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TGIF: BAR Flies this SUNDAY
HERE'S THE LIVE LINK
https://youtube.com/live/VZVjZF7Y_u0?feature=share
Hello and happy Friday, patrons! How are you doing? Okay, I hope! I'm doing pretty great all things considered! However, I'm a little swamped today so apologies for bailing on a full post on this beautiful Friday. Instead, I wanted to remind you that our BAR Flies livestream is set for T
TMGReal #03: Salt Lake City Reunion Part 3, The Bachelor Episode 1, & Drag Race Episode 3
Grace and Mamrie talk The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City 3rd and Final Reunion Episode (01m 30s in), The Bachelor (18m 19s in), and the third episode of RuPaul's Drag Race, Season 16 (38m 59s in)!
2024-01-26 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostTMGW #267: Mamrie Saves the Movies - No Ads!
This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss Cabbage Patch Kids vs. Garbage Pail Kids, Amazon Reviews, Roombas, what the Hilton’s think about Cheesecake Factory and sneaking food into the theater.
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2024-01-24 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostLivestream Controversy 🥬
I hope we didn’t lose too many patrons today when I might’ve said my most controversial take yet. Please keep an open mind and know that I am here to grow and learn. 😂
Xx
Mamrie
2024-01-22 03:07:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe 2023 Weird Awards LiveStream
ICYMI! Some say it was the single best awards stream they've ever seen!
2024-01-22 01:45:40 +0000 UTC View PostCREEPS!
Who’s coming to the stream today?? We will add the link to this post. When Grace and I have gone through our full grandma routine of setting it up. Just check back and click at 2!
HERE'S THE LIVE LINK!!!!
https://youtube.com/live/iI0xPH__W-I?feature=share
2024-01-21 18:47:42 +0000 UTC View PostY’all.
Larry David’s tongue is starting to creep out and you know I’m over the moon. He has about half the normal amount of teeth (a thing of the breed) and the ones that are in there are rotten as hell.
You can catch a whiff and it’s like one of those barnacle ghost pirates of the Caribbean just yawned in your face. That’s why I call him Sardine Man (amongst 900 other nicknames).
Chip always says that I’m secretly pulling on it when he’s not in the room. Which I’m not, b...
2024-01-20 01:19:38 +0000 UTC View PostTGIF: Why I Like Reality Television
Hello and happy Friday, patrons! How is everyone doing today? I hope you’re finding something in your life to be proud of, happy about, or encouraged by. If not, don’t stress. Remember to take care of your heap. I think my eyebrows are starting to grow back in. I’m over the moon. The microblading I got done before treatment has been amazing, but up close there were about two to three lowly sprigs of eyebrow hair left on each side. Now, I keep running my fingers over the tattooed crescen...
2024-01-19 22:16:23 +0000 UTC View PostTMGReal #02: The DragRace Premiere Part 2 and Salt Lake City Reunion Part 2
Grace and Mamrie start off with their thoughts on the second part of RuPaul's Drag Race, Season 16 Premiere (00m 00s in) and finish discussing the second part the Real Housewives Salt Lake City Reunion (27m 38s in)!
2024-01-19 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostTMGW #266: Grace Finds A Medium - No Ads!
This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss their new second podcast, their last resort shows, TikTok feeds, new celebrity couples and debate if the Bear deserves the awards it is receiving.
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2024-01-17 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostTMGReal #01: The Salt Lake City Reunion and DragRace Premiere
Grace and Mamrie begin their Reality TV Pod journey with a discussion on the Real Housewives Salt Lake City Reunion and the Season Premiere Episode of RuPaul's Drag Race, Season 16.
2024-01-12 16:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostTGIT: The First New Moon of the Year
Hello and happy Ffffff-THURSDAY, patrons. Uh oh, switching it up! I’m posting today because tomorrow I’ll be spending some QT with my parents. Also…new moon alert, new moon alert, new moon alert! We have a new moon in Capricorn today, 1/11, that I wanted to bring to your attention. Look, I’m a passive, and sometimes aggressive, fan of astrology but I still have to Google “what do you do on new moons” when they happen. Celestial digital witch, Google, says new moons are ideal for g...
2024-01-12 02:37:27 +0000 UTC View PostAttention everyone!
Grace and I are starting our second a week tv pod (AKA this might get real) for every Friday!
We will be posting the schedule for what shows we are talking about over the next few months. Consider it a homework assignment to sit on your ass and get catty. From Housewives to Bachelors to Survivors… it’s gonna be a ride.
BUT ALSO!
Since we are doubling our pod haul, we are rethinking the monthly (lol) bonus pod for the creeps tier. Instead, CREEPS, we are going to do a ...
2024-01-11 20:34:28 +0000 UTC View PostOne minute with Mames
Should this be a thing we do to mend the hole in our hearts from the loss of lensday? Throw up a couple of these every week? Or at least attempt to? Also… Before you guys come with your pitch forks, or actual dining forks… I meant to say Shawarma not kabob.
Where are my ‘tree still up mid January’ people at?
2024-01-10 23:08:36 +0000 UTC View PostTMGW #265: Grace Plans to Steal a Bird - No Ads!
This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss Sincerity, staying in hotels, which Drag Queen is a fan, the Golden Globes and unique pets and owners at the vet.
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2024-01-10 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostTGIF: A Surprisingly Touching Trip To The Zoo
Hello and happy Friday, patrons! I just got back from a quick trip down to San Diego with Elliott as part of his Christmas gift. Last year (which is very strange to write as this took place only a few weeks ago) we were tossing around ideas of dream vacations and he mentioned that he’d love to go on a safari. I was surprised. That was the first time I’d ever heard him say that. He said he wanted to be up close with animals and then continued to mime himself holding, cuddling, and petting ...
2024-01-06 01:40:37 +0000 UTC View PostTMGW #264: Mamrie Tricks the Dodgers - No Ads!
This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss Grace’s cancer treatment progress, New Year Goals, asking what you want, Survivor and what TikTok is prescribing to help you sleep.
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2024-01-03 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostBAR Flies Sunday January 28th @ 2pm PST
Happy 2024 party people! Grace here, hoping your hangovers or soberovers are manageable today! Just wanted to let you know I changed the upcoming BAR Flies livestream to SUNDAY JANUARY 28TH @ 2pm PST! If you didn't know, our book of choice is Remarkably Bright Creatures by Shelby Van Pelt! I got my large print edition ready for my elder millennial eyeballs to dive in. Hope you can make the stream! Happy reading! And HAPPY NEW YEAR! -G
2024-01-01 18:56:50 +0000 UTC View PostTGIF: Soft Strength in 2024
Hello and happy Friday, patrons. How is everyone doing today? I, for one, am doing abso-fucking-lutely fantastic. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but we got the news yesterday that my body has had a COMPLETE RESPONSE to the breast cancer treatment! It’s the best possible outcome we could hope for, and the reason the treatment itself was as aggressive as it was. It’s amazing news, though I’m still in a bit of shock around the whole thing. I think it’ll hit me more and more in the com...
2023-12-29 21:36:52 +0000 UTC View PostTGIF: Cults n Christmas
Hello and happy Friday, patrons! I hope you’re doing as best you can today. It’s been another whacky week in the Helbig/Morgan household, but we’re holding up okay! I washed my hair for the first time in over a week this morning! That normally relaxing activity has become a bit of an emotional roller coaster. We lost some good hairs on the wet battlefield this morning, but we also eliminated some general stank that was rising in the ranks, so we’ll consider it a win.
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2023-12-22 19:52:42 +0000 UTC View PostChristmas Morning Menu
Y’all. I can’t stop thinking about what to make on Christmas morning. I have a whole ass cookbook to write and all I’m doing is hyper fixating on one breakfast that I will have four days from now.
Obviously, there will be delicious Mimosas because I am a childless adult. Maybe I’ll whip up a mason jar of Vegan Baileys Grace (IYKYK). But how about the rest?
Granted, I will be making a Christmasy dinner. I’m thinking going with the usual suspects. Stuffing, mashed potato...
2023-12-21 21:42:39 +0000 UTC View PostTMGW #263: Mamrie’s Kitchen Disaster - No Ads!
This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss paying it forward, Fantasy Football, science fairs, tea vs. coffee and opinions on types of soup.
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2023-12-20 16:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t say I never did anything for you.
Yesterday commenced the annual trip to Mary’s house to see her Christmas decorations and be forced to pose with some type of hat on.
This follows going to her house to look at her Halloween decorations and pose with a hat on. Followed by Thanksgiving decorations. The woman believes in more is more, and I can only respect that.
Should I have known this photo shoot was eminent and slapped on some mascara instead of just rolling through on my way to hot yoga with six day dirty hai...
2023-12-19 18:59:48 +0000 UTC View PostTGIF: Things I Like Right Now (December)
Hello and happy Friday, patrons! I hope you're all doing as best you can going into what looks like a beautiful weekend here in LA. I'm in the bizarre liminal space of pre-surgery time, where there's nothing pressing going on (phfew!) and all I really have to do is stay healthy, pass the time, and remind myself that this in fact real life and not a dream. Check, check, check. So far, so good! I realize it's been a second since we listed some likable things so why not throw some out there toda...
2023-12-15 23:46:19 +0000 UTC View PostTMGW #262: Grace Finds Hidden Messages - No Ads!
This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss Wine Country, missed flights, the results of sliding into DMs, side parts, Bake Off and trends for next year.
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2023-12-13 16:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostTGIF: It's so good to see you, my friend.
Hello and happy Friday, patrons! You’ll never believe it, but I just got back from a doctor’s appointment. I had a pre-op appointment at my general practitioner’s office to make sure my body won’t freak the fuck out during surgery. I haven’t seen my general practitioner since earlier this year, which now seems like a different era of time completely, and it felt like I was reuniting with a paternal ghost from some dreamscape of my previous life. He walked in to shake my hand hello (...
2023-12-08 23:44:25 +0000 UTC View PostTMGW #261: Grace and Mamrie Take On the Muppets - NO ADS!
This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss hat labels, Travis Kelce, getting free stuff on Instagram, and answer some probing questions!
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2023-12-06 16:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostI need a BAR Flies book rec!
Patreon! It’s been 84 years! Your girl is in no shape for a selfie at the moment, but did she generate some “preppy” AI images to post asking for a new BAR Flies book recommendation? YES SHE DID. I mean, just look at those dexterous fingers, those gigantic tits, and that mischievously contented if not high as FUCK grin? If this doesn’t say preppy I don’t know what does.
What else says preppy? Reading!
With surgery coming up, I need a new book in m...
2023-12-04 22:26:12 +0000 UTC View PostWhat’s next cowpokes?
That was a super fun one! What should we read next?? !?
2023-12-04 00:01:19 +0000 UTC View Post