Hey Patrons,
Thanks for waiting on this one! We’ll be back more this month with some insane shenanigans never attempted before. At least that we know of.
In the meantime, we hope you enjoy this!
-the dudez
P.S. we’ll be getting caught up on deck giveaways in the next few days. The gremlin in charge of those was apparently just eating them. It has been sacked.
2022-12-01 22:53:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Playmats and content incoming!
2022-11-07 20:27:35 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re back with more jankish delights for you, dear patrons!
Enjoy 😈
xoxo
2022-10-28 20:03:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Revelations of our foul purpose.
xoxo
2022-10-20 19:49:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Patrons!
In our first of two videos this month, we've got another DON'T WAKE DEMON! This time, with a bit more demon.
We hope you dig it :)
2022-10-11 20:29:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, Janklords!
It's been a minute since the last update. I'll cut to the chase and give you the bullet points:
Janklord pre-release is back…this time, with a twist. Join the war for Dominaria HERE.
2022-09-01 18:53:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Ahoy, Patrons!
We're trying a new game-only episode format called "DON'T WAKE DEMON". The hopes are that, if people like it, we can get more games out there in between story episodes.
Let us know what you think!
Thanks, as always, for making this possible :)
2022-08-28 21:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Ahoy, Patrons!
Daniel here with a few fun items:
We had a lovely time in the dungeon with a handful of you this past weekend. Thanks for hanging out and slinging some jank with us. It was really fun to meet you in person and see what vile concoctions you brewed for the occasion.
(except for Alex's muffins and Jason's scotcharoos...those were both decidedly not vile)
2022-08-22 15:53:29 +0000 UTC
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The time has come to return to the Netherrealm.
Thank you for your patience as we dealt with some technical issues.
We’ll give you an extra day with this one to make sure you have the chance to check it out before wide release. It’ll go public on Thursday.
Enjoy, dear patrons!
xoxo, the demon & co.
2022-08-03 02:38:13 +0000 UTC View Post
We return on the wings of a demon this Tuesday, August 2nd. Thank you all for your support, love, and patience.
Also, we're having a little get together at the dungeon on Saturday, August 20th. If you're not exactly local but can make it to Minneapolis that weekend--let us know!
See you soon, janklords. xoxo
2022-07-29 16:19:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, fine Janklords.
We’ve returned from Tier1Con Malmö with smiles on our faces and fresh fire in our hearts. It was so lovely to meet a few of you across the pond, and we can’t wait to get to more in-person events in the future. It was truly a delight.
Now, on to business.
This week will be spent sculpting the piles of narrative footage we’ve amassed for the Season 3 premiere. I don’t want to underestimate what remains to ...
2022-07-10 14:57:27 +0000 UTC View Post
An update and some surprises.
xoxo
2022-06-22 14:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Janklords!
We're all COVID free and returned from vacation, so the work continues! We're finishing up some narrative filming on Sunday and Thursday of this coming week, and then we'll be off to the races.
Filming together again has been such a blast and we can barely wait to FINALLY share this episode with you. So close now.
Thank you for being along for the ride with us!
Talk to you soon,
Daniel, the demon, and co.
2022-06-10 17:33:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Janklords,
If you need a refresh on the story before the new season…this might be your jam.
Enjoy!
2022-05-26 22:23:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Janklords,
After successfully avoiding COVID these last two years, a few of us have come down with it--forcing a delay on production of our new episode. We are definitely bummed, but glad that the parties involved are alive and mostly well.
To be completely transparent, due to this and some vacation timing, we won't finish up filming until the week of June 6th. However, we have a lot done already, and I'll be working on editing so we don't have too much to catch up...
2022-05-13 16:56:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello my obsequious patrons,
It has come to the Demon's attention that a whole batch of the Wheelmaster's proxies were being held by one of the dungeon gremlins who liked them so much that he "claimed" them as his own. The proxies have been recovered. They will be in the mail in the next few days. The Demon offers his deepest condolences and will see to it that the gremlin is punished appropriately.
May your day be as vile as the night I was spawned,
-A humble se...
2022-04-29 00:48:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Hullo Patrons!
We just dropped a little tease for a new supporting cast member on the show: MUNCHEE. Munchee is one of the fabled gremlins that have long contributed to the demon's technological woes.
We have some fun footage of the making of Munchee that we'll release to you once the new episode is out!
SOME UPDATES
Intrepid Patrons,
Behold: our first in-person game in nearly a century.
It's not our prettiest effort (mismatched lenses, wonky angles, out focus humans, etc.), but we consider it a win--and a necessary step in cleaning off the cobwebs.
But now those cobwebs be cleaned. And it's time for us to annoint our new space with the first official episode. We're shooting that game TOMORROW. Narrative shoots happening the rest of April.
Special thanks to the l...
Greetings, Janklords!
We gamed. We filmed. We conquered?
Before I get into details, know this: I'm editing a new game for you RIGHT NOW, and you'll get it within the next week.
We've completed our first filming session in the new studio and we came away with a useable game! Just how useable is the question.
On the day of the shoot we ran into some camera & lens issues that led to a look we aren't 100% satisfied with for our big return...
2022-03-30 18:56:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Janklords.
The board is set…and the pieces are moving.
This Saturday, we’re shooting our first in person game since 2020.
(I can hardly believe I’m finally getting to type this)
Over the following weeks we’ll be shooting the narrative for Season 3, Episode 1. Barring any major setbacks, you can expect our return April 9th or 16th. We are so incredibly stoked.
Prepare yourselves. It’s the deep breath before the plunge.
2022-03-17 16:30:34 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, Janklords.
It is I, Daniel, purveying this week's bi-weekly update. The biggest news of the week,
Congratulations to the Imps for maintaining control of Eiganjo Castle. The victory was hard-fought, and won by the skin of their collective teeth. After 16 games played over the week, here's the final tally:
The Imperials - 11 Points
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Janklords!
Joe has been cooking up a new series: JANK BRAWL LEAGUE
In this series, legends from a set will go head-to-head in a single elimination bracket using Jank Brawl rules (only commons/uncommons in the deck, aside from the commander).
Decks are piloted by the dudes and YOU! In this first iteration of the series, winning Patrons from the Strixhaven Jankwizard Tournament last year were invited to participate. Congrats to the...
The time has come for the factions of Kamigawa to battle for supremacy on the hallowed grounds of the Janklord Discord server!
For more info and sign-up details, hit the link: https://bit.ly/neonjank
Sign up by tomorrow (Friday, 2/11) at 11am CST to get assigned to a faction!
Ahoy, Janklords! Daniel here with your tardy bi-weekly update.
I was at the studio last night with our set designer and things are shapeshifting into place quite nicely. I'm stoked by the mix of familiarity and freshness in the new dungeon, and I think you will be too.
Here's what's currently cooking in the Janklord's kitchen:
Hey Janklords!
Check out our first commentary track for some behind-the-scenes morsels on the latest episode. This is only for you!
If you dig it, let us know! If you do, we'll keep doing it for new episodes. And maybe old ones??
Enjoy :)
2022-01-28 21:49:15 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re recording the commentary track for the latest episode tonight! If you have anything you’re curious about from the game, story, or production, let us know here!
2022-01-27 19:10:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings to Janklords new and old!
Thanks for being here. You make us feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Now that the Age of Isolation is officially behind us (RIP to the OG dungeon), let's look to the future...to Season 3.
As teased at the very end of the latest episode, we're launching the new season within the first quarter of 2022. We aren't setting a hard date yet, in case we need some cushion to iron out the technical kinks.
H...
2022-01-18 23:14:51 +0000 UTC View Post
