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Doo Doo Days pt. 2 w/ John Nunn (audio)

We fire up the Autoblow and let that bad boy rip as we fondly recall experiences in black movie theaters, make plans to dress up in full Joker makeup at funerals and share our feelings via Minion memes. 

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Doo Doo Days pt 2. w/ John Nunn

We fire up the Autoblow and let that bad boy rip as we fondly recall experiences in black movie theaters, make plans to dress up in full Joker makeup at funerals and share our feelings via Minion memes. 

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Band of Mothers pt. 2 w/ Jon DelCollo

A legendary party weekend with the titans of Philly podcasting comes to a close. Memories of strip clubs, monster dongs and genuine feelings are shared as Big Jon Stud aka Jon DelCollo returns to the cast.  

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Band of Mothers pt. 2 w/ Jon DelCollo

https://youtu.be/9EDMAgqQBR4

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AUDIO Diarrhea Sobriety pt. 2 w/ Ryan Shaner

We come back for part two of this bad boy and things devolve quickly as Ryan refuses to blow Tim's back out should he somehow have a pussy for 48 hours. The bonds of friendship are put to the test and Shaner gives a glimpse into what kind of serial killer he would be, if he isn't already.

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VIDEO Diarrhea Sobriety pt. 2 w/ Ryan Shaner

https://youtu.be/O2Yb8rg5-Cg

We come back for part two of this bad boy and things devolve quickly as Ryan refuses to blow Tim's back out should he somehow have a pussy for 48 hours. The bonds of friendship are put to the test and Shaner gives a glimpse into what kind of serial killer he would be, if he isn't already. 

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AUDIO Lorena Bop It pt. 2 w/ Ian Fidance

We come back for another heaping helping of Ian Fidance to discuss coming dangerously close to buying a Sum 41 ticket, pledging allegiance to Korn, scheming for painkillers and blowing kids' baptism money on electronics. 

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VIDEO Lorena Bop It pt. 2 w/ Ian Fidance

https://youtu.be/kX7Z74UC0yk

We come back for another heaping helping of Ian Fidance to discuss coming dangerously close to buying a Sum 41 ticket, pledging allegiance to Korn, scheming for painkillers and blowing kids' baptism money on electronics. 

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AUDIO It's Pronounced Clam-Madea pt. 2 w/ David James

We continue the slurpfest with David James and get dick deep in discussing jazz school, our personal favorite porn moments, finding time to do the things you love and wasted farts.  

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VIDEO It's Pronounced Clam-Madea pt. 2 w/ David James

https://youtu.be/04jL_k8FrX0

We continue the slurpfest with David James and get dick deep in discussing jazz school, our personal favorite porn moments, finding time to do the things you love and wasted farts.  

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The Diddler

Italian teen heartthrob Frankie Vaginatti whips the crowd into a frenzy as he performs his smash hit song and dance entitled, "The Diddler."

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AUDIO Dumbspringa pt. 2 w/ John McKeever

We are back with John McKeever bustin' cheeks and springin' leaks. McKeever fills us in on some incredible news about making cool new shit, then we get into a heated discussion on cartoon porn before things settle down with a Lord of the Rings-themed wedding proposal.   Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

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VIDEO Dumbspringa pt. 2 w/ John McKeever

https://youtu.be/nPe6tN69LNQ


We are back with John McKeever bustin' cheeks and springin' leaks. McKeever fills us in on some incredible news about making cool new shit, then we get into a heated discussion on cartoon porn before things settle down with a Lord of the Rings-themed wedding proposal.   Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

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AUDIO Flatbrimliners pt. 2 w/ Brian Six

We're back splittin' cheeks with The Beezer and discussing his experience with retarded animals, hot teachers and a couple of cringey celebrity interactions. Beezer also gives all the spicy details from his work running the social media accounts of some of the hottest snizz in chat smut. 

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VIDEO Flatbrimliners pt. 2 w/ Brian Six

https://youtu.be/TscvgL0TDcg

We're back splittin' cheeks with The Beezer and discussing his experience with retarded animals, hot teachers and a couple of cringey celebrity interactions. Beezer also gives all the spicy details from his work running the social media accounts of some of the hottest snizz in chat smut.  Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

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AUDIO The Squeaker Episode pt. 2 w/ Mr. Tubs

We get down and dirty with some disgusting tales of memorable plumbing experiences while discussing our love and hatred for Florida. Tim's hours old fart leaves an indelible mark and sparks discussion and arguments before the conversation inevitably turns back to the Auto Blow sitting on the table.

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VIDEO The Squeaker Episode pt. 2 w/ Mr. Tubs

https://youtu.be/B8fKlNUT_Tw

We get down and dirty with some disgusting tales of memorable plumbing experiences while discussing our love and hatred for Florida. Tim's hours old fart leaves an indelible mark and sparks discussion and arguments before the conversation inevitably turns back to the Auto Blow sitting on the table.

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Have You Ever Jerked Off in the Rain?

Hey bubs. I wrote a poem for you about jerking off and doing the things you want in life and it's called, "Have You Ever Jerked Off in the Rain." Love you guys and have a great weekend. 

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AUDIO OJ Symphony pt. 2 w/ Chris Wood

This episode kicks off with a criminal amount of jazz and vinegar regarding Mike's feeling towards Tim's video game hockey squad. Feelings eventually simmer with discussion around getting an official podcast pet and having to work in the vicinity of fat lady feet. Bad blood inevitably returns which results in a mutually agreed upon fart-off to settle the stinky score between Tim and Mike.

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VIDEO OJ Symphony pt. 2 w/ Chris Wood

https://youtu.be/PI21XUQvvyY

This episode kicks off with a criminal amount of jazz and vinegar regarding Mike's feeling towards Tim's video game hockey squad. Feelings eventually simmer with discussion around getting an official podcast pet and having to work in the vicinity of fat lady feet. Bad blood inevitably returns which results in a mutually agreed upon fart-off to settle the stinky score between Tim and Mike. View Post

AUDIO CatastrophGlee pt. 2 w/ Jon DelCollo

We are back with the vigor of homophobic Indonesian cops, pitching business ideas such as Auntie Quranne's Pretzels, searching the depths of the ocean for the Bitanic and making the brake-screeching turn back to full wigger. We were wilding out like forced labor monkeys on this bad boy, so grab a knife and a loved one to threaten and let this episode carry you away.

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VIDEO CatastrophGlee pt. 2 w/ Jon DelCollo

https://youtu.be/Htpyu8ROGig

We are back with the vigor of homophobic Indonesian cops, pitching business ideas such as Auntie Quranne's Pretzels, searching the depths of the ocean for the Bitanic and making the brake-screeching turn back to full wigger. We were wilding out like forced labor monkeys on this bad boy, so grab a knife and a loved one to threaten and let this episode carry you away.

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January Program Check In Right Fucking Now!

Just checking in with the bubs to talk programs and see how everyone is making out with 2021 goals. Whether financial, relationship, fitness and/or cum based, we're ready to rock and want to hear from every fat gay retard like us who is committed to rippin' shit up this year. 

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AUDIO Nerf Benoit pt. 2 w/ Tommy Pope

Tommy Pope comes back for another hour of wilding out which is highlighted by the most dangerous homemade Fleshlight contraption, chimpanzee mafia movies, quick cummers and Tommy making Jake laugh so hard he loses his breath while choking on his water, resulting in a terrifying amount of time without air, while on air. Also, immediately after Jake nearly laughed to death, Tim choked on a slice of pizza. This episode is a great reminder to hold your fat gay retards a little closer tonight.

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VIDEO Nerf Benoit pt. 2 w/ Tommy Pope

https://youtu.be/ZlwPRjHhkSU

Tommy Pope comes back for another hour of wilding out which is highlighted by the most dangerous homemade Fleshlight contraption, chimpanzee mafia movies, quick cummers and Tommy making Jake laugh so hard he loses his breath while choking on his water, resulting in a terrifying amount of time without air, while on air. Also, immediately after Jake nearly laughed to death, Tim choked on a sl...

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UFC 257 Chill Sesh w/ Chris Wood

Yo bubs! This was a blast. Fights were awesome, chat was popped off and Wood ate so much candy we thought we were gonna have to call his mom to pick him up. 

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AUDIO Sugs Bunny pt. 2 w/ Kilah Fox

You got us fucked up if you thought we weren't going to continue carrying on with Kilah Fox. We discuss Kilah's prowess as a sketch comedy savant, getting broken up with by a dork in a wetsuit and offer up some very racist mindfulness techniques.

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VIDEO Sugs Bunny pt. 2 w/ Kilah Fox

https://youtu.be/l-ZZb1csrIA

You got us fucked up if you thought we weren't going to continue carrying on with Kilah Fox. We discuss Kilah's prowess as a sketch comedy savant, getting broken up with by a dork in a wetsuit and offer up some very racist mindfulness techniques.

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AUDIO The Fleshlot pt. 2 w/ Shaner cont'd

The poontang party continues with Ryan Shaner, who regales us with stories of pissing into ladies mouths, handling a shitcoated bird like a gentleman and a father/son monster truck experience that left no dry eyes in the house.

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VIDEO The Fleshlot pt. 2 w/ Shaner cont'd

https://youtu.be/LDJQDFBAS6E

The poontang party continues with Ryan Shaner, who regales us with stories of pissing into ladies mouths, handling a shitcoated bird like a gentleman and a father/son monster truck experience that left no dry eyes in the house.

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