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TGIF: Pulling a Card & Planting Seeds For the Weekend

Hello and happy Friday, Patrons! How is everyone doing today/this week/this fleeting moment within this dimensional timeline? Oh, that's good! I did some screams as Cindy Bear and then did some homework responses about hedonic happiness so another completely regular Friday over here. I was feeling a little blocked on what to write about today and then I realized I haven't pulled a card for myself in a while. When I say card I don't mean I haven't checked my own ID or done some close up magic ...

PATREON SLUMBER PARTY LIVESTREAM!

Patrons!! Mamrie recently found her DreamPhone game hidden amongst the other treasures in the back house so obvi we thought we should have ourselves a little slumber party livestream! We hope you can make it next Friday @ 5pm PST! Attire is cozy comfy realness! We'll gab and snack and wait by the (dream)phone to find out who likes us! As always we'll post the link to the stream over here right before we start! Be there or be square! ❤️G+M

TMGW #227: Grace Learns Happiness

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss kombucha, sending Voice Memos, Ina Garten, painting potatoes and dog tattoos.

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That answers that…

There’s a moment on today’s bonus podcast where I can’t remember if Pauly shore goes to the army in a movie or Ernest.

Turns out it’s Pauly. And from reading it’s 6% on rotten tomatoes description, he goes to the army with Andy Dick. My question is did they even bother spending money on craft services or was it just a small pedestal with a pile of cocaine on top?

-m

Encino Man Bonus Pod!

I hope you watched that absolutely ridiculous film because we have some THOUGHTS. Who knew we'd be rooting for Pauly Shore and that Mamrie would realize an early 90s Brendan Fraser is her IDEAL MAN?? Enjoy!

TGIF: Rants & Quarterly Resolutions

Hello and happy Friday, patrons! How is everyone doing this fine Friday? I'm doing pretty good. It's a sunny day in LA and I can't complain. Except I can. About the birds. You guys, we have these birds. And they CHIRP at the worst hours. But it's not even a chirp, it's more like the noise a smoke detector makes when they need new batteries. They make these repetitive sharp screeches and they do it at 4am. I forget every year that there's a screechy bird season here in LA and every year it mak...

Bonus Pod Film Selection!

Allllright folks! According to the unofficial poll we took on lensday the majority of you would like this month's bonus pod to be a 'watch and review' scenario. And one of you (apologies for forgetting who) suggested the 90s classic ENCINO MAN! Neither of us have seen it before so we thought we'd give it a go! How could we not, it's got Academy Award winner BRENDAN FRASER! We'll be watching and recording over the weekend so just wanted to give y'all a heads up. See ya in the Neandervision! &n...

TMGW #226: Mamrie Gets Hit By A Car - NO ADS

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss Drag Race, Love is Blind, a Certain Former President’s Arrest, Thunder from Down Under and what happens when the power goes out.

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Bar Flies next one!

Go go gadget literacy! Not gonna lie, this is a long one and probably my busiest work month in a really long time, but I’ve got this baby ordered and I’m driving in. Join me?

Xx

-mh

BAR Flies Livestream LINK

https://youtube.com/live/5TiysXjWwiw?feature=share

TGIF: Winter Wander-land and Comparative Thinking

Hello and happy Friday, patrons! Elliott and I are up in the mountains until tomorrow and it’s dreamy up here. It’s snowy, empty, and so, so still. Doing anything feels like doing too much. How wild. How nice. The plan was to keep it simple, to read, to write, to watch TV, walk outside, maybe adventure downtown, enjoy the beauty, rinse repeat. The snow covered roads have given us full permission to do only that and we’ve taken full advantage. Or if you want to look at it in a more produ...

Pearl’s harbor

Here is Pearl going full Nigel from ANTM and making me work it in front of the swamp. Then some of her work to follow…….

TMGW #225: Mamrie Goes To Hell - NO ADS

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss pet pigs, trained crows, airdropping photos on a plane and the Gwyneth Paltrow trial.

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I’m exhausted, y’all.

Beanz looks how I feel! Wanted to hop on here and say hello. Grace is currently recording someone else’s podcast and then she’s headed to my house to record ours.

I just got caught up on her Friday post. Aren’t those amazing? I actually really look forward to getting into a little Grace space of brain every Friday afternoon. It feels like I’m back in 2010 reading someone’s blog. Did you guys have blogs you would follow? I remember when I worked a front desk job at a recording ...

TGIF: Cindy Screams and Fertile Turtles

Hello and happy Friday, Patrons! I just got back from doing some Cindy Bear voiceover (read: a lot of ridiculous screaming) and I'm feeling good and loopy! That show is so sweet and ridiculous, I'm so grateful I get a chance to be a small part of it. For those that don't know, I get to voice Cindy Bear on the animated series Jellystone! on HBOmax. It's basically a reimagining of the Hannah Barbara universe, so there's all sorts of nostalgic characters from a ton of their old shows now coexist...

Well well well

Tell me you’re using a suitcase you haven’t used since Grace’s wedding in Vegas without telling me you are using a suitcase you haven’t used since Grace‘s wedding in Vegas.

-M 💅🏻

TMGW #224: Grace Goes After Wikipedia - NO ADS

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss rainy day stew, Weezer, Teylor Swift and Gen-Z and their BORGS.

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MARCH BAR FLIES LIVESTREAM ANNOUNCEMENT!

(Why, yes, I have been recently introduced to canva and yes, I have spent much too much time trying to make graphic designs over there.)

Our livestream for Bad Vibes Only will be Sunday, April 2nd at 1pm pst! Hopefully you can make it! I will likely throw a post up asking for some of your thoughts on the book a day or two before the stream, but otherwise check here on the 2nd for a link to the live. Happy reading! 

**And don't forget: the stream is open to...

TGIF: Learning To Trust My Intuition Again

Hello and happy Friday, Patrons! Once again, in ominous deja vu fashion, I am beginning this post while on a plane. This weekend Elliott and I are headed to Tampa to go a music festival that his favorite band, Weezer, will be playing at (it was part of my Christmas gift to him). So, off we go on a strange adventure! Ooooweeeuuuuu Buddy Holly … so on and so forth. You get it.

In international news, happy St. Patrick’s day to those who celebrate! There were a scattering of green shirt...

I got a new ashtray

I don’t even smoke but I needed this in my life. This is my favorite perverted artist, Pourus Walker. He is hilarious on Instagram and I don’t even want to tell you the original drawing Chip got for me from him. Let’s just say I have to take it down when Mary dog sits. But in the meantime, isn’t this fabulous? Maybe I’ll become one of those people that wears jewelry and then put it in a little dish by their bed. Or maybe I’ll just fill it with individually wrapped mints and keep i...

TMGW #223: Mamrie VS the Flight Attendants - NO ADS

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss the history of Hard Seltzers, the Oscars, TikTok Live, and legal ways to bring dogs on flights.

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TGIF: Soup and Sentimentality

Hello and happy Friday, Patrons! It's another rainy day here in LA and you better bet your buttholes that some chicken noodle soup has been made in this house! We've now conditioned ourselves that at the first drop of rain I start getting my rain gear on to hunt out some chicken broth. My go to is this Flu Fighter Chicken Noodle Soup and it delivers every time. The soy sauce and the hot sa...

March Bonus Pod: Reality TV Roundup!

This is a long one! To no ones surprise we had a lot to say about reality TV, but mostly the SCANDOVAL of it all! Apologies for all of those who aren't currently following the #PumpRules drama....at least towards the end we touch a little on Love Island, Housewives, and Drag Race! Enjoy this extra long bonus! 

Tomorrows BAR FLIES cocktail!

If you are joining the live stream tomorrow for ‘Anxious People’ and want to play along with the theme cocktail… I thought this was apropos. Essentially we are going to make a strong white Russian and then garnish it with a couple raisin nets, or whoppers, or whatever you have around that could be… Rabbit poop.

For the cocktail you will need vodka, Kahlúa, and some type of milk. I am going to do oat milk so I don’t ruin my weekend. If you don’t have Kahlúa but have creme d...

My Doppelgänger

Per this week's episode, this is the text I got from my brother the other day letting me know that a version of me is out there teaching couples how to handle babies. There's a glitch in the matrix, y'all! The timelines are converging! 🤯

TMGW #222: Grace and Mamrie Find Pisces

This Week Grace and Mamrie discuss cutting your own bangs, the latest astrological news, MILF Manor, Reality TV Scandals and Japan’s problem with Raccoons

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TGIS: Maybe It's Time To Spruce

Hello and happy Saturday, Patrons! How is everyone doing this weekend? I woke up with some meh energy today! It's an overcast day in LA...I like to think of it as 'swaddle energy'. It's not sweater weather, it's swaddle weather! All I want to do is be physically and emotionally wrapped in a blanket! So, we're taking it easy today. We're getting the house cleaned and attempting to organize. Whenever I feel the meh it usually comes as a byproduct of some physical clutter. Does that ever happen ...

 Anxious People Live stream is…

Taking place next Friday March 10th at 4 PM PST.

I hope y’all can make it! And if you didn’t read it but want to join, you have an extra week due to my crazy schedule. Stay tuned around here for cocktail and Mocktail recipes.

-M

March BAR Flies Book Announcement!

Hello and happy Friday, Patrons! My day is a little busy today, so look for your regularly scheduled TGIF post coming tomorrow! In the meantime I wanted to announce this month's BAR Flies read, Bad Vibes Only by Nora McInerny! I absolutely love Nora, she has a hilarious grasp of grief and a refreshingly playful outlook on life. I haven't cracked this book yet, but it's been on my list for a few months. I thought it might bring a little levity to the mix of serious self help shenanigans I've f...