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Best Jobs for FAs #1 - Dentist 🦷


Gotta keep those pearly whites in good shape... especially when you eat as many cream teas Amelia.

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Bit of a random one this, inspired by a recent drip to the dentist (which went surprisingly well). As I was swinging the old legs into that ominous chair, it struck me that being a dentist must be quite a decent job for an FA.

That six month gap between seeing patients - the suspense! Will they have put on weight? Grown softer? And there's such a...

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The lady wot lunched a little too much - Chapter 10 preview

Hey all!

Sorry for the lateness with this. Work-work was incredibly draining last week. The below doesn't take us quite as far as I'd like, and may be subject to some modifications when I finish the whole chapter but I wanted to get something posted!

Working as hard as I can on getting the rest out by the weekend - including some Gemma!

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The lady wot lunched a little too much - Chapter 10 Preview

Ryan gazed down into the ice-cream tro...

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Saran Nights πŸ”₯

Hey all,

In anticipation of my upcoming three-pic collaboration with Samster, here's the first part of a little story/scene I wrote a while ago, but never got around to posting.

It was inspired by Samster's picture of the same name and although it doesn't link directly to the new sequence we're working on, it hope...

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Update

Hey friends πŸ‘‹

Hope everyone is good.

Sorry for the recent period of silence! I got roped into helping the some friends with a house move last weekend. I say "roped", but really I knew it was coming. Unfortunately It took quite a lot longer than expected, but... well, it felt good to help out, even if I would rather have spent the time writing and illustrating!

The upshot is that I'm a little behind on my Patreon posts - but they are coming along well in the background. I ...

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Coming soon... and an explanation of today's posts

Hey all!

Just wanted to drop a quick note to give an update on what I'm working on, and to explain the two (other) posts today.

One is pretty self-explanatory: a summery pic featuring Sarah, Zoe and Lauren.

The other is the second part of Lauren and Sarah's gluttony profile. This one is a little differe...

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A paunchy pool party

Just a little something to remind us of summer 🌀️😎, which judging by the temperature this morning now appear to be officially over! πŸ₯Ά

Although the summer here would be the summer after Lauren and Sarah's final year in university. Having integrated Zoe into their friends group, the trio are attending a summer reunion party of their old schoolfriends.

There'll be a story to go with this at some point, probably centring around the conversation between the two girls in the ...

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The greediest of them all? Entrant 7: Lauren Miller & Sarah Lytton (part 2 of 3)

NB It seems italics aren't working on the new Patreon, which is a bit frustrating, given that I us them quite a lot for thoughts, sounds, and for notes like this! Hopefully this still makes sense without them. I'll add them in if and when they're working again.

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'Zo-Zo!'

The prim voice carried through the dorm hallway and into the living room, reaching Zoe's ears just as she was lowering a slice of pepperoni...

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Lauren's Baywatch bikini

Hey all!

If Lauren had gotten the role, Baywatch would have involved a lot less rescuing and a lot more sitting around sucking down pina coladas while perving on the beach hunks through her binoculars and dispatching her male colleagues to bring her snacks. By the series finale the biggest drama would probably be whether Lauren could unwedge her bottom from the lifeguard's chair.

Still, she does a pretty passable impression of Yasmine Bleeth. (Those were the days!)

Maybe Sa...

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Gaining Confidence

Guess some of Lauren and Sarah's habits have rubbed off on their flatmate!

Just a little concept sequence of Zoe (and boyfriend Rob) that I was playing around with to get an idea of her personality and relationships. This shows Zoe at the start of her first year, and then at the start of her second year. Thought I'd share it to make up for the lack of content recently.

Zoe will make a POV appearance in the (nearly complete) second part of Sarah and Lauren's gluttony profile, and s...

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Update

Hey all,

Hope everyone's good. Just a quick one to say sorry for the lack of posts over the last week or so. Work and life have thrown a few hardballs at me, and I've been grinding my gears on a couple of pics that have taken longer than I'd have hoped to get looking right.

Back on track now though, and also making good progress with the next chapter of the lady wot lunched (along with a pic to go with it) and a couple of other treats. Your patience will be rewarded very soon! πŸ™...

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Smokin' hot pork

Howdy all!

I've been working on a Hayley short story and accompanying pic on and off for a little while. The pic ended up not looking as much like her as I'd hoped, so I decided to use it as a chance to experiment with a different sort of style. I'm quite happy with the result (even if the setting looks very different from the real-life location in which the scene takes place!) and thought it was worth sharing. So here it is, along with a earlier version and the the first p...

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Waiting for Miss Cheshire - Full pic

Hey all,

The second part of Lauren and Sarah's gluttony profile has taken on a bit of a life of its own, becoming a vignette told from the perspective of Zoe (their flatmate and the other girl in this pic). This, compounded with the fact that I went for a picnic over the weekend and managed to get bitten to shreds by hornets 🐝 means that it isn't quite finished yet, sorry!

However, I did manage to finish the pic that will go with it, so here it is! The profile itself will follo...

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Waiting for Miss Cheshire

Ah, Sarah always takes the longest to get ready... but she will definitely be out over the weekend.

Although perhaps she's doing Lauren a favour. From the looks of things. a few hours off the beers might do her some good. 😬

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Just wanted to share a little work in progress. The full, finished pic (including Sarah) will be out over the weekend, along with the second part of Lauren and Sarah's gluttony profile.

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The greediest of them all? Entrant 7: Lauren Miller & Sarah Lytton (Part 1 of 2)

BFFs since kindergarten, Lauren Miller and Sarah Lytton were always effortlessly the prettiest and most popular girls in school. Inevitably, the compliments and attention went to their heads, and by eighteen the pair had "matured" into the ultimate middle-class mean girls, boozing and partying recklessly at the weekends, and strutting the corridors of their sixth form college with a swish of silkily coiffed hair and a plump bobble of their tightly encased bottoms.

Indeed, watching Laure...

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🍸 Party Pudge

Lauren and Sarah, demonstrating what a little too much boozing and kebab-guzzling can do to a popular girl's figure!

Slightly change to scheduling... this was the pic I was going to post with the first part of their gluttony profile. However, after deciding to split the profile into two parts, I felt it would make sense for the accompanying pics to be a clear before and after sequence. There were a couple of scenes mentioned the profile that seemed a bit better suited for this ...

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Update

Hey all,

Hope everyone is good.  Just wanted to check in. Sorry for being quiet over the past week. I've been beavering away in the background on some requests from my previous competition, as well as the next next chapter of LWL, a short Hayley story (struggling with the pic for this one!) and the next gluttony profile.

The latter, like its predecessors, is turning into a bit of a biography, so I'll probably split it into two separate posts (each with its own pic) and get th...

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Competition Time!

This is probably going to be either far too easy or make absolutely no sense at all, but here goes... πŸ˜…

There's a Chekhov's Gun in Chapter 9 of the lady wot lunched. First person to spot it and mention it in the comments below wins a free commission pic! This can be and of my characters in a scene/situation of their choosing (within my moral and technical scope).

I'm out this evening...

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Competition rescheduled for tomorrow (Doh!)

Argh! I was rushing to schedule the competition before I had to pop out, and somehow managed to set it for tomorrow rather than today. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

It's one of those where the first correct response will be the winner, so I've rescheduled it for 7pm BTS tomorrow (Friday).

Sorry about that!

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The lady wot lunched a little too much - Chapter 9

The below follows on directly from Chapter 8.

Hope you enjoy it, and sorry again for the wait! There'll be a cheeky little competition related to this chapter, which I'll announce tomorrow at 6pm UK time. It's not much - just a bit of fun and a chance to win a free commission pic! πŸ₯³

I...

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The lady wot lunched a little too much - Chapter 8

Realised I hadn't combined the two previews that make up this chapter, so here it is in full. This is the same as the version on my DeviantArt.

Part 9 preview will be up in a matter of minutes. Just formatting it now!

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What's taking so long?!

EDIT: Added a very slightly fatter version. Couldn't decide which I preferred. (This is why it takes me so long to get things done, lol.)

Kari, echoing a sentiment that I'm sure my patrons must feel a lot! πŸ˜…

So please accept this pic as a kind of themed apology for taking so long over the next chapter of TLWL, which I promising would be posted last weekend... and then Tuesday... and have still failed to deliver! At the eleventh hour I thought of somet...

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Hayley's big breakfast

Well it doesn't look like Hayley lost any weight in prison. I hope that bed's got a reinforced frame!

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Just the pic to go with this audio recording

More Hayley to come soon, and a Lady wot lunched update tomorrow / Tues.

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Hayley's big breakfast (audio)

Tyler may not be  the sharpest tool in the shed, but he knows the way to his girlfriend's heart. And after a torturous three weeks while his beloved Hayley was in prison, the besotted model is determined to spoil his ever-hungry sweetheart rotten, in the hope that she'll finally agree to marry him.

And if he can build up his TikTok following at the same time, well... he might be able to woo Hayley with the promise of a honeymoon that satisfies even her colossal appetites.

Let...

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Update

Morning all! 🌞

Hope everyone is good.

Sorry for the delay on posting a LWL update. A few unavoidable things popped up last week which took over my evenings. It should be out this weekend. It'll only be a short one, but I'm quite happy with how it's turning out.

Also coming this week... the return of Hayley! This will be a pic along with a little audio for context. The audio element is just a very small, experimental thing I put together in Audacity using ...

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Lardy ladies in literature #2: Boonyi Kaul (page 6)

Took a few small liberties here. The words are still as they appear in the book, apart from the addition or removal of the odd word so that it's (hopefully) clearer to the reader who's speaking.

For those who are interested, Boonyi is actually pregnant at this point in the story - though it's said that she "had grown so obese that her pregnancy had been invisible. It lay hidden somewhere within her fat". The sense I get from the text is that she'd be just as fat if she wasn't pregnant, ...

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Update

Howdy all!

Just a quick one to say that I'm away this weekend for a brief countryside break with a few friends. Will reply to all messages and comments when I'm back.

There should be two posts next week: a brief Lady wot lunched update and a pic. The latter will either be the final(?) pic in the Boonyi series, or a slightly more ambitious Angelica pic that I tried to make last year, but which at the time I lacked the skills to get right.

I'll aim to do one post during the we...

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Lardy ladies in literature #2: Boonyi Kaul (page 5)

Looks like Max has managed to find his expanding sweetheart a similar outfit to the one she was wearing when they first met

Let's just hope he doesn't expect her to replicate the same dance moves. After all that food, she'd probably topple over - or at least get pretty nasty case of indigestion! 🀒

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Hope you like her! As with the other pics in the series, t...

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The lady wot lunched a little too much - Part 8 (preview)

Hey all,

Below is an amended and extended version of the Part 8 preview I posted recently.

Sorry there's not more - and apologies if some bits towards then end feel a little rough. I'll polish things up in the next update, which is mostly written, but not quite ready (posting it now in its current form would probably spoil a few surprises).

I'm away this weekend, but I should have another post during the week, along with the next pic in the Boo...

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Lady wot lunched update coming Friday

Apologies all - an unforeseen home problem demanded my attention today. Essentially I've had a tap that's been dripping very slightly for ages. This morning I was woken up by the sound of it screaming like a banshee.

I'm useless with stuff like that, so I had to get someone out to fix it. Fortunately it was pretty cheap: just some sort of component that needed replacing.

It has set me back very slightly, but the promised LWL update will be posted on Friday morning. Apologies again...

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Don't mention the F-word!

Furloughed? 🫒

Preview pic for a scene from the upcoming chapter of Kari's Life in Lockdown, which is in the works.

Poor Kari. It doesn't look she's having the greatest time in isolation. And I wonder where Tim's been? Based on his expression I think he may be about to cop an earful!

I've had the scene that goes with this written in my head for a while, and felt it could make a decent cover pic for the series. I was also a little disappointed with how my 2023-07-03 19:31:10 +0000 UTC View Post