Jess

Groovy Bby!🤖🤖💖💖💖

"I can’t believe Vanessa, my bride, my one true love, the woman who taught me the beauty of monogamy, was a fembot all along!"

Tickled pink in-studio for the Fembot shoot I did with Stefania Ferrario and Bambi Fairy💖 

It's been fantastic dressing up/ going retro on these past few shoots with Stef, and I'm going to try and do much more. I've been here in Australia for almost 2 months now (I came here as part of a modelling contract), and commercial work has been demoralisingly slow (non-existent). But these shoots, and just getting to create with my best friend... It's really helped me [try to] stay positive and keep the faith. I mean, look how gorgeous and cute and fun I am! 

Pumpkin 🎃🎃🎃

Samhain or not, I always want to know: what's one of the spookiest things you've ever experienced? Also, gimme all your spooky podcast recommendations. Gimme.

Last week, Stef and I went on a ghost tour. I don't think I saw any ghosts, but who knows if one of the other guests wasn't some nosy spectre. (You're a nosy spectre! :p)

Speaking of Stef, she shot these photos of me 😍🧡🍊 With music accompaniment from The Cramps. Tis the season!

'Clueless' set pt 2 - Just Dionne

Following on from the duo set with Stefania I just posted, here are my Dionne solos. Really loving this preppy get-up, I think I'll revisit it.

More importantly, I hope I make the grade! 📚📑🖋️📝

Ew! As if! 😩 'Clueless'-inspired shoot with Stefania Ferrario

Cult classics recreating a cult classic. Getting Clueless with Stefania 💛🖤

This was so much fun to shoot. I want to be a "fashionable, upmarket young woman who possesses a high social standing" all the time! I think! :p

Some Dionne solos coming up, in just a sec...

Welcome Home! 👋🌞

Picture this: You've just got back from a supplies run at one of the island's little village centres. Our favourite drinks, food, sweets, a bluetooth speaker, sunscreen and bug spray! I rush to the door to greet you.

Welcome home!

FLASHBACK FRIDAY: SUNSET SEA HAT!🤠👒🤠

Trying a new thing (again), cos I have thousands of photos I'm really proud of, and not enough people get to see them!

This week, it's SUNSET SEA HAT! A set which does exactly what it says on the tin 🌅🤠

"You look lonely. I can fix that."

Yes, really 88 photos! I just couldn't narrow them down 💜💜

Joi-inspired (after the fact) set with my twin flame, Stefania 

Super Soaker pt 2!🔫🔫💦💦

Aaaand the rest of these bad boys!!💦 

Thank-you for being here ❤️❤️💖

FLASHBACK FRIDAY: Zumo de Naranja 🍊🍊💦💦

Trying a new thing (again), cos I have thousands of photos I'm really proud of and not enough people get to see them! 

This Friday, it's some hot, wet Parosian (don't know if that's a real word. What even is a "real word" anyhow!) photos from 2022🍊💦

FLASHBACK FRIDAY: SUNSET SEA🌅🌅

Trying a new thing (again), cos I have thousands of photos I'm really proud of and not enough people get to see them!

This week, it's SUNSET SEA. Your humble Goddess and an end-of-day frolic in crystal clear Greek waters...

Super Soaker🔫🔫💦💦

A slight delay there, as I was in the midst of travelling back to Australia (no, seriously), but here's pt 1 of SUPER SOAKER!! "Part 1", because I struggled to narrow it down beyond about 90 photos

Hands up! 🔫💦

Why yes, I've (at last) been able to get back on all my editing today 😎

SUPER SOAKER🔫💦 coming first week of September!

Tomber

Ever been utterly inspired by a painting...?

How many ways are there to photograph a tiny bodysuit? Part 2

Part 1

Evidence of 32 more ways to photograph a tiny bodysuit

How many ways are there to photograph a tiny bodysuit? Part 1

At least 31?

These were taken in NYC in 2018! And a lot has changed, including me (on the inside mostly, but also this is before I went back to my natural red hair colour).

I don't even know where they make bodysuits this small any more! Ah, the glory days of 2018 and small bits of fabric :p

It's Not Easy Being Green

Certainly not when you're shooting self-portraits in the shower, and don't realise your gosh darn camera is out of focus for a good 30 shots, so you have to reshoot, but there were some darn good ones in that blurry bunch, so YOU can have the lot! 🍏

Cretan Creatures

Admittedly, I've not been shooting a lot lately, but when I finally get it together, it's new favourites all the way 😍 Really proud of these Hellenic hot-ones. Especially those last few on the staircase. But also, all of them!

This mini break is specifically for work, so there's a lot more sun shots to come (I actually still have a couple more sets from last year's trip to share🙃).

Thinking of you...

I've left you alone a while this month, but for good reason! And finally, after the first all-nighter of my life (seriously, I've never stayed up all night before, I always guilt myself into at least an hour or two, no matter the deadline), I'm finally on a much needed break with some besties. And please-

LOOK AT THIS PHOTO WE GOT TODAY!??!!

Full set coming later tonight 🌿🌱

52 Nudes

I'm not even gonna get into how hectic this month has been😭. Just know I'll be glad to get through it all to Sunday. Feels like I haven't blinked in 3 weeks 👁️👁️. Blinking all day Sunday! :D

Here are 52 photos from a recent, rainy summer afternoon to apologise for my absence...

Pearls and a White Satin Shirt

I dunno, just feeling a bit romantic today...💐🌸🌹

Chaos Theory NYC

Gosh I forgot how lovely these shots are. Selfies for Chaos Theory NYC harnesses 💚💚

May Mixed Lollies🍭🍬🍭🍭🍫

Assorted candies for your consumption!

If you're not sure what 'Mixed Lollies' means, it's an idea I pinched from Stefania, where I post a bunch of disparate single photos and mini sets together. Bits'n'pieces I can't figure out how best to post, so why not just post them all at once?

Eat up!🍬✨

Zumo de Naranja🍊 Hot Wet Summer 💦

All I'll say is I can't believe I haven't posted these yet 😭

Cuccia Capelet (preview)

More in focus here 🖤🤍

Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?

Second question: Is this too many photos...?🤔

One for every week of the year, I guess :p

Crochet Bikini pt 2

The rest of this hot sweaty Brisbane set!

The Warmest Colour

A preview for my public!💙

Main set has about 56 photos (really hard to count the photos on the patreon app, I kept losing my place😅)

Lady Sings the Blues

She's got 'em bad 💙

An abundance of self-portraits in this slinky blue dress. (True story: I wore this dress to take myself to dinner, one hot summer evening in Paris, took the metro and everything, and when I got to the restaurant, there was no space (not even for 1!?!) and I had to just go back to my hotel. It's not all glamour and queue-jumping, this modelling lark 😅 Still, I wore the dress for me, and I felt like I was in my own movie, tottering around gay Paree 🎬 Maybe one day...)

Crochet Bikini part 1

Sweating in Brisbane.

This set comprises about 50 pictures (I couldn't narrow it down, I look too good!😩!), so I'm splitting it in two. A rapid-fire set, shot in the brief window I had this beautiful house all to myself.

Not seen: the two cats I was lovingly arguing with 😍

Black and Blue❤️

Easing you into Spring with this sunny throwback. I had totally forgotten this set (I mean, I do have over 7,200 files spanning 5 years of work!), but look at it! The accessories, the dress, the dappled light! Just so pretty! How dare me!?!

I was in an 80s, soft-glam-metal phase at the time, listening to Black and Blue by Van Halen over and over. (Catchy, super-naughty lyrics, total musical artistry. A jam!) I think I channelled that energy in this set 😍🤘

Self-shot in my garden🌿

Back with some new-new TOMORROW!