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September 2025 Poll

After last month, Sam and Amanda are feeling pretty humiliated. They're a couple of jocks after all, they aren't supposed to be getting their head dunked or their tiddies twisted (at least, according to them). There's some whispers going around school that Sam and Amanda aren't as cool or tough as they think they are.

This needs to be stopped, pronto!

It seems the athletic tomboys have two options: prove the rumors wrong, or stop the rumors at the source.

Maybe people will s...

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August 2025 Poll Image!

There are many tiers within the Bartholomew High Hierarchy. The Alpha is at the top, and bullies aren't far below her. Jocks tend to be on the higher end as well, slightly above the cool girls and skaters. Then you start getting into the nerds and finally at the bottom, the dorks.

Don't be fooled. The only one off limits is the Alpha. Everyone below her is a possible target for a pantsing or a swirly. Sam and Amanda are a couple of tomboys on the field hockey team. Sometimes the jocks n...

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August 2025 Weekly Sketch 3

If this had been a wedgie I could have done a 'cheeksplitter' joke. Regardless, it looks like Evelyn is getting her head dunked by Amy Chen. Being a nerd, you'd think this would happen more often.

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August 2025 Weekly Sketch 2

What makes a dork? Can you have a cool hobby yet still be a dork? It seems Captain Tashigi has answered that. Yes, yes you can still be a major dork in need of a major wedgie even if you're into something as cool as katanas!

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August 2025 Weekly Sketch 1

Olivier Armstrong may be tough, but is she tough enough to handle a frontal wedgie from Teagan? Now that I think of it, I don't think Kim has gotten the front of her tighty whities pulled yet. Perhaps Teagan is practicing for the future...

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August 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

It's been decided! Amanda and Sam are going to face off against Izumi and Amber. I'm sure the two field hockey players will only get slightly humiliated with their butts being handed to them. It's time to see just how powerful these bullies are within the school's hierarchy!

Like usual, comment below to suggest characters for this month's Weekly Sketches! Feel free to add other input like if they're alone or with another character, if they're the dominant one, or bully method. They can ...

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August 2025 Poll

Last month we got a little insight into the hierarchy at Bartholomew High. We all know that Kim is at the bottom earning numerous wedgies and swirlies, and we all know about the bullies towards the top. However, we got to see a mid tier student last month with Savannah, a preppy girl who is above Kim and below Izumi. I wonder if there are any other students in similar positions...

For this month we're going to take a look at more students of Bartholomew High, in particular Amand...

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July 2025 Weekly Sketch 4

If the Street Fighter franchise ever stops I bet Elena would have a promising career in a 'Wedgie Fighter' knock off series =P

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July 2025 Weekly Sketch 3

Hailey I'm pretty sure Wonder Woman has buns of steel. Then again, I'm sure She Hulk's buns are also pretty strong. That's one of the hidden bonuses of being a superhero, not only can you take a punch, but you can also take a couple tugs to the back of your leotard =)

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July 2025 Poll Image!

Savannah is usually pretty successful with her flirty moves. However, she underestimated how dedicated Izumi is to upholding the hierarchy. As one of the students at the bottom, Kim NEEDS to be swirlied! This one little wedgie in the restrooms shouldn't affect Savannah's standing very much, and even if it does I'm sure a couple of make-out sessions in the hallways will repair any damage done to her reputation. Kim on the other hand...This is pretty typical for the dorky goth.

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July 2025 Weekly Sketch 2

Taylor is always looking to take advantage of someone in trouble. She saw a tough looking cowgirl standing on her tiptoes on a stool and with her panties attached to a hook, the bully just had to seize the opportunity! What was Sadie Adler doing in such a predicament? Who knows, but I bet she is regretting it now.

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WIP Ellie

This isn't the Weekly Sketch, but I wanted to post something today =) After doing the previous sketch involving Ellie from TLoU, I wanted to do another piece with her to maybe draw her a little better/ more fully. So here she is stuck on a fence. I might still do some tweaks before completing the linework, or I might finish it up as is since I've got a couple other projects that I'm supposed to be working on.

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July 2025 Weekly Sketch 1

You don't survive an apocalypse without becoming a bit of a badass. Ellie is more than capable of overpowering Hailey. I doubt she learned how to give wedgies while surviving...maybe it's just a natural talent?

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July 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

Savannah's desire to flirt with every girl she meets is no match for Izumi's dedication to the hierarchy! The big bully does not budge when Savannah gives her a seductive look. Kim is at the bottom of the hierarchy and as such she must be swirlied! For trying to disrupt the pecking order, Savannah will also be punished. However, seeing as Savannah is in the upper half of the hierarchy her punishment will be simple. The flirty prep will be given a short hanging wedgie inside the restroom while...

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July 2025 Poll

It's been a while since Izumi has enforced the school hierarchy. That means it's time to remind Kim of her place with a good old fashioned swirly! The big bully escorts the goth dork into a nearby restroom and prepares for the head dunking. Just as Izumi is about to begin the swirly, Savannah enters the restroom. Savannah and Kim actually have some history together. The friendly prep takes some pity on her old friend and tries to help out by ...

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June 2025 Poll Image!

The plan was working so well. Evelyn tracked down Kim and found that she was hiding out in a secluded part of the school. The small dork snitched to Teagan, and the alpha bully came in to ruin another pair of Kim's tighty whities.

Suddenly everything fell apart. Teagan casually reached over to Evelyn and cranked her panties up and over her head in a single pull! As well thought out as her plan was, Evelyn miscalculated one thing: sometimes Kim's butt isn't enough to satiate Teagan's bu...

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June 2025 Weekly Sketch 3

Someone seems to have agitated Izumi and gotten put in their place! I wonder who it could be? She's got an atomic wedgie over her face and then her head dunked in a toilet. There's no way anyone could tell it's Kobeni...I mean...

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June 2025 Weekly Sketch 2

Nono Matsumoto isn't as much of a fighter as her little sister is. She is rude and a bit of a bully, but unfortunately for her she doesn't really seem to have the skills to back up her smack talk.

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June 2025 Weekly Sketch 1

What happens when two stubborn tomboys meet and refuse to back down from one another? They both end up with their undies getting pulled (in my head cannon, at least). Revy and Hailey decided to both use brute force to bring the other to heel. What were they arguing about? At this point it doesn't matter, all that matters is winning!

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June 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

The fate of the nerd has been decided! As smart as Eveline is, sometimes you also need a little luck when playing with fire. The smug nerd has recently helped Teagan hunt down Kim in the hallways of Bartholomew High. After stretching the goth's tighty whities and stuffing her into a trashcan, Teagan still wanted to have more fun. Unfortunately for Eveline her nerdy butt was the only one nearby...

Additionally: I had plans to change up t...

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June 2025 Poll

Some people have noticed that Eveline tends to hang around Teagan despite the two being polar opposites in the school's hierarchy. Eveline is far from dumb, she's the smartest student at Bartholomew High, and she believes it's better to stay close to Teagan rather than try to avoid her. The idea is that if Eveline works alongside Teagan then she can direct Teagan's gaze towards other students, like Kim. There's also the possibility that Eveline herself can get in on the action and bul...

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May 2025 Weekly Sketch 3

I think this is a new record, Kim has lost 2 pairs of tighty whities in a single month! Anissa seems to have had an easy time ruining a second pair of Kim's underwear. Maybe next month will be better for the poor goth...

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May 2025 Poll Image!

It's a sunny day at the Bazza Berry Putt putt and Berry Farm. The locals love playing a fun round of mini golf and getting ice cold berry slushies at the refreshment stand. However, when a couple of troublemakers like Tiffany and Mackenize come to the course, an enjoyable round of putt putt isn't always on their mind...

Tiffany has decided to help Kim experience what it's like to be cool for once in her life, and Mackenzie does what she loves, sticking her saliva coated fingers into oth...

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May 2025 Weekly Sketch 2

Kim's tighty whities are pretty durable. They endured dozens, no, hundreds of wedgies! Despite all that, it seems Shego was strong enough to rip those tighties right out of Kim's pants.

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May 2025 Weekly Sketch 1

Kim can't catch a break, even supervillains want to humiliate her. Here's Dr. Mrs. The Monarch interrogating Kim, most likely about her tighty whities.

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Zdrada input

Like mentioned in my post about changes, I wanted to occasionally get your input on various WIP pieces for fun. I'm currently finishing up this Zdrada piece with the idea of her taking a mirror selfie after being bullied and sending it out. I'd like to hear your input on what text she would have put in.

Personally I was thinking of something along the lines of her purposefully not bringing her lunch money and getting the bully to teach her a lesson. However, some of you may have a bette...

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May 2025 Poll Results and Weekly Sketches

Mackenzie and Tiffany have decided to put Hailey to the side, or rather hang her up, while they show Kim some extra attention. The spunky goth is going to be forced to hang by her underwear from the long neck statue as her friend is further humiliated by the bullies. Kim is going to find out that there is a wrong way to enjoy an ice cold slushie!

Also, this post is where you can comment your suggestions for the Weekly Sketches for this month! These sketches will involve Kim (o...

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May 2025 Poll

The weather outside is still warm and sunny. Another summer time staple in the town of Ashwood is for the girls to hang out at the putt putt course. The course offers some refreshing slushies to snack on and convenient trashcans to dispose your sticky garbage in. There's a variety of neat obstacles on the courses, ranging from fun slides and pipes, to a cute windmill and little palm trees. The main attraction are the handful of dinosaur statues planted around...

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Thoughts and changes going forward

Making this post to clear up a few things and let you all in on some changes I may be doing/experimenting with.

Clarification: I recently had my monthly poll image flagged for 'teen safety' and had to edit it in order to get it approved for viewing. This is why it was posted, disappeared, and was reposted a day or so later. I'm not entirely sure, but I think it was an automated system that flagged it, though it could have been manually flagged.

The change...

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April 2025 Weekly Sketch 3

Here is the final Weekly Sketch for April, involving Abby Sciuto. Sorry for the late post, I wasn't sure what I'd be allowed to do until the previous post was reviewed by Patreon staff and approved.

I plan to make a post later on to discuss some changes that might have to be made going forward.

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