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Chapter 7: Big Daddy Raga's Home

Chapter Summary: 

Jin: The end of an era! Again! Get fired up, you lot! Hopefully, we can finally wrap up the first arc, unless of course our dear Author wrote way too much agai—GAH! Did you just pistol-whip my beautiful face?!

Author (still holding a Beretta 92FS): Don’t give me that lip, boy! Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep the word count down when the creative juices are exploding ...

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Trailer/Teaser 3 for Chapter 7: Big Daddy Raga's Home

Arc 1: The Cursed Hero 

Chapter 7: Big Daddy Raga’s Home

Narrator’s Voiceover:

Van the Flint was a Level 4—one of the strongest in the city, in fact—yet still only a Level 4. Even so, combined with his strongest skill and exceptional magic, he could stand toe-to-toe with any of his stronger Level 5 brethren, the Gulliver brothers. <...

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Trailer/Teaser 2 for Chapter 7: Big Daddy Raga's Home

Is it Wrong to have Comedic Potential in the Dungeon?

JJK Narrator’s Daughter POV

The recently kidnapped, disembodied voice, after calming down from her unsolicited multiversal trek courtesy of the machinations of a celestial amphibian, cleared her throat with a few theatrical “mi-mi-mi,” the giddiness palpable in her inflection.

(Though she couldn’t help but muse over the fact that, instead of lizard p...

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New Chapter 6 is here!

Those of you with reading comprehension (which should be all of you, considering you’re paying to read a story) read that correctly! The new Chapter 6 is dear, queer, but not near--- ’cause it’s already here! BTW, I rhymed the fuck out of that!

The reason it’s so late is that I was going to release it on Halloween since I thought it would be at most 5–6k words like most of my average chapters. But no---this bad boy was standing at 12k just today! Yeah...

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Author's Update

Hello everyone,

I know I’ve been MIA for some time, but I’ve got an explanation for it. I said a while back that only an apocalyptic event would stop me from releasing two chapters in October---and I’m sorry to say there’ve been two apocalyptic events since that day.

For the first one: on the day I released Chapters 4 and 6, I mentioned being too tired to proofread the other half of Chapter 6 and said I’d release it the next day. I was going to do that, but then I saw so...

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Additional Announcement: Chapter 7 Release Date

The release date for Chapters 5 and 7 will hopefully remain next Sunday---October 26th. Considering how smoothly Chapter 7 has been coming together compared to Chapter 6, I’m confident I can crack it on time.

At most, if those #rapture loons on TikTok were actually right (or some other world-shaping event decides to drop), the release might get pushed to October 27th.

But come rain or shine, Zim X. Pluto swears to his fans that he will deliver two c...

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Announcement: Chapter Release, Chapter Structure Addition, etc.

So many announcements, so little time---so let’s get crackin’!

Announcement 1: Chapter Summaries are now officially included!

Each chapter will now include a summary at the start! Since I cross-post my story on AO3---and they have a rule requiring every chapter to have its own summary---I figured I might as well make it part of the structure everywhere.

And not to toot my own horn, but dare I say it... I write a pretty lean, mean, reading-machine ...

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Health update and Chapter Delay

To those who didn't read my notes at the end of Chapter 4 on Patreon or my comment under Chapter 2 on QQ: I caught the flu around 18 September and have been in quite debilitating pain since then, so I was unable to do my favourite pastime (writing) because I couldn't get out of bed for most of the day.

I mostly recovered as of yesterday and now feel only mildly inconvenienced by the illness. Let me tell you, being able to write without pain has been a balm to the soul. For the record, w...

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Chapter 4: The One who Left Fatherhood Behind

The God-Mama Part 1

“I have been far too lenient with you, my girls,” said the woman in the swiveling chair, her breezy tone making her ice-cold words all the more frostbite-inducing.

The chair turned to reveal a woman dressed in a dark three-piece suit, a matching bow tie, and a rose pinned to her coat flap. Sprawled across her lap was a cat girl whose head she was stroking.

This was Mia ‘God-Mama’ Grand, Doña of the ...

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Chapter 3: NEW BESTO FRIENDO!?

Mia ‘Mamafucking’ Grand was not amused. One could even say she was ticked off. That person would not be incorrect—just unaware of the severity of her displeasure.

The Level 6 Owner of Hostess of Fertility, and former Captain of the Freya Familia, was fucking pissed.

Her reason? The puffy-eyed, pajama-clad, Boaz slumped beyond the bar counter, scarfing down gallons—literal gallons—of gelato, with his plushy propped on the seat beside him.

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Index Part 2: Falna Levels and Jujutsu Grades Comparison

[Currently being re-written]

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Chapter 2: Death Battle: Emo vs Prev-azon and Elf Knight

Freya sipped her tea, her hand clasped with Jin’s, who was reading the latest issue of the Nabu Familia’s newspaper.

Across the table, a Boaz still in his chibi Valkirye PJs and tightly clutched his Zald the Gluttony Plushie, a haunted look in his eyes.

Freya set down her tea and squeezed Ottar’s hand. With his blank stare fixed to her, she gestured towards Jin.

“Ottar, sweetie, Mommy would like to introduce you to Mr. Fushiguro—her...

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New ASOIAF Story: Pax Dothrak

What if the Dothraki were as blessed the Mongols of our world and got there very own God-Tier Empire Building, Genocide Implementing, Nut Butter Spreading, Warlord like Genghis Khan?

In this world through the historical analysis of Maester Aelyx Ruthermont we learn about the history of the Dothraki Empire, their successors, their successor's successor (Hint EXPY Timurid Empire) and even their gosh darned monkey licking successor's successor's successors (Hint x 2 Mughal Empire) and to ...

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Potential’s Chap 1: Sorcerer in the City

Our young urchin-haired Protagonist enters into the chamber of a certain Goddess of Beauty.

He finds the Divine Beauty, more bare than usual, her eyes lidded, reclined salaciously across her opulent couch.

“Well…are you just going to watch?”

“Heh, I’m in danger and…I don’t mind that at all!

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Announcement! New Story Droping

I am back from my too long Hiatus! I am currenly working on the next arc of Hardhand! I will resume giving you EXTRA chapters till chapter 7 drops but until then feast your eyes on this!

Is it Wrong to have Potential in a Dungeon is a Self Insert as the "Potential Man", Fushiguro Megumi, (From JJK) in the City of Adventurers, Orario (From Danmachi)

The Summary goes something like this:

Standing in front of the gates of the Labyrinth City of Orario (Yes, that one) in...

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Announcment: Skeptic Tier Updated and other Tier Announcments

From now on Skeptic tier will allow the subcribers of this tier to read one EXTRA Chapter early.

I am currently trying to add one EXTRA chapter per the dollars that paticular tiers cost or in other words 3 EXTRA Chapters for Conspiracy Theorist and 5 EXTRA chapters for Intergalactic Asylum.

Also I am trying to add two more tiers with the 4th tier costing 7.5 dollars with 3 full chapters and 8 EXTRA chapters along with a 5th Tier with costing 10 dollars with 4 full chapters and 10 ...

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Updated Link to Discord Server: The Mother Ship

My username on Discord is Zim X. Pluto

https://discord.gg/55MmD42A

I hope you bring some good discussions on the group

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EXTRA: Harwyn “the Hardheart” Hoare: Chap 1: The Grey Letter

What if Harwyn was born as the oldest grandson of Harren the Black?

-Line Break

Fifth Moon, 100 AD (2 BC)


3 day since Aegon’s Landing


Aegon “the soon to be Conqueror” Targaryen POV


It was always once in a full moon when Aegon felt fear. The emotion which so naturally to his lessers felt more like an acquaintance rather than a d...

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Apologies for the delay!

I was supposed to post my first EXTRA chapter of Hardhand on the 19th of Febuary but was unable to do so because of a sick family member who I had to visit in the hospital. Long story short he got a shit ton of sitches on his head and I now have a life long fear of stairs.

I will try my best to get the Chap 7 on time and I am quite sure it will be.

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Updated Link to Discord Server: The Mother Ship

My username on Discord is Zim X. Pluto

https://discord.gg/rPHUty9n

I hope you bring some good discussions on the group

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Attention Duelists! Weekly Short Stories are Here!

Secret’s from the Century of Blood: Every week starting from 19th February I will publish a 1-2 thousand word chapter, maybe even 3K if I’m really feeling the strike of my Muse for all tiers from Skeptic to Asylum. These stories will be divided into three categories and many stories in these categories will get multiple characters: 


Funny Flashbacks: Humorous (Most of the time) Flashbacks of eve...

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Updated Link to Discord Server: The Mother Ship

My username on Discord is Zim X. Pluto

https://discord.gg/8DgAvCN8

I hope you bring some good discussions on the group

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New Link to Discord Server: The Mother Ship

My username on discord is Zim X. Pluto

https://discord.gg/KGvE5af9

Thanks to dbz evo for the reminder

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Beta Reader Wanted

If any one wants to Beta this fic for me or if you have someone you know who would be interested then please head on over to Discord and message me.

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My Schedule

I will update a Chapter every two weeks and in a couple of months I will start giving you all more content once I get into the flow of University

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