It’s a tale of two podcasts as the boys riff on the beauty of nature and personal improvement milestones before yelling about failed road head, hookup politics, and companies that finesse charity laws. Namaste.
2024-06-21 11:00:12 +0000 UTC
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It’s a tale of two podcasts as the boys riff on the beauty of nature and personal improvement milestones before yelling about failed road head, hookup politics, and companies that finesse charity laws. Namaste.
2024-06-21 11:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys. Gabe here. It's 1:00 AM and the wifi is down so I'm trying to upload the video on my phone's hotspot. Hopefully at 5:00 AM when this is scheduled to post, it will be working. If not, I'll get it fixed asap tomorrow. In the meantime, the audio should be working. 🧦🧦
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The boys riff on the buff Blaustein bros, taking your D out in a changing room, and how Michael had a run in with a bird like he was in a Hitchcock movie. Plus Trev learns about guitar hero style jerk...
2024-06-14 12:00:14 +0000 UTC
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The boys riff on the buff Blaustein bros, taking your D out in a changing room, and how Michael had a run in with a bird like he was in a Hitchcock movie. Plus Trev learns about guitar hero style jerk off videos and a listener writes in about how to give more comfortable head.
2024-06-14 12:00:13 +0000 UTC
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The comedy boys get silly and talk about why America is the best at making serial killers, argue about whether a milkshake is a beverage or dessert, and hear from a listener that figured out how to just keep nutting.
Merch store is almost sold out but you've still got time at www.stiffsocksshop.com
2024-06-07 10:00:10 +0000 UTC
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The comedy boys get silly and talk about why America is the best at making serial killers, argue about whether a milkshake is a beverage or dessert, and hear from a listener that figured out how to just keep nutting.
Merch store is almost sold out but you've still got time at www.stiffsocksshop.com
2024-06-07 10:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Glad everyone's loving the merch. Here's the promised make up episode!. Thanks for your patience. Come find out why Michael had to snitch on an old buff dude, why Trev doesn't give af anymore, and why the only thing that matters in life is...marbles.
2024-06-03 06:34:33 +0000 UTC
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Make up episode! Thanks for your patience. Come find out why Michael had to snitch on an old buff dude, why Trev doesn't give af anymore, and why the only thing that matters in life is...marbles.
2024-06-03 06:34:00 +0000 UTC
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The Stiff Socks summer merch drop has arrived early for Patreon and SS+ subscribers! To access the exclusive merch, head to stiffsocksshop.com and navigate to the "Store Login" tab in the top right corner of the screen - password for login is 6969 🔥
Fuck You, Robert password: GOTDAMN69
50% off codes have been sent to everyone eligible. Check that message for the code.
We love this collection and hope y...
2024-06-02 17:40:26 +0000 UTC
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Happy birthday Jack and RIP Harambe. The boys practice their ASMR, figure out what kind of dogs they'd be, and learn that microplastics are stored in the balls. Science.
200 likes and we'll post the patreon/ss+ exclusive merch! store opens sunday for Patreon and stiff socks + btw. we'll send out an early access code saturday, plus the discount codes for the tube/stiff sock tiers.
2024-05-31 11:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Happy birthday Jack and RIP Harambe. The boys practice their ASMR, figure out what kind of dogs they'd be, and learn that microplastics are stored in the balls. Science.
200 likes and we'll post the patreon/ss+ exclusive merch! store opens sunday for Patreon and stiff socks + btw. we'll send out an early access code saturday, plus the discount codes for the tube/stiff sock tiers.
2024-05-31 11:00:13 +0000 UTC
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Patreon family! We're dumb and miscounted episodes, so the Jeff Arcuri ep is actually going on the main feed tomorrow. To make it up to you we're gonna release two episodes on Patreon this week-- the bonus ep friday and a mailbag episode on Sunday (when we also open the merch store for patrons!!)
Hit us with some questions in the comments for the mailbag!

2024-05-29 06:25:05 +0000 UTC
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The boys sit down with the super funny Jeff Arcuri for a conversation about amateur predator catching, weird PE teachers, and fast food chicken nuggets. They also hear from a listener that hates Boston and try to do crowd work on a sock puppet.
2024-05-24 18:25:03 +0000 UTC
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Video will be up by 12PM PST
The boys sit down with the super funny Jeff Arcuri for a conversation about amateur predator catching, weird PE teachers, and fast food chicken nuggets. They also hear from a listener that hates Boston and try to do crowd work on a sock puppet.
2024-05-24 11:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Really fun one today-- the boys riff on mingling with strangers, having social anxiety, and going places alone. They also come up with their
2024-05-17 11:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Really fun one today-- the boys riff on mingling with strangers, having social anxiety, and going places alone. They also come up with their own pick up artist tactics and decide maybe speed dating is the right move.
2024-05-17 11:00:10 +0000 UTC
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NOTE: This video is uploading on a not great internet connection overnight in Los Angeles. We scheduled it to publish at 4:30 AM. Hopefullly it all worked, but if the video isn't playing, rest assured we will fix it as soon as we wake up.
Love, Gabe
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The boys riff on Jack’s big news, getting cucked by wedding photographers, and the time a lady said “thank god it’s not big” to Trev. They also hear from a listener having a crisis while high and learn that birds do, in fac...
2024-05-10 11:30:01 +0000 UTC
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The boys riff on Jack’s big news, getting cucked by wedding photographers, and the time a lady said “thank god it’s not big” to Trev. They also hear from a listener having a crisis while high and learn that birds do, in fact, lay it down.
2024-05-10 11:30:01 +0000 UTC
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The boys riff on Trev doing broad daylight standup for famous people, learn that rooster’s have mid dick, and hear from a listener that wants to move to the beach.
2024-05-03 09:00:09 +0000 UTC
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The boys riff on Trev doing broad daylight standup for famous people, learn that rooster’s have mid dick, and hear from a listener that wants to move to the beach.
2024-05-03 09:00:07 +0000 UTC
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The boys both performed in massive arenas over the weekend so they swap stories of their experiences, riff about Michael being a phone corn guy now, and finally finish the 2024 s*x positions bracket. Plus a listener is a cum cleaning traditionalist and PHub is the next YouTube?
2024-04-26 15:30:02 +0000 UTC
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**VIDEO VERSION WON'T BE UP UNTIL ABOUT 9AM EST.
The boys both performed in massive arenas over the weekend so they swap stories of their experiences, riff about Michael being a phone corn guy now, and finally finish the 2024 s*x positions bracket. Plus a listener is a cum cleaning traditionalist and PHub is the next YouTube?
2024-04-26 09:06:58 +0000 UTC
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This one's got it all - reckless jokes, controversial stances, and stories about the cum closet. The boys also yell about the new Rocket Money ad you guys sent us and hear from a listener that got his toad peached on Rainbow Road. Final four in the sex positions bracket next week!
2024-04-19 11:00:12 +0000 UTC
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This one's got it all - reckless jokes, controversial stances, and stories about the cum closet. The boys also yell about the new Rocket Money ad you guys sent us and hear from a listener that got his toad peached on Rainbow Road. Final four in the sex positions bracket next week!
2024-04-19 11:00:09 +0000 UTC
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The boys learn about The Pope’s foot fetish, debate whether it would be better to be betrayed by your dad or your brother, and hear from a listener that cracked the code of jerking off. Plus the SEMI FINALS in the s*x position bracket.
2024-04-12 12:00:12 +0000 UTC
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The boys learn about The Pope’s foot fetish, debate whether it would be better to be betrayed by your dad or your brother, and hear from a listener that cracked the code of jerking off. Plus the SEMI FINALS in the s*x position bracket.
2024-04-12 12:00:11 +0000 UTC
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March Madness might be over but it's still BRACKET SZN as the boys attempt to create the definitive ranking of sex positions. They debate and decide on the first round, plus riff on what amendments they’d add to the constitution and why boobs are just like having a blue checkmark.
Screenshot the bracket and tag us w/ your ranking on IG: https://imgur.com/a/6NJNSck
2024-04-05 09:00:08 +0000 UTC
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March Madness might be over but it's still BRACKET SZN as the boys attempt to create the definitive ranking of sex positions. They debate and decide on the first round, plus riff on what amendments they’d add to the constitution and why boobs are just like having a blue checkmark.
Screenshot the bracket and tag us w/ your rankings on IG: https://imgur.com/a/6NJNSck
2024-04-05 09:00:08 +0000 UTC
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The science guys test their smarts, learn about farming, and wonder if dating a juggler would be worse than dating a magician. Plus Michael's apartment complex has been spying on him and a listener has been dipping her toe into foot stuff.
PS: The audio gets a little weird for a couple minutes around 36 minutes in but it's back to normal pretty quick
2024-03-29 17:00:13 +0000 UTC
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The science guys test their smarts, learn about farming, and wonder if dating a juggler would be worse than dating a magician. Plus Michael's apartment complex has been spying on him and a listener has been dipping her toe into foot stuff.
PS: The audio gets a little weird for a couple minutes around 36 minutes in but it's back to normal pretty quick. We're working on the video export now but it won't be ready until tomorrow morning PST.
2024-03-29 08:49:31 +0000 UTC
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