Summer time is here! What are we gonna do THIS month, gang? I'm taking some ideas from the crowd and throwing in some of the stuff I wanna do as well. Whenever you see some strange prompt in the middle of my polls, it's usually because I've had a fun idea about something and am looking for an excuse to write it. =P Let's make some magic!
2023-06-09 18:04:02 +0000 UTC View PostEvening all! I've just sent out the links to a newly updated story involving Samus Aran and also a couple of other ladies. It also features a commissioner's OC in the mix. Also, I sent out the links to a Chainsaw Man story last week, just in case anyone missed that. Hope you guys enjoy them!
I'm also gonna be throwing up the June poll pretty soon. Just gotta think of what to actually get on there. The obvious choice of a bunch of Street Fighter stuff is tempting, but I do still have s...
Hello all! Once again I'm darting in to get my monthly story out at basically the last possible moment. It is in fact May 31st here so it is the DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY. But I've actually been real busy this month. My uploads have been pretty spaced apart, but I do have have a bunch of stories that have been sorted out and are just in the editing phases now. Honestly, I've been quite happy with the sheer amount I've gotten done this month. There's been a lot of BIG stories coming, and I'm still...
2023-05-31 00:05:30 +0000 UTC View PostForgot to do a quick post about this story, but I've sent out the links to a new Kingdom Hearts story featuring a rather corrupted Aqua having some fun with Kairi, Xion and Namine. It's a pretty hardcore one compared to my usual output, hope you guys enjoy it!
I know I say this a lot but I do in fact have a ton in the pipeline right now, shouldn't be long before you start getting some more stories coming up. I'm working on like 3 different comms at once right now inbetween my Zelda shen...
2023-05-16 22:08:21 +0000 UTC View PostAlrighty guys, it looks like Zelda is taking the monthly poll. Not a surprise all things considered...also I think I totally forgot to set the poll to being exclusive to the $3 and above tier this time. Woops! Lewd_Stuprini strikes again!
But that leaves me with a number of potential options for stories. Just saying a "Zelda Story" feels a little open-ended when there's so much I could do so I thought I'd ask you guys to narrow down my playing field a little bit.
This poll, agai...
Hey everyone! First of all, the Patreon Poll for May is now live. Jump on over there and cast your votes if you're in the $3 tier. Got some fun stuff on there for ya!
Also, I have sent out the links to a new story that's just been uploaded. Got another fun Fire Emblem story that was a lot of fun to write. I always enjoy giving MILF's a bit of love.
Beyond that uhhhh not much! I finished the Xenoblades 3 DLC, that was really damn good. And we got Tears of the Kingdom coming out ...
Damn it's already May, that's crazy. Dunno how it's been for you guys but it feels like the year is flying by for me. But time won't stop the lewds.
As ever, here's a little selection of stuff for you guys to pick for the next Patreon story. It's another random collection of whatever has popped into my head recently, basically. If you guys ever have any ideas for poll options that you've wanted to see but have never shown up, feel free to tell me as well. Might jog my memo...
Heya all! Just a quick update to let you know I've sent out the links to the April monthly story now. It's the last day of the month but that still counts! It's another chapter of my long dormant Persona story, finally dusted off and brought back to the land of the living. Hope you all enjoy it!
The poll for the May monthly story should be up in the next few days as well, so hopefully I'll see you guys again for that soon!
The title is very descriptive for this post! There is a new Corrin harem story and the links are out now. Corrin has a lot of people swinging for him out there who want to make sure he gets his due after I screwed him out a dancer harem that one time. This time it involves the likes of Camilla, Orochi, Kagero, Rhajat and Charlotte in one big story that I hope you guys all enjoy!
As for me, the next story to come out will be the new Persona chapter. I'm gonna make sure to get it up befo...
Hey everyone! Feels like it's been a bit since I had an update, huh? I suppose at this point for me, taking longer than a week to post something is a bit of a stretch of time.
I've had a string of big commissions coming in lately, some chunky 15k pieces that've been putting me through the wringer. Sometimes a bunch of big bois all come at once, and it can be quite exhausting to get through them all in a decent pace. But man, they're some good ones. We've got Pink Materia, we've got so...
Heya all! Sorry for being a bit quiet lately. Been on the grind as ever, no issues there, but I ended up being a late in getting the poll up and letting you guys know about the new stories coming up thanks to a few family commitments and things to deal with. We're getting our guttering fixed! That's great! They smashed a chunk out of our window sill while doing it! That's not great!
So as you may have guessed from what I literally just typed, the new poll is up! Go ahead and vote if yo...
Sorry we're a little late! The timing of story posts and schedule updates ended up clashing a little so I'm running a tad behind. But anyways, here are your choices for the month of April! I really enjoyed writing my own little story last time so I've added a few slots for my own stuff, but I'm also adding in stories that people might want to see more of as well.
2023-04-05 20:54:32 +0000 UTC View PostWe got one hell of a double billing tonight! First of all is a story featuring a series I haven't actually done anything with until now. It's a Touhou story featuring an ultra-stud Marisa enjoying a birthday gift that half the women of Gensokyo seem to have come together to help with! Touhou has a bunch of girls I'd love to work with in other stories as well so this is a fun first step into it.
The second story is the long awaited Patreon voted story. Since both Goth and MILF ended up ...
Heya all! First up, there is a new chapter of my Naruto/Avatar story up. I haven't been able to send the links out just yet as I am away visiting family but will do so later tonight. Also as a reminder, if anyone is annoyed at the frequent messages with links, please don't hesitate to let me know and I can remove you from the mailing list. Just in case anyone was too polite to bring it up. :)
Also, I am going to be pausing the $5 tier later tonight as I have been unable to grant any ex...
Here we go with another story I haven't updated in quite a long time. Getting back to Mass Effect has been fun, plenty of ladies there that haven't gotten any love in my work for quite some time. I used to be obsessed with this series back in the day. I remember playing it through high school and being so damned excited for Mass Effect 3 that I stayed up late in university to finish it...and then I got to the ending and...
W-Well anyway! Here's a nice little Mass Effect chapter for you ...
2023-03-13 23:58:37 +0000 UTC View PostGood evening everyone! Just a short one here because damn it is late and I am ready to become deeply sleep-pilled. Absolutely determined to get my honk-shoo and mimimimi on.
But I have sent out the links to a new chapter of a Naruto story I did a while back! Yes, two Naruto stories in a row! I was not kidding, he is VERY popular! I've still got one more to go later, another chapter of the Naruto/Avatar crossover. That one is gonna be a lot of fun though, some good stuff planned for that...
2023-03-09 02:44:37 +0000 UTC View PostHeyo all! Happy March! I've got a big ass update today. A while back I was known as the Chun-Li guy, but lately I think I'm becoming known as the Naruto guy. A bunch of people want to see this ninja travelling around and getting with as many girls from as many series as there are stars in the sky. Not a problem with me...and my return to becoming the Chun-Li guy is in the plans anyways...got something fun in the schedule that I've been waiting a long time to get back to.
The links to t...
This may actually be the longest gap between me posting a first chapter and me posting a second. 18's Prime Directive came out in 2019 and gets a second chapter uploaded today in 2023! I've sent the links out to all patrons now!
Before February ends I'd like to get another story posted up, I'm currently working on a few commissions at once so got a lot of plates spinning at the moment. I will likely be putting a halt to any further comms being put on the schedule just so I can get throu...
2023-02-23 19:53:03 +0000 UTC View PostI say "February" but this one will almost certainly be going into March. I did manage to get both January stories out eventually, even with a bout of Covid trying to stop me! Gonna do things a little different this time and be a little more open-ended with the prompts. We're going for genres rather than specific stories or series this time. It's like a mystery box, you don't know what prize you'll get! Mainly I'm just giving myself a month where I can throw the net out a bit wider than usual ...
2023-02-23 19:50:16 +0000 UTC View PostHeyo all! I've just finished sending out links to two new stories. One went up a couple days ago, a short Patron story featuring BB from FGO. Short, sweet, and stacked.
More recently, as in a few minutes ago, I uploaded a new chapter of In Search of a New Mission. It is Valentine's based but didn't quite hit the actual date, but please do not let this get in the way of your enjoyment of sexy mega-hung ladies doing the nasty.
Anyway, Health Update? Yeah, I was considering if it...
Heya everyone! Yup, got another story fresh off the presses. This time it's a Genshin Impact story featuring everyone's favourite bottom-heavy mage, Mona. For my first Genshin story, she's easily one of the best choices. I hope I did her and her famously thick ass justice.
The links have been emailed out to everyone, as ever. I've got one more story in the pipeline for posting up on Valentine's Day, and then I think we're clear of the current unposted backlog...until the monthly patron ...
2023-02-11 21:54:17 +0000 UTC View PostI have had few "controversies" in my smut writing career, but there has been one. Long ago I wrote a story featuring Corrin enjoying himself with a harem of dancer girls from Fire Emblem. A lot of people liked it! But I ended up changing the story so that instead of Corrin in the staring role, it was Alear from the new Engage game.
This ended up upsetting a few readers who were fans of Corrin's and were sad to see him get replaced for Alear. I've actually kept a Google Document with the...
2023-02-09 23:00:29 +0000 UTC View PostEvening all! Just a quick update today to inform you of a new story I've just emailed out to all patrons. That damned Naruto is up to his usual tricks, this time set in the world of Avatar: The Last Airbender. A fantastic series and one I very much look forward to giving the weirdest, lewdest possible spin on!
Hope you all enjoy, and expect to be getting an email every few days for a while because I've got a little backlog of stories that are ready to start coming out. I haven't even u...
Good evening everyone! Sorry I've taken a bit longer to post my next update than planned, got quite a few different things in the pipeline so editing and posting has ended up taking longer than expected.
Got two new pieces for you today, and just fair warning, they're a tad spicy! Kirika's Dimension Hopping Harem Ch3 has more of what you'll have come to expect from that series. As mentioned in the tags in the email I've sent you to ya, it's got a bit of fetish content going on so make s...
2023-02-04 22:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostAhh, a good old spoiled brat story. So much fun to write. I'm such a sucker for that type of girl. As you might have guessed, that's the focus of this new story. The links have been sent out to all patrons now!
I've gotten back to a pretty good writing pace now so we're getting through commissions pretty steady. HOPING to get two more out before the end of the month but not gonna stress myself out too much if the second comes out a little past the start of Feb.
2023-01-23 00:24:38 +0000 UTC View PostAlrighty, here it is! The monthly story is up and posted, with the links sent out to all Patrons. Hope you guys like it!
I have also posted up the poll for the NEXT monthly story. Got some pretty interesting choices on there, and as usual the runner up of the last poll just in case. It is available to everyone paying $3 or more, so if you're looking to get your vote in, be sure to be in those tiers!
A day late! I'm ruined! They'll have me turn in my Smut Badge!
Alrighty, here are the options for the month. Once again I've added a few old stories, thrown in some potential characters, and just sprinkled in some of my own choices. There's really no rhyme or reason to the theme of these polls, is there? You'd think I'd be better at organizing them after all this time. YOU'D THINK WRONG.
2023-01-16 23:54:11 +0000 UTC View PostHeya all! Got a new big story and a new little story for ya. Both of their links have been sent out to all patrons. The little story is a quick Naruto one, giving you a much needed injection of ninja love before any of the bigger Naruto stories get an update.
The bigger story let me about MILF's for 8000 words. As has been mentioned by a commentator on one of my stories once, I write shockingly little Dragonball content despite having had a Dragonball character as my Patreon header for ...
2023-01-13 21:44:47 +0000 UTC View PostHeya all. Hope you're having a good weekend. I've just finished up my first RWBY commission! It's a series that has produced a ton of art and fics that I've loved for many a year now, so I've been glad to get the chance to dip my toe into it as well and add to the endless waves of RWBY smut that exists upon the high seas.
I've emailed the links out to all patrons just now. Also one other quick note. I believe I mentioned in a post last year, before Patreon made me delete them all, that ...
2023-01-07 21:41:23 +0000 UTC View PostHappy New Year, everyone! We're starting the year of with a new chapter of my FF7 story. I mean, ONE of my FF7 stories. I got a few going around at this point. I've sent the links out to patron PM's now.
Apologies for the delay, I know I said new stuff would be going up around the 1st but man, it has been really, REALLY difficult getting myself back into a work mood. Christmas was the first extended time off I'd had in a while and revving myself back into gear has been a slow process, b...
2023-01-05 00:26:08 +0000 UTC View Post