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Pick My Next ASMR Video

Hi! I'm working on some ASMR scripts right now and I usually like to do a combination of whispered and soft spoken.

I wanted to get your input for which style you'd like?

Let me know!

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Nonstop November 😘

Hi darling,

I hope you're doing well.

We all know what November means to some people, but I'm a tease, so I wanted to offer you all a discount for this month!

CODE: NONSTOP for 15% off

This code is available throughout the month of November, so join in on the fun 😉

(Might be a fun challenge too if you're into that sort of stuff hehe)

With love,
L 💜

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🌙 EARLY ACCESS AUDIO - Rich Yandere Mommy Gf Spoils You Rotten [Willing Listener] [Pet Names] [Indulgent] [GFE] [17:54]

EARLY ACCESS AUDIO

Tags/CW: [F4M] [Yandere] [Sugar Mommy] ["Good Boy"] [GFE] [Pet Names] [Spoil] [Possessive] [Willing Listener] [Indulgent] [Caretaker] [Indulgent]

Scenario: You've been with your rich girlfriend for a little while now and she absolutely adores you~

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the content you are consuming is fictitious in nature and may display themes that are unc...

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POV: Your DM Is Tired of You Fucking Everything (Funny or Horny? No one Knows)

"Spicy" Audio Drama

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Comedy] [Horny] [DnD] [World Building] [Music] [Moaning] [Weird Dirty Talk]

Scenario: You and your friend have been playing DnD together for quite some time and whilst she loves to follow the game by the book, you on the other hand, love to make her life a whole lot more difficult for your own amusement...

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the content ...

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EARLY ACCESS - Yandere Girlfriend Loves How Lazy You Are 😴 [Wholesome] [Willing Listener] [Spoil] [Obsessed] [14:00]

Early Access Audio

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Yandere] [Established Relationship] [Willing Listener] [Spoiled] [Obsessed] [Pamper] [Cute] [4th Wall Break]

Scenario: Your girlfriend has always been... enthusiastic about your relationship. Just as well, since you prefer it when other people run the show. Today, she has a special surprise for you...

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the content you ar...

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Best Friend Is Also Your Free Use F*** Pet - Part 2 [Friends With Benefits] [Topping From The Bottom] [Wet] [Talking With Mouth Full] [11:53]

Spicy Audio Drama

PART 1 HERE 🥵

PART 3 (Coming Soon) 💋

Tags/CW: [F4M] [FSub] [MDom] [Free Use] [Deep Throat] [Gagging] [Heavy Oral Focus] [Car Sex] [Talking With Mouth Full] [Orgasm] [Swallow] [Switch Up] [Topping From The Bottom] [11:53]

Scenario: You and your best friend have a bit of an arrangement. Somehow, you managed to convince her to be your "...

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19th Century Doctor Treats Your "Hysteria" 😳 [Personal Attention] [Check up] [Willing Listener] [Fingering] [Vibrator] [19:00]

Spicy Audio Drama

Tags/CW: [F4F] [Check Up] [Willing Listener] [Fingering] [Vibrator] [Light Bondage] [Personal Attention] [19:00]

Scenario: You've been despondent as of late and it's become an... inconvenience to everyone around you, so you've been referred to a physician who is said to be the leading expert in helping treat your condition...

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the conten...

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A Halloween Quickie 💃 [Established Relationship] [Loving] [Wholesome] until it isn't [Jealous]

Spicy Audio Drama

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Established Relationship] [Quickie] [Wholesome] until it isn't [Loving] [Jealous] [Halloween] [Dress] [Kissing]

Scenario: Your girlfriend is heading out for the night, but the outfit she's wearing is grabbing your attention quite a bit 👀

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the content you are consuming is fictitious in nature and may display themes that...

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Accidental Lofi - How I Moved to Australia (not a guide)

AN: This is not a guide to move abroad, but I followed it and now I'm abroad! Thank you all so much for your patience these last few months. It's been absolutely crazy, but once I've settled in, things will go back to their regularly scheduled programming.

I actually edited this audio on the plane and was so pissed when I realized that the audio quality was messed up (my yeti mic let me down... sadge), but I have no time to redo it, so I hope you enjoy it regardless.

I love you s...

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🌙 EARLY ACCESS - Interview For A Yandere Maid [Master~] [Suss?] [Wholesome-ish] [9:00]

Early Access Audio

Tags/CW: [F4M] [Yandere] [Maid] [Interview] [Suss] [Wholesome-ish] [Master] [Cute]

Scenario: You're a really busy person and are in desperate need of a housekeeper. Surprisingly, when you put out a job posting, only one person responded... At least she's... enthusiastic?

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the content you are consuming is fictitious in nature and may dis...

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🌙 EARLY ACCESS - Yandere Twins Pamper You To Sleep [FF4A] [ASMR] [Self-Collab] [Personal Attention] [Wholesome] [Alternating] [20:00]

Early Access Audio

Tags/CW: [FF4A] [Self Collab] [Yandere] [Twins] [Alternating] [High Voice] [Deep Voice] [Wholesome] [Positive Affirmations] [Personal Attention] [Hair Brushing] [Soft Spoken] [Whispered]

Scenario: You've been so busy recently and you haven't been able to take care of yourself. Not to worry, your favorite yandere twins are here to help~

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that...

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Organization 🫶

Hi my loves,

I was taking a look at the memberships recently and I am so beyond grateful for your support. I would not be able to do anything I’m currently doing in my life if it wasn’t for your belief in me, my art, and my vision.

That said, I want to do some reshuffling ahead of next year.

I know, I know, I keep doing this shit and it's getting really annoying, but my main goal with Patreon and with all of my platforms is to be as fair as possible. You all have given m...

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Spooky Season Discount 🎃

Hello my loves,

Spooky season is upon us in the Northern Hemisphere~

Even though my allergies are absolutely destroying me, I still wanted to celebrate this time of year with you with spooky audios, pretty art, sussy fun times (of course 😉), and a discount!

This discount will last throughout the entirety of October, so feel free to use it any time.

USE CODE: SPOOKY FOR 20% OFF NEW MONTHLY MEMBERSHIPS!!!!

Thank you all so much for continuing on...

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EARLY ACCESS ASMR - Sassy Mom Friend Gets You Ready For Bed [Sound Bath] [Positive Affirmations] [Valley Girl Accent?] [40:00]

Early Access Audio

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Cute] [Wholesome] [Comforting] [Personal Attention] [Mom Friend] [Slight Valley Girl Accent] [Music] [Sound Bath] [Relaxation] [Positive Affirmations] [Skincare] [Gossip] [Besties]

Scenario: Oh bestie, you look so stressed! Let me fix that for you~

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the content you are consuming is fictitious in nature and may display th...

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Daring The Popular Mean Girl To Do What You Want [Light Degradation] ["Little Loser"] [Wholesome] until it isn't [Enemies to Lovers] [Sassy] [28:56]

Spicy Audio Drama

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Name Calling] [Loser] [Light Degradation] [Cute] [Wholesome] [Making Amends] [Enemies to Lovers] [Listener’s First Time] [Party] [Stuck Together] [Oral] [FDom] [Asub] [Gentle] [Sassy]

Scenario: It’s been years since you’ve seen the girl who picked on you all throughout high school. You should feel anger and hatred for her, but when you finally see her again at a party, you realize that instead of hatred, you… miss her… A...

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Your Best Friend Is Secretly Into S/M?! [F4M] [Bratty] [Moaning] [Afterglow] [Friends to Lovers] [Oral] [27:41]

Spicy Audio Drama

Tags/CW: [F4M] [Bratty] [Moaning] [Oral] [Blowjob] [Fingering] [Wet] [Friends to Lovers] [Browser History :3] [MDom] [FSub] [Wholesome] Until It's Not [27:41]

Scenario: Your best friend comes over to hang out, but ends up falling asleep. When she comes to, she acts like the brat she normally is and looks through your browser history...

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the content you a...

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Best Friend Is Also Your Free Use F*** Pet - Part 1 [Friends With Benefits] [Topping From The Bottom] [Wet] [Talking With Mouth Full] [21:27]

Spicy Audio Drama

Part 2 Here 🥵

Part 3 (Coming Soon) 💋

Tags/CW: [F4M] [FSub] [MDom] [Free Use] [Deep Throat] [Gagging] [Heavy Oral Focus] [Wake Up Blowjob] [Talking With Mouth Full] [Orgasm] [Swallow] [Switch Up] [Topping From The Bottom] [21:27]

Scenario: You and your best friend have a bit of an arrangement. Somehow, you managed to convince her to b...

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Love Talk 💜 Episode 4 - Forgiveness Is a Currency Not Everyone Can Afford

Hi! I'm Lune, your favorite lover girl and welcome back to another episode of Love Talk 💜

I got the inspiration for this episode of Love Talk after a conversation I had with a friend.

Growing up, I always heard from the people around me that I need to forgive and forget. Whether it was from family, teachers, or even my friends, forgiving and forgetting was shoved down my throat when in reality, I didn't want to.

I held a lot of resentment in my life and whilst I've since ...

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EARLY ACCESS - Tsundere Bully Gf Patches You Up [Tough Love] [Meanie] [Head Pats] [ASMR]

Early Access Audio

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Mari] [Lake Valerie Academy] [Tough Love] [Wound Care] [Personal Attention] [Meanie] [Little Mouse] [Head Pats] [ASMR]

Scenario: After months of begging, Mari finally decided to take you out on her motorbike, but as soon as you tried to get on it, you fell... hard...

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the content you are consuming is fictitious in nature and may display ...

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"We're In This Together" - Zombie Apocalypse [F4A] [After the End] [Rambling] [Wounds] [Taking Care of You] [14:57]

Early Access Audio

Tags/CW: [F4A] [May] [Zombie] [Apocalypse] [Rambling] [Wounds] [Taking Care of You] [Personal Attention] [Clingy] [Basement] [Ambience]

Scenario: After decades of taking the world for granted, Mother Nature has decided that humans are no longer at the top of the food chain…

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the content you are consuming is fictitious in nature and may display themes ...

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What I’ve Been Up To 🌊

Hi my loves,

As some of you may know, I’m currently on vacation (hence why I haven’t been active and posting). I’ve been having so much fun on this trip and to say I needed this break would be an understatement.

I can’t wait to get back to you all, but in the meantime, here are some highlights from my trip thus far.

I’ll do an asmr vlog for you all when I get back if you’re interested 🫶

Thank you all for sticking by me and for your continued support. You...

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EARLY ACCESS - Cute Barista Aggressively Flirts With You [Wholesome] [Giggly] [Flirting] [Teasing]

Sweet Audio Roleplay Drama

Tags/CW: [F4M] [Wholesome] [Giggly] [Flirting] [Teasing] [Cafe] [Ambience]

Scenario: You have a favorite barista in town who you always try to visit. Unbeknownst to you, her favorite customer just so happens to be you too 😉

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the content you are consuming is fictitious in nature and may display themes that are unconventional. Please d...

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Handcuffed To The Chair By Your Bratty Girlfriend [FDom] kinda [Teasing] [Blindfold] [Switch]

Naughty Audio Drama

ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE 18+

Tags/CW: [F4M] [Bratty] [FDom] kinda [Switch] [Teasing] [Riding] [Handjob] [Bondage] [Losing Control]

Scenario: Your usually bratty girlfriend decided to switch things up, but you're unsure how you feel about it 😉

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the content you are consuming is fictitious in nature and may display themes that...

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Supervillain Is Actually Your Wife?! [Enemies to Lovers] [Bratty] [MDom] [FSub] [Rough]

Spicy Audio Drama

ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE 18+

Tags/CW: [F4M] [Enemies to Lovers] [Bratty Villain] [MDom] [FSub] [Rough Sex] [Moaning] [Begging] [Face Fuck] [Comedy]

Scenario: After years of blood, sweat, and tears, you finally defeated your greatest nemesis, Mistress Misery, a bratty, but brilliant evil genius. When you finally have her in your grasp, what you find underneath the surface shocks you...

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies...

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Girlfriend Cheers You Up On Your Birthday [ASMR] [Wholesome] [Cuddles] [Kissing] [Positive Affirmations]

Sweet Audio Drama

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Wholesome] [Cuddles] [Kissing] [Positive Affirmations] [Pillow Fort] [Lap Pillow] [Hand Holding]

Scenario: It's your birthday today, but unfortunately, it's already managed to be ruined. Not to worry, your girlfriend is here to save the day!

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the content you are consuming is fictitious in nature and may display themes that are unconventio...

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August Discount!!!

Hi my loves!

We're in the tail end of summer already in the Northern Hemisphere (what the actual hell) and because I'm going on vacation soon, I wanted to give your wallets a vacation too!

Use Code: VACATION15 for 15% off your first month of memberships!

This ONLY applies to NEW patrons.

Thank you so much for your love and support.

Always with love,
Lune 🧸🌙

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Sunset Lamp + Bikinis 🧡

Hi lovely,

I was testing out some old lighting equipment I got ages ago and discovered that I freakin' adore sunset lamps! This was shot with my phone, so I can't promise that the quality is gonna be amazing, but I hope you all like it regardless.

Also, the bikinis in the photo were purchased by you guys, so thank you so much! I'm so ready to go on vacation and be in the ocean all day. I promise to take cuter photos for you whilst I'm out there.

Thank you so much for your su...

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EARLY ACCESS - Yandere VTuber Goes Crazy For You [Wholesome-ish] [Willing Listener] [Ramble]

YouTube Early Access Audio

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Wholesome-ish] [Willing Listener] [Ramble] [Crush] [Love] [Obsession] [Unhinged]

Scenario: Your favorite Yandere streamer has a confession...

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the content you are consuming is fictitious in nature and may display themes that are unconventional. Please do not allow the contents of this video/audio to reflect on yo...

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EARLY ACCESS - Rich Bestie Helps You Get Over a Breakup [Gossip] [Pampering] [Hugs] [Positive Affirmations]

YouTube Early Access Audio

Tags/CW: [F4A] [Gossip] [Pampering] [Hugs] [Positive Affirmations] [Personal Attention]

Scenario: You're heartbroken by your recent breakup, but not to worry, your rich bestie is here!

Disclaimer: Whilst indulging in brief fantasies may provide temporary catharsis, please bear in mind that the content you are consuming is fictitious in nature and may display themes that are unconventional. Please do not allow the contents of this v...

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Cosplaying Roommate Rewards You With Her WHAT?! [Teasing] [B*tchy] [Bad Roleplay] [23:42]

Extra Naughty Audio Drama

Tags/CW: [F4M] [Roommate] [Cosplay] [Psylocke Costume] [Photoshoot] [Teasing] [Flirty] [Bratty/Bitchy] [Dominant] to [Submissive] [Bad Roleplay] [Ass Play] [Anal?] [Nerd Culture] [OF Content]

Scenario: Your bratty roommate is an OF model which you didn't really care for, not because you don't like OF, but because she's only in it for the money. She does a lot of nerd culture content, but has absolutely no idea what any of it means. Oh we...

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