XaiJu
Astrogoblin

Astrogoblin

patreon


Astrogoblin posts

Monster Hunter Part 2 - Patreon Gameplays

Charlotte and Jacob hunt down an irritating dinosaur.

View Post

*FREE* Monster Hunter Part 1 - Patreon Gameplay

The first of many Patreon exclusive gameplays! Like any good dealer, we're offering the first episode of each series for FREE. As long as you're a follower of the Patreon, paid or not, you'll get access to Episode I.

And Episode II is available right now for paid members. So get on in here, baby!

Be on the lookout for more Monster Hunter (plus some other games we actually enjoy playing).

View Post

Emulator Hell - UNCUT

This is one of those uncuts that is a WAY different vibe than the published video.

View Post

Charlotte's last video - Ad Free

Heed! When the blood moon rises, a Patrick must get the poison out. If his nightmare isn't made photoshop, it's terrible grotesquity will take residence in the hearts of men. Should the Patrick not dispense of his poison in video format, then hide your wives and hide your swine. No sow is safe. Heed.

We've got merch! Patreon members get 10% off https://astrogoblin-shop.fourthwall.com

View Post

Astropodlin 39: Flight Butt Wipe Death

We discuss the merits of "shooting meth" as well as the hazards of large men on Taiwanese planes.

View Post

The Comment 'Shop - Episode 41

Our sandwich meters are fully depleted. What can fill them up???

View Post

Comment ‘Shop Prompt 41

How might we be tickled today? Is there a code to be cracked? A solution to be sought? Can our hunger for prompts truly be slaked by a specific flavor???

View Post

Hunting Nazis feels better than ever - AD FREE

Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken,
drei Ecken hat mein Hut.
Und hätt er nicht drei Ecken,
so wär’s auch nicht mein Hut.

View Post

Sniper Elite: Resistance Part 1 - UNCUT

Poppin' nazi balls: raw and uncut.

View Post

Monster Hunter Wilds - UNCUT

The Fourth Goblin returns.

View Post

Our fourth member has been REPLACED - AD FREE

"Peter, is your social worker inside that Lala Barina?"

View Post

Astropodlin 38: Getting Quuuuuuckolded

I don't know where I was going with that title but... I'm really happy with the end result! Okay, enjoy the episode!

View Post

The Comment 'Shop - Episode 40

A major revelation occurs in this episode.

View Post

Patrick brought us candy from Mexico

Patrick's back with a full sack (of Mexican candy).

View Post

Comment ‘Shop 40 Prompt

The Comment ‘Shop is its 40s! Let us celebrate with an outpouring of sloppy prompts.

View Post

Over the Hedge - UNCUT

You're getting y'all's money's worth with this one, folks. While it is one of our shorter uncuts, this slop is nutrient rich.

Bon appetit, mon ami

View Post

Our PC could be ruined forever - Ad Free

You like hedges? I can get you over hedges.

We've got merch! Patreon members get 10% off https://astrogoblin-shop.fourthwall.com

View Post

Weird conservative Oscars reviews

Hollywood has gone WOKE!!

Luckily the worst person at your PTA meeting has seen all the nominees, so you can make an informed decision on what to see, and what to skip

View Post

Common Sense Media Oscars - UNCUT

Hollywood has gone WOKE!!

Luckily the worst person at your PTA meeting has seen all the nominees, so you can make an informed decision on what to see, and what to skip

View Post

AstroPodlin 37: Hot Browns

Witness the possible inception of a new Animorphs-based podcast.

View Post

This week's podcast delayed

Hey all!

Due to some scheduling conflicts we'll be releasing the podcast on Friday instead of the usual Thursday. In the meantime, check out Rainforest Rain Sounds for Sleeping or Studying - White Noise Rainstorm 12 Hours

View Post

The Comment 'Shop - Episode 39

This Comment 'Shop is a process. Pack thine bags.

View Post

Meet Joe Gundam

This is the prequel to a video that almost didn't happen.

View Post

ASTROGOBLIN LIVE - Monaco 2

We're doing a sponsored stream today. Bring your loved ones!

View Post

Comment ‘Shop 39 Prompt

Speak truths to us, so that we might make them into lies…

View Post

Browsin' Patrick - UNCUT

This whole video wasn't meant to be.

View Post

We're being forced to play mobile games - Ad Free

Patrick was given the offer of a lifetime by his coworkers, but they were furiously and definitively rebuked.

View Post

Is Charlotte allowed to say that? - Ad Free

Astrogoblin is grateful to the generous contributions of the Not Bill Just Melinda Gates Association. With their help and the help of other generous benefactors we're able to find all new ways of expressing the absolute dumbest crap.

View Post

Avowed - UNCUT

Astrogoblin is grateful to the generous contributions of the Not Bill Just Melinda Gates Association. With their help and the help of other generous benefactors we're able to find all new ways of expressing the absolute dumbest crap.

View Post

AstroPodlin 36: Things Jacob Likes

What does Jacob like? Are there things he does not like? the things he likes- how much does he like them? Crack open this fresh cask of 'Podlin to sup of our meager chatter.

View Post