April Fools 2023
Derpo posts
Age Old Nemesis
Now I know what you're thinking, is this a shameless self-insert of myself to live out some fantasy scenario with my OCs? Yes, definitely, and I'm totally THAT jacked in real life, no doubt about that, don't ask for any proof because it is totally, definitely a 100% legitimate truth that you won't need any proof of to believe it.
2023-03-29 04:24:06 +0000 UTC View PostA Totally Original Meme
So story time, last year, my out-of-date ass decided to do what the cool kids do and joined a meme faze that involved drawing a lot of BEWBS in different clothing flavors, popularly known as the "Shirt Cut Meme", then I thought 'Hey someone should try making a version of that but with TUMMIES'. But no one did so I decided make this a year later.
The result is that half-assed collage above of my best boy Dave, whom I haven't violated for a while, so that's why the unfortunate last p...
2023-03-28 12:33:00 +0000 UTC View PostAlvinophiliacs - Episode 1
Oops, did I say 23? Sorry I meant 28, and did I say almost ready to go? I meant not at all actually, sorry? Please forgive me UwU.
Okay, so comic writing is a bit more taxing than I initially thought so please excuse my French when I promised you all bunch of LIES that I didn't know I couldn't deliver on, this episode is still actually missing a couple of pages, like about 2 or 3 more which basically includes our not so decent heroines exiting the diner and then punching someone in the...
My Favorite Joystick
I know I'm so clever. No need to applaud I can tell you're all booing from behind your screens. Yes, I replaced the joystick controller with a penis and a belly button as input devices, yes, I genuinely think it's clever of me to do this anyone who doesn't agree can shove it. This is our latest model in boyfriend gaming technology, where our joysticks and buttons have extra sensitivity in them for more responsive gameplay, order yours today!
2023-02-15 07:41:54 +0000 UTC View PostValentine's Day 2023
I mean, it's still technically Valentine's Day somewhere right? Anyways though I wish I can make this whole sequence fully rendered, I alas cannot, for my tiny drawing brain does not have enough RAM in it to draw more of this AND draw comic pages nobody will read, maybe someday, when I have more time, and better brain RAM.
But anyways, in other news, Episode 1 is almost ready, I just need to finish a few more panels and polish some dialogue and it'll be good to go! Man, who knew comic ...
Alvinophiliacs - Prologue
I've finally managed to fart out this comic I've been working on for months and after a few more weeks of research, suffering, struggling, and suffering. (Wait did I say suffering already? Just in case I didn't. I suffered, a LOT!) I finally managed to release it into a sort of releasable state! Yayyy!
So I hope you guys like this short little introductory comic about our home girl Shane, a teenage girl with a dreaded illness that forces her hand to commit horrible atrocities like gr0p...
Head Shots Practice
Is that what their called? Gawd I hope so, I don't wanna have to draw a picture of someone getting shot in the noggin'z.
2022-12-27 20:25:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Alvinophiliacs - Underwear Secrets
Fan service? Fan service. Sadly no versions for the women because Gender Inequality.
2022-12-13 12:51:02 +0000 UTC View PostAlvinophiliacs - Meet The Love Interests
Click HERE to meet the Main Cast!
Click HERE to meet the Rivals!
Jonas - (Edwin Jonas McKenzie)
Nickname: "Jonesy"
Occupation: Farmer / Firefighter
Bio: Hard working farmer by day, dedicated firefighter ...
2022-12-13 12:50:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Alvinophiliacs - Meet The Main Cast
Click HERE to meet the Rivals!
Click HERE to meet the Love Interests!
Grace - (Elizabeth Grace Bentley)
Nickname: "Gracie"
Occupation: Flower Shop Attendant
Bio: She is beauty, she is grace, She is... well, Grace...
2022-12-13 11:37:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Unlucky Pizza Delivery Guy (WIP)
"At the wrong place at the wrong time." let's just say he was unlucky enough to have caught a bunch of mafia-type dudes in the middle of their murder session while delivering a pizza in a really shitty building, so now he's stuck in that situation.
I imagine the dude in the sweater and scars is like the "Boss" or some other cliché role that can justify why the heck he can just go do whatever he's doing with the poor guy. Speaking of doing whatever, In case it wasn't clear, I...
2022-09-30 16:30:25 +0000 UTC View PostSecret Discord Stash Update!
Hmmm... I wonder if any Patreon staff still monitors any of my dumb posts... Welp, time to do something really stupid! Any of you guys remember we had a little secret gallery that no Patreon staff should ever ever ever know about? You don't? Well now you do! Cuz I posted a crappy image set of the pic you see above there for you all to check out!
But first, I'm gonna need ya'll to send me a DM of your discord tag so I can add the specified roles for you there, otherwise our "Secret...
2022-09-21 12:05:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Morning Snuggles [WIP?]
Okay, so this one isn't exactly a tease as much as it is a "Work In Progress", I mean, I can probably get away with not coming up with sequence images for this right? No one cares if I decide to add things to this image right? No? Say nothing if yes! Suggest some nasty things to do with the sleeping blue-haired beauty's belly button if no! Eitherway, I sucker you all into doing something for me! Huzzah for evil!
2022-08-31 15:54:34 +0000 UTC View PostUroboros Death Screen?? [WIP]
Now I can probably give you several reasons to not spam me to death with hate comments for posting these illegal cliff hangers, but I think we all know that the main reason is because one, that would be a terrible thing to do and two, you all love me too much to do that~
Right?... Right?? Guys?
Totally Not The Scene From The Matrix
Except it totally is the bugging scene from the matrix. Yes! I lied! Trust nothing that comes out of my mouth! I'm not even human, I'm just a sentient sausage who learned how to type, so jokes on all of you who expected anything more than incoherent lies from me.
2022-08-31 13:12:18 +0000 UTC View PostTotally Not The Scene From The Matrix
"You're going to help us, Mr. McKenzie, whether you want to, or not."
[Context: my OC's full name is Luke Daniel McKenzie. The more you know!]
I spent a little bit of time debating whether it would be evil of me to use this as an advertisement image for my Patreon or if no one will give a damn about it for being such a fucking tease. So instead, I thought I'd ask for you dudes' opinions on the matter! Cuz obviously you're all 10-times smarter than I am and I can't make decisions for...
Suggestion Time!
Okie-zay! So it's finally that time of the month! Time for all you my creative patreon babies out here to send me ideas of characters to include in next month's poll and other crap you want me to do to said characters! As per the new usual, you can leave your suggestions on the comments below or on the discord suggestions thread! Hope to hear from all of ya! Love ya'll.
2022-07-31 02:29:16 +0000 UTC View Post