AN: a bit insecure about t-this chapter, so you have to be nice to me uwu〜☆
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When the first man had fallen to the floor and then ran away, nobody had reacted. When the second one had let go of the artefact and started screaming, people started asking questions about what he had experienced.
Whatever lightness of mood had built up during the first few minutes of the test had all but disappeared leaving behind a frenzy of people worried abo...
2024-06-09 14:43:15 +0000 UTC
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Harry was sitting on the steps of Privet Drive 4, which, just to be stated once again, were incredibly pristine. A packed trunk was sitting next to him, and he was dressed in a comfortable outfit made for travelling. Short black jogging pants and a white T-shirt, with similarly white sneakers.
'You sure are wasting a lot of time for someone who wants to become proficient in legilimency in two weeks,' the disillusioned hat remarked sarcastically from the top of the boy's hea...
2024-06-05 15:34:26 +0000 UTC
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Many adults would describe life as inherently Sisyphean.
Sisyphus had been the king of Ephyra, who had cheated death thus and thus been punished by Hades, the god of the underworld, to push a boulder up a hill, only to let it roll down, and push it up again, for the rest of eternity.
The reason why Sisyphean as an adjective gained such popularity was because of the modern realisation that a lot of the tasks one had to complete in life were essentially en...
2024-06-05 15:24:54 +0000 UTC
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After collecting some ideas from you guys, here is a list of possible stories for which I'd write a first chapter for if it wins the vote. Remember, this is for when I finish Harry Evans or Pokemon and need a new project, all the first chapters will be voted on, which should turn into a full story.
Previous winners: Iruka Umino SI, Harry Evans gets summoned by the order.
Jumpchain fic: Luna Lovegood gets thrown through the veil at the ministry of magic in her fourth...
2024-06-03 10:40:42 +0000 UTC
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Alright, short update on the situation. I'm sure none of you noticed, but in prep for my uni exams I didn't actually write anything these past month and a half. I wrote it all in advance, knowing I'd be busy and stressed. Muahahahahaha, you got tricked??? Or did you, whatever...
Anyway, today my one day vacation after exams ;_; is officially over and I will be writing again. I hope I haven't gotten rusty and that I can get back into it. Always a fear for me for some reason. I thi...
2024-06-03 09:26:29 +0000 UTC
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In a very weird, the clearing that Harry had created all those years by burying the remnants of his past, like the corpse that it was, had remained the only source of real stability in his life in the past years. He'd gone to Hogwarts, made friends, and met teachers. Had become skilful in several different magical and non-magical disciplines. And yet the apple tree, and the cave, and the green grass and the tranquillity of the forest that greeted whenever he entered the clearing remained the ...
2024-05-30 03:00:01 +0000 UTC
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When the time arrived for Harry to leave, all good things came to an end eventually, neither of the pair really wanted to separate. However, sitting in the car parked at the train station wasn't something they could sustain indefinitely even with their top-tier banter, and thus eventually they had to let go.
"It was a nice weekend," Harry commented.
"Just nice?" Tonks asked with a cheeky smile, causing the boy to roll his eyes.
"It was amazing, Ton...
2024-05-27 03:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Rather than out of any respect for tradition, it was sheer coincidence that caused the stinky hobo to start his gym challenge in Pewter. Born and Fuchsia, the young boy had worked countless tasks in the villages spread throughout Kanto before quickly being thrown out once the inhabitants of these villages noticed the repellent effect their day-labourer had on the pokemon around them. Going thus in a reverse circle of banishment the boy had travelled from Fuchsia to Lavender, from Lavender...
2024-05-24 03:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Hello hello, the Dumbledore Interlude that was last voted on has been written for a bit now, and I've just been having to gather my mental strength. Final exams next week and im a bit whumpf. Anyway hit me with what kind of fics you'd like to see first chapters of and I'll make a poll.
new rule this time, while the order of the phoenix omake was fun, I'd like to get some suggestions that aren't derivative of my already established works. I think I'll add that as its own separate ...
2024-05-22 16:54:51 +0000 UTC
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AN: I am very excited, I finally get to start reaping the narrative rewards of all this prepping.
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Jin woke up bright and early the next day, as had become his habit. Fear suddenly overtook him as his eyes fluttered open and he lay on his futon before he remembered that his training was done.
The Illusion Room was finished and had been accepted by those who’d commissioned it.
He took a few moments to ap...
2024-05-20 03:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Disclaimer: Parts of this chapter may be based on historic events, but should not be confused with factual history.
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Finding weed in any European city was not a particularly difficult task, to be honest. Back when Harry had been still living in his previous life, he'd simply always had friends who had friends who had a dealer. At some point, he'd even been getting a steady supply of free stuff from a female friend whose boyfriend grew his own stas...
2024-05-17 03:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Alright, so the poll was narrowly won by the book review idea. I'll do a classic literature video first and then ask around for a good fanfiction or webnovel.
I'll just note here that I'll only start working on this new project 2nd of June when I finish my exams. It will probably up to two months for the first video, since I have to teach myself editing, find a camera etc. whatever. Future ones should be faster.
2024-05-15 18:08:47 +0000 UTC
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Having decided to go to Cerulean for the gym challenge and to then participate in the youngster tournament three weeks after meant that the relaxed schedule that Joey had been anticipating suddenly turned hellish.
The issue was mostly that with the gym challenge being a randomly chosen task and with the youngster tournament being a knockout elimination bracket, Joey had to prepare for two very separate things.
However, while he gathered his thoughts on the su...
2024-05-14 03:00:01 +0000 UTC
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"Diagnostic spells are always the very first step to any kind of healing. You know how to heal a cut, and how to identify one. But, a diagnostics spell is more than just the identification of a wound or a malady. It actually sort of gives you a blueprint of how the wound, ehh, feels?" Tonks asked more than explained.
"You don't sound that sure of yourself," Harry prompted from where they were sitting on the living room rug. They'd decided to do a little magic exchang...
2024-05-11 03:00:00 +0000 UTC
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This will be a poll to see what future avenues you would all be most interested in. I will take this into advisory as I plan my next move.
As you know I have recently gotten enough patrons to quit my student job, and am now ready to cautiously probe an expansion of my online activities.
Note that I have not put up starting another story that updates real time as I don't have capacity to really do so.
Three options:
1: One of the things I have been thinking on doing for...
2024-05-07 08:29:14 +0000 UTC
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After Jin recovered from his happiness-induced bout of dizziness, Elder Flower informed him that now was the time to show the Illusion Room to the Elders of the Mad Monks Sect.
It went to show just how much importance the monks put on better vetting their disciple candidates, that it was only 3 hours later that the meeting began. Jin and Flower were sitting in the large conference room with the two sect elders who had met them upon their arrival all those months ago, and for some reason...
2024-05-07 03:00:01 +0000 UTC
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So, I've been admittedly very lazy with this considering how many people have been asking for it, but I've decided to start including a tier list to my Rattata story.
Gremlin Jack actually gave a good suggestion that I add pokemon we have interacted with meaningfully in the story, so I only have to add two or three a chapter.
Backtracked and checked who we've met and made this list
Correct me if I called a pokemon a different tier than it is now on the list, or if we've met ...
2024-05-05 08:33:38 +0000 UTC
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In the headmaster's office at Hogwarts, a meeting that would under normal circumstances not arouse any suspicion was taking place. Dumbledore and Slughorn stood around the large table that dominated one side of the room and were talking. Fawkes, coming out of a burning phase, was weakly chirping.
However, all of the portraits in the office were empty which was the first indicator that this chat was more special than simply the head of Slytherin informing the headmaster that...
2024-05-04 03:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Trigger warning: Cancer
Longer Post warning:
When I started this patreon around a year ago I never expected that so many people would like my stories. I've been writing since I was 16, my first story still on fanfiction being "Empathic capacity of a teaspoon," and I think I've improved a lot since then. This patreon and the interaction with you guys is definitely the most validating thing that ever happened to me! Not just because you're all amazing, but also because I had a horr...
2024-05-02 10:12:58 +0000 UTC
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In the end, Harry and Tonks had quite frankly been similarly stumped at the ward on the door of the guest bedroom. While they were both capable in their very own manner of identifying that the ward was there, neither of them were actually capable of dispelling it without triggering it. And even if they had been, the parents would have definitely noticed that the ward was gone. For all intents and purposes thus, the guest bedroom was out of service. Harry dumped his trunk in the l...
2024-05-01 03:00:02 +0000 UTC
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AN: This chapter could have alternatively been titled, Joey handles adult things lol. Weirdly enough, I think it was one of my favorite chapters. Don't really know why.
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Joey was sitting in a sterile waiting room that he had become very familiar with in his last life, but to which he'd lost exposure ever since being reborn.
Fun fact. Being born a ghost-typed human meant that he wasn't really affected by diseases that circulated aroun...
2024-04-28 03:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Changed the banner image to a racoon, because I felt like it.
Thought you should know
2024-04-25 07:23:06 +0000 UTC
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Gringotts broken into! Wizarding Britain in shock!
After having stood as an unassailable bastion of wizarding banks, we here at the Daily Prophet are shocked to report that Gringotts has been broken into during the previous night. While the Head chief of the bank Sir Gribblybock tells us that the vault broken into was one that has been dormant for the last ten years and that nothing was stolen, people are, understandably, concerned about the safety of their fun...
2024-04-25 03:00:02 +0000 UTC
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It was a warm summer day in the city of Wu, one of the more important trade cities in the region. Housing approximately 200,000 people, it served as a home for many wealthy merchants who profited richly from the intersecting rivers that met at the city gates.
However, no matter how powerful a merchant, they were still mere ants at the feet of a cultivator. That was why, whereas a decade ago the city's administration had been equally influenced by the merchant clans of Yung and Bao, now ...
2024-04-21 03:00:01 +0000 UTC
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"Give me your stupidest house-elf."
Narcissa stared at Harry as if he'd started speaking gobbledygook. "What?" she asked, for the first time in the whole conversation looking completely baffled.
"Every pure-blood house has that one elf, you know. The one getting ideas beyond its station." He meant, of course, Dobby.
"You want a house-elf. A misbehaving one," Narcissa asked slowly, as if unsure that she'd heard him correctly.
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2024-04-18 08:00:01 +0000 UTC
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It has been voted on that the next Harry Potter Interlude will feature Dumbledore, I think I can get it out in about a month, patience till then ;I)))
2024-04-16 13:19:28 +0000 UTC
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Joey ended his trip to Constance with a fully unconscious team and no misdreavus to show for it. Not because she wouldn't join him on his journey eventually, but because he’d sat down and talked with golduck instead of running away.
While talk was perhaps a bit of a misnomer, there had been a lot more shouting and wildly gesticulating involved, the conclusions they had come to had nevertheless been logical.
Currently Joey did not have a team slot for misdre...
2024-04-15 03:00:01 +0000 UTC
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"What do you want?" Harry asked Lady Malfoy as she stepped up to him after he'd exited the store. He was still stuck with the dilemma of where he should put all his newly acquired illicit goods before going to Tonks. Couldn't really have her snooping through his trunk and finding… Well, all of that stuff. Although knowing her, she wouldn't recognize anything but the book on rituals to actually be illegal.
Lady Malfoy and looked him up and down disdainfully.
2024-04-11 03:00:01 +0000 UTC
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This is a poll to decide the POV of the next Harry Evans interlude
2024-04-09 16:55:03 +0000 UTC
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If Jin thought that the seeming mental tranquillity of inner disciple Shen would help make the training of the lance anything but hellish, then the next few months firmly disabused him of that notion.
Every morning he would wake up and the first thing that he would do would be to meditate to prepare himself for the gruelling start of the day ahead. Then he would take the wooden carving of the lance reinforced with some sort of spell resin to hold its shape no matter the abuse...
2024-04-07 03:00:01 +0000 UTC
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