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Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP2 bundle

Hello Giantess and size changing fans!

The latest full episode of Star-ship Bloopers is now available on http://funkypedia.com[

The site may not look like much but all transactions are handled by sendowl, so buying is safer than the browsing experience would suggest. 

This episode has Owen shrunk to about 5'1" while attempting to work out a way to get his cargo from a mining colony in the middle of a labor dispute. Chant...

All inclusive vacation date pt4 uploaded

Hi Patrons, 

The final part of the All-inclusive vacation date is now playable.

The "date" is composed of over 80 renders but since pt3 could lead to 4 different outcomes, you'll most likely experience only 15-20 frames per play-through of this epilogue of sorts.

• The biggest form of Amelie
• Amelie and Kat together
• Mentally sane Amelie 
• Kat only

As usual, don't be shy and please report any issues with the ...

Weekly update: Emma

Hi patrons,

This week's update has:

• 3x Emma Body shapes
• the 2 previewed cut-scenes

Enjoy spring break if you can!

8' tall Streaking Emma!

Has she lost her mind or is she just head and shoulder above all that? 

This week's update is:

• The previewed cut-scenes
• 3x Olivia Body shapes

Weekly update. Also... Game speed.

I sometimes get the comment that the game is too slow. Unfortunately for fast paced growth enthusiasts, it is by design. I know many of you try to race the characters to the soft-cap at every play through and feel like getting there faster would be even better.

• When finished the whole game's story will span all 3 years of Oliver's graduate program.
• There will be Blooperverse events meshed into the game's story for the whole ride.
• A lot of energy ...
  2021-02-12 22:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Bug reports still needed

As mentioned in the rewards message, there was no weekly update because of the high priority of fixing bugs.

The biggest issue was one with OAth2. Which was temporarily worked around by removing the authentication and rely only on encryption. While this is not ideal, it is still good enough and an improvement over the previous iterations.

Issues remain, but they need to be addressed one by one and at the moment of writing this post, I've run out of bug reports to ...

Weekly update and news

This weekend is devoted primarily to the completion of the monthly reward (Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP2.4) and also if more feedback comes in to justify it, I'll fast track a game client patch,

This weekend is devoted primarilly to the completion of the monthly reward (Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries EP2.4) and also if more feedback comes in to justify it, I'll fast track a game client patch,

This week's content update is:

• 3x Olivia body shapes
• the 2 pr...
  2021-01-29 23:39:16 +0000 UTC View Post

Game client B10.7 ready for testers

Let's get testing boyz!

I have uploaded the new game client and I'll be darned if there aren't any bugs in there for you to report!

https://bit.ly/3ioPjEv

Weekly update: Ronald Drumph!

So this week was special for my southern Neighbors (A.K.A. The United States of America) they had it bad for the last 4 years, worse since Covid-19 Broke out and even worse-e-rer in the last couple of weeks as a desperate wanna be dictator attempted a coup on one of the most important democratic state in our REAL world.

The Orange buffoon is not completely gone yet and probably won't be for a while still. He's already being shunned by his former allies and busi...

More QA needed

Sorry Patrons,

Build 10.7 will need another weekend of QA before it is ready.

There is just too much regression testing to go through and bugs still being uncovered to get it done earlier that that.

I don't know how CD Project Red does it... But I can't

Weekly update: Charlie!

Hi Patrons,

This is the weekly update, contains have been uploaded as follows:

• The previewed cut-scenes
• 3x Charlie body shapes
• all chapters are drafted

Weekly content update

Hello Patrons,

I'm still working on the Winter build update, I should be done with QA around January 17th.

This week's update:

•     4X Jack Body shapes (can now grow to 6'8")
•      
•     The previewed cut-scenes
•      
•     All chapters have been drafted (updates will follow new content being available)

Last weekly update of 2020!

Hello Patrons and also everyone else!

Let me first wish you a solid 2021.

What a year it has been, and probably not for the better if you ask many of us... But now is the time for optimism and hope that 2021 will bring brighter days.

What are the plans for the Blooperverse in the new year, well... let's break it down for each quarter:

Q1:

• Winter game client update (Summer jobs)
• Database security upgrade+
• All-inclusive stor...
  2020-12-31 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Weekly update! (I'm baaack!)

Hello Patrons!

First with the human malware update. We all ended up having moderately mild symptoms, somewhere between a bad case of the flu with a side of pneumonia to medium-rare flu with a side of mononucleosis. We're all pretty much fully recovered at this point, so let's get on with the good stuff!

This week's update:

• 4x Charlie body-shapes (can now grow to 8' tall)
• 2x previewed cut-scenes
• 4x chapter texts (all game chapters draf...
  2020-12-24 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

New game client build: All inclusive pt3

You can get the new game build enabling the 3rd part of the all-inclusive vacation by following this link: https://bit.ly/3ioPjEv

All images have finally rendered and the script seems sound but I've saved the testing for you my minions (twirls mustache while trying to suppress a coughing fit)

Please let me know of any inconsistency in the encounter sequence by Private Message.

Human Malware strikes at Bloopers Studios Headquarters

Hello patrons and followers.

First, I want to state that my immediate family is not at high risk but some of us, including me have tested positive for COVID-19. We have medium-mild coughing symptoms and in my case... loss of taste/smell.

What it means for the game developments and updates is as follows:

• Lower availability of the rendering computer, since everyone is working or learning from home, all the family computers, displays and laptop-friendly s...
  2020-12-04 21:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post

Weekly update: Skinny Emma

Greetings!

This week's update contains:

• The previewed cut-scenes
• 3x Emma body shapes
• 1 chapter text
• New funkypedia.com entry: The City
• Star-ship Bloopers: Mercenaries Ep2, Act2 is on sale at funkypedia.com (for those who are not getting it as a reward next week)

Speaking of next week: No weekly update, I'm taking some time off with my significant other (a.k.a. the 5' MILF)

Enjoy those Black Friday deals, keep your germs t...

Weekly update and news

Hello Patrons!

This week's update contains:

• the 2 previewed cut-scenes
• 3x Olivia body shapes
• 1 Chapter text

On the monthly content front, Starship bloopers (EP2 Act 2) was finalized last week and the All inclusive vacation part 3 is fully scripted. Where there might be issues is the 3rd part is the longest and most complex of the 4 parts with multiple possible endings resulting in over 80 shots to pose and render. I can't guarantee all of it wil...

Weekly update

Hello there,

We've got the following content updates today:

• 3x Jack body shapes
• the previewed cut-scenes
• 1 chapter text

Also, the new Starship Bloopers : Mercenaries Episode 2 act 2 story is fully rendered and edited. Which means I'm ready to start working on the 3rd part of the All inclusive vacations.

Have a good weekend!

(Spoiler warning) Weakly update

Before you check the cut-scenes, know they might include a spoiler about the story elements to be added to the game's future.

This week's update contains:

• The previewed cut-scenes
• 3X Ava body shapes
• 1 chapter text

For those who have already scene the All-inclusive vacation part 2, what are your impressions?

New Game Client (BETA 10.5)

DB ISSUE FIXED: Patreon changed the name of a database column causing some membership validations to fail when they shouldn't. (I couldn't log-in myself!)

BETA game client B10.5 can be downloaded here: bit.ly/3ioPjEv

Hi Everyone,

This update is out of sequence as the real update was planned for late December 2020*. But I needed to activate a function fo...

Weekly content update

Happy Halloween,

As you might have noticed, most characters of the Blooperverse are Pastafarians and they take Halloween seriously:

Halloween is an important Pastafarian holiday because  it honors the time when Pirates roamed the earth in freedom. Pirates  were His Chosen People, and their dwindling numbers have had a direct  effect on the world around us. It can be safely assumed that the recent  spate of earthquakes, hur...

Weekly update and news.

Hi Patrons, 

We've made it to another weekend, first here is this week's Update content:

• 3X Jack Body Shape
• The 2 previewed cut-scenes
• 1 chapter text
• Captain Stephaniehas her own article on http://FunkyPedia.com 
• Support FAQ for the Funky-Spice PC Game published to http://Funky...
  2020-10-23 20:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Weekly content update

Hi Everyone, it's that time of the week again.

in this update:

• The previewed cut scenes
• 3x Ava body shapes (including on very skinny Ava...)
• 1 chapter text

Weekly update: 2 cut scenes!

Hi Patrons!

This new weekly update format now favors cut-scenes and game chapter redaction/planning over the http://funkypedia.com updates.

included this week:

• the 2 previewed cut-scenes 
• 3x Ava body shapes
• 1 chapter text.

have a great weekend, stay away from human malware and enjoy Canadian Thanks giving at home. 

Weekly and Game update!

download the B10.4 client here: https://bit.ly/3ioPjEv
(Please read the release notes)
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Hotfix: Game version updated from B10.3 to B10.4, use the same link as above
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BUG REPORT: One tester h...

Weekly update

Hello Patrons!

This week's update contents:

• The previewed cut-scene
• 3x Olivia body shapes
• Lady Yvonne on funkypedia.com

Other tasks progressing as scheduled.

Have a good week!

Weekly Update

Hi Patrons,

The weekly update contains:

• The previewed cut-scene
• 3x Charlie body shape
• General Lydstrom on funkypedia.com

With that out of the way, I'll go work on the final renders of BrideCraft 5 and the new BETA build scheduled for release at the beginning of October.

Cheers!

Weekly update

Hello Everyone, the contents of the weekly update are as follow:

• The previewed cut-scene
• 3x Olivia Shapes
• Kitty's page on http://funkypedia.com

In other news, the final render count of the 1st vacation (Amelie and Kathleen at the all inclusive beach resort) is 54 Frames, allowing for a few alternate outcomes so each play through should be around 45 frames. The first encounter with the girls...

Poll 3/3: Story vs Features

Hi guys,

poll 1 has established that game content (code or renders) should take priority over Theater features and side stories.

Poll 2 was about game functionality implementation and most of you want more earning opportunities for Oliver and NPC challenges.

All of this is coming but there is this one last question. The vacation feature will be available in October with two possible destinations. Of course, ...