I haven't drawn a single thing all week. This looks like a messy crayon drawing. I think I've spent maybe 35 or 40 hours on it. Mostly just looking at it. It's messy. I'm worse than I was 3 years ago. I don't ever understand the point of this one. Wrestling. I don't want to start over because I don't think there's anything here. I was looking for a real job when this whole thing started happening, and now I feel like I should just be grateful I have this, but I'm just not feeling it.
2020-05-09 03:40:16 +0000 UTC
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I really like this concept (it got suggested in the comments, so thanks community!), but my first draft was . . . Ugh. I think my art is getting worse. I'm trying to be more "painterly," by working on details as they seem important, but then I spend 45 minutes on a nose to get it to look right, and then I only spend 15 minutes on scenery which is so ugly that no one sees the nose I spend so long . . . Ugh. My painting style gets way too blurry. My blending needs way more practice.
2020-05-05 18:20:40 +0000 UTC
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What are Black Widow, Jubliee, and Captain Marvel doing in the Savage Land together? I kinda like images that let you make up your owns story. Ugh. I' get really lost with these larger compositions. I keep forgetting where the character ends and the envioronemtn begins, and I just have a really hard time placing the objects in a three-dimensional space in my imagination, and then duplicating that in any meaningful way in a drawing. The worst part is, I spend so much energy trying to make the ...
2020-05-04 16:26:33 +0000 UTC
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Pick multiple choices, for I may make multiple pieces. But the more you choices you make, the less value they end up having, since I look at the 'weight' a candidate gets, rather than just a raw number.
This one poll is going to serve for much of this month, since I'm focusing on the DBDB thing between commissions. Obviously, as a freelancer I love the Free Market, but I absolutely believ...
2020-05-02 14:46:05 +0000 UTC
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Changed the logo to be more brand apropriate, and the coloring of the sword to not clash as much, also to match the characters's more pragmatic and spartan vibe.
2020-05-02 12:51:59 +0000 UTC
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Poor lil' Beastgirl. She was raiding, though, and raiding is bad.
2020-05-01 14:47:58 +0000 UTC
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As an Existentialist, I refuse to believe that fictional constructs have an inherent properties, but that said, I find it really racist towards Celts that Barbarians have a -2 Intelligence modifier.
This is based on some dumb thing I saw on Twitter.
2020-04-29 12:22:49 +0000 UTC
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I'm doing a Savage Land themed thing that'll be some sort of pinnups of Captain Marvel, Black Widow, and Jubilee (Vampire version). These will be ass-centric pinnups regardless, but what 'vibe' do you think would be most fun?
Multiple-choice if two really appeal.
2020-04-28 12:01:50 +0000 UTC
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I think I'm getting back into the swing of it. I should have another page right after this, but it's not in continuity. You'll see.
2020-04-28 11:56:07 +0000 UTC
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Thanks for sticking with me everyone. And not just through the current events of the world, but throughout the many years of my career. LOL! I can't believe I'm still doing this. There are so many talented, struggling, briliiant artists in the world with genuine knowledge, vision, understanding . . . I feel like a poser, but I'm very happy to have this.
https://drive.google.com/o...
2020-04-24 13:41:06 +0000 UTC
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I like the soft-lore of Zelda a lot. What are Wizzrobes? They change from game-to-game. I like to think of them as Elemental, like spirits given form as malevolent spell-casters who serve Ganon. I like the idea that a lot of the monsters are just manifestations of dark 'corruption,' but I also like imagining the Bokoblins and Lizalfos as being an actual race in the world.
I also love the very simple yet addictive loot gathering in BOTW. I'd roll up on any group of enemies I ...
2020-04-22 09:03:50 +0000 UTC
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Ugh. These look really fucking ugly to me. All my art does, but I think I get away with some of it be having a fucked up imagination and low-denominator humor, but this just looks like dry, dusty, blotcy slop. I think I need to change my content. This cartoonish BDSM stuff doesn't seem to suit. It's what arouses me, but only when it is drawn well. Other artists make it look fun and cute, but with me it just looks repressed and gross. The two pages of the FF7 thing don't even match. I dr...
2020-04-21 09:51:25 +0000 UTC
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Fuuuuuuuuck, I love Zelda: BOTW. Been replaying it during this, and I love it. Literally just the very, very, very, simple Playmobil-level game-play of ganking monsters, stealing their body-parts, using the parts to buy arrows, gank more monsters, so on. Wandering around a beatiful environment. Changing clothes to fit into the environment. Camping out in cool spots. If BOTW had any sort of simple base-building feature (like anywhere in the world) that would have made the game a 12/10, instead...
2020-04-18 05:29:20 +0000 UTC
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So if I'm ever going to finish this stupid thing, I'm going to need to focus on it. That means that most of my polls for a while are only going to relate to narrow aspects of this comic. No big story stuff, but some things like outfits and jokes will be decided here.
The idea here is that Dragonborn has fucked a lot of princesses, and been caught by their heroes during the cucking. Who is...
2020-04-17 23:06:10 +0000 UTC
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I'll be putting these into a Google Drive file soon, and I think it'll be available to everyone. I'm sorry that the art is going to be VERY messy from here on out. I'm just trying to churn through fan-fiction. The art's always been what it is though, so . . .
2020-04-17 22:59:39 +0000 UTC
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This is the 'textless' version of the first part of of the FF7 thing. It was originally only going to be the image of Tifa with Red and Cloud, with Tifa and Cloud in their corresponding outfits, but when I watched the play-through I wanted to draw them all. Wow, I really wish they'd make an FF7 movie.
Cloud hits that protagonist-button REALLY hard. Every girl wants him, but he's like "Nah . . . I'd rather be an incel." I normally hate that attitude, unless it's played as a farce, ...
2020-04-16 02:46:48 +0000 UTC
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Young Justice has had some really stand out moments. The Harley Quinn show is also really good too! Wow.
Sorry that the art in the Skyrim comic is going to be so fucking inconsistent (consistency bad though, LOL). Maybe finishing this project will be the experience I need to learn to draw in a uniform way. I've never been able to get out of the headspace that I'm figuring everything out for the first time every-time.
2020-04-12 05:01:56 +0000 UTC
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I hope everyone is chilling. I am. I've got a pending commission that involves Cloud crossdressing. in the remake, you can apparently choose between three different dresses, corresponding to what you chose for Tifa. Cool. I love details like this that require multiple playthroughs. I think it shows confidence on the game-designer not to put all of their content in a linear structure. Like a good book, you have to re-read it to get the full message. Anyways, which dress should Cloud be wearing...
2020-04-10 17:30:45 +0000 UTC
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Damn, my shit is messy. You get the idea though right? It's Inuyasha fucking the Centipede Lady. This was sych a dope anime. Part schoolgirl romance, part hardcore bloody psycho horror. The anime hooked me with the crow-demon that animated the dead bodies of bandits by flying into their chests and living in their rib-cage. Dope. Hardcore. My interest in the anime petered out though.
THANK YOU FOR THE COMMISSION! I'm sorry that it was so slow. And actually, this is a WIP, I'm gonna...
2020-04-08 14:32:23 +0000 UTC
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A really talted artist named Carolos Gomez got a lot of flak for 'oversexualizing' America Chavez, which 1) eye of the beholder, 2) good, her character design needs it to remain interesting, 3) She's a SUPER hero, not a NORMAL hero. Why would she have a flat White-feminist ass?
Cassie Sandsmark knows what's up. Sorry Ginny Hex. You got cucked.
2020-04-06 14:02:42 +0000 UTC
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I guess the theme I chose was "sweaty abs."
2020-04-04 15:43:44 +0000 UTC
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There is a scene in the Young Justice series in which Black Beetle tells Wonder Girl "Don't be jealous. I can put you halfway through the door too. Halfway . . . The hard way." He then slams her against the wall until she's knocked-out (but doesn't actually put her through it, sadly. Point is, I have to draw this.
https://youtu.be/adEeto7qhoI?t=229
I realize that there are a million different incarnat...
2020-04-02 13:50:15 +0000 UTC
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This one was fun. Superheroes have always been fetish-bait, I'm not even confused about why I love them so much, or why I sexualize them. A class of uber-elite superhumans with interesting powers, dynamic personalities, and incredible powers . . . . Yeah, I'd want to live that life.
What's going on with Marvel right now? They've got a character names "Snowflake" and "Safespace?" Lol. Those are ideas that only an untalented hack like me would could up with. I actually would c...
2020-04-02 07:12:22 +0000 UTC
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I'm doing this on Twitter. They'll just be simple colored sketches. I want them to have a theme, but I'll figure that out once I have a large enough pool of characters. Please, if you have a porn-account on tweitter, go there and give a suggestion
2020-04-01 14:21:31 +0000 UTC
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Something of a follow up to an earlier picture of an elf napping a goblin girl from her boyfriend. Now he's nabbed them all.
2020-03-30 19:17:47 +0000 UTC
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I wanna focus on some Robin stuff. I actually do love Robin. Time Drake was my boy. I still don't really think Damien works. There's something poetic about Batman adopting orphans with similar circumstances to his own, but him having a son with an Assassin Princess is just a bit too much to explain, and it isn't flexible in more realistic settings, whereas Dick Grayson and Tim Drake work in any setting. Assume that this Robin is an older Damien though, so he'll have a 'bratty ninja' vib...
2020-03-28 12:32:22 +0000 UTC
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I think it's funny that these two ended up having a very similar theme. The Captain Marvel versus Captain Marvel was one of my top DC-vs-Marvel ideas, and I wasn't happy with that Flash-vs-Quicksilver thing I did. It was very 'meh,' and this is better just because of the names.
2020-03-28 11:53:58 +0000 UTC
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Batman and Catwoman are the ultimate alpha-couple. He's a billionaire playboy with a dark, violent undercurrent to his otherwise mysterious and erudite personality, and she's a sexy independent woman who takes whatever the fucks she wants from the world.
I can't even relate. I can't relate at all. When I die, if I get one of those Konosuba events in which I get to choose my next life, I'm choosing Batman. Sorry Martha Wayne. Sorry Thomas Wayne. If you two have to die for my super ...
2020-03-27 04:29:18 +0000 UTC
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I like Selena MacCain. She's an exorcist, and that feels appropriate right now. She also lived during one of the darkest periods of Europe's history, so that feels kinda appropriate too. Here are some ideas with her, getting a bit more specific.
1) Cute Werewolf boy. Selena captures a big scary werewolf, and jacks him off until she's milked a bucket of cum from him. He turns back into a cute farm-boy, and Selena explains to some busty farm-girls that "His lycanthropy is triggered ...
2020-03-23 20:07:33 +0000 UTC
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My graphics-tablet got here early and I am back at it! I'm so relieved. This activity really helps my mood. I hope all of you have something like this, and I hope everybody is doing well. If any of you have lost your job in the last few days, I hope you aren't out on a ledge, and I hope you realize that you aren't alone. You've got lots of good company right now. I hope you all have places that are comfortable to chill in for a long time, and I hope you have easy access to coffee and weed (my...
2020-03-23 19:29:03 +0000 UTC
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