Hey janklords! Around the time we launch the next season, we’ll be selling another playmat to continue funding the new studio next year. We’re also considering other limited items to have available during the campaign. Things like Janklord deck boxes, card sleeves, and tokens.
Are there particular items (the ones I mentioned included) that you’d be interested in wasting your money on? Curious what you think people would want us to make that’s cool and useful. Feel free to ...
2022-01-12 20:05:11 +0000 UTC
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The Rules Committee cometh!
Enjoy this last piece of webcam action.
Bear witness to the end of an age.
xoxo
2022-01-04 21:29:00 +0000 UTC
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Happy New Year, Janklords!
We hope your 2022 is looking up. You’ll be seeing more of us this year, at the very least.
New episode drops on this Tuesday, at long last. Can’t wait for you to see it.
xoxo
2022-01-01 16:26:35 +0000 UTC
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UPDATE TO THE UPDATE (12/23): I have a strong distaste for doing this to you, but due to some technical issues, the episode won't be fully cooked until early next week! Thank you for your patience. We promise it'll be worth the wait :)
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This week's update is a video. Far out.
xoxo
2021-12-15 20:20:22 +0000 UTC
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Hey Janklords,
December 11th is here and the ̶D̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ ̶S̶t̶a̶r̶ episode isn't complete. But we're close! Our effects were a bit delayed, but once we get our final shots back this weekend, and a few more solid days in--it'll be ready for you.
We're doubling our efforts, and I'll keep you posted!
Thank you for your patience :)
-Daniel, the demon, & co.
2021-12-10 13:33:25 +0000 UTC
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Hey Janklords! It's Daniel back with a bi-weekly update.
We hope you've been happy and healthy as we approach the holidays. It's been an odd but delightful feeling to be back in production mode, and we're very grateful for the opportunity to be doing this.
After filming some stuff a few weeks ago, we played a real-life game of commander (!!!). Our first in person game together since the pandemic hit. It was wonderful.
(Joe lovingly reminded us that Smothering Tith...
2021-12-01 15:22:16 +0000 UTC
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Hey Janklords! Daniel here with your bi-weekly update.
It's been a thrilling past week in the Netherrealm. We filmed a scene together, in the flesh, for the first time in almost a year. It was a bit too much fun (hence the "Joy to the Underworld title), and you'll see the results in less than a month. We have 2 more narrative shoots this week, and we. are. stoked.
Here be some updates:
-Starting in December, we're going to be recordin...
2021-11-15 21:28:52 +0000 UTC
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Janklords!
The Q&A episode is here. Thanks to all who submitted questions. If we didn't get to yours, fear not! We've got plenty for another one :)
PODQUEST Q&A
xoxo
2021-11-04 14:26:04 +0000 UTC
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Janklords,
You have our legit undying gratitude for sticking with us through this very slow period for us, content-wise. Thank you. Seriously.
As things get much busier around here, we wanted to instate a new thing: bi-weekly patreon updates. This will be a venue for us to communicate more clearly with you the specific goings-on in the Netherrealm from week to week. Or rather, from bi-week to bi-week.
Here's what Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar has coming u...
2021-11-01 23:03:15 +0000 UTC
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JANKLORDS,
Hi. You're incredible.
As we labour towards the triumphant rebirth of the Quest, we wanted to resurrect the podcast for a Q&A episode. If you have any burning questions you've wanted to ask the dudes, the demon, or the Wheelmaster--now's your chance!
Curious about the demon's favorite deck? Or what John eats for breakfast? (gruel, obvi)
Questions can be MTG related, or not. We'll collect Q's next week and answer what we're able.
2021-09-29 15:16:15 +0000 UTC
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Janklords,
Something stirs in the Netherrealm...the foul breeze of a pact unkept.
Our final webcam game will arrive soon. For fate will wait no longer.
The editors foresee the end of September. Your patience is treasured.
We'll keep you updated.
xoxo
2021-09-01 19:33:52 +0000 UTC
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Daniel has an update from the new dungeon!
TLDR
- The base flats are complete, thanks to our hero John. The rest of the crew also pitched in to construct the overhead rig—also know as, THE PLANAR BRIDGE.
- The cave walls are going up as I sit here and type this. OG set designer Nate Farley is back to lend his theatrical expertise to give the dungeon that new-car smell.
- The goal is to start shooting “S...
2021-08-03 00:15:12 +0000 UTC
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Hey all,
In light of some allegations that just came out regarding a guest, we’ve taken down our newest episode. This was a difficult decision, given the many people who poured their time and talent into production, but we feel it’s for the best. We’ll get it back up (likely in a different form) as soon as we can.
Thank you for understanding <3
P.S. Regarding our production pace, our next episode will be coming out much faster than the last few have. Sta...
2021-07-15 19:10:11 +0000 UTC
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Modern Horizons 2 is upon us! If you’ll be picking up a pre-release kit this weekend, stop on by the discord for some low-stakes pickup games. We’re offering good company and participation treats.
DETAILS HERE
2021-06-09 14:27:47 +0000 UTC
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Mighty Janklords,
We miss you. Life has kept us absent for longer than we’d like, but we’re on the doorstep of a new era for the Quest—mark these words.
A new episode, featuring Mana Curves and Erin “Dredge Queen” Campbell releases in June. Very likely Friday June 11th for you lovely lot. Get stoked, the jank is plentiful.
After that we’ve got 1 more webcam game with a legendary guest or two—and then...we’ll be in the new space, and back to live games again. ...
2021-05-29 14:52:16 +0000 UTC
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The demon calls upon YOU to do battle among the five colleges of Strixhaven!
WHAT: Our very own Strixhaven “pre-release” tournament.
WHEN: April 23rd-May 2nd
WHERE: Webcam or MTG ARENA
WHY: For fun, glory, and a chance for the winning college to appear on a forthcoming JANK BRAWL video series!
Get the full details and enroll here today: 2021-04-13 13:32:30 +0000 UTC
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Your patience hath been rewarded.
We had the distinct honor/pleasure/delight of slinging spells with community members that we really admire. The demon asked Princess and Rachel for jank...and they did not disappoint.
AGE OF ISOLATION PART III, VOL 1. is here!
Enjoy, janklords. Couldn't do this without you.
xoxo
2021-03-12 18:37:11 +0000 UTC
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Last night we filmed our final shot in the old dungeon.
When we started this Quest, our goal was to make something fun, that we enjoyed. And we dared to hope that a few strangers would enjoy it too. We didn’t imagine we’d be able to make more than a few episodes.
3 years on and the foam walls still stand with 13+ episodes under our collective belt.
That is, in large part, thanks to you. And the generosity of Daniel’s father, obviously—who is all to...
2021-02-25 22:50:07 +0000 UTC
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Glorious Patrons,
Behold a man who knows his way around a table saw as well as he does a counter spell:
Plans have been drawn and their realization has begun. John has been doing the lion's share of constructing frames for our new set the past few weeks. The demon tips a glass of Mind Drink in appreciation. Thank you, Johnny.
Our ...
2021-02-16 02:05:20 +0000 UTC
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It’s time for another JANK BRAWL on Arena.
On SATURDAY, 2/13 starting at 10:00am CST, we’ll be slinging spells, and we’d love it if you joined!
Check out the Herald’s Horn announcement channel on Discord for details.
Will you be our Brawlentine?
2021-02-07 16:13:26 +0000 UTC
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Yes, you read that correctly. SO MANY GIVEAWAYS!!! The gremlin in charge of the giveaway pustule had perished unbeknownst to anyone, and the giveaway duties transferred to the next gremlin without their knowing. Much torture has been assigned and as such the new gremlin made haste in getting these out to you as soon as he was made aware of his newly inherited post.
We will wait a few days to send things out in order for people to update their addresses if need be, so if that is yo...
2021-01-23 20:55:58 +0000 UTC
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PATRON SAINTS.
Happy New Year. Despite all its flaws, you made 2020 a little brighter for us. And we hope we could do that for you.
Enjoy HOLIDAY SPECIAL 2. There are a few hiccups in here that will be fixed for the wide release, but we didn't want you to wait any longer. Enjoy the madness.
We appreciate you. Here's to what's behind...and what's ahead.
xoxo,
The Demon & Co.
2021-01-01 00:44:44 +0000 UTC
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Patron Saints,
The demon is ever watchful for novel ways to inflict physical, emotional, mental, and financial pain upon the dudes. If you have a torture idea, head to the Torture Chamber channel on Discord to share what dark idea dwells in your jank-addled mind. It might appear as a torture in a future episode!
Stay tuned...a new episode is on the way.
xoxo
2020-12-18 15:14:59 +0000 UTC
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It’s time for another JANK BRAWL on Arena.
On SATURDAY, 12/5 from 9:00am-11:00am CST we’d love to casually sling spells with you!
Check out the Phyrexian Arena channel on Discord for details.
LET’S. GET. JANKED.
2020-11-24 23:40:24 +0000 UTC
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Hi! Just wanted to drop in and say hello. You are great, and we hope you're staying safe.
Talk to you soon. We're working on something...legendary for you.
xoxo, the demon & co.
2020-11-24 14:17:49 +0000 UTC
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Patron Saints!
We're back with another webcam travesty.
Thank you for your support. We hope you enjoy it :)
2020-10-31 00:06:56 +0000 UTC
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We are in the process of lining up a new product to add to our Etsy page, FINALLY!
The Demon is curious about a few things. First, the product is going to be a hat! We have narrowed it down to a few options. The first option is between a trucker style hat or a flat billed hat. The second option is what to have embroidered on it. We have it down to either the Mythic Demons Face image you see above or the text logo. We are curious about what people prefer! So your input will help us...
2020-10-21 18:46:42 +0000 UTC
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Dearest Janklords,
We've been a little quiet for a few weeks, but rest assured...we have not been idle. What follows is a delectable assortment of announcements and gifts.
1. AGE OF ISOLATION PART II APPROACHES. That's right. Did you think we were resting on our cinder-laden laurels? You'd be forgiven, if so. Nay, we're deep in the edit of the next episode, and it will be visited upon you next week. If you're in the market for some hot BTS, here's a non...
2020-10-20 15:01:43 +0000 UTC
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GLORIOUS PATRONS!
The time has come. Our limited run playmat has been unleashed!
Check it out!
2020-09-13 15:00:24 +0000 UTC
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Hello, wonderful humans.
At long last, a new episode has arrived! This is our first foray into socially-distanced EDH, so we're eager to know what you think.
A link for our playmat Kickstarter is present in this video, but it doesn't go live until tomorrow at 10am CST. We'll post about that when the time comes.
Until then, enjoy this exclusive early access to our longest episode yet!
We <3 you.
2020-09-12 15:53:46 +0000 UTC
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