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PEAK - UNCUT

See if you can count how many Pennies from Heaven are in this uncut video.

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Jacob's Jedi Library

Jacob has a box of old Star Wars books and there's weird treasures inside them.

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Astropodlin Update

Due to some back-to-back Goblin travel, there won’t be a podcast this week. As a hearty substitution, there will be a video delving into Jacob’s stinky pile of childhood Star Wars books instead!

The podcast shall return on July 31st!

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 60

Charlotte and Jacob 'shop away while Patrick's off hunting the white rhino.

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Comment ‘Shop 60 Prompt

Give us a nice stinky prompt. Fill out trough with your gruel.

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Somehow we fixed Elon Musk - Ad Free

The worst man on the planet gets the Goblin Deluxe Treatment

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Repair Shop "Elon Musk" - UNCUT

Yes yes hrm um yes ha hah well yes and so very epic hm hrm um ok ah uh huh

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How did Disney get away with this? - AD FREE

Darth Travis was a dark lord of Xanax, so powerful and so wise.

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Tarzan: Untamed - UNCUT

The only thing that can stop a bad ape on Xanax is a good uncut ape.

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Astropodlin 56: Charlotte Fill Out Documents

More Reacher talk? Could it be??

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 59

You might be wondering, "if Jacob's driving, who's going to read the comments?"

Nobody! OOPS.

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Inspiration Slop - UNCUT

Army takes care of its pOwn

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This inspiration slop is the worst thing on the internet - Ad Free

Step 1: Serve your country
Step 2: Lose your legs
Step 3: Become CEO of Viatras
Step 4: Do poop inside of your pants

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ASTROGOBLIN LIVE - Death Stranding 2

Chiral Density. DOOMS. Fragile in name only. We're fragile, but we're not that fragile, but we're fragile in name only, It's the same thing. We're going to kill Dollman.

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we found a new guy - AD FREE

So they said, "Chris sits here to enjoy the movie." So I sat where Chris sat, I watch some Cow Guy Close clips, it was amazing. And I was thinking, Holy shit. This thing, Red One on this screen, with this technology, can be game over.

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Trump Phone - UNCUT

So they said, "Chris sits here to enjoy the movie." So I sat where Chris sat, I watch some Cow Guy Close clips, it was amazing. And I was thinking, Holy shit. This thing, Red One on this screen, with this technology, can be game over.

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Comment ‘Shop 59 Prompt

We’re shooting the next Comment ‘Shop early, so get back in the car and give us a prompt!

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Astropodlin 55: Super 8... Hot or Cube?

Minimalism's damaging effects on sci-fi? What does Jacob think is hot? Discussions abound!

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 58

Patrick has Photoshop madness.

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Patrick brought us Hawaiian treats

Don't worry, 90% of this video is us watching Reacher clips while chewing taffy into the microphone.

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King Arthur - UNCUT

We're experimenting with an audio-only Uncut experience.

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This game blew our minds - AD FREE

Are you guys excited to hear about Furia? Do you wanna know where it all started, where it all began with that dark character Cerdic?

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Comment ‘Shop 58 Prompt

In a Comment ‘Shop, details matter.

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Dune - UNCUT

BLESS THIS MESS AND HIS WATER

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The first all nude gameplay - Ad Free

Not ten minutes after we stopped recording, Charlotte and Jacob reequipped their stuff, rode out toward home, and were immediately set upon by a grandfather worm which ate and killed them. This video was made a great personal cost.

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Dune Awakening - Worm Chicken Prep

Bless the Reacher and His Clark Bars.

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Astropodlin 54: That Dark Character Reacher

It's a Reacher podcast! What more is there to say

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The Comment 'Shop - Episode 57

This is a Reacher show for the first 20 minutes.

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THE UNCUT WORKS NOW

Enjoy

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Repair Shop e1 - UNCUT

In a later story, Grimm celebrates his Bar Mitzvah, since it has been 13 years, the age a Jewish boy celebrates his Bar Mitzvah, since he began his "second life" as the Thing. To celebrate the ceremony, he organizes a poker tournament and invites every available superhero.

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