Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, our latest game where you buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator releases today!
We asked Xalavier Nelson Jr., the head of Strange Scaffold, for a comment on this most auspicious day.
"This is one of the best games we've ever made, and I have no idea how to explain it to my newborn child. What am I gonna...
2026-01-29 18:18:19 +0000 UTC
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Well, hi folks! January seems to have flown by, and it turns out we're launching an entire game TOMORROW, January 29th, 2026.
That's right - Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is launching!
If for any reason you still need to throw that bad boy onto your wishlist, you can do so here!
.. Which is a GREAT thing to do to s...
2026-01-29 03:38:19 +0000 UTC
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Just in case you didn't catch the news in all the holiday noise last month, we're VERY excited to announce that we're working with the folks at Lost in Cult to release a physical PS5 version of I Am Your Beast!
You'll find two version available to pre-order now on the Lost in Cult website:
2026-01-13 03:43:54 +0000 UTC
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Hi folks!
I wanted to pop in and let you all know that we're currently running two Friends & Family playtests.
For those interested who haven't participated before, we have a Friends & Family Discord server where we host a variety of different playtests for our titles in development. You'll get access to builds and a spot to chat about your feedback - with us and each other!
If you're interested, here are the details on the two playtests:
For folks just joining us, it's a tradition for us to offer complementary Steam keys over here so that you all can celebrate launches with us.
This time, we have console keys to share for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown!
We recently launched the game on Xbox and 2025-08-28 22:11:37 +0000 UTC
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hello folks and friends.
it's time to grab your torches and start stocking up on salt: Co-op Kaiju Horror Cooking is now live and you can currently pick up the game on sale for $4.79 USD!
to celebrate, some of us may have gotten a bit into character with our monks. a.. monksona if you will. or even if you won't, really.
m...
2025-07-29 23:18:46 +0000 UTC
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Hi folks!
Next week, we're launching Co-op Kaiju Horror Cooking on July 29th.
Co-op Kaiju Horror Cooking is our absurd co-op horror game in which you are medieval monks--and the only chefs who can prevent the apocalypse. Feed enormous monsters with a catapult, evade supernatural enemies, and navigate a reality-bending labyrinth with ...
2025-07-26 22:22:17 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to the monastery.
The playtest for our upcoming multiplayer game Co-op Kaiju Horror Cooking is now open to the public!
Come check out our brand new Steam page to join in.
For a quick recap: Co-op Kaiju Horror Cooking is not only an absurdist online...
2025-07-16 22:31:24 +0000 UTC
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Hello friends!
This week, we're looking for people who would be interested in play-testing Strange Scaffold's upcoming co-op game: Co-op Kaiju Horror Cooking.
We've been hard at work cooking this one over the last year, and now we're ready to have some fresh eyes on the project!
So, you might be wondering WHAT Co-op Kaiju Horror Cooking entails. We've lovingly described it as an absurdist online multiplayer horror game. Within, you and your frien...
2025-06-24 15:26:18 +0000 UTC
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Let's raise some shell.
Here's the fun details:
We're launching with a 10% discount AND we've been Steam Deck Verified just in time for launch, so you can get your weekend plans on the couch dialed in.
For those who haven't seen much about the game yet, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown is a snappy turn-based tactics game that focuses on the unique abilities each Turtle brings to the table -...
2025-05-22 22:09:40 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone!
The team is immensely excited to be launching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown next week on May 22nd.
In Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown, Splinter and Shredder are dead. You're here to help the Turtles tackle deadly new threats and the approach of adulthood in this fast-paced turn-based beat-em-up!
Thi...
2025-05-14 20:54:33 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone!
Those of you at Dog Devotee tier and above are entitled to get a piece of custom content in every game Strange Scaffold makes (and can legally/logistically do so)
We have a special moment in our upcoming game Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3 where your pet can be showcased in an encounter in the game.
Please submit 2025-04-22 13:30:02 +0000 UTC
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Hi everyone,
We’re excited to announce that Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3 is out now!
Creepy Redneck Dinosaur Mansion 3 is our beloved match-3 survival horror comedy RPG metroidvania. For those interested in a deeper lore dive, we invite you to check out this 2025-04-22 13:00:28 +0000 UTC
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Heya, folks!
The time is here. I Am Your Beast - our much-anticipated covert revenge thriller FPS - comes out September 10th, 2024, and I need to know how I get keys your way to thank you for your support on the game. Hence, the form above!
(You'll find our announcement tweet here if you wanna give that a boost, too.)
Please don't share this link publicly, of course--and as ...
2024-09-04 05:03:37 +0000 UTC
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Heya, folks!
The time is here. CLICKOLDING - our new dark incremental narrative game - comes out, July 16th, 2024, and I need to know how I get keys your way to thank you for your support on the game. Hence, the form above!
(You'll find our announcement tweet here if you wanna give that a boost, too.)
Please don't share this link publicly, of course--and as always, thank you...
2024-07-05 16:46:14 +0000 UTC
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Heya, folks!
The time is here. Life Eater - our new horror fantasy kidnapping sim - came out today, April 16th, 2024, and I need to know how I get keys your way to thank you for your support on the game. Hence, the form above!
(You'll find our launch tweet here if you wanna give that a boost, too.)
Please don't share this link publicly, of course--and as always, thank ...
2024-04-16 13:32:00 +0000 UTC
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Heya, folks!
The time is here. El Paso, Elsewhere comes out September 26th, 2023, on Xbox and PC, and I need to know how I get keys your way to thank you for your support on the game. Hence, the form above!
This form is also gathering names for crediting in the game, so please--even if you don't want a code and would prefer to buy it (thank you!!!), fill out the form linked above just so I can make sure that we're doing right by all of our patrons as soon as possi...
2023-08-29 02:40:06 +0000 UTC
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So, you might have seen that El Paso, Elsewhere has a public demo now available on Steam - and people have been loving it! That said, if you want your animal pal in the game, this month is one of the last times you can lock in that benefit.
At the Dog Devotee tier and above you're also entitled to get a piece of custom content in every game Strange Scaf...
2023-06-26 00:34:52 +0000 UTC
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As you might have seen on Twitter (we appreciate any and all signal-boosting!), Sunshine Shuffle comes out on Steam AND Nintendo Switch on May 24th, 2023!
That is... significantly after our initial release target of December 6th, 2022. But, you know how game development goes--sometimes Dwarf Fortress snaps up your release date, and you get an extra fiv...
2023-05-02 20:32:34 +0000 UTC
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I AM ON VACATION FOR A MONTH TO RECOVER FROM A BUSY YEAR, BUT I HAVE ONE LAST GIFT FOR THE HOLIDAYS:
A FULL CAMPAIGN FOR PROJECT #STRANGESLAYER
THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID FULL CAMPAIGN
THAT MEANS STORY
DESIGNED, ESCALATING FIGHTS
SCORING SYSTEM
CHARACTER LOADOUT FOR JOHNNY WESTON (YEAR 2)
A BUNCH OF BIOMES
...This is one of the projects we're most excited about at Strange Scaffold, and given we've easily got another year of development ahead of u...
2022-12-13 06:25:42 +0000 UTC
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As you might have seen on Twitter (we appreciate any and all signal-boosting!), Sunshine Shuffle comes out on Steam in 7 days - December 6th, 2022. That means it's time to start gathering information so we can send y'all your complimentary codes on launch day!
This form is also gathering names for crediting in the game, so please--even if you don't want...
2022-11-03 20:01:00 +0000 UTC
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We've done literally dozens of major iterations on the game we showed y'all a few months ago - and it's now at a stage where it not only explains itself with a new user experience flow, but shows what we believe is a really compelling new direction for the tactics genre.
Again, this is unannounced, so only chat about the game through the #barkstage channel of the Discord and Patreon itself, until a wider reveal takes place.
Thank you for your support, let us know ...
2022-06-27 07:03:00 +0000 UTC
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REHEARSALS HAVE BEGUN ON THE WORK-IN-PROGRESS SCRIPT.
IMPROVEMENTS AND FIXES HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO THE BUILD BASED ON YOUR FEEDBACK.
THERE IS A NEW LEVEL.
I can't wait to hear what y'all think of all this. :)
Thank you so much for your support as always, and have a wonderful day!
--Xalavier
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Those of you at Dog Devotee tier and above are entitled to get a piece of custom content in every game
2022-05-09 20:32:04 +0000 UTC
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We've got a main menu, now. And an options menu. And key rebinding. And other fixes of various kinds.
The test level hasn't been replaced yet, but script and scripting for levels for the final game has finally begun alongside the fixes we're placing here, and let me tell ya: the results are EXTREMELY promising.
As always, thank you so much for your support.
--Xalavier
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Those of you at Dog Devotee tier and above are entitled to g...
2022-04-25 23:10:28 +0000 UTC
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That's right folks, this is a build for El Paso, Elsewhere, our highly anticipated supernatural throwback third-person shooter. And it's coming exclusively to y'all on Patreon!
Press ESC to view controls--and remember to equip your guns via the number keys or mouse wheel to start.
It's still a work-in-progress, but I hope you'll agree it's one of the most ambitious and compelling things we've made yet.
Enjoy. :)
--Xalavier
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2022-03-10 00:02:05 +0000 UTC
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In this link, you'll find a totally unannounced new game - an upcoming tactics title from Strange Scaffold about vibes and verve and teenagers who want to make their town a better place, one slain demon at a time. A tactics game about getting punched in the face, because it was worth it to clear an entire chain of monstrosities at once, Hungry Hungry Hippos-style, instead of hiding behind cover like a nerd. The internal team description is "Tactics games for dumbasses, by dumbasses."...
2022-02-01 07:11:09 +0000 UTC
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As you might have seen on Twitter (we appreciate any and all signal-boosting!), Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator comes out on Xbox, Steam, and Game Pass, in 7 days - December 7th, 2021. That means it's time to start gathering information so we can send y'all your complimentary codes on launch day!
Even if you don't want a code and would prefer...
2021-12-01 14:04:37 +0000 UTC
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once again, we have expanded and improved Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator with fixes and myriad features
how does the game keep getting bigger
what have we done
2021-10-29 22:39:37 +0000 UTC
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we got another one
more content
more fixes
more quality of life and polish features
enjoy
2021-10-23 09:52:31 +0000 UTC
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New Space Warlord build! With even more content and polish! Ahhhhhhh!!!
--Xalavier
2021-10-16 08:26:38 +0000 UTC
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