The back log is coming closer, hoping to get another couple knocked out in October, and even more in November and December.
Hot Sauce
One Shots
Bad Adaptations
Catching Porch Pirates
2022-10-17 02:10:56 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome back HWIDG fans the rotation continues and Tony is back, the studio is more festive, and more importantly we're talking about...
- Horror Movie Eye Violence
- Ghost Tours
It's a deep seated human need to protect our eyes. They're the windows to to soul, but more importantly without eyes it would be a lot harder to pee your name into the snow. And horror films exploit this need and turn it into fear by constantly showing horrible eye violence, now maybe you're like Tony ...
2022-10-14 01:53:28 +0000 UTC View PostTo make up for last weeks extended episode this one is truncated, but still packing all of the HWIDG spice you know and love. Uncle Buck is on the horn and this week we're talking about...
- Sideways Accusations
- Armchair Entertainment Directors
As humanity continues its slow decline into self destruction one of the earliest markers we missed for decades was the sideways accusation. Instead of being men who tell others how it is, we started trying to cushion the blow. Maybe th...
2022-10-07 04:36:15 +0000 UTC View PostThe internet holds for another day in a third world country, and out friend Joel Chaco is back again to burn off 5 years of back issues starting with,
Bad Shuffle Algorithms
Puerto Rico
We all have favorite songs, and favorite artists, and there are those songs we can listen to over and over again. Too many times and it drives you crazy. Science can't even begin to understand how Starlord did it for all those years with just one cassette. In a perfect world you'd hear a song on...
2022-09-29 23:12:42 +0000 UTC View PostAfter weeks of fill ins, Tim is finally back and all the complainers suddenly realize how good they had it as we sit down and talk about.
Too Many Second Chances
Wiccans
Ezra Miller may be a sexual pervert, a woman beater, the leader of a cult, and groomer, but damn it there just isn't a better choice for the Flash. I mean who could possibly play and autistic sped who keeps screwing up his own life by trying to prevent screwing his own life? That guy on the CW show that every...
This week on the show Tony from Hack the Movies joins the rotation as a regular co-host. We catch up on some of life's happenings, Tab's new art endeavors, and what movies really suck. More importantly we're talking about.
- Pasta Face
- Breaking Bad News
In a world where you can be cancelled for voicing a minority that you aren't 100% there is one demographic that seems to be completely overlooked for poor representation, Italians. It's odd isn't it, like we want to create re...
2022-09-16 01:18:47 +0000 UTC View PostDisclaimer: There was an error with one of the sound devices going into Stream Yard this week and my track is way over driven compared to Buck. It's rough but listenable.
Welcome back to the Band Uncle Buck for this 302nd edition of HWIDG. It's great to have the founders back on board. And this week we're talking about...
Mic Bleed
Uppity Sound Guys
Often times when you jam too many mics into a small space you end up getting the sound one mic is specified for into anot...
The end is only the beginning. Introducing the new and improved HWIDG. With a rotating stable of hos, I mean co-hosts, HWIDG is reborn and the best way to be reborn is to bring back the father... Joel Chaco. This week talking about;
- Fishing
- Mundane Nightmares
It's Friday, you own a pond, and it's time to eat fish. Yet the fish, they mock you. They come to the side of the pond, and run. And here you are fishless and alone. Why? Why did we decide those ugly monsters in the wa...
2022-08-27 04:00:56 +0000 UTC View PostCompanies Lying to you
Reality TV Time Tables
Final fantasy 15
Jimmy John's
The march towards breaking even continues with the March Recompense. This time we're talking about...
Power fantasy
Scheduling
IRL Tetris
Short form TV
More to come
There's no before, but after, we tear this movie apart. While most reviewers are giving this movie a pass for being not quite as bad as The Predator. We think they were snowed. Listen and find out, does Prey Suck?
2022-08-27 02:38:35 +0000 UTC View PostThis is it folks! We've hit a massive iceberg and the ship is sinking. Women and children first! Make sure to tip the musicians and don't forget to toss any valuable jewelry into the ocean! You never know when some hack billionaire movie director will want to fill the hole left in his heart where his soul should be on multi-million dollar underwater expeditions to the crash sites of podcasts! If you had a steamy romance and lovingly drew a boudoir portrait of your lover lying on a chaise loun...
2022-08-26 18:10:40 +0000 UTC View PostBoy let me tell you what, if you weren't there to see the fight of the century live and in person, then I can only hope this recording is a fraction of the ferocity that our two combatants had when they stepped into that ring. Thanks to Andy and the Air Compressors for the live music, and thanks to Hank's Auto for the free oil changes and tire repairs during the show. Reminder: Hank's Auto is not liable for any accidents that may have arised from Hank's Brand Patch-Em-Up Value Tires. Until ne...
2022-08-18 03:14:38 +0000 UTC View PostIntroducing Here's What I Don't Raft, the only authorized podcast white-water rafting trip on the eastern seaboard. For only $299.99 plus rental costs, you can join the HWIDG crew on the wettest, drunkest ride of your life, aside from that one time in college. Order now and you can secure a guaranteed tip-over by the crew. Order the platinum package for $499.99 and you'll get the official 2023 HWIDR beer koozie and :
- Having Your Cake and Eating It Too
- Zipper Morons
- Not Swing...
HWIDG Presents: Cool Off! The worlds biggest pool park! Sponsored by PepsiCo. With over 500 acres of Summer fun, Cool Off is the U.S.'s top destination for water-based fun! Featuring two separate 300-foot high water slides, a wave pool with guaranteed "Baby Ruth" floaters, and don't be embarassed about peeing in the pool when you visit the Piss Tub! Or swing on over to our own CIA Blacksite for a good old fashioned public waterboarding! But, for all those adrenaline junkies, forget dolphins, ...
2022-08-03 03:12:24 +0000 UTC View PostThis summer, prepare for a new twist on an old favorite. When his basement floods in a freak superstorm, regular guy Tab is transformed into: The New Aquaman! Goodbye spandex and talking to fish, hello commanding sharks to attack local government and nailing sexy mermaids! From the team that brought you the John Wick series comes a blockbuster that is almost too big for the big screen! Starring Rich Evans as The New Aquaman, Jon Lovitz as the villainous Handlebreaker, and featuring a... 2022-07-28 04:23:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Same Naming
Slow Close Toilet Seats
It's Just Like That Thing You Like
Getting Jerked Around
This is a late minisode making up the one for March. More to come!
This week's episode is brought to you by the Internet Sloth. Once in a blue moon, he comes out of his hiding place and relocates to the internet connection of a random podcaster. He then spends his days hand delivering each packet of data lovingly, at a speed of approximately 0.0000001 MPH. Thanks Internet Sloth! We reward you with:
- Holding the Joke Too Long
- Star Trek Cocktails
- No Higher Authority
- Yard Signs
Look, here's a joke. It's a little funny. It's not a gu...
2022-07-22 03:25:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome back to HWIDG, where this week we attempt the show under the craziest conditions yet! We've got flaming hoops, trampolines, canons, and explosions galore! Will you be able to hear us? We don't care! Bring your grandmother, bring your kids, bring your dog, bring the lady you're cheating with, we don't care, just bring them and we'll dazzle them with pyrotechnics, a dancing bear, a dying man's last words, and a monster truck jumping over thirteen busses! If you order the special VIP pac...
2022-07-15 03:12:16 +0000 UTC View Post
We're making up February's Minisode with this one, only 6 more until the official end of he Podcast. This is also likely to be the last in person episode before the end of the show, so enjoy that as well.
Cop Driving
Not Movies Anywhere
Ruining the User Experience
The Audacity of Youtubers
This was recorded 2/15/2022 and I massively fucked up in not releasing it, but here it is today. We've got 6 more Bonus Episodes to make up before the show officially ends, so stay subscribed to your patreon feed.
Not Watching the Super Bowl
Honkers
Dinosaurs
Giant Meteors
Jack Reacher Series
Look! In the sky! It's a bird...no, a plane...no it's THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF HWIDG AND IT'S HURTLING TOWARDS EARTH AT AN ALARMING BUT VISUALLY COMPREHENSIBLE RATE! The horror! Look, it's splitting off into smaller pieces including:
- Snake Oil
- Arrested Development
- Incomplete Box Sets
- Double Think
Look at this impressive specimen of a human. Large chest, symmetrical features, tall but not freakishly so. You too can be like them for the low, low price of your soul. J...
2022-07-08 03:41:08 +0000 UTC View Post
This week on HWIDG we've ordered a truckload of beef and we're flinging it right into your faces! But uh-oh what's that? Is it the British Meat Industry? No, it's not, yet somehow, a bunch of horse got lumped in there! Well don't worry because we're serving you that too! Two great tastes that taste great together! Horsebeef!
- ISPs
- Pills
- Pop-Ups
- Being Behind The Curve
In this day and age the internet is a necessity. Like water, or shelter. Even hobos that don't have...
2022-07-01 02:39:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Unsatisfying Endings
Fake Movies
Parking
Leaving It Up To The Fans
This week on HWIDG, we get our yearly check up from Doctor Andy! It's weird that his office was in an abandoned building, but hey the parking was free! Now that I mention it, Doctor Andy was a bit weird. His hands were very clammy and his breath smelled like bathtub gin, and he didn't use any lube when he checked our butt. Dentists usually don't do that. Anyways he says we should stick to a healthy diet of:
- Poster Sizes
- Uppity Contractors
- Property Management
- Superglue<...
We're cleaning out the cobwebs here at HWIDG, getting ready for the big move. So far we've found 12 dollars in Vietnamese dongs, a copy of the VHS from The Ring, and half an uneaten burrito that was somehow still good. So clean out your closets and let us know what weird things you find!
- Labor
- Homogenization
- Anti-Violence
- Tape Guns
I greatly appreciate guys that can break their bodies day after day for years, earning minimum wage or just above it. We need those p...
2022-06-10 17:53:57 +0000 UTC View Post
This week on HWIDG we get WEIRD. How weird? Just slightly. That's right, it's the sane amount. Too weird and we go off the deep end and start covering serial killers like a bunch of Creeps. You don't want to go too weird. People are freaked out by it. You want just enough for people to recognize it, but not be disgusted by it. A lot like your face.
- Server Lectures
- Still Falling For It
- Fish Bees
- Saying Never
I know the old trope of "I'll be a waiter while I'm a s...
2022-06-03 01:43:22 +0000 UTC View Post
The rumors are true folks! HWIDG is going away soon. It's been a good run, but Tab has decided to go off and become a dairy farmer in Wisconsin so he can be closer to his father, Rich Evans. Also harming the recording schedule is a slew of serial handle-related assaults and cipher messages that are gripping the Southwest. So enjoy it while you can folks, and remember, you can't rise from the ashes like a phoenix if you don't first burn out in a blaze of glory!
- Farewell Tours
- Card...
In this special Holy episode of HWIDG, Tab is back from Mecca and boy did he have a great time! He tells us all about his quest for Abieg, and how many big hills he encountered. Now, my Rhinestonian brothers and sisters let us pray for a quality episode filled with many issues, like:
- Wheelchair Guy
- Stupid Suggestions
- TV CG
- Nailing It
Some people are dealt a shit hand by life. Most of us feel like that every now and then, but some truly are. In society we generall...
2022-05-20 00:42:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to an extra relaxed episode of hwidg. we've been working hard and hardly sleeping, so we're keeping it low-key as the kids say. Join us in relaxing, maybe pour yourself a nice glass of something strong and dip into a bubble bath seductively like you're a classy working girl. Send pics pls.
- Strawberries
- Social Media Filler
- Weird Wait Staff
- Past Due Compliments
All this and more on this week's so-close-yet-so-far episode! Don't forget to join us on discord, ...
2022-05-13 04:10:44 +0000 UTC View Post