HI, PATRONS!
We've filmed the game for our January episode (which will be a barn-burner), but the Demon wants to know what torturous gametype you'd like the dudes to play for the February episode. Format details below,
PreDH/Pre-Commander: The same rules as commander, but only cards printed prior to wizards making commander-specific products are legal. So New Phyrexia and back.
Pauper Dragon Highlander: Any uncommon creature (does N...
2023-12-27 18:12:17 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, Patrons. The story continues.
Enjoy :)
2023-12-20 20:30:10 +0000 UTC
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2023-12-19 20:51:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey Patrons!
New story/gameplay episode. Next Thursday. Except it's next Wednesday for you beautiful lot.
We had to do some reshoots and pickups for this one, hence its late-December arrival. But here we are at last.
Come January 2nd we'll be testing weekly gameplay content, and focusing primarily on story episodes. A (Post) Holiday Special will also come out in January.
Come 2024 we're going to make this show the best and most regularly-released that it can be. We wan...
2023-12-15 17:26:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey all,
The Second Sunday approaches! Sign-ups for game day will be sent out starting now, staggered to eligible tiers through tomorrow.
We can't wait to play with you again!
2023-12-06 19:26:37 +0000 UTC
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TLDR:
- New story episode is closing in.
- We’re testing new weekly content in the near future.
- We’re going to MagicCon Chicago. Are you?
xoxo
2023-11-29 23:58:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey, Patrons! Update, dead ahead.
- Our next story episode is halfway filmed and will release in November. It picks up where we left things allll the way back in August 2022 with Season 3, Episode 1: "Happily Never After". Finally.
- The game-winning deck from Don't Wake Demon #11 goes to....JORDEN DIXON. Woot and well done, Jorden. Thank you for your patronage.
- For those in an around the Twin Cities, you...
2023-10-30 17:47:38 +0000 UTC
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Behold: your early, ad-free access to a new episode featuring ComedIAN MTG and Dayton! We wanted to get this one out a few days ago but were met with some technical difficulties (gremlins obvi).
Enjoy this juicy gameplay, you glorious fiends!
2023-10-10 18:54:19 +0000 UTC
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Ahoy, Janklords!
Can you believe it's October already? Wtf.
Here's your news for the week:
- This coming Sunday we'll be getting Spelltable games in with Patrons! Sign-ups will begin rolling out to eligible tiers (Indulgent Janksters and up) starting today.
- A new episode comes out this week! This one is a janked-up battle between John, Joe, Dayton, and ComedIAN MTG!
- We're back in the stud...
2023-10-02 17:58:22 +0000 UTC
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Hey Janklords!
Daniel here with some brief updates for you:
Hullo, Patrons! Daniel here.
It doesn’t escape us how fortunate we are to be supported by so many generous and rad people. To better thank you for your support, we’re making a few tweaks and clarifications to our Patreon going forward. Below is a list of all tiers and what’s changing about them...
PATRON OF THE HARMLESS OFFERING ($1 + $2)
No changes. We still love you though.
QUESTLING ($3)
No changes. Wow, you’r...
2023-08-31 16:45:03 +0000 UTC
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Here’s your ad-free, early access to the latest story/gameplay episode featuring Cam and Dylan from PLAY TO WIN!
Enjoy 😈
-Daniel
2023-08-27 15:05:44 +0000 UTC
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Ahoy, janklords!
If you're anywhere near the Twin Cities (or feel like traveling??), the RSVP for Dungeon Party 2 on September 2nd is live.
Let us know if you can make it!
2023-08-22 18:26:13 +0000 UTC
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Ahoy, janklords!
On Saturday, September 2nd we'll be throwing a bash with patrons in the dungeon, which is located in Minneapolis, MN (rather, the PORTAL to the dungeon is there).
More details and an RSVP will follow next week, but we look forward to welcoming any who can make it!
P.S. A full story/collab episode has just completed filming, and will be released in the month of August. Get stoked.
-Daniel
2023-07-31 16:39:34 +0000 UTC
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Hey Janklords!
Behold…our very first preview card.
:)
2023-07-14 14:09:35 +0000 UTC
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How did this happen??
2023-06-20 21:25:59 +0000 UTC
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MAY 13th Update.
Pictured: Kelsey giving cancer the finger.
She’s home now, recovering from surgery. The kindness of friends, family, and strangers has been incredible. We’ll find out soon if chemo is needed. Celebrating a successful, but painful, procedure for now!
….
Hey Janklords,
Last month my wife Kelsey was diagnosed with breast cancer for the se...
2023-05-10 14:27:02 +0000 UTC
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Remember those wacky deck theme ideas you gave us back in March? Well, it's time to behold what you have wrought! This one goes public on Monday.
Thank you for contributing to our never-ending torture :)
We'll have an update on Monday with details about MagicCon Minneapolis and the #future.
Enjoy, janklords!
xoxo,
Daniel, on behalf of the Demon & co.
2023-04-29 21:56:58 +0000 UTC
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Hey Patrons!
An hour of devastation is nigh. Lot's of exciting things are approaching quickly! Here's the short and sweet of it:
- The gremlins are hard at work editing the April wacky-deck episode. No hard date as of yet, but it's less than a week away. It's a wild one.
- Boxing League begins this coming MONDAY! If you haven't yet, check out the details in the Discord, we've set up a channel just for the occasion. Everyone who ha...
2023-04-19 19:50:32 +0000 UTC
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Our first EDH Boxing League approaches. If you're interested, visit the discord for details!
2023-04-05 16:01:07 +0000 UTC
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The Wheel of Fate has spoken. Game-winning decks will be dispersed to the following Jankmasters (or higher tier) this week! If you're still waiting for a deck, it'll go out with these. We won't list the deck names in case you haven't seen the episode.
DWD #6: Gray Daze
DWD #7: Boooof
DWD #8: Flint Webber
May you enjoy this blessed jank, from our hands to yours.
2023-03-27 19:16:39 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, Patrons!
Dragon Shield challenged us to build Batman themed decks for our latest episode. Enjoy :)
2023-03-26 20:40:12 +0000 UTC
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Hey patrons,
For our April Fools’ episode, we’re going to do a wacky deck build—like “Chair Theme”, “People Looking Left”, etc.
We’d love your ideas for wacky themes! They could be art related or not. We’ll collect ideas in the next few days and then randomly select a theme for each of us.
Leave your ideas in the comments here. Can’t wait to see what you come up with!
P.S. If you’re interested in bei...
2023-02-27 17:33:29 +0000 UTC
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Janklords!
The new episode is here. Exclusively yours without ads until Friday 9am CST.
Enjoy!
-Daniel
2023-02-22 23:02:33 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, Janklords! I wish I made that pun on 2/2 :(
I. We've got a fresh helping of jank headed your way, either Tuesday or Wednesday depending on how the gremlins handle the rest of the edit.
II. The previews from March of the Machine have us scheming up another patron event. We'll be gettin...
2023-02-20 16:35:13 +0000 UTC
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Dear Patrons!
Experienced some technical difficulties today, but the new episode is here. It’s all yours, ad free till Thursday.
Enjoy! We <3 you!
-Daniel
2023-02-01 01:29:55 +0000 UTC
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***New episode will be in your faces on Tuesday, 1/31!
Greetings, beloved janklords.
We wanted to give you a heads up about our plans for January. Our UNFINITY episode is being edited right now, but due to it being a story episode (and featuring a special cameo), it's taken longer to get it all filmed. Rather than wait until it's finished, we'll be putting out more DON'T WAKE DEMONs in the meantime. You can expect a release ...
2023-01-17 21:53:53 +0000 UTC
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Season's greetings, janklords!
We hope you have a restful holiday, however and whatever you choose to celebrate.
Kind of funny that the episode we release on an actual holiday is not our holiday special, but here we are.
We hope this one makes you feel all warm and janky inside. It's all yours ad-free for the next 24 hours.
Have a great weekend!
-Daniel, on behalf of the demon & co.
2022-12-24 15:33:38 +0000 UTC
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Excuse me, Janklords. Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Vorthos Joe?
Year's end approaches, but you haven't seen the last of us yet! Life got a little wild last month, and delayed our machinations a bit. But we're just about back on track. Here's what's coming down the pipeline:
DON'T WAKE DEMON #5: Releasing this week. Definitely by the weekend.
HOLIDAY SPECIAL III: Some story shooting still ...
2022-12-20 18:24:20 +0000 UTC
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We're just going to keep using this picture of John for any reason whatsoever.
As the title says, we're getting caught up on some treats for our benevolent Patrons. So, without further adieu, here are the winners of the game-winning decks from 4 of the last 5 episodes! Each deck links to its list so you can see what you're getting.
(Reminder that Jankmasters and up are eligible for this perk)
2022-12-08 21:35:32 +0000 UTC
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