Ben Shapiro can't say the p-word? Marge Simpson vs The Trump Administration? Super speed with your eyes closed or invisibility only while screaming? We answer the tough questions here on The Snark Tank. If we survive this heatwave then we'll see you next week!
2020-08-18 00:25:25 +0000 UTC View PostYou know the music! Time to dance!
2020-08-15 01:28:44 +0000 UTC View Post
We did something this week that's kind of unprecedented. We actually answered your genuine questions. What was Greece like for Derrick? What's it like making and mixing music? Would you fuck a mermaid or a reverse mermaid? When will we be seeing guests (spoilers: very soon.)
Just wanted to say thanks again for your guys's insane support. We know we're just your average millennial deadbeats ranting into microphones every week about very little of substance. We know our debates can be fru...
2020-08-13 00:13:59 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everyone! Episode 33 is gonna be a tad late, apologies for that. Our editor is sick and it’s taking a bit longer than usual. Normally I would simply threaten our editor with violence to ensure he powers through the edit. Perhaps put his family in jeopardy. Alas, I’m trying to turn over a new leaf. One of empathy and kind heartedness. So the episode is slightly delayed with only minimal harm done to our editor. A fingernail peeled off should be fine.
2020-08-11 20:40:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, guys! We’re taking questions early for Shoe0nHeads episode of the podcast so we can plan for it super well. We haven’t done a guest episode in a long time and we’ve never had a guest join us through the internet before so it’s kind of exciting and stressful.
So, if you have any questions for Shoe on this, our beloved clusterfuck of a podcast, chime in! We’re looking to record in late August so the episode will release either late this month or early September. We apprecia...
2020-08-10 17:08:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The most vulgar episode probably. TV-MA, my guys. Enjoy?! Today we settle your arguments and debates! Are we better off without bones in our penises? Is Miracle Whip better than Mayo? Kettle Corn vs Popcorn. Are blow jobs sex? Is SIMPING okay? Are there aliens?
Sorry for Sweenys intelligence being as low as it is. He doesn't understand microphones so his audio POPS sometimes. We'll fire him shortly.
2020-08-04 00:42:40 +0000 UTC View PostYou know the drill, BUT this time we want something spicy. Give us some arguments you’ve had recently and let us settle them. It’s not a real episode unless we can argue!
2020-08-02 00:14:55 +0000 UTC View Post
If you haven’t been invited yet, click on in!
2020-07-29 18:54:13 +0000 UTC View Post
The Xbox Showcase! Joe Rogan vs Video Games? Logic retires and joins twitch? Omry is no longer with us. Apologies for the irritation he caused you. He has been dealt with.
2020-07-28 01:39:46 +0000 UTC View Post
What happens when Karens find out that Cartoon Network has an adult programming block? What happens when Chris gets drunk with Zach in a diner? What happens when a surprising amount of patron questions put us in awkward furry scenarios? This episode happens. This is Omry once again. There isn't much time. If this episode gets good reviews on iTunes the small one has agreed to free me. I fear this may be a ruse, but it's the only glimmer of hope I have. Please. Please God. Free me.
2020-07-20 19:05:48 +0000 UTC View PostAs is becoming tradition at this point, the producer tier is going up in price to ensure the episode doesn't become too unnecessarily long. We're looking into perks we can add to the 15 dollar tier to make it worth your while. Since this change is relatively new, next episode will still read all 15 dollar donors at the end, but starting on episode 31 we'll be sticking to the new Real Producer tier.
We're also toying around with the idea of a patreon exclusive podcast episode every...
2020-07-16 12:12:06 +0000 UTC View Post
If you haven't joined our heinous discord community, do it now. If you don't we'll steal your identity.
2020-07-16 11:52:22 +0000 UTC View PostEpisode 30 is on the horizon. Lightning round. We're going to try and get to every single question this week so write your questions with brevity in mind! It's a doozy!
2020-07-16 11:50:37 +0000 UTC View Post
That's not hot! Will Smith and Jada reveal unnecessary details about their weird relationship, liberals boycott Goya, Sweeny and Chris have several screaming matches, Wayfair is implicated in a sex trafficking ring (turned out false, obviously,) Einsteins girlfriend behind bars and Jaden Smith is unnecessarily harassed.
2020-07-14 01:27:25 +0000 UTC View Post
We're back! In a new place! Sweeny is an idiot and doesn't know how to record with a microphone so instead decided to record todays episode using nothing but a tin can and potato skins. Direct all criticism to @TomSweeneyINC. Today, we're talking about the Cancel Party on the internet and how Shane Dawson and Chris D'Elia got mangled by it. As well as some of your burning questions.
Appreciate the patience. <3
2020-07-06 19:17:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Today's episode is all about The Last of Us Part II. This will be a spoiler discussion so if you're interested in savoring the story of Naughty Dogs latest narrative adventure, might be best to skip this one until you have. If not, welcome. We've got some interesting opinions. We're in the middle of moving this week and due to time constraints the questions from this episode have all been pushed to next weeks episode. Apologies, but the schedule should be back to normal in a week or so ...
2020-06-23 22:42:08 +0000 UTC View PostSo, Tom Sweeny and I are moving into a new place next week! This means that we'll be doing a lot of manual labor and tedious bureaucratic work in the coming days. Rather than take a week off and just not do a podcast the week of the move, we've decided to record two shorter episodes (likely and hour and a half long) on Sunday and put them out as they correspond to the dates.
This way, no days are skipped and we'll be able to pack up that sensitive equipment earlier in our move. As such,...
2020-06-21 02:29:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Keith David is Keith David, and that's really all there is to it.
2020-06-17 00:28:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon should have sent this to everyone automatically but either Patreons back end is broken or I'm inept ... possible combination of the two. In any case, this invite should work forever. Will be posting this every week for Discord patrons.
2020-06-12 02:28:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Jake Paul got arrested and he literally stole a charity! Logan Paul became a decent human?! Mark Wahlberg is trending for very awkward reasons!? Would you rather die every day or restart your life on death? What if Keith David was everyone? (We're not even high, I'm so sorry.) This is Ormy again just letting you know everything's fine. They're treating me better than before. No need to alert authorities. I promise.
:)
Sorry for the late delivery. Our editor ran into so...
2020-06-09 20:41:36 +0000 UTC View PostYOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, don’t let me catch you!
2020-06-06 11:58:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Society is falling apart so hopefully we can offer a good bit of reprieve for those of you who are struggling or dealing with the insane state of the world. For those affected negatively by the riots, we hope things can resolve soon and that you get the assistance you need. For those peacefully protesting, we support you. I know I've seen several peaceful protests that haven't gone off the rails. Love you for it. For those who are looting and burning down your local businesses, maybe don't? l...
2020-06-02 21:14:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Keemstar vs H3H3? Chris vs some dude? Joe Rogan vs YouTube? It's war season, guys! Much to discuss. All of it painful. 2016 never ends.
2020-05-25 20:58:40 +0000 UTC View Post
A girl who thinks she's a deer has a power trip on Twitch. Why is the internet up in arms? Can reptiles be funny? What would be the worst way to die? What movies deserved sequels but didn't get them? Would you rather be an NPC in Crazy Taxi or GTA Online? What's a worse curse? Looking like, or talking like Jar Jar Binks? Hi, my names is Omry. I write the descriptions for The Snark Tank. I can't leave. The locks are on the outside and this is my only shot to reach out. Chris doesn't pay attent...
2020-05-18 19:18:28 +0000 UTC View Post