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Bonus Episode 53 - White People Spicy

The time has come again for us to put aside our hate and do the thing everyone does when they hit their 30s, start talking about food. Well food and also,

Music Medleys
Movie Commentaries
Upgrading Old Files
A Well Packed Bag

Seamlessly blending two songs one into another is a skill that a lot of DJs don't have. Doing it for 8 songs in a row, now that takes some skill. Why don't they do it anymore, why has the artistry disappeared? Listening to the radio would be a lot mo...

Episode 225 - You Get Bean! (feat. Crippled Jesus)

This week on Mighty Ragin' HWIDG Rangers... the mysterious Fifth Issue! When former-Ranger-turned-villain CJ returns with his own issue to join the other four, chaos ensues! Can the HWIDG Rangers combine their powers to defeat CJ, or will an even greater threat appear? Find out on this week's Mighty Ragin' HWIDG Rangers!

- Burying the Source Material
- Self-help Articles
- Addiction Shaming
- Too Long a Waiting Period
- "I'm Not a Fan, But..."

It is it lame and hoity...

Episode 224 - Get Funged

This episode of HWIDG is brought to you by aliens. They're out there somewhere. Observing us. Watching us flail around in our digital infancy, laughing at our continued use of physical munitions, and betting on what dumb thing we'll send to space next instead of, you know, ourselves. Whether they be little green men, tall greys, or badass avian-insectoid C-SEC officers you wanna bone, we will come in contact with them one day and we will learn that all that we humans have to our names are: 2021-03-10 20:02:15 +0000 UTC View Post

WandaVision - Review

This was supposed to be a Before & After, but I majorly messed up and deleted the before. So instead it's just and in depth review of the show as a whole and what we would do to fix it. If you didn't watch the show give this a listen and see if it's worth your time. 

If you'd like to suggest more series to commentate or review leave us a comment below!

Tab and Tim Watch - WandaVision Episode 9

Welcome back former Marvel Fans. It's almost done, only 42 minutes of shit and 2 post credit scenes separate you from the end of this hell on earth known as WandaVision. Nearly everything we predicted comes true, and the take away? None of this matters, so strap on your favorite Kevin Smith Crying Attire and get ready for another garbage episode of WandaVision.

March Movie Voting - Last Chance!!!

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Episode 223 - Flamethrowers and Skateboards

Check out the video version of the episode! 

Have you missed out on the last 222 episodes of HWIDG? Well, congrats! Because this is our big recap episode! That's right, we're recapping every past issue we've had so you can get caught up in time for the big finale next week! Oh and you devoted listeners? You'll still have to tune in for the new issues this week that we've interspersed throughout the 39 hour episode...

Tab and Tim Watch - WandaVision Episode 8

On this episode called "Previously On..." we literally recap the character arc for Wanda, and still don't know her motivations. We only just find out that there is a bad guy. This is a bad series and I directly attribute that to women writers, they don't understand cause and effect. Fortunately there's only one more of these poopers.

March Movie Voting

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Minisode 37 - Thin Layer of Filth

It's time for nitpicking, so get your tweezers and impotent rage, we're complaining about:

Post Snow Dirt
Cool Cover Bad Content
Doritos
But I need That

I don't know what it is about snow, but it's filthy. It catches every speck of dirt in the world and then deposits it on whatever it can touch. Mostly cars. Driving around you see all of these cars just coated in a layer of scum that you never see any other time of year. You'd keep the car cleaner on a dirt road.

Yo...

Episode 222 - The Two Hundred Twenty-Second One

Welcome back HWIDGets to this week's episode of HWIDG where we're trying video again. Available to all Patreon Supporters! This week we're talking about.

Catching the Tail End
Bitter Cold
Liars Using Stats
Sharknados

Nothing is worse than finding something new to you, only to learn that it's almost over. Be it a TV show, a new brand of food, or catching the last 20 minutes of a movie. Maybe you can get ...

Bonus Episode 52 - Who's Hosting This Anyway

Here we are again fans another month, another discussion that isn't about how much we hate Anthony Fauci. Instead we're talking about.

Alphabetizing Movies
Who's Line is it Anyway?
Good Internet
Troubleshooting the Problem

There are a lot of great ways to organize things, and stores don't know how to do any of them. Fortunately at home it's much easier, because I have a shelf and a rudimentary understanding of reading.

Most shows these days suck, that's why we keep ...

Tab and Tim Watch - WandaVision Episode 7

I hate this show, and I hate the office.

Episode 221 - Walking on Water (ft. Crippled Jesus)

Well, they finally did it. Nuclear winter is here. Prolonged subzero temperatures, massive snowfall, rolling blackouts, and rationed milk sandwiches. But HWIDG will not let some frozen water stop us! We've each got three pairs of socks on and have filled the studio with a dozen space heaters! And with Tab's endless supply of whiskey we'll keep warm until the ghouls break in. So join us as we keep our minds off the frostbite setting in by discussing:

- Not Letting Go
- Poorly Constru...

Tab and Tim Watch - WandaVision Episode 6

Welcome back DC fans to another all new episode of everyone's favorite Marvel TV show exclusively available on Disney Plus, and during the beginning of 2021. This week we get into some wacky hilarity with a spoof of Malcom in the Middle. What's going to happen at the Halloween Carnival? Who gives a shit? All that and more on another episode of WANDAVISION!!!

Episode 220 - Shop Class

Welcome to your first day at HWIDG High, freshies! Rule number one: no running in the halls! That's what the provided rocket skates are for. Rule number two: there will be ABSOLUTELY no math of any kind done on this premises, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! If I catch just one of you little snots adding 2 and 2 or multiplying 67 by 13, it's automatic detention! For all of you! Rule number three: Handlebreaking 101 is canceled today because no one can get into the room. Rule number four: finish your wh...

Tab and Tim Watch - Trading Places

It's time to send Orange Futures TO THE MOON!!! This movie is just like today! Also there are a lot more breasts in this movie than I remember as a kid, because I only ever saw it on TV. So get your life savings together, it's time to trade places.

Tab and Tim Watch - WandaVision Episode 5

Welcome back Marvel fans to a series that now seems to have a coherent vision, a WANDAVISION! WHOOOOOOAAAAAA!!!! Yes. We're joined by asian cop and big tits puritan for their uninteresting exposition dumps inbetween scenes from the 80s. Also X-Men quicksilver is here, for some reason... Yeah can't wait for this shit to be over.

February Movie Voting 2021

The time is now to go vote, of course we flooded the voting with wanting to watch Dumb and Dumber, but we'lllet you plebes think your voice matters. HAHAHAHAHAH!

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Episode 219 - AMC 401K

SELL, SELL, SELL! It's time to sell all your shares in all companies you have shares in and BUY, BUY, BUY the brand new stock HWDG. This mysterious company that just went public is HOT, HOT, HOT today and could be the next Red Lobster or Lowe's! No one knows exactly what they do yet, but we CAN tell you that they promise that for every share you buy they will donate one perfectly cooked medium-rare steak to two lucky men chosen completely by lottery. This just in: the owners of HWDG have just...

Tab and Tim Watch - WandaVision Episode 4

Welcome back marvel fans to the show nobody is talking about. WandaVision. This week we take a break from the cringe worthy attempt at aping classic sitcoms and return to the real world to try and pretend this series has a plot. Tab and Tim talk about plot structure and why this show isn't good at it and then they pitch a better idea for the show.

Check it out!

Minisode 36 - Alternate Sponsor

To make up for the yearly missed minisode, Tab brought a heaping helping of mini issues this month. Tim could only muster up 2, I don't know why since he had November and December off, he should have had 6 mini issues, but I guess he just doesn't care about the fans, something he does care about though...

No Pop Filter Podcasts
A Lack of Volume Normalization
Minivan Emasculation
Slick Sheets
Deli Meat Smell on Your Fingers
Giving You Work as Gift

Put a fucking pop ...

Episode 218 - 35 Second Hello

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

- Used Item Decency
- The Repair Hole
- r/MandelaEffect
- DRM

Ever seen an episode of Hoarders? It's nasty. People living in muck and filth, with bugs eve...

Tab and Tim Watch - WandaVision Episode 3

We're flashing forward to the 70s and this time we get a wacky pregnancy episode is Vision going to miss the birth? Will Worf be available in his stead? What inconsequential event is part of the bullshit mystery box this series is built upon? Find out in an all new WandaVision an show so terrible critics are RAVING!

Play Times
0:00 – 6:53
Didnee Pluh – 6:56

Episode 217 - 8K Argonian Dongs

January 20th of 2021 will be a day in history remembered for hundreds of years. It will be known as the day that hope triumphed over darkness and evil. For too long have we waited for such a man to guide us through these dangerous times. On Wednesday he awoke, just like any of us. He was just a man, but he went to sleep that night as a hero. It was around noon when it happened. Our soon-to-be-hero entered the place of ceremony and awaited his chance. He swore an oath that he would complete hi...

Tab and Tim Watch - WandaVision Episode 2

Episode two is here and with it we move into the 60s, but you can't really tell because this show isn't good at time periods. In episode 2 Vision gets hammered and Wanda wears an outfit that is 10 degrees off of flattering. We discuss film making of the era, and why this upsets us, and how we wish pleasantville was made into a TV show.

Tab and Tim Watch - WandaVision Episode 1

Here it is folks, the shambling corpse of the MCU for all your China Approved viewing pleasure. We'll have a Before and After coming once the season is over, but if you want to watch along we're doing that too. This week's episode is from the 50s and boy does it suck. Something spooky happens at the end, and it has 7 minutes of credits, that's not a joke. So sit back relax and enjoy your soylord corporate content! With WandaVision!

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Episode 216 - Bonus Bit

We had Buck do a reading of Tim's Letter as well. But it was also a bit of a process to even get Tim's take done. All the while Buck is talking and nobody can hear him. So check out this little tease of how the sausage was made.

Bonus Episode 51 - Wife's Boyfriend Approved

Welcome back fans as we try to get closer to a regular release schedule again. Here is the first Bonus Episode of 2021, and we're talking about.

Normalizing Breakfast
Nintendo Switch
Having a Studio
Celebrity Look Alikes

Food is weird we have specific foods we reserve for specific times of day, breakfast menus, lunch menus, dinner menus. Throw off the shackles of food repression and eat Breakfast Foods any time of day, there are dozens of us, DOZENS!

I was skeptical...