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Jen's pre-routine sugar boost

My second Mollycoddles fanpic! This time starring everyone's favourite bubble-headed bubble-butt: Jen Sarovy, owner of perhaps the heftiest hips in Los Hermanos cheer squad history!

Looks like lunch in the cafeteria wasn't enough to satisfy Jen's increasingly wobbly paunch, so she's loading up on sugar to give herself the energy required to get through some complex cheer routines. Smart...

I'd say t...

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Update

Hey all,

Hope everyone's good. Been another crazily hot week here! Not the best for writing, but good for inspiration. This kind of weather always makes me wonder how my heftier characters in particular are coping with the heat. 🥵🍦🍨🍹

To business!

Apologies for the delay on the next part of The lady wot lunched. I've been making good progress but then I got as stuck as Laur...

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Lardy ladies in literature #2: Boonyi Kaul (page 4)

"She ate seven times a day, guzzling down a proper breakfast, then a mid-morning plate, then a full luncheon, then a mid-afternoon array of sweet delicacies, then a hearty dinner, then a second dinner at bedtime.

"Then finally a fridge-raiding gobble in the small hours before dawn."

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Lardy ladies in literature #2: Boonyi Kaul (pages 1-3)

Hey all 👋

Update on the lady wot lunched coming next week. Sorry for the delay with it. I've been working on it every day and I'm making pretty good progress, but there are a few bits to iron out.

In the meantime, I've been wanting to revive this series for absolutely ages (the previous entry was four years ago!) and I was finally inspired to do so by a post about weight gain in "norm...

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The lady wot lunched a little too much - Chapter 8 Preview)

Hello there!

Promised an update on TLWL, so here it is. An apology through - it's really just the opening scene from the start of the next chapter. Every time I think I've got the rest of this chapter cracked, I notice some sort of hole or problem!

I almost cut the first part of this scene altogether, on the basis that it's feels like bit like a side-quest rather than a sub-plot (I need to stop watching YouTube videos about storytelling😂). What I ...

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Update - next LWL chapter this Sat

Sorry, work dumped a big pile of gunk on me this week. The next chapter of the lady wot lunched will be posted on Sat. I just haven't had time to format it yet.

It'll be a quite short chapter, but setting deadlines has worked quite well with pics, so after that I'm going to aim to post one shorter chapter every other week.

Apologies for the delay!

Hal

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Julie's revenge

Follow up to: Kari and Julie's beach walk. A few years later - and a few too many pastries later for Kari!

Looks like there's no love lost between Mother and daughter.

Sorry this one's late. Struggled with brightness issues, and with getting our ladies to look similar to they way they did in the original pic. Ah well, I guess losing a bit of weight must have rejuvenated Julie's features ...

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Kari and Julie's beach walk

A little illustration of a scene from Julie's reminiscences in Kari's Life in Lockdown - part 2.

Those words couldn't possibly come back to bite Kari on her very tight little bottom now, could they? 😏

...Follow up pic to follow tomorrow evening.

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Update: The lady wot lunched & a couple of pics

Hey all,

Hope everyone is doing well. It feels like summer has finally arrived here! 🌞

Just thought I'd bob on to give a quick update, as there will be several other things arriving before the end of this month.

Yesterday, I finally had the breakthrough I needed with the next chapter of The lady wot lunched... It's strange how a small change can clear a massive mental blockage. I understand now how the story develops and reaches the conclusion (or at least the conclusion ...

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Amelia on top

Tom was dreaming. The situation was so utterly, staggeringly unbelievable that it had to be a dream. He would have pinched himself, except that he really, really didn’t want to wake up.

Besides, in his current position pinching himself would have looked more than a little bit weird.

His current position was lying on his back in a plush five-star hotel bed, stroking the smooth, soft thighs of Amelia Atwood - the Amelia Atwood - as she eased her near-naked body onto his p...

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🍩 Weighing in (and checking in)

Yep, two fast food meals and 3.5 Krispie Kremes will do that to a scale. 

Emily weighing in, the morning after her day of double fast food dinners (no wonder they had to let out that wedding dress!). Oh well, I'm sure she'll be able to slim down over the next few weeks. A holiday to Dubai is just the place for weight loss, I'm sure...

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Apologies for being a bit quiet...

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Amelia's Freshman Fifteen

Another preview panel from Amelia's weight gain origin story. Set towards the end of her first term or semester at Newcastle.

Scary fact: I had to Google whether English universities have semesters or terms. It's been that long since I was at uni that I couldn't remember! 👴

Hope you like her, and that the text acts as a very small teaser. I'm trying to develop a style that I can produce decent quality pics quickly enough to do a three-panel comic every two weeks, while continui...

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Amelia Overexposed (a pic that didn't quite work!)

Just thought I'd share this! It was my first attempt at a follow-up picture to Amelia Prime. I spent hours and hours on it, but just couldn't get it looking right - the hair ended up even more overexposed than Amelia, and I faffed around with the reflection to the point where I couldn't seem to make the eyes look right - they went a bit panda. And if I've learnt anything in Photoshop it's that if the eyes are wrong...

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Quick preview - full pic tomorrow

Hey all,

Back in the UK, and in the swing of writing and illustrating, but didn't quite get this one finished today - apologies. It will be posted tomorrow.

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Update

Hey all!

Minor family emergency popped up this week - emergency in the sense that it needed to be dealt with yesterday and today, but thankfully minor in the sense that it that everyone will be okay. Unfortunately it means I won't be able to get a post out this week before going on holiday tomorrow morning (first time abroad since Covid!🏝️). 

I'll be back on Wed next week. Most likely there'll be just one post next week, then two the week after to make up for none this w...

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Amelia Prime

Here she is - Amelia near the start of her first term at university. Not quite as slender as in her swimming days at school, but still maintaining those shapely curves, though genetics more than anything else.

This is kind of a teaser for Amelia's "origin" story, set just before The Perfect Dress. I haven't decided yet whether it'll be an illustrated story, or a comic, or a combination of both. I'm trying to work on a style that I could replicate for comic strips - that is, one I can pr...

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🍑 WIP Amelia at uni - teaser

Evening all. Sorry, been working on a couple of pics this past week and also TLWL, but didn't managed to get anything quite finished.

So as not to leave you empty handed, here's a rough teaser of a WIP pic, featuring Amelia near the start of her time at uni. Looks like she's um... about to ask for an opinion on some outfits?

Hope you enjoy! 🍑😄 More to come next week.

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The greediest of them all? Entrant 6: Kari Carter

Some people marry for love. Others marry for looks. Still others marry for money, security or fame.

Kari married Tim for salted-caramel cheesecake.

In her defence, there were other reasons. Chocolate mousse domes with pistachio nougatine, for one. Dom Perignon infused truffles dipped in chocolate ganache. Ricotta-cream puffs, glazed cannolis, fudge brownies, homemade donuts and pretty much every soft sponge, sticky pastry, trifle, tart, pie and crumble to flow - with wafts of melt...

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Honeymoon pudge

I was going to call this a "before" picture of Kari and Tim, but perhaps "between" is more accurate. Three years dating a baker have led to a mild softening of our busty tennis-loving investment banker's middle - a comfy little pudding paunch that's starting to push over her bikini bottoms. Nothing to worry about, naturally - just a touch of wedding weight. And of course, a honeymoon is no time to be counting calories.

Meanwhile, Tim still harbours hope that one day his wife look at him...

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Take these away from me! - Part 2

Hey all. 

Sorry this one took a while. I've been under the weather for the last half of the week and struggled to get my head on anything!

Kari's gluttony profile will be posted next week. To make up for the wait, I'll make do a "before and after" pic to go with it rather than just the one pic.

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Update

Morning all! Or afternoon / evening depending on where you are and when you're looking at this.

Hit a few stumbling blocks with the next part of Take These Away From Me, and didn't quite manage to get it finished last week. To make up for it, there'll be two posts this week, including that one.

Sorry for the delay! 😊

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Preview Snippet! The lady wot lunched... Part 8

Unpolished and subject to change, but here, as promised, is a snippet from the upcoming chapter of TLWL! Hopefully there's some enjoyable imagery here, and a little tease at the next chapter, which I'm straining every sinew to finish and post very soon!

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Slowly, cautiously, like an astronaut stepping onto an unfamiliar planet, David lifted his left foot and placed it on the next step up. He paused for a moment, turnin...

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Quick Update!

Happy March, everyone!

LWL snippet coming this weekend. I know, know... I missed the Feb deadline. I apologise. But I'm glad I set it. The idea was that setting a tough deadline would force me to spend more time on the story and rediscover my passion for it. And it worked! I'm finally making good progress, and really enjoying writing it again, where previously I'd felt as stuck as Gemma in a pipe after a big pudding.

There should also a pic this weekend, or just after. 🙂

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💘 Holly's Valentine's Decade (sequence pic 4/4)

The average Englishwoman eats 11kg of chocolate 🍫 per year - which is funny, because that's roughly the amount of weight Holly has gained per year since she married David!

I guess that snacky, sedentary lifestyle really starts to kick in when you hit thirty.

Ah well, with Creme Eggs back on the shelves, there's not much point in thinking about diets until after Easter. 🐇


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Sorry this one's a little later than promi...

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💝 Holly's Valentine's Decade (sequence pic 3/4)

To be fair, those Swiss praline truffles are amazing.

Holly at 25, two years after our last pic, and a few years before the events of The Lady wot lunched. The tummy's a touch plumper, but overall our sultry brunette hasn't increased much in size since her last Valentine's pic. With marriage on the horizon, that could be about to change.

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This was initially intended as the second pic in the sequence, but I decided it would work better as the third.

I though...

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🍷 Holly's Valentine's Decade (sequence pic 2/4)

It's been two years and many boxes of chocolates since the first pic and Holly is now twenty three. A sedentary job as a trainee estate agent and lazy living with David (who likes to spoil her with bakery fresh chocolate croissants every morning) have furnished Holly with a softening pasty paunch and little more squish on her tush. But she's still as sultry as ever.

And the Valentine's dress s...

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🌹 Holly's Valentine's Decade (sequence pic 1/4)

For a loved-up chocolate lover like Holly, Valentine's Day is right up there with Halloween, among her favourite holidays of the year.

Here we have her in her sultry prime, aged 21, making a promise she may find difficult to stick to.

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"I'll just do a little Valentine's Day pic... Actually a before and after would be fun... Hmm this one isn't so good, I'll add a third to the sequence with a different pose... These two look similar, so I might as well make a f...

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What's on the horizon...

Happy February everyone!

I hope you're all good. Sorry this update is somewhat later than promised (not like me, eh?😅)

Not sure what things are like where you are, but here it feels like a long, dark winter is finally coming to an end. The mornings are getting lighter, and for me work gets a bit quieter around this time of year, leaving more time for creative pursuits. 

So without further ado...


What I'm working on
Bit of a longer...

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We Made It Big - The Golden Couple

A little preview image from my upcoming short story, We Made It Big.

Introducing two of the main characters: Lucas and Sienna Jackson - small town sweethearts who've risen to dizzying heights - in this case a STEER group event on the rooftop terrace of the highly exclusive Marriot Hotel in Saran City, Issa State 

Theirs will be a tale of wealth, corruption and corpulence - with the odd shady character watching from the shadows. And what better setting for such a tale...

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"Take these away from me..." - Part 1

This story directly follows the events of I've got to stop eating these 

The feast is set, the terms of the bet are agreed, and Kari and Yaz are hungry. But which of them will end up eating the most, unknowingly dooming themselves and their spouse to the direst consequences? Will Shelly regret setting such punishing terms? Or will it be dumbbells at dawn for Tim...

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