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JUDGE'S TOWER: SEASON FINALE

Once more unto the breach.

The last Judge's Tower for a while is here! How will the rules confound us this time?

Enjoyeth the show.

KICKSTARTER DISCOUNT DROP 2

Hi again,

The second drop of discounted signed playmats will take place at

4:55pm CST today, June 12th.

They will be $10 cheaper, but will contain the same amount of love as the full price version.

If you are hoping to grab one of these mats, please like the post (don't like it if you already have one/aren't getting one) so we can gauge how many to put out. If you don't end up with one this time, there will be more opportunities!

We want to keep this dea...

KICKSTARTER DISCOUNT DROP

Ahoy, matees.

The first drop of 3 discounted signed playmats will take place at 3:22pm CST today, June 11th.

They will be $10 cheaper, but will contain the same amount of love as the full price version.

We want to keep this deal exclusive for patrons, so we'll leak them out in small doses throughout the next month. It's set to three mats for this first time to test the waters.

Thank you for your continued support!

TOWER TUESDAY RETURNS + A NEW KICKSTARTER

Hey Patrons!

Tower Tuesday #9 premieres tomorrow, along with the new playmat Kickstarter! This one features Zach Kagan of the I LOVE YOU, MANA podcast.

Stay tuned to the Discord, as we'll be pinging patrons when we drop a limited number of discounted mats throughout the project. Kickstarter doesn't let us make a discount code, so we think this is the best way to get some patrons a disco...

JUNE 4 PATRON UPDATE + POLL

Greetings, Janklords! This is a loaded update.

TLDR: Boxing League Results, Spelltable Games this Sunday, John on GLHF, What’s Ahead, and a Brief Poll

BOXING LEAGUE

The dust has settled from the mighty cardboard war that took place over the last 6 weeks…and a victor has emerged. I won’t spoil it, 2024-06-04 16:01:35 +0000 UTC View Post

PATRON GAME DAY: 5/19

Hey Janklords!

Daniel misread the calendar, so patron webcam game day will take place NEXT Sunday, 5/19.

Sorry about that!

Sign ups, as well as boxing league standing update will be forthcoming this week.

Talk to you soon…

Budget Budget Commander: PAUPER EDH | Quest for the Janklord S3:E3 | MTG Gameplay

Glorious patrons. The time has come to wrest the sword from the face…or to try at least.

We’ll be making some minor tweaks to this video before unleashing it on the masses, but not for a few days—so you’re getting it extra early. We’ll update the link when the changes are made.

Until then, enjoy this long-awaited tale and a game of PAUPER EDH.

You rule.

New Episode Update and More

Greetings, Patrons. Happy May 1st. Let’s get down to business: 

THE SWORD IN THE FACE

The new episode is being toiled on as we speak. The gremlins are working hard to get this Pauper EDH monstrosity out the door and onto your screens. The goal is this Saturday, but they might need a few extra days to polish things up. Look forward to it!

PLAYMAT III

We have a new playmat, with art by patron and fantasy-art-extraordinaire Ch...

Boxing League Begins

Plastic and cardboard are strewn across the planet, the debris of ambition and creativity. Decks are built. The competitors are ready.

You will find updated rules and the Week One match reporting form on the Boxing League 2024 channel on the Discord.

The sign up for Sunday webcam games will be posted on patreon as locked posts throughout the day.

See you on the battlefield, Janklords.

Patron Game Day Moved to April 21st!

Ahoy Patrons,

We’re moving Second Sunday to the Third Sunday this month so we can line games up with BOXING LEAGUE.

Absolutely chomping at the bit to play some games with ya’ll.

Good luck at pre release this weekend!

See you soon.

Episode Update!

Hey Janklords,

Filming for the next story episode is COMPLETE.

In order to make the most of their time, the editing gremlins will be focusing all of their might on the episode. Therefore, there will be no Judge’s Tower this week.

We’ll see you soon!

JANKLORD BOXING LEAGUE II

Come April 19th, we'll crack open cardboard boxes to find new inspiration within.

Find everything you need to know about the upcoming Boxing League right here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/18p_olF4KOEnNtdpHNYSgwiLPZdaLyX2N5ukvTeSQAvs/edit?usp=sharing

Questions welcomed on here or by pinging Daniel on Discord!

TOWER TUESDAY #8

You know what time it is.

Giddy Up: Preview Video, Boxing League Dates, and More

Howdy patrons,

If you haven't seen it yet, our OTJ Preview Card video is out: https://youtu.be/J-ULmyHDAUQ?si=MCuvSIlBc3JRm84_

Become Munchee the Bounty Hunter as he pursues an outlaw to Grifter's Gulch.

BOXING LEAGUE.

Rules are being finalized, but here are details you can know right now:

• Boxing League will run from Friday, Apri...

  2024-03-29 19:53:26 +0000 UTC View Post

NO TOWER TUESDAY THIS WEEK

We’re working on the preview vid. We’ll be back with more torturous judgment next week.

Preview drops Thursday!

STUDIO UPDATE

TLDW:

• We’re working on the next episode. 2/4 shoots complete.
• Boxing League returns! Beginning in April. Details coming soon.

xoxo

Judge's Tower #7

Timmy is back in this week’s Judge’s Tower! Buckle up, it’s our longest game yet 😆

TOWER TUESDAY #6

Dylan returns (Tim will be back next week) to attain vengeance. Will he succeed?

Spelltable this Sunday!

Ahoy, 

Sign ups for game day are going out, staggered by tier, starting meow.

The theme is, once again, anything goes. Is there a theme in particular you'd like to play for April? Comment below if so! 

Magic Judge Plays Judge's Tower (Tower Tuesday #5)

Patrons!

The demon brought in a judge to teach us a lesson. Let’s see how it went.

xoxo

Tower Tuesday #4

Hey Patrons!

The madness continues.

We’re shooting more episodes this week, hit us up with questions in the discord!

JUDGE'S TOWER #3

Well hey there, Patrons. 

We hope your week is starting out well. Maybe watching us mess up in Judge's Tower will make it even better. 

BY THE WAY. If you're heading to MagicCon Chicago this weekend, head to the Discord and let us know in the official con channel. We'd love to see as many of you as possible!

xoxo, 

the dudes

TOWER TUESDAY #2

Patrons! Daniel here. Apologies for the delay on this week's Judge's Tower. The gremlins ran into some major technical issues with their editing PC and chaos ensued. Those issues, which have plagued them for a while, have now been permanently fixed. DEMON BE PRAISED. 

Thank you for  your patience :)

SpellTable & Deck Reward!

Greetings, Patrons. I hope you're having an enjoyable week. If not...I hope it gets better!

A few bits of news: 

1. The winner of the game-winning deck from the Vorthos Mike episode is...SULLY. Congrats, Sully. We'll be throwing your deck across the ocean tomorrow.

2. This Sunday is game day! And we don't mean the super bowl. For the first time since we began Second Sundays, the nefarious TIM is able to join for some games with you. S...

ICYMI: Tower Tuesday #1

And so it begins. The first installment of Tower Tuesday launches right meow.

We made a couple tweaks to the video we posted in January, so here's a fresh link.

Early access throw down.

Vorthos Mike brings the godfather's commander decks to the dungeon. Fun ensues. 

Enjoyeth the show!

P.S. We're giving this video a little room to breath before unleashing our weekly series. Tower Tuesdays will begin NEXT week. Thanks for your patience!

New Episode. Tomorrow.

Salutations!

The title is the message. See you soon. 

JUDGE's TOWER: Sneak Peek

Greetings, Patrons!

A new gameplay episode will be coming out in the next few days, BUT we wanted to give you a peek at the weekly content we'll be rolling out on Tuesdays starting next week. 

Behold: JUDGE's TOWER

Let us know what you think! 

The Second Sunday Approacheth

Hey patrons! This Sunday, Joe and Daniel (and possibly John) will be hopping on Spelltable to jam some games with you.

The link to the sign-up will be going out to each eligible level, in order, starting right meow. 

See you soon!

Questions, Answers, and a Reward.

Greetings, Janklords!

Happy New Year. I hope it's chill for you so far. Daniel here, with a bounty of good tidings.

QUESTIONS

Next Monday we'll be filming the first set of a weekly video series premiering later this month (I had originally mentioned these starting on Tuesday, January 2nd--my bad!)

This weekly series will be a chance for us to answer questions on a more regular basis. If you have anything you'd like to ask, whether it be about Magic...