I think, even got some action scenes in it that my stuff doesn't normally have, so if you've never read the earlier chapters I think it's still worth checking out even more. Otherwise you'll miss the DEEP LORE that's in the latest ...

September Monthly Poll

We're starting a little late this month but that's still plenty of time to get something fun going. Here are the series you can pick from this month, hopefully there's something that'll catch your eye! They're pretty open ended this month, but I'll cook ya up something nice from whichever you choose. As ever, you can pick as many options as you fancy.

A Day with a Hung Friend (Raven/Starfire)

Heya all! It's only just turned September here in the UK but over in the US it's still August I think! I consider this just under the mark enough to post up the August patron story. This one is Teen Titans focused, but I'm using it to set up a story idea that I'll be able to go back to with later one-off updates based on different series and girls. It basically offers me the chance to do a fun 24 hour style thing that I like to do in my stories sometimes, but I'm not limited to any one series...

The Bratty Heiress Ch2

Heyo all. Just sent out links for what I think is a particularly fun chapter. It's a sequel chapter to a story I started earlier in the year that I've been looking forward to getting to for a while. Some good bratty action and lots of fun cosplay scenes, hopefully you guys will enjoy it!

New Fire Emblem Chapter

Evening all. Hope you're doing well. I've just finished posting up and sending links out for a new Harem of Heroes chapter for your viewing entertainment. Just as an advance warning to those who aren't interested in it, there is a small bit of M/M in the story but it's only between the two boyfriends, Byleth and Shez, so once you're in the Goddess section you've got the stuff you're more used to. For those who ARE interested in it and now intrigued by me mentioning Byleth and Shez are boyfrie...

July Story + August Poll

Alrighty, the July story is up and the links have been sent out! Sorry for the delay, been burning the midnight oil for the last few weeks but the amount of stuff I've wanted to get done quickly is slowly reducing down to a more manageable level. Once again, none of you guys have been putting any pressure on me or anything and I massively appreciate it. I've been working away on some big stuff throughout July that you'll all be seeing posted up this month that I hope you're gonna enjoy.
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August Patron Poll

This month I think I'll go a little more wide ranging and pick out some series for people to choose from. Depending on what wins I'll either make a new chapter of a story that's already set in that world or create a new one, depends on what ideas I've got bubbling up in my sordid little mind.

Some of the series I've most known for will be on here, some you might not expect or know much about. Just go ahead and pick whichever ones take your fancy as usual. If you're happy just seeing any...

New Story + Monthly Story Update

Heya all! Just a quick update today to say that I've just sent out the links to a new Fire Emblem story. Just an 8k piece today so it won't take you too much time to cut through it, but that's the calm before the storm. August is gonna have quite a bit coming!

In that vein I just wanted to give some prior warning that the July monthly story (Elf Mother/Daughter Ch2) is going to end up coming out a few days later than normal, so early August. I've got like 3 stories going at once to fini...

July Update (How is already the 21st ahhhh)

The grind never stops folks. I might not have made a post for a couple weeks but I've been hard at work and I've got a collection of stuff building up, including two of my biggest stories ever that are hopefully going to be complete before the end of the month. I'm talking some BEEG word counts, huge enough to the point where I'm gonna need to split one up into two updates or it would come out as a small novel.

I can't reveal all my secrets but there is a ton going on back here, enoug...

July Patron Poll

Heya all! It's my birthday weekend, so I'm gonna celebrate by making a poll with a bunch of stories that I personally would love to add a bit more towards. Naturally, you guys get the final say as to which one it is but they're all things I would be very happy to write a bit more of. Yes, a fair few are from my own Gellghoul City series. What about it?! I like writing monster girls! I'm gonna do an Everyday Life With Monster Girls story one of these days, you'll see! YOU'LL ALL SEE!

Worth Every Gil Ch3

Good evening everyone. July has arrived, meaning my birthday is in like 3 days now. I'm old and crusty, but I do bring some more lewds. Just as a little warning though, as mentioned in the links I've sent out, this chapter does include Male on Male action so if that isn't your cup of tea you'll probably want to skip it. Don't fret, I've got something of my more usual stuff coming up pretty soon so you won't be missing out for long.

I will also be posting up the next poll for July prett...

June Progress

Heya all! Been a couple of weeks since my last post, though I've sent the links out to my previous story and just now sent out links to a brand new RWBY one as well, so you've got some reading material to get through at least!

You know, it FEELS like it's been a pretty rough month for me, but honestly it's not been that bad. I've actually got a load of work done, it just doesn't feel it because I've had like three 20k stories come at me back to back. It's been a bit of a struggle to man...