Brain Poisoner

Twitter Ban: Goodbye!

Hi -

I've filed two appeals and both received absolutely no information from Twitter, just a confirmation they suspended me.

"Hello,         Twitter reserves the right to permanently suspend accounts that violate  the Twitter Rules or Terms of Service without further notice.         This account is suspended.         Thanks,     Twitter"

Very useful! I didn't have enough time to build a community here, so I'll be letting this patreon die. It's honestly not worth my time to make things for the 20 people here (none of whom are finsubs!) Sorry!

I encourage you to save what files you might want and unsubscribe. This will likely disappear within a week as I try to scrub any traces of personal information from the web.

Twitter Ban

Hi all. I've been banned from Twitter, which is a bit disappointing! Stay tuned.

Wedding Crashers

The older you get, the more things will fall apart. When you're still in your early 20s, you can pretend that you're just behind the curve, that college life isn't for you. But things keep moving forward, whether you want them to or not, and they'll get more final and more painful and more permanent. But hey, they'll be great to jerk off to!

Something Different

So, I'm definitely not sure about posting this, but life here has been a little weird and a long-time on-again off-again sub opened up his wallet to convince me to post this here. Probably he thinks it's going to lead to me doing more stuff like this, though that alone makes me want to not, just to scam him out of his "investment". You'll have to excuse the content - tickling and feet is not my thing at all - but I find that the other person losing their mind is often a great way for me to have a good time regardless of what we're talking about.

School Life

Fitting in among the elite is definitely not something you were ever comfortable with. But don't worry, they're going to take care of you. Very, very good care of you. One of the secrets about the rich is that they're not just wealthy and beautiful - they're very often deviants. After all, it's so much easier to enjoy everything your brain might crave when money is no object. 

Modern Relationships

It wasn't enough for you to simply get cucked. No, you needed to turn your girlfriend into a porn star. Not only were a succession of men getting to use her body in a way you never would ever again, thousands - millions? - of others got to jerk off to her too, while just the thought of that turned you into so much of a hapless quickshot you could barely enjoy getting off to her recordings.

Thanksgiving

I did briefly live in the USA as a kid, but we were never serious about Thanksgiving. But you can still be thankful for me, even if most of what I do is bully you into bad decisions. And I can be thankful for the few people who've really let me ruin their lives - but really I am appreciative of everyone who  looks at what I make. After a day of decks and spreadsheets it's nice to enter a different world. 

Bratty Blackmail

Oop, you've really gotten yourself in trouble. What sort of no-good despicable lowlife would get trapped like this? Oh, wait, it's you...

Free commissions week

Hihi. Apparently twitter has really liked my last caption so I'll be opening up free commission requests for the unwashed masses tomorrow for a couple days in celebration of 4000. Of course, I'll put higher priority on anything I get from here. I don't promise anything because I'm fairly picky (sorry not sorry), but for say the next week if you do want to send me an idea I promise to at least consider it seriously!

The more detail the better - image, theme, idea - but feel free to send along whatever you have in mind that would make you twitch. For images I do have a strong preference for crisp and clean. Send me a message here, or twitter, or discord, or even email if you're that kind of boomer.

I think tomorrow's post is fairly special, by the way! <3

A Touch of Magic

There's a lot of people who love libraries, and not just because of the books. There's a certain something to those quiet, cute, bookish, secretive girls that you find secluding themselves from the world in words. You'd be surprised how often they hide a different side of them. Whether they're reading deeply disturbed erotica or demon-summoning rituals, they're way more dangerous than you might expect...

Angels

The culture of celebrity seems like it's designed to cuck and humiliate and grind the masses into the dust. And yet so many slurp it up. You'll never have that lifestyle, never be beautiful, never be desired - and yet you're supposed to look up and admire. It's not part of our collective history. It's new. Celebrity requires the mass media to bombard you with content. Like everything else, our human progress is immediately bent to the purposes of evolution: making sure losers like you never reproduce.

Higher Education

What do you mean, student debt relief? Oh, I promise that's not something we'd ever consider regardless of what the government might do. Besides, it'd be a shame - you're so turned on right now, I'm enjoying myself. In fact, maybe we could fit in some extra findom practice...

Bunny Girl Fun

When I started being mean to people during lockdown, I remember being shocked by the volume and intensity of sad and painful high school stories people relayed. It's been a moment for me, but I generally had a good time! Maybe I should have been stuffing people in lockers and taking their lunch money. I guess I'm making up for missed time! <3

Lazy Chat

Hi all. Thanks for your support, dorks. <3 I've been travelling for work and juggling a few too many balls lately, but I should be a little more present for at least the next couple months! It's not my nature to push advertising much - who wants to see that all the time - so I get most of you have been hunting through my links, which I appreciate. 

I'm going to try to add some more rewards for supporters as this place grows, so if there are things that make your brain twitch I'm all ears. There are rumors at my office that we might be going hybrid soon, which would really open up a lot of possibility for me...

Sister Grudges

This is a little dark today, isn't it? I'm really not a grudge person at all - but once I figure out that I'm better off with someone else out of the picture, it's only stupid weakness to hold back. 

Medical Good-practice

So much fun can happen inside a hospital, can't it? Come on, we've got shopping to do on your dime, plus mani, pedi, hair. You need to look good for your weekend getting your guts rearranged by an abusive silver fox surgeon!

I'm a little late today - I noticed a typo and didn't want to post until I made it home. Don't panic! Dedicated readers will notice this is a sequel to one of my most popular pieces - I want to keep some of the best stuff here! <3

Attitude Adjustment

There's nothing like needles and pills and collars and leashes and cocks to get a sissy in the right frame of mind - and the more of it you dole out the happier they'll be. Of course, once you have warped their brain into a subservient broken mess, please take responsibility and play with them regularly...

Succubus Luz

You always have to wonder if Disney knows how we'll corrupt every single thing they produce. They must, surely. This succubus is going to take your corruption to a whole new level, though. But it feels so good, there's just no way you can walk away when you're stroking and pumping so frantically, feeling that orgasm getting closer and closer and closer...

I'm on vacation from work this week, but I have some content lined up for here. The public losers will have to be satisfied with retweets. You all know how to top me up if you've got a craving... 

Swim Team Hazing

Being the slave of the swim team is more than you deserve, but a hopeless addict like you is probably willing to risk everything for the opportunity to drool over the hottest women in school. You're probably going to blow a hands-free load in the air a half a second before you hit the water. Better hope those ropes don't hold!

Sissy In The Machine

When your girlfriend realized that she was wasting her life with a video-game addict like you, it didn't take her long at all to find out there was a much better solution than just dumping your ass. Better hope that all your gaming skills translate when a whole lot more is on the line - or maybe part of you really wants to submit to those tentacles...

Personal Updates!

Hiiiii! I'm not sure if anyone will be interested in what I post here, but I've deliberately avoided advertising this place until I accumulate more content here. That said, I appreciate anyone jumping on early! I'm travelling for work tomorrow and then doing a short vacation to see family the first week of November, so if anyone's up for a cash meet in PEI or Toronto...

I am going to prioritize posting new, unseen content every three days despite my travel, and anything that gets posted here is being filed away and will never see Twitter or anywhere else public.

I've enjoyed making contacts through spilling out a corner of my brain that I otherwise would have to keep hidden, and honestly it's been good for me to have this community since I was locked down and chubby during the depths of COVID. I'm in a great place, and I hope you're in one too - even if that great place for you is somewhere objectively awful and constantly horny. <3

Witch's Trap

You've spent soooo time time clearing out dungeons and solving mysteries and adventuring with thousands and thousands of other young lonely dorks. It was only a matter of time until someone enterprising was going to take advantage of all that single-minded energy...

The exact moment you lost

any chance of ever having a normal sex life, any chance of a cute girlfriend, any chance of losing your virginity. It's okay, shrimpdick - there are all sorts of modern alternative lifestyles for you to explore instead!

d.va #blacked

The kink isn't really my thing, but it's just so easy to make and gets a rise out of so many people. Are you one of them?

Anyone who happens to be reading this, feel free to let me know what you like anytime - I've deliberately avoided advertising this until there's more content here, and I'm happy to reward your dedication. <3

Implants Simp

You spend your finite hours at a crummy job so she can look hotter. So she can get fucked even harder by her boytoys. She doesn't even feel bad about not sending you pictures like she promised. Your time and wants and suffering don't even cross her mind. Now, where was that fat-cocked stud...?

Mind Melted

A little bit of a novel here for those extreme cumdumpsters. Would you rather be the person breaking her down - or do you want to lose every scrap of sanity, trapped inside and getting endlessly plastered with load after load after load?

#Blacked Cuckqueans

Honestly, despite being around the weird parts of the internet for awhile now, I still don't really get the blacked community. It's an easy way to get likes, but I've never had a good blacked sub. It is super easy to make content for, though!

Cash Meet Fantasies

I know I'm living in the middle of nowhere, so I've got nobody but myself to blame for never having a real-life draining session, but maybe your addiction can fix that~?

Commissions: Pony-Futa Stuff

Honestly, I like the few commissions I get because invariably it's something really fucked up that the person really craves, and that makes the best content. I always want to hear your most degenerate and specific ideas! <3

Post Archive

Everything I've created, including the underlying photoshop files, in one convenient package!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wigngXjOjjl3d4tZ6_LHUSLW4anCadbb