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Weekly update: The Blue MILF

Hi Patrons,

The Blue MILF now has her own Funkypedia.com article. All I need is a reason to bring her in the game or a story!

Also in the update:

  • The previewed cut-scene
  • 2x Olivia body shapes
  • 1x Ava body shape
  • This month's game chapter description

Coming up next, the first vacation date and Bridecraft 5.

Cheers!

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Poll 2/3: Feature priority (+ weekly update)

Hi Patrons, 

(check the attached files for the cut-scene preview.)

Also updated this week:

  • 2x Ava Body shapes
  • 1x Olivia Body shape
  • a Sperminators article on Funkypedia.com

The first poll may not be concluded yet but the 2nd option is leading by a safe margin, so here is the roadmap up to Oct 5th:

  • weekly updates continue as they are.
  • Monthly update: 1 chapter description
  • Sept 5th reward: S...

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Poll 1/3: Expectations

Hello Patrons,

Once in a while I like to ask:

"What do you expect from Bloopers Studios in exchange for your patronage?"

By now, you know I like to deliver on time and keep my community informed of everything being done to grow the Blooperverse.

From past experiences I know not everyone has exactly the same expectations so in order to align my efforts as much as I can with what you want, please tell me what you feel the Blooperverse needs? (Or the clos...

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Weekly update: The Terran conglomerate

Sorry for the late post. The updates have been uploaded for a couple of days already I just forgot to post about it :-(

This week's Funkipedia.com content is the history of the Terran Conglomerate, the publicly traded government of the Blooperverse's future. 

Also updated:

  • 3x new Jack body shapes
  • the previewed cut-scene

This weekend and the next are dedicated to coding a new feature for the October Game client release. 

There are a ...

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Weekly Update

This week's funkypedia.com update is an article about the second Galactic Kingdom of the Sci-fi Blooperverse: The Amazon Hive.

 Also in the weekly update:

  • 3x Oliver Body Shapes
  • The previewed cut-scene

EDIT:

All three Kingdoms are going to be listed on the companion website before Starship Bloopers: Mercenaries (Ep. 1,Act 3) is sent as the monthly reward in early September...

Starship Bloopers: Mercen...

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Weekly update: The empire.

This weeks Funkypedia.com update is an article on "The Empire of Simulated Individuals". The largest galactic faction in the written future  of the known Blooperverse. Since this month's reward wil be a "Starship Bloopers: Mercenaries" installment, I thought it was fitting to know more about this part of space Owen and Chantal are adventuring through.

Other updates include:

  • The previewed cut-scene
  • 2x Ava Body Shapes
  • 1x Olivia Body Shape
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Weekly update: The Douchebag

Hi Patrons,

This week's spotlight is on Brian aka Captain Douchebag. Go check it out on funkypedia.com

Other updates include:

  • the previewed cut-scene
  • 2x Olivia Body shapes
  • 1x Ava Body shape
  • EDIT: Monthly content update is the Spring Break chapter description.

For next week, I'm thinking of doing one of the 3 space age Kingdoms or one of the faction leaders of that Era.

What do you G...

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Weekly content update: Triplets!

Hi Patrons, 

This week's funkypedia.com page is the Mars Triplets: Aka, Kiiro and Aoi! Learn more about them, they might show up soon in new stories!

Also, there has been a price drop on the older content in the store. I'm still trying to balance out the (price/frame-count/quality) ratio of old stories VS New ones as most of the old stuff is only in the store because I get asked for it now and then by PM, so having it in the store allows people who are too shy to ask for it t...

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Weekly update: Bro scene!

Hi Patrons, 

this week's update features:

  • 1 New body shape for Ava
  • 1  New body shape for Emma
  • 1 New body shape for Charlie
  • 1 cut-scene (included with post)
  • 1 New FunkyPedia.com info page: Quadzilla!

I haven't had any new bug reports since version B10.2, so I suppose that is good news. The monthly reward for the 5 USD+ tiers will be a new in...

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Weekly update "Zappers" + B10.2 Update

Learn all about Zappers on Funkypedia.com

Also, an new cut-scene featuring Oliver and Olivia and 3 new body-shapes (Olivia 2x  + Ava 1x)

I'm currently fixing this week's reported bugs and a new build can be expected this Sunday.

EDIT: The new build will update the saved games to the new version. That might not be a perfect process, especially if you had run into problems with the specific...

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New Build: Private Messages for Bug reports.

UPDATE: A new installer was published last night. The bit.ly report has only a couple of you downloading the game client after I replaced it with the "correct" one.

so if you were having the "ChapterID" bug, it is fixed in the new build.

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Hi Patrons,

I just uploaded the new Build. The first BETA Build. All saved Games have been reset/deleted. We all get a fresh start in this new testi...

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Game server Maintenance Jul 1st

Just a heads-up there will be a disturbance in the Yoga on July 1st because of the beta release.

  • The game server will reject all connections for the duration of the maintenance.
  • After the maintenance a new link to download the Beta Client will be published.
  • All saved games will be deleted.

While I have your attention, The monthly update "Chapter 4: Winter Gains" will be published by the end of today. Some new goals related to this new Chapter may not ...

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Weekly update: BETA style!

Hi Peeps!

Getting closer to the BETA by the minute! There is still a lot to ramp up with the whole ecosystem starting with a FunkyPedia.com update.

So now Nadia has her page on FunkyPedia along with Jim's, every week I'll be adding content until we can't think of anything else worth adding to the site!

Also, the site now has a picture preview slideshow for the current projects (Brid...

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Weekly content update (Beta Style!)

So this week's content update is public because of the need to promote the project a little before starting the BETA.

This week's Funkypedia.com knowledge page is Jim Johnson.

The weekly body shapes are Ava x 2 and Olivia x1


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Test render

I've worked on a new set with night lighting. the grass is pretty basic but I think the pool looks right.

UPDATE: I'm still working on that night scene in the back yard with the Pool. Now I'm pretty sure I've nailed the pool, and the lighting is almost right. The grass is much more realistic but there are some weird areas I need to fix/hide under plant pots in front of the pool...

FYI, the model is Julie, the landlord from Bridecraft who got spiced-up to 5'10" with D-Cups. I guess...

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Weekly update: 5 new body shapes, mostly Ava

Also, Thanks to a new tester for reporting missing database objects that made the game fail to launch.

It is now fixed.

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Game files back online

 

file services for the game have been offline for a while now, a game tester alerted me to that fact.


Since I was not immediately impacted when the issue started I can't tell how long the situation has been going on... could be a week or two. At first I thought it might be due to the hosting service performing maintenance but those typically should be done after 24 hours.


So I took a deeper look and found there was a config option missing, which I have now fixe...

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Weekly updates: Emma

5 new body shapes have been uploaded for Emma.

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Weekly content update: Not the usual

There is no denying the need for more sprites to accurately portray the characters on screen but with BETA on the horizon, there was a need for other types of content to be readied for the B10 build.

So texts were written, renders were made, world building content was created...

but saddly no new body shapes this week.

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Weekly content update

5 new character body shapes have been uploaded and can now be seen in game.

Canada is having a long weekend so I should be able to make some good progress on the next game client build and maybe get started on the monthly reward (Bride Craft 3)

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Weekly update: mid-height Muscular Ava

muscular/bodybuilder Ava in the 5'8" - 6' range...


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Weekly update: Jack and Emma

Emma can now grow to the maximum 8'1".

Monthly reward and account activations should be done by Sunday night.

cheers!

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Weekly update + test renders

Hi Patrons!

A quick content update first and then some test renders for the Sci-fi story almost nobody asked for I'm not settled on the tittle yet but its in the post Star-ship Bloopers era.

Main characters are a young Terran pilot and a space amazon, teaming up to make their way out of imperial space after the Emperor's departure.

On their way, they will have to stop on various planets, each of them having their particular biological or technological compo...

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Weekly content updated!

a few "normal" height of massively muscular Olivia in there...

oh by the way, just putting it out there for techies: Booting from vhdx outside of a VM is awesome. I'm not going back to boring physical drives any time soon.

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this week's update: cancelled

So the weekly content update for this week is cancelled, crazy weak in RL and Daz Studio gave me bad attitude, hate it when it happens, building this game is what I like the most of all my "work like" activities.

RL issues are behind me now... So lets pretend this week didn't happen and have a regular update next week once I've fixed my software problems.

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Weekly update: Charlie + Bug

So Charlie can grow to 7'8" now.

Also, the new build has a bug with the theater. I'll try to fix that with a release on Monday. Sorry for the inconvenience, that part tested well when first implemented, but it seems that the background worker needs a bit of tuning.

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Weekly update: Short muscular Olivia and Charlie

Funky Spice is not affected by COVID-19 but it doesn't cure it either.

We live in a pandemic world, some of us are losing their jobs, others are working overtime, some suffer in isolated silence and some myriads of other shades of green stripped purple can also be found.

I'm part of the lucky ones, I came back from travel just early enough not to prevent me from starting work at my new job and my new employer sent me right back home to tel-commute after a week of training when the...

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Weekly update: Mixed

new body shapes for Charlie, Emma and Jack.


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Weekly update: mix of Emma and Charlie

Sorry no picture preview this time.

I should be able to bring Yoga to QA this weekend and expect a new release as the monthly "reward"

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Weekly update: Charlie

Charlie now peaks at 7' tall and 475 pounds.

but you might notice that I now need to render the bench press with him. This is not a good sign. I need to do that otherwise there is no way to prevent character layers from overlapping the background and other characters and breaking the perspective.

The bigger the characters get, the more often I need to use such tricks but there are actual limits to how much I can move the characters around and make them fit.

It is difficult a...

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